Bedtime Cookie Short Stories

"If you have any questions, please contact me".

In a harmonious society, major literary websites are also at the forefront of harmony.

Not to mention sensitive words screened by the system, there is also manual review by editors, trying to strangle the crabs to death before they emerge.

Before the little editor was transferred to be the editor-in-chief of the Great God, he heard from his seniors that the Great God was very difficult to deal with.

How difficult it is to do, the editor doesn't know yet.

Because in his impression, the great god he met at the author conference was tall and handsome, yet very gentle...

But according to the meaningful sigh of the senior, he can probably know that it should be really difficult.

The small editor took office tremblingly, and for two days in a row, the weather was calm.

When the little editor manually reviewed the chapters of the great god's novel, he also read it with gusto.

This is probably a rare bit of entertainment in the boring review work.

He is a fan of the great god's books, chasing after every book, and now he is quite happy to be an editor for his idol.

But today this entertainment is terrible.

The master wrote a bed scene solidly!This is not allowed by the regulations!

After reading it tremblingly, the editor rejected this chapter, and wrote down the reasons for rejection in a text message on the site.

At the end of the site short, the editor wrote "If you have any questions, please contact me, your editor XX, phone 13XXX, □□123XXX"

Not long after the rejection, the editor's phone rang immediately.

The editor picked it up: "Hello, who is it?"

The god on the other side said: "Hello, I am Ye XX who was dismissed by you just now."

The editor doesn't know whether he should be happy now that he found out about the great god's private phone call, or should he be embarrassed that the first conversation between the two of them was because of this...

The Great God asked in a gentle manner: "Excuse me, is there any problem with that chapter just now?"

Since the master's question is so straightforward, the editor can only uphold a professional heart and reply: "Master, your chapter is pornographic, and the scale is too large, so it cannot be published."

The Great God asked: "What's the specifics? To what scale should it be changed? I personally feel that love is deep, we are all adults, and the combination of soul and body is not a shameful thing. Don't the four great classics all have such descriptions?"

The editor thought, although it is not shameful, but the website regulations just can't post it!

The editor coughed and said, "You also have to consider underage readers...there are also youth editions of the four great classics!"

The master said: "So why is the website not rated? My book is not written for minors."

Small editor QAQ, great god!I don't know why the website is not rated!I'm just a little editor!The website stipulates that it cannot be posted!Don't ask me that!

The editor said weakly: "The reform of the website does not happen overnight, I will report it to the leader..."

It would be strange if the leader could listen to me...

The master was silent for a while, probably knowing that it was useless to argue with him, so he asked, "Which paragraph should I change?"

The editor stammered: "Just... that part..."

"where?"

The editor said: "The part where his kiss landed on her lips..."

Dashen: "Kissing is not okay?"

The little editor said: "Don't kiss with your tongue!"

"Changed, I resubmitted."

The little editor thought that the master is not so difficult to deal with, you can see that it has been resubmitted...resubmitted a ghost!

The bed scene hasn't changed!Only the kiss scene was changed!God, are you kidding me! !

The editor took a deep breath and said, "Master, you haven't changed it later!"

The Great God said, "Where else is there? You didn't say it."

The little editor had no choice but to say: "The back part... the back part."

"where?"

"Just... that's it..."

"You read it to me, I've changed everything."

The editor is about to burst into tears, he doesn't miss sex scenes, bastard!

But he knows it. If he doesn't read it, this one will definitely not change it.

If the master doesn't update it again, the readers will make a fuss!He just took a look at the page of the Great God Book, and some readers have already asked why it hasn't been updated after a while!

The editor felt that he was sacrificing for the people, so he... read...

"The slender and powerful hand, along...down...at...then..."

The Great God asked, "Do you need to change these words?"

The editor is thin-skinned, his brain is congested, and he subconsciously said "Huh?"

The Great God asked: "As for the ones you skipped, 'Bo... up', 'Hard....True', don't you need to change them?"

"of course yes!"

"Then why didn't you read it?"

Editor QAQ, I'm sorry I can't read it!

But it seems that it is impossible not to read it, the editor bites the bullet and reads every word with his teeth gritted!

After tossing and tossing for a while, the master finally said: "I have changed it, you can take a look again."

The small editor went to review it with a full face, and finally it's fucking done!

The moment I clicked through, there seemed to be fairy music in the editor's ears, it was not easy!

The master on the other end of the phone said abruptly: "I thought if I changed to a male editor, this standard would be acceptable."

The little editor thumped in his heart, God, what does this mean? I have only been on the job for three days, and I am about to be removed!

But the master suddenly laughed: "Goodbye, shy little editor."

The phone was hung up, and the editor felt his heart beating a little faster, and the laugh just now was a little sullen.

The next day, the editor felt that his heart was going to jump, and that slightly Sue's laughter became a little bit bad.

Because...he had another interrogation of the great god's sex scene!

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

It's still a sex scene between men and women! ! ! !

The editor's blood vessels were about to explode, and his movements of typing on the keyboard were stiff and hard.

As soon as the short message was sent, the phone in his pocket rang.

The editor was about to cry, but the master made the phone call very quickly.

The voice of the great god on the other end of the phone was still gentle and gentle, and his voice was also nice.

He asked, "Which paragraph do you want to change today?"

The little editor cried and said: "Everything has to be changed! Everything has to be changed!"

The master said: "Can't it, the description of the scenery is also changed?"

The editor's heart is broken, this is Zhang Ye Zhan, the scenery is beautifully described...

There was a smile in the voice of the Great God: "You don't need to change the description of the scenery, do you?"

The editor gritted his teeth: "No need..."

"Then what should be changed?"

"Just... start with the kissing part!"

"more specific?"

"His... the tip of his tongue was drawing on his lips, and his hands were kneading..."

"Well, then?"

"husband……"

The editor didn't react, and continued to read: "Husband, be gentle..."

There was no response from the master, but the editor was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses.

The editor hung up the phone with a click, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! !

What did he read just now! ! !

What the hell is my husband! ! ! !

What the hell is lighter! ! ! ! ! !

The editor was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to die, so he quickly turned off the phone.

Let him pretend that the phone is out of battery... woo woo woo...

Then he looked at the computer screen where a friend application popped up, and the application information column said: "Ye XX."

He really wanted to refuse, but if he refused, he seemed so useless!

So the editor clicked accept strong and calmly, and sent a message before speaking to the other person.

[Hahahaha, my phone is out of battery, God, I will copy the content you want to change directly! 】

The editor thought that I was so stupid, □□Such a useful artifact, why should I keep calling him!

The Great God knocked over the message [Okay. 】

The editor thinks, □□ He is quite a god in communication with the above...

Then on the third day, the editor felt that something called the scale in the mind of the master might be broken.

He doesn't want to review it.

But do not review the QAQ that will deduct wages!

The time when the website short message was sent out was almost at the same time as the time when the phone call came.

The little editor feels very tired and won't love anymore.

He didn't answer the phone, he typed on the email first.

[Great God, let's talk about it on Q! 】

The other side quickly knocked back [answer the phone. 】

The editor wondered if he would look cowardly if he said he didn't want to answer the phone.

But when he thought of the content of the chapter rejected today, he was really going to be scared to the core!

What "husband, I want...", "husband, kiss me...", "husband, I like you..."

Damn dick!Why did he think that the Great God did it on purpose!

So the moment he picked up the phone, his brain became hot and he asked, "Master, did you do it on purpose?"

The Great God said calmly, "Yes, yes."

The little editor felt that he had crashed: "...Are you teasing me?"

The Great God smiled: "Yes."

The editor felt that his face was going to burn, his head was buzzing, and his voice was weak: "You...why are you molesting me..."

Dashen looked at the edited information in the employee information column of the website, and said with a smile, "Because I like it."

The little editor was holding the phone, and he almost hid under the table, although he didn't know the meaning of this move.

But it seems that doing so can relieve his shyness.

The Great God asked, "You are single, right?"

The little editor Mosquito hummed in response: "Hmm..."

"So, do you want to date me?"

The editor's heart was about to jump out, but he still asked, "Why... why?"

"Because I like you."

That's why you're my editor, little fool.