Bedtime Cookie Short Stories

Sweet cakes are very good at writing sweet cakes, and they are familiar with all kinds of writing styles. In short, the writing is very good, and there are many fans.

If he has any shortcomings in the eyes of the readers, it is that... he can't write meat...

"Ma'am! I can make up [-] words for your cookies! Beg for a piece of meat!"

"...Give up upstairs! If the biscuits have eight characters, I will be able to smile!"

"Ms. Sweet! Today is 520! Don't you want a meat pie!"

"Wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes, and tell yourself that brain supplements are the most beautiful..."

"Wipe the tears together! The two protagonists in Nima Cookies finally kissed! My heart is about to explode! I think I'm already consummated!"

"...others' wives know how to drive fast, but ours can't even sit in a stroller and collapses."

Sweet Biscuit scrolled through his Weibo comments with a calm expression, he was really angry...

What do you mean you can't even sit in a stroller!

Who doesn't know how to ride a car!

He also secretly watched a lot of big meatloaf from Biao aircraft carrier!

He just didn't write it!snort!

Cookie snorted, and clicked on the homepage of Weibo to update.

The big fans on the homepage are taking turns to serve the 520 welfare meatloaf one by one. Click on the sweet pie and start to read it. The key is to poke him cute!

So the sweet cake left a message to the big guy who poked his cute spot: "It's delicious! I want to eat it!"

Then the sweet cake ran to see the next little meat pie, and felt that being a passenger was so happy.

As a result, I only saw half of the second little meatloaf, and found that the number of Weibo reminders has been changing, and the number of comments and retweets are all rising.

Cookie wondered, I haven't updated Weibo today, could it be that a small cookie I wrote before was reposted by the sweeper?

After clicking on his comment page, Tangbing realized that the truth was not what he thought.

Although it was retweeted by the sweeper, it wasn't his biscuit that was retweeted by the other party, but the message he just left under someone else's small meat pie.

Mrs. Shaowen's repost reads: "Ah Tian! When will we have your meatloaf!"

As soon as this article was posted, more people would follow suit.

Cookie was asked when he could eat his meatloaf forwarded and commented, and the phone almost crashed.

With the slow but firm support of the phone, Cookie finally turned off the prompt.

But he could see the increasing number of reposts and comments on the page.

...So many people want to see meatloaf!

Couldn't his cookie be enough for them!

...it seems impossible.

Cookie holding the phone and crying, how good or bad are you? After eating my cookie, you still think about the meatloaf. You are all goblins who can't get enough!

After the sweet cake finished crying, as soon as the tears were wiped away, there was a lot of pride in my heart, isn't it just meatloaf!Who can't write yet!

Then, Tianbing sent a Weibo with arrogance: "You wait!"

Immediately someone asked: "What are you waiting for????? Mrs. Tian, ​​you are so angry that you want to give us glass!!!! Don't ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Sweet cake proudly replied: "Meat pie!"

Countless replies immediately floated down below.

"?????"

"!!!!!!"

"Come on now!!! Mrs. Sweet is crazy!!! Said she wants to write meatloaf!!! And let us wait!!!"

"I'm going!! Ah Tian is going to delete her account!!!"

"This may be Sugar Cookie's last Weibo."

There are also more literary ones: "If the meatloaf comes out of the oven, the family sacrifice will never forget to tell Nai Weng."

Cookie felt like she was being taunted, saying they were the ones asking for the meatloaf!He was about to write it, but they still mocked him! !

No one said that they were looking forward to the meatloaf he wrote! ! !

I'm so angry!

The sweet cake heart said that I must write a super invincible multi-layer meat pie that is shocking, weeping ghosts and gods, unprecedented and unprecedented, let you stupid human beings see it!

snort!

After humming, Tianbing opened the document and typed the two words "Meatloaf!"

Then he was thinking whether he should just use his cleverness to get better, but after thinking about the wave of ridicule from the crowd just now, he decided to let the goblins learn a lot.

So the sweet cake began to make the legendary, super invincible multi-layer meat pie.

I want to set up the sweet cake first. Since it is a multi-layered big meat pie, how about an NP?

Then let’s post all the classic scenes, such as offices, bathrooms, balconies, and bushes. If the background of the era is not suitable, then add a quick time travel, do whatever you want, um, you need the Eighteenth Style of Longyang, One hundred and eight postures of Chuanji are added.

Then he discovered the problem. If he writes out all of this shit, he feels that he won't have to do anything in the next two years, just make this meatloaf.

The editor will definitely kill him.

In the end, the cookie set a limit for myself, it is best to finish writing today, with a maximum of about [-] words.

This does not waste time, and the amount of meat is enough.

So it was decided, and the meatloaf began

it has started.

Start.

Start……

Sweet Biscuit cried and hugged the keyboard, Nima, when I saw it, I didn't think it was such a shame to type these words on the keyboard!

There is no default in the input method!He has to hold back his shyness and look for them one by one!

Ah ah ah! !

The input method is too unintelligent! !

Within an hour after Sweet Cake announced that they were going to make meat pies, they basically did nothing, and they were all busy being shy about the input method.

Woohoo, he might... really can't... make meatloaf...

But the dudes have already pretended to be out, and if they don't write, they will laugh at them to death!

Sweet Cookie cleans up her mood and cheers up again, for the sake of face!He must write it out!

Well, first cut the word count down to [-].

An hour later, there were [-] words of progress.

Cookie applauded herself, then rolled to one side of the sofa covering her face.

Ahhhhhh, he feels that his input method has been tarnished!Damn! !There are so many foul words in the world! !

After venting her emotions, Cookie regained her strength and fought again.

Two hours later, [-] words had progressed.

Biscuit rubbed her chin, once she accepted this setting, it didn't seem too difficult!

After another hour, [-] words had been reached, and Tianbing felt that the most essential part hadn't been written yet, so she continued typing on the keyboard.

Very good, seven thousand and five!

After thinking about it for a while, the obsessive-compulsive disorder patient decided to round up a round number. It should be [-] anyway, and add more.

After adding a little bit, the sweet biscuit had a big brain hole, and thought it could be stuffed with sauce, so the number of words reached [-].

When Tianbing looked at the time, she was startled, it was already ten o'clock in the evening!

Then today's serial update hasn't been written yet!

Tianbing hurriedly sent out the finished meat pie, and rushed to write the serialization.

Weibo exploded.

"MOM!!! WHAT DID I SEE!!!"

"Meatloaf!!! Sweet Mrs. Meatloaf!!! This must be hallucination!!!"

"Live in a dream!! I don't want to wake up!!! I don't want to!!!"

"Retire!"

"Sit up in shock while dying! No one can stop me from eating meatloaf!!!"

……

"Suck it up. After reading it, the meat is so delicious. At first, Mrs. Cookie obviously couldn't let it go. Then the speed of the car almost took off. My God, I fell in love with Mrs. Sweet again!"

"Sweet heart meat pie is so delicious!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sweet Bread buried herself in writing updates, not knowing the ups and downs on Weibo, or someone who saw the meat pie he wrote.

Someone read the [-]-character meat pie word by word, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

It turns out...the inner world of Cookie is quite wild.

Cookie doesn't know that he has been labeled as wild at heart by someone, and he is still writing an update.

The last update was uploaded successfully before twelve o'clock.

Cheers Cookie, I feel like I'm so good, I've written it in such a short time!

I'm so good!

As a result, as soon as he refreshed the page, he found a red card warning.

"Warning: This chapter contains illegal content, please modify it as soon as possible, and please resubmit for review after modification."

???

why is that!

Sweet Cookie knocked on the editor angrily: "Edit! I obviously didn't write anything! Why did I violate the rules!"

Edit back to him: "..."

Cookie didn't understand, so she knocked back: "???"

Someone took a screenshot for him, this is the preview page of the chapter he just updated in the editorial background.

The highlighted words are marked with a background color, which is simply blinding people's eyes.

Cookie: "..."

Cookies: "!!!"

Cookie cried: "Listen to my explanation! It's all the fault of the input method!! I'm so pure!!!"

Someone laughed and said, "I saw the meatloaf."

Cookie trembled, and typed tremblingly: "...then my heart is also pure!"

As a result, a line of words appeared in the dialog box: "I like it very much."

Tang Biscuit's face flushed instantly.

He likes it very much...then I...do I want to write more in the future...

Cookie was struggling, and the other side knocked again: "But I hope that in the future, you will only write this kind of content for me to read."

Cookie felt that his brain was congested, did he mean what he understood! ! !

"Although I missed 520, 521 is not a bad day."

Cookie's heart is about to pop out of his chest.

The other party asked: "Sweet Cookie, do you want to consider dating me?"

The cookie hand is faster than the brain: "yes!!!!!!"

After Sweet Cookie finished replying, she began to reflect on whether she was too unreserved.

Then the other party's phone call came.

Cookie took it with trembling hands, feeling as if she wasn't living in reality, but just like that... dating him?

The other party's voice was gentle and pleasant: "Sweet biscuits."

"Well...it's me."

"Dinner together tomorrow?"

"OK……"

"What to eat?"

Sweet cake thinks this conversation is very familiar, isn't this the part of today's meat pie?

Then he was possessed by meatloaf.

"I want to eat you."

……

Cookie: "My ass hurts after eating."

(Finish)

The author has something to say: 520 cookies, everyone is happy at 520, there will be a lucky draw at the top of Weibo, and the update information will also be prompted on Weibo~

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