[Hokage] Uncle is yours

Dried Persimmon Kisame, aged 32, Mizukuni Mistnin, one of the "Seven Ninja Swordsmen".After becoming a rebel, he joined Akatsuki, code-named 'South', and Uchiha Itachi's partner.

If you Google it, you can see that there are only three options for his character: cruel, belligerent, and ruthless.

"...There must be a mistake somewhere."

Kisame is sure of that.

He has never been liked by humans in his age.That's right, he is not classified as a human being from the outside.If he lives in a world full of mermaids, then I'm afraid he is a strong and MAN handsome guy who is very popular with mermaids—it's a pity that this place is not ONEPIECE but Hokage, and his best-sounding title living among humans is also "Nothing" Tailed Beast' only.

Then, instead of Itachi's partner who acted with him, and invited him to end this war-torn era, the woman with the status of aristocrat in the country of water - said she likes him?He felt that his health bar immediately returned to zero, right?

"I heard it all! No wonder you guys refused to form a team with me to complete the infiltration plan. It turned out that it was because of this reason. Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu! There are still many people with serious tastes in the world. Someone wants it, it seems that I may not be single forever~~"

"Jue, if you don't want to become a bonsai, just shut up." Ghost Shark threatened.

"Don't be embarrassed, men are normal. By the way, where are you two going, AB or C—"

"Boom!"

Seeing the fallen tree, he must shut up obediently and stop laughing at Kisame.In fact, it’s not surprising, in fact, no matter how you look at it, Kisame and Yae are typical beautiful beasts, no wonder others are envious and jealous.

Kisame himself is very self-aware. He reflects on his personality, appearance, family background and various external factors, and then recalls the life of his partner, and feels that he has a general understanding of the situation.

Speaking of which, Yae liked the scorpion at the beginning. The scorpion looks very good and young, but it is actually a puppet.Later, she seemed to admire Itachi-San, but Itachi-San died of illness again (Kikisame firmly believed that Sasuke's little guy couldn't beat Itachi at all).So under the severe double blow, the girl's current criteria for finding friends has become a not-so-good-looking male with a strong physique-she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.He has no doubt that if the girl knew Yao's music teacher at that time, she would definitely like it.

"Oh, she's still a little girl."

Ghost shark let out a long sigh.

"It's not too young. You can marry at the age of 16. But your age is exactly half of yours."

Those words pierced Guixier's back like a sharp sword.

"She seems to be an Aries who loves sports, doesn't she seem to be a good match for a Pisces like you who likes fantasy?"

The Jue that was cut in half by Kisame grew out of another place, looking at the zodiac rules.

"But she likes rebellious ninja. After you die, it will either be the boss or me? I think I have an advantage over the boss. The boss never takes off the mask. The old airtight must have skin diseases. Like my skin If you want to be white, be white, if you want to be black, be black~~”

They were split in half again, and grew out of another place—one after another, like wild mushrooms, a wild fire could not be exhausted, and the spring breeze blew again.

After chopping, Kisame broke out in a sweat and felt much better.Thinking about it now, what he likes is because he thinks too much.Definitely a favorite of my companions!He is also really, because he has never been told by his companion that he likes it, but he is so excited that his mind is not clear.Look, who do ordinary women fall in love with, aren't they all shy and shy, trying to maintain a good image?Who would plant people like carrots at every turn!And her behavior of always getting into other people's robes because she thinks it's cold to sleep in the wild at night is a child at all, and she doesn't see him as a man at all.

"Tsk, I accidentally got teased by her again." Guixie sighed again.

"But you've wavered, Kisame. Right now, your face is still red, and it's completely purple when mixed with blue." Never afraid of provocation.

When Kisame raised his foot and decided to trample the one hundred and third Jue to death, the plant Yoyo said again——

"It's best if I don't take it seriously. If I remember correctly, isn't Suirin Yae just betrothed to the newly appointed Naruto Hatake Kakashi?"

"……what?!"

"It was the decision made by the daimyo of the country of fire. It should be a marriage to stabilize the situation. The nobles are like this. But she didn't refuse. She must also think that this is a good opportunity to break into the political core. She is too concerned about Yae The world is at peace, and it is as good as Penn's back then."

Kisame kept raising his fist, but didn't hit it down.Another one grew out of the ground and continued from the other side.

"Think about it, Kisame, compared to her, the job assigned to you by the BOSS is much more meaningful. If the Moon Eye plan goes well, and there is no competition for points and levels in the world, then all the problems you hesitate to worry about will be nothing. question."

Admit it, you don't really hate that girl.

Admit that when she said she likes you, you were actually secretly happy inside.

Admit that you are actually inferior to your origin and appearance, you are far from her, and you are in a different world.

Admit that you are unwilling and want to prove and change something...

"Oni, Akatsuki is the only one who can grant your wish. You won't betray Akatsuki, right?" Jue asked with a grinning smile.

betray?

No, he was the one who slaughtered traitors all along.

He has never betrayed, even after becoming a traitor, he can say frankly that he has never betrayed.

"I did tell Yae that I would see the end. But I never said I would betray Akatsuki, absolutely."

Ghost shark smiled lightly.

He wanted to know what she wanted to do and see how she would go on in the future, so he agreed to her condition.But he never said he would betray Akatsuki, yes, never.

Jue looked at this rude and smart man, and knew his answer in his heart.Is cooperating with Yae also monitoring Yae for Akatsuki?It's true that most people would never think of doing this, and he deserves to be the man Madara trusts the most.

"In this way, I'm relieved. By the way, if you miss this opportunity, how are you going to complete the infiltration mission assigned by the boss?"

The original plan was for Kisame to fuse with his broadsword, use Jue's double to make him look like himself, be killed, and transform himself into a sword to be taken away by Hachio.Because Chakra is provided to Sharkskin for a long time, most people can't distinguish his Chakra, and will think that it is the Chakra of the knife itself.In this way, he can sneak into the enemy's interior, find out the hiding place of Kyuubi while obtaining information, and attack at the right time.

Originally, that was the plan.

"Yae injected a strange thing into the shark muscle, which made it fall into a deep sleep and couldn't integrate with me at all. If she acted casually, she would notice it instead, so I had to go with the flow. Fortunately, I learned the tolerance of long-distance perception sharing before. Now I can feel what's going on around the shark muscle."

Hearing, smell, even if there is no vision, a lot of information can be obtained by relying on these two alone.

"Perception sharing, how did you learn this kind of ninjutsu? You are not a perceptual ninja?" Jue wondered.

"Ah, during the last ninjutsu experiment, Yae—" Realizing that she shouldn't have mentioned the ninjutsu scroll, Kisame hurriedly changed her words; "—she taught me."

In fact, after Kisame made a scroll with his own ninjutsu and gave it to Yae, Yae also gave him a scroll made of his own ninjutsu in exchange.

"Really? She taught you? I remember this kind of ninjutsu is Itachi San's unique skill (shared with the crow)."

Kisame also suddenly realized this problem.In other words, did she make the scroll she gave herself, or did she and Itachi San make it?Thinking that Yae and Itachi have actually done (hey!) this problem, Kisame feels inexplicably upset.

"In short, you continue your mission, monitor the movements of Yao and others, find out where Jiuwei is hiding, and monitor Suigin Yae. Personally, I prefer you to use the ugly trick to pull her into our team. Those people The infiltration task that we find difficult now, would be easier if we entrusted her to do it."

"...Wait, what is an ugly trick!"

"Don't you still want to call yourself beautiful? Don't be funny."

"%@#￥You spore plant!!"

"Plants are also stronger than deep-water fish! We can photosynthesize!"

"I didn't hear anything remarkable about it, it's just self-inflicted."

"...Ghost, that sentence just now was definitely taught to you by someone!"

"Ahem. No, I'm self-taught. Yae didn't say that you are a self-pollinating foliage plant."

"—Bastard, did we provoke her with black and white tricks, she is androgynous!!"

Uncle Shark was silent. He recalled the scene in his mind that he was said to like by the male version of Brother Ying, and he was immediately bleak in the wind.

...so personal attacks are out of the question.

****

At this time, I am watching the battle.

Uchiha Sasuke VS Shimura Danzo, this battle is random and embarrassing, it doesn't make people feel sad, but makes people want to laugh.

"Hey, what do you think Itachi will say when he sees this scene? Is it Sasuke, you are promising, or is it 'stupid brother'?"

The pharmacist pushed the glasses around - even though he no longer needed glasses after being fused with Orochimaru, he still hung the frames stubbornly on his face, I really don't know what he was insisting on.Do you think that this can prove that you are a ghost of the intellectual line?

"What makes me curious is, Your Highness, what enlightenment do you want to gain from this war?"

Yes, at this time, I should hang out with the daimyo and find a way to mix up political status, or hang out with Uncle Kisame to find out Akatsuki's movements, instead of watching a child who loses his temper squandering his brother's gifts. his talent.

"Shimura Danzo—he has Uchiha Shisui's eyes, and he really wants to destroy them."

No, actually it wasn't the eye I wanted to destroy.

What I want to destroy is... what I want to get is...

I watched Sasuke in battle, my emotions swayed by an unquenchable resentment.

Itachi eyes.

Such a waste of Itachi's eyes, doing things that make Itachi sad, really makes people want to kill him!Sasuke Uchiha!The person who caused Itachi to lose everything, the person who caused Itachi to lose his life, is the person Itachi cherishes the most in this world.

Dou looked at my expression and smiled.

"Be patient a little longer, Your Highness. I can assure you that your wish will be fulfilled—very soon."

The author has something to say: what CP is in the customization?

Scorpion cherry line (of course, HE)

Card Sakura Line (Papa's of course is happy HE)

Oni Sakura Line (more ambiguous jokes than the online version)

Yingming Line (Naruto: Wait, why is my name on the back!! Author: Of course it’s to spoof you, mess with you, dig quack quack)

Itachi Sakura Line (It makes me wonder if I want to write it, it's a bit sad)

The basic route is this:

Scorpion cherry——"HE ends

. . ——”BE reached the Itachizakura condition——”NE ended

. . . . . . . . . . . . ——"BE reached the Oni Sakura condition--"HE ended

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ——"BE reached the card cherry conditions--"HE ended

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ——》NE achieves Sakura, END