My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

Guan Qing stormed into his house aggressively. Before entering the door, he took a special look at the door lock. There was no sign of damage. The workmanship is not bad...

Wait, this is not the time to praise him!

Xiao Qi didn't have the consciousness of trespassing on other people's houses, as if he was the owner of this house.Strolling from the living room to the kitchen, I even washed an apple, and now squatting under the window sill of the bedroom, chewing it crisply and loudly.

Guan Qing tried hard to keep calm: "The people, I remember this is my home~"

Xiao Qi took a big bite of the apple, waved with his back turned, and said mysteriously, "Come on, dear, I'll show you something nice."

Guan Qing was very angry: "Why are you so over the top, trespassing on private houses and playing hooliganism on me, I'm going to call you!"

"..." Xiao Qi turned his head and looked at him calmly, "Scream, I will crush your throat before you scream."

Guan Qing: "!!!"

Why doesn't this person play his cards according to the routine, so angry!

"Crack", Xiao Qi's thumb pressed a shocking fingerprint on the apple, and the juice trickled down his fingers.

Guan Qing's Adam's apple suddenly blew cold wind, he coughed, walked over as if nothing had happened, and said in a low voice, "Just look, anyway, you have me and I have..."

His voice stopped abruptly.

The old wall is covered with messy and criss-crossed black footprints and handprints. The densely packed handprints extend from the yellowed white wall all the way to the window sill, climbing upstairs along the aluminum alloy frame.It was as if countless people were scrambling to get out of his bedroom with both hands and feet...

"But I only saw one shadow last night." Guan Qing murmured.

Xiao Qi smiled at him: "Wait."

He stood up, half-bent and walked around every corner of the small bedroom.

Guan Qing noticed that as he was walking, sand-like things fell from between his fingers, and soon filled the entire bedroom.

Gradually, row after row of black footprints appeared under Guan Qing's eyes, and those footprints invariably surrounded Guan Qing's bed, walking round and round.

Guan Qing instantly got goosebumps all over the ground, and the hairs all over his body exploded.He couldn't imagine how many invisible shadows surrounded him silently staring at him when he was lying on this bed!

"That's why I said, invisible doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The sense of smell of these things is more sensitive than flies. Whether it's fresh flesh or carrion hidden in the dark, they will immediately chase after them like tarsal maggots."

Guan Qing interrupted him: "Wait a minute, am I fresh meat or rotten meat?"

Is your focus wrong? ? ?Xiao Qi sized him up critically, and said perfunctorily, "It can barely be considered a piece of fresh meat with good taste."

Guan Qing suddenly lost his expression: "If it's rotten meat, at least I can disgust them..."

"Your thinking angle is really unique..."

Guan Qing looked at the footprints in the room full of dense phobia with a feeling of drowsiness, and thought of a question: "They have been watching me before, why did the shadow last night..."

Xiao Qi rubbed off the remaining grit on his fingertips: "I'm not going to say, these things are only separated from you by a door, only a key to open them is missing. Now someone puts the key in the door, you and them The barriers between them are completely gone. You can see them, and they can touch you intimately."

Guan Qing stared at him: "It won't be you..."

"Did you and I know friends before?" Xiao Qi asked coldly.

That's right, before that, Xiao Qi and him were people from two different worlds.If they hadn't gone to Dingkunguan to dispatch the police, they might never have an intersection.

Thinking about it this way, Guan Qing looked at Xiao Qi, and said slowly: "I found out that my bad luck started after I met you."

Xiao Qi had no expression on his face: "I really should let you die." Then he walked out the door.

Guan Qing hurriedly chased after her: "Dear...don't go, dear!" He glanced at the footprints all over the floor with a tingly scalp, "You dealt with these marks..."

Xiao Qi stopped and turned to look at him indifferently: "We all do things for a fee, dear, you still owe me twelve thousand, have you forgotten, dear?"

Guan Qing: "..."

Xiao Qi: "It's unlucky to meet me, huh?"

Guan Qing burst into tears: "I'm sorry, I was so frightened that I lost my mind, and I couldn't choose what to say. Your lord has a lot, so don't argue with me."

Xiao Qi showed a "so good" smile, and asked: "Is there a broom at home?"

"Have……"

"Take the broom and sweep it several times. Remember to sweep it clean. Turn around and find a place where no one is around, and burn the broom and the sand out of it."

"That's it, that's it?" Guan Qing felt 1 shit in his heart, feeling like he had fed a dog to the heart he lost in panic just now.

"What else do you want?" Xiao Qi took out his phone from his pocket, and poked an app with a weird icon, "You still want to do a ritual for your shabby house of less than [-] square meters? That's fine, come on. Download it Register an account on our APP, and if you start queuing up now, it will be your turn in about half a year. Our Buddhist scriptures are divided into simple version, normal version and deluxe version, and members can enjoy [-]% to [-]% discount. If you have enough time, Energetic, courageous to fight against ghosts to ensure that I don’t cool off so quickly, I can wait until the end of the year for our promotion, which is the time when the discount is the biggest in a year~”

Guan Qing: "You guys...are quite up to date."

"Keep up with the pace of the times so that you won't be eliminated by the society~" Xiao Qi held back proudly, "Do you want to make an appointment now, dear?"

"Oh, it's okay, I'm going to sweep the floor."

Xiao Qi: "..."

Guan Qing hadn't taken two steps, but was pulled back by Xiao Qi: "What are you doing, let me tell you! Our people's police will never bow to the feudal superstition forces, and I will be impolite if you don't let go!"

Xiao Qi easily clamped Guan Qing's wrist two or three times, squeezed his throat dangerously with his right hand, and blew lightly in his ear: "Huh? How do you want to be rude?"

Guan Qing was startled by his lightning-fast skill, recovered his senses and reprimanded sharply: "You are attacking the police, you made it up!"

"Oh~ this is assaulting the police~" Xiao Qi pressed his palm against his throat and rubbed it up and down, "Then I have to kill people to silence my words, or I will be a scumbag if I get caught."

Guan Qing was almost suffocated, tried to squeeze out a few breaths, and said politely and earnestly, "My friend, your thoughts are very dangerous. I suggest that we sit down and talk calmly."

"I don't like to talk, I just like to do."

"???" Guan Qing was caught off guard again and dragged onto the expressway and let him go. This is not the car to go to kindergarten!He was silent for a moment, struggling coyly: "Hate~"

"..." The corner of Xiao Qi's mouth twitched vigorously, and he pushed him forward, "Let's go, comrade policeman."

Guan Qing was pushed abruptly, which made Monk Zhang Er puzzled: "Where are you going?"

"Go and see the dead man's house."

Guan Qing: "..." This buddy's brain circuit has become so abrupt, even a player like him can't keep up.

When going upstairs, Xiao Qi took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, holding the taste: "Guan Xiaoqing."

A certain word aroused Guan Qing's sensitive nerves, and he said with a straight face, "My surname is Guan, and my name is Qing. I don't call me such a messy Guan Xiaoqing."

Xiao Qi glanced down clearly: "I understand."

Guan Qing: "..." I feel like you don't understand at all!

The spectators had almost dispersed, people died in the building, the doors of every house were closed, and the usual noisy voices could not be heard at all.In the dim corridor, the voice-activated lights flickered one after another, stretching the shadows of the two people into distorted lengths, Xiao Qi kicked away the collapsed pile of broken cardboard: "Comrade Guan Qing, I want to ask a question, you Why are you so passionate about, or persistent in, the police profession?"

Guan Qing froze for a moment: "My dream since I was a child is to be a policeman!" In this suspenseful and frightening atmosphere, don't you think it's strange to talk about this kind of ideal life topic?

"Being a police officer is tiring and hard work. Whether the salary is high or low, it's not like a career that a money-obsessed and cowardly person like you would choose."

Guan Qing: "I'll give you a chance to revise the second half of the sentence..."

"Am I not telling the truth?" Xiao Qi's sharp gaze was like a scalpel, cutting Guan Qing clearly from the inside out.He stepped up the last flight of stairs, turned around and observed Guan Qing condescendingly. After watching for a long time, he suddenly smiled, "I don't mean anything else by asking you, I just feel that you are incompatible with your profession."

Guan Qing: "... Keep it simple, the routine of poaching my corner is simpler."

Xiao Qi shrugged, took out a gold-rimmed and silver-chained monocle from his trouser pocket, stuck it in front of his right eye, and looked probingly at the left and right security doors.

Guan Qing felt that there might be something wrong with his eyes. Xiao Qi wearing eyes like this made him see a bit of a gentle scum from this bandit, and he smelled like a beast...

He shook his head quickly, coughed, and reminded him: "The deceased's house is on the left."

"Oh..." Xiao Qi still glanced to the right twice, and then turned to look at the iron frame anti-theft door on the left, which is covered with various small advertisements for unlocking, "I can see that the death in this door is simply It's about to overflow."

"Didn't you see those things last time without your glasses?"

"That time I was able to see them only after taking medicine. The medicine is [-]% poisonous. If I always take medicine, I will be backlashed by the medicine." Xiao Qi said lightly, and patted his chest hard, "Why don't you sleep, come out and do something!" alive."

Guan Qing was surprised to see Xiao Qi's chest surging like a wave.

What kind of flamboyant operation is this? ?

The author has something to say:

Guan Xiaoqing: Ever since I met Xiao Qi, I can no longer talk happily, huh huh.

Xiao Qi: Even though you are skinny, why don't you cure yourself?