[Hokage] Uncle is yours

"The song just now is really touching! Please sign me!"

"You also think Teacher Ah San's song is great? Not bad, little girl!"

"Then I'll sign it on your shirt."

A big hand stretched out, preventing Ah San, singer, teacher, who was holding a signature pen, from signing autographs for fans.

"Wait for me, completely ignore my existence? And Yae, you are here to make trouble for me? Our goal is Yao, not some music teacher of Yae!!"

Uncle Kisame's nose was almost crooked.

I pursed my lips: "Art knows no borders."

Immediately, Rabbi Eight-tailed Jinzhu Riki put on a super cool pose: "That's right! We are really like-minded!"

Uncle Kisame's face looked even more ferocious.

"Yaoo, my goal is you. Don't worry, I won't let you die."

Oh oh oh this sentence is so passionate!I tactfully withdrew and stood on the side with Teacher Ah San to watch.

It's a pity that Teacher Ah San didn't seem to want to watch, he summoned a big guy who looked like a ninja beast.

"This is not good. As a teacher, you should give your apprentices the opportunity to express their art. Are you right, Teacher Ah San?"

I stabbed his meridian with Qianben very smoothly, blocking his ability to move.Appreciation is appreciation, uncle and I are in the same group!

"Only one move... You bastard... You're still too young."

I thought it was a direct singer, but Ah San, the music teacher, used his own chakra to force the needle out, so I had to dodge his attack in embarrassment.

"Hey haha, you sometimes miss, Yae—look at me, I already took care of the bear."

Uncle Kisame's ridicule was met with resistance from Ninja Beast Raccoon, this scene is a bit delicate.Fish and bears, fish and bears... Whoops!

While I was gloating, the eight tails had already joined the melee.This scene is not good for us. Strictly speaking, we only have Uncle Kisame and his Chakra lover, but the other side is Jinchuriki, Hachio and a pretty good ninja.you said I?I'm just a shadow | body, what can I do, why not waste Chakra!

"Ah, the situation has changed." I withdrew from the battlefield, "Then the uncle will leave it to you."

"...Are you kidding, there should be a limit to laziness, Yae!"

Uncle was critical of my passive sabotage, but seeing his smile like that, he knew that he liked this kind of dangerous challenge.So I dutifully delayed the music teacher so that Uncle Kisame could have fun.

But people really shouldn't be too big, the uncle played it off, and actually forced the other party to show the tailed beast form.As a result, he not only sacrificed shark muscles to fit the body, but also transformed himself into a strange appearance of neither mermaid nor fish.Can I tell how much handsomer this grotesque is than he is usually?So uncle, you were actually born by your stepmother!

When I saw the octopus squirting ink, I couldn't help but burst into tears from laughter. Later, even the shark muscle betrayed the uncle to make out with the comatose Eight-tailed Jinchuriki. I couldn't help laughing and rolling on the ground, tears all out.

"Hahahaha uncle, you are indeed raised by your stepmother, even the knife that you raised for so many years ran away with the little black face, hahahahaha!!"

"Shut up, damn girl!" The uncle kicked the flying shark's muscles in anger, and picked up a knife, "I don't believe he can still run after cutting off his legs."

"Octopuses have eight arms, uncle."

I shrugged and inserted a needle into the shark muscle.The liquid in the needle tube was injected, and the uncle's strange knife finally calmed down, and he stopped eating inside and outside, and sent the uncle's chakra to the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki.

"And you have to be more caring for animals. Look, even your pets are rebellious."

"Oh! It's a weapon!" The uncle was still stubborn.

Just when he wanted to discuss the properties of his sword with me, reinforcements from Eight-tailed came.Surprisingly, it was Raikage who did not die. I noticed this old guy during the Five Kages meeting, and his rank is not in the same class as Mizukage.

"Lei Plough Hot Knife!"

Raikage and Yao both shot at the same time!The combination of shadow-level strength and human strength, coupled with the use of thunder attributes to directly conduct muscles to exercise, the speed is completely unmatched!

"So fast..."

After the uncle, whose body and head were separated, said this, his head fell to the ground.

Well, this scene is not aesthetically pleasing, let's make it more creative next time.

"wrong."

Raikage suddenly looked in my direction and attacked me!Of course I was cut in two by him.

"...!!"

Lei Ying looked around vigilantly, as if waiting for something.

"Well, that's why I hate dealing with old men."

Following my words, the corpses of Kisame and I turned into crows and flew into the sky, and finally converged into human forms not far from them.

"Raikage and the two helpers, together with Hachio and the music teacher, this is already n-on-one. The situation is not good for us, uncle."

Lei Ying realized that it was an illusion and couldn't help frowning.When did it happen?How could he fall into the opponent's illusion before he realized it!Besides, this woman felt very familiar to him.

"What do you have to do with Tsunade's apprentice who appeared at the Five Kages?"

Hmph, what a sensitive old man.It is indeed the shadow of a village.

"Yae, don't run on me. I may not be able to deal with them alone, but with you, the ninjutsu we developed last time should be more than enough to deal with these people."

Uncle, you brag, you really don’t have drafts, and we haven’t tried that ninjutsu in actual combat, besides...

"It can't be helped, uncle, my main body is not here. And it's good for us to keep the eight tails. Don't you want to see the boss fight himself?"

While I was chatting with my uncle, one of Lei Ying's men took the opportunity to attack us again.Raikage and Hachio are fine, which green onion are you?I'm very upset about being looked down upon.

"It's noisy, my servant."

I directly pressed the guy's head and smashed it into the ground like a carrot.

"It's really you!!"

Lei Ying glared at him, but didn't dare to make a casual move.Killing a traitor is not the same as killing a daimyo's child.

"Ah, did you reveal your secrets? I said Raikage-sama, and we will each take fifty steps back. Today's matter is all for discussion, and we will not attack Hachio in the future. To be honest, we don't have to listen to the boss and choose to fight with you Fighting is just pure curiosity about the level of Renjukura."

As I said that, I took the man who had been planted with carrots by my hand, and looked at his companions with a smile on my face.

"Of course, we don't mind if you guys want to keep fighting. It may be difficult to defeat all of you, but it's definitely possible to take the tailed beast out of Jinchuriki's body. Do you want to try?"

"...What are you paying attention to?"

Lei Ying's attitude seems to have eased, I think he is not accepting my threat, but my identity is really embarrassing for him, so he can't just make a move.No matter what the reason is, Kageruki and Injuriki killed the nobles of other countries together, even rumors can easily provoke a war.

"I have already said that I just want to see your strength. After all, the boss you are going to deal with is not the person you think."

"—!!"

"I can only say so much, and if I continue talking, there may be more accidents, such as being silenced by the boss or something. You just need to be vigilant, don't use your experience to fight, you will suffer a lot!"

"You mean, he's not Uchiha Madara?"

Instead of answering his question, I asked him another question instead.

"I would like to ask a question, Raikage-sama. When a huge threat connects people from different countries to fight against this threat - everything returns to peace, facing the devastated border and the exhausted People, do you choose to cooperate with other countries to rebuild the village to overcome difficulties, or take the opportunity to obtain more resources and expand the territory to make your country prosperous?"

"...We, Lei Ren, will not do despicable things. We have our beliefs and beliefs, which are something you traitors don't understand."

Lei Ying's answer was very simple, as if he hadn't thought about it, it was too casual.But I like this answer.

"Then remember your own words, Lord Raikage. Teacher Ah San's songs are very nice, and I hope to be his fan all the time."

As I said that, I used illusion to cover it up, and left with Kisame.

"What are you doing, Yae, if you make a move, Yao can also succeed." Uncle Kisame expressed his dissatisfaction with the result.

"You're out of your mind, uncle, you mean to use the ninjutsu that the two of us have just developed, against two kages who have cooperated tacitly since childhood? Are you still based on your sword to empathize with each other? Shouldn't it be Could it be that when you merged with your knife just now, not only the Chakra, but also the IQ was swallowed?"

"Ugh! You venomous girl!!" The uncle gritted his teeth with hatred.

"Besides, you have other tasks, uncle? Now is a good opportunity to hide in the dark. There are many scenes to be staged in different places. It takes physical strength to rush. There are still many things to do. Look at how busy you are now To the point where even the sharks have to be caught to help."

"Hmm!!" The uncle was gnashing his teeth again.

"Besides, your knife is gone, and you have to find another one. A man must be able to hold it and put it down. It is too dangerous to use a knife that turns against you at a critical moment. Being betrayed by your own knife on the battlefield is far better than being stabbed by a comrade-in-arms. The effect is even more cheating, uncle."

"...I'm used to it." The uncle murmured in love and hate.

"But it doesn't get used to you, so it empathizes with you. I want this type of weapon and let me make you some. He is very good at this kind of thing."

"That's different."

The uncle was very persistent, and reluctantly looked at Yao who had already picked up the knife. Obviously, the sword and Yao were more intimate.

"It's the same even if there is no Yao, likes and dislikes, whether it is suitable or not, this kind of thing can't be forced."

"Tsk, I know."

The uncle smacked his lips, obviously still not reconciled to having his good knife stolen.

... Poor stepmother's uncle, I don't even like knives because you are not elegant enough.laugh!I can't help but laugh when I think of this.

"Okay, I'll remove the split | body art. You first go to Yinnin Village to find a new weapon."

"... Yae, why did you waste Chakra's avatar that has been maintained for so long this time? Did you know that Raikage would come?"

"Hmph, I don't know how to predict the future. It's just that I always point my head, so I will follow you to challenge Eight Tails. If you die, our agreement will be wasted."

Uncle Guixie had question marks all over his face: "What does it matter to me that you point your back?"

"I don't know if it was cursed by the Hui Ye clan. So far, all the men I like have died." It's really a history of blood and tears.

"...!!" Wait, it seemed like she just said something serious just now? !

Kisame turned his head in horror, but the people around him had turned into countless crows and flew away.So only one shark was left bleak in the wind...

【As long as I like it...】

【Favorite...】

【Favorite......】

The persimmon ghost, whose head was full of strange echoes, suddenly realized that he had lost his way in life?

The author has something to say: Uncle, you are so stupid

Seeing that many readers are already begging for various CPs, let me clarify here.

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