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100 Questions About Wei Wei Josh's Compatibility

Interviewer/Da Feiye

Because Ms. Ma Yanhuaer, a proud, cold-hearted veteran cadre, sneers at such things and does not write,/rolls her eyes, so I will do it.

1. May I have your name?

Wei Wei: Wei Linze.

Josh: Josh, Chinese name Josh.

2. What is your age?

Wei Wei: 31

Josh: 23

Da Feiye: Eight years younger, Ms. Ma Yanhuaer...

3. What is your gender?

Wei Wei: Male.

Josh: Can't see it?

4. What is your personality like?

Wei Wei: It doesn't matter.

Josh: Nice.

Da Feiye: Yes, about personality...

Josh: Nice.

5. The character of the other party?

Wei Wei: Cooking is delicious.

Da Feiye: Yes, about personality...

Josh: Mild and gentle.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Wei Wei: In 17, at the snack street in the university town, I carried yellow braised chicken.

Josh: In 17, I was hunted down and knocked over his draft.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Wei Wei: Goblin.

Josh: Literati.

8. What do you like about each other?

Wei Wei: Cooking is delicious.

Josh: Like both.

Wei Wei: I want to change the answer, I also like it.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Wei Wei: Too lazy.

Josh: Like both.

Da Feiye: Wei Wei...is the answer still changing?

Wei Wei: ...Change, I like them all.Otherwise, will he answer first in the future?

10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Josh: Really, let me answer first?

nonsense.

Wei Wei: Nonsense.

Da Feiye: You are following the ticket.

11. What do you call each other?

Josh: Wei Wei.

Wei Wei: Josh.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Josh: Baby.

Wei Wei: Teacher Wei.

Josh, Da Feiye: So how are you?

Wei Wei: It would be even better if we could say that on the bed.

Josh: Teacher Wei——

Da Feiye: Open!Drive hard to the kindergarten, let me weld the car door!

Observer Ma Yanhuaer: Ahem, interviewers, please pay attention to the impact.

Da Feiye: Hehehe, Mr. Ma.

Horse Fireworks Listening: Threatening Eyes.jpg

【Random Entry】Ma Yanhuaer and Da Feiye's 12th question.How would you like to be called?

Ma Yanhuaer: Teacher Ma.

Da Feiye: Sister...um...my dear.

The ancients said it well, greed is not enough to swallow an elephant.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Josh: People.

Wei Wei: Goblin.

Dafei also: Veteran cadres are fine.

Ma Yanhua, who was listening: Is it your turn to answer?

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Josh: Books.

Wei Wei: Me.

Da Feiye: Is it so exciting?The one with a bow on the wrist and neck?

15. So what gift would you like for yourself?

Josh: I'm happy with whatever he wants to give me.

Wei Wei: ... money.

16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Josh: Staying up late to prepare for lessons.

Wei Wei: Don't let me stay up late preparing lessons.

17. What is your shortcoming?

Josh: I am perfect.

Wei Wei: I have a negative attitude towards life.

18. What is the opponent's problem?

Josh: What's wrong with you, you always ask about your shortcomings, let's not talk about our family's Wei Wei is the best in the world, okay!The best Wei Linze in the world!

Wei Wei: (At first I wanted to diss that he was swollen, but I'm so embarrassed to say it.)

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Josh: No!Believe it or not...

Dafei also: Believe me.

Wei Wei: (At first I wanted to talk about something that disturbed my lesson preparation...)

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Josh: Give you a smile and experience it yourself.jpg

Da Feiye: Slightly!

21. How far is your relationship?

Josh: It's over.

Wei Wei: The kind that can live and die in the same bed.

Josh: Wei Wei~~——/Hug

Da Feiye: Cough, in public, in front of the dean, Teacher Ma.

22. Where did two people first date?

Josh: Classes.

Wei Wei: Room 108, Teaching Building of the Academy of Arts.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Wei Wei: In that class, Guo Pu’s poems about wandering immortals, although there are metaphysical elements expressing the purpose of Laozi and Zhuangzi, they are generous and full of energy rather than "the meaning of speech is barbaric", and the literary talents are not dull and boring...

Josh: Asleep.

24. How far has it progressed?

Wei Wei: Ambiguous.

Josh: Ambiguous.

25. Where do you go on a date?

Wei Wei: The playground.

Josh: At home.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Wei Wei: When is your birthday?

Josh: /smile

Da Feiye: Calm down...

27. Which party confessed first?

Wei Wei: He.

Josh: Him.

28. How much do you like each other?

Josh: No. [-] favorite in the world.

Wei Wei: ... Same as above.

Josh:!

29. So, do you love each other?

Josh: Crap!

Wei Wei: Same as above.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Josh: Tired with Goose Harbor.

Wei Wei: Poor mouth.

Da Feiye: This... what kind of couple is this...

Teacher Ma who was listening: What did you say?

Da Feiye: No hehe.

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Wei Wei: No way.

Josh: How could our Wei Wei change his mind?

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Wei Wei: Do not make assumptions that do not exist.

Josh: ...Ditto.

Da Feiye: No forgiveness!

Teacher Ma who was listening: What kind of drama did you add?

33. What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Josh: Teacher Wei is a fan of punctuality.

Wei Wei: Wait.

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Josh: Giving lectures in a serious manner wearing gold-rimmed glasses.

Wei Wei: Turn the corners of your mouth up and lick your lips.

Da Feiye: Where is Fei Yaner?

Josh: Wei Wei, ignore her, this woman is probably a fool.

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Josh: Do | Love.

Wei Wei: do|love.

Dafei also:

Teacher Ma: You are silenced!

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Wei Wei: Same as above.

Josh: Do | Love.

39. Ever quarreled?

Wei Wei: No.

Josh: No.

40. What are the quarrels?

Da Feiye: It’s better for you, we don’t fight.

Teacher Ma: Sharp Eyes.jpg

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Da Feiye: This question is so worrying that people's hair is turning gray.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Wei Wei: I don't believe this.

Josh: Believe it or not.

43. When do you feel loved?

Wei Wei: All the time.

Josh: All the time.

44. How do you express your love?

Wei Wei: Just live.

Josh: Feed him.

Da Feiye: What kind of...feeding?

45. When did you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Wei Wei: Stop cooking for me.

Josh: Don't fuck me| love it.

46. ​​Which flower do you think matches your partner?

Wei Wei: If you have to say something, then let's talk about money.

Da Feiye: Regardless of whether this is considered a flower, why?

Wei Wei: Yuqianer rice...you can eat it.

Josh: Money to spend.

47. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Wei Wei: No.

Josh: Not now.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Wei Wei: What is inferiority complex? Zibei thinks so, right?Is there a word for this?

Josh: Our family Wei Wei is too good.

49. Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Josh: Publicly.

Wei Wei: Forget it, let’s make it public.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Josh: To death.

Wei Wei: Until death.

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Josh: Attack.

Wei Wei: ... by

Dafei also:

Mr. Ma who is observing: This question has nothing to do with you.

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Josh: Because Lao Tzu is the most skilled in the world.

Wei Wei: ...Because, I let him.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Josh: Satisfied.

Wei Wei: ... full, satisfied.

54. Where was the first H?

Josh: On the bed.

Wei Wei: The bedroom.

Dafeiye: Apparently, Axixi has a better understanding of the word "place".

Josh: Why the hell don't you care about me being called "Axiba"? You're still Axixi!

55. How did you feel at the time?

Josh: What is that idiom called?It's amazing.

Wei Wei: Forgot.

Josh: Are you sure you forgot?Do you need me to recall it for you?

Wei Wei: That...is wonderful.

56. What did the other party look like at that time?

Josh: Fuck me!sexy!

Wei Wei: Forget...it's wonderful.

57. What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Josh: Do you have any rebellious mentality when asking this question?

Da Fei Ye :/shut up

Wei Wei: I am the only one left in the morning.

Da Feiye: Wow——from this point of view, so-and-so is simply a ruthless scumbag, right?When I read the article, I didn’t feel like digging into the truth like this, tsk tsk tsk, wow. / eat melon

Josh: ...you!Throw the pot to Mr. Ma.

Mr. Ma who is listening: Rebound.

58. How many times per week?

Josh: Follow his schedule.

Wei Wei: If you don’t stay up late to prepare for lessons.

Dafeiye: No wonder Axixi hates staying up late to prepare lessons so deeply.

59. In the ideal situation, how many times a week?

Josh: Everyday.

Wei Wei: It's ideal now.

60. So, what kind of H is it?

Josh: Do you really want to listen?

Da Feiye: Listen to it, learn from it.

Josh: @#*&...%￥%￥￥￥

Hey, why did I say garbled characters?

Mr. Ma, the dean of the auditorium: I manually typed the code for you.

Wei Wei: All kinds of Play.

Josh: Why doesn't he code!

Teacher Ma: There are no sensitive words.

61. Where is your most sensitive?

Josh: Ears.

Wei Wei: neck collarbone.

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Wei Wei: Ears.

Josh: @#&%

Hold!Why code again!

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Wei Wei: Sexy.

Josh: @##￥

Hold……

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Wei Wei: I like it.

Josh: #@#￥

Hold!Why!What did I say!Say what's wrong with liking it!

Teacher Ma: I'm sorry, it's okay.

Josh: Like it.

65. Where is H in general?

Wei Wei: The bedroom.

Josh: Bed sofa bathroom.

66. H place you want to try?

Wei Wei: The balcony.

Josh: Classroom.

Dafei also: table.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Wei Wei: Before and after.

Josh: Before and after.

Dafei also: before.

Teacher Ma: I’ll just ask you, what’s none of your business, you just keep answering.

Is there any agreement in 68.H?

Wei Wei: Don't delay getting up early to go to class.

Josh: Don't dwell on class.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Wei Wei: ... Yes.

Josh: ......... Are you targeting me?

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Wei Wei: Neutral.

Josh: Leave him alone, he must have something in his mind, he is just like this, habitually neutral.

Da Feiye: What about you?

Josh: Neutral.

71. If the other party was raped by thugs, what would you do?

Josh: I have a gun and a gun.I came from Nanning Street.That person probably couldn't have a whole body.

Wei Wei: You should be more rational.

Da Feiye: Then you?

Wei Wei: A beating first, regardless of life or death.I mean thugs.

Dafeiye: God is fucking rational.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Josh: Not at all.

Wei Wei: Absolutely not.

Da Feiye: After all, everyone is an adult.

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Josh: Account hacking.

Wei Wei: I don't have such a friend.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Josh: Nonsense, I am the best in the world @#￥￥￥%^&…%￥

Wei Wei: It's okay.

75. What about the other party?

Josh: His own words are okay, it's really not modest.Very pertinent.

Wei Wei: Good at it.

76. What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Josh: #￥@@^[email protected]!

Wei Wei: Teacher Wei, please.

77. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Josh: %#@&&*...%￥#

Hold!If you call me again with the surname Ma, believe it or not, even if you are the author, I will turn my face against you!

Da Feiye: What are you doing, just yell at me, can you yell at my wife!Want to fight!

Josh: Come on!Hit!Afraid of you!

Da Feiye: You are a fucking piece of paper...

(Wei Wei: Huahua, should we say something?

Ma Yanhuaer: Who do you think can win?

Wei Wei: Hard to say.

Ma Yanhuaer: Do you want to gamble?Bet on spicy strips. )

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Josh: No.

Wei Wei: No.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Josh: No.

Wei Wei: No.

Da Feiye: This is unscientific, isn’t it?Can't lie here.According to Ms. Ma's abnormality...

Josh: Let's be honest, I'm stuck, in this regard...

Da Feiye: ……… (looks fiercely at Mr. Ma)

You... me, us.

Ma Yanhuaer: I think we are probably in the same situation.

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Josh: None.

Wei Wei: Then prepare lessons.

Josh: You won't have that chance.

81. What do you think about □□?

Wei Wei: Call the police.

Josh: Cancer.

Dafeiye: Human scum.

82. What is the most painful thing in H?

Josh: Why the pain?

Wei Wei: Why the pain?

83. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Josh: That time in the car?

Wei Wei: Forgot.

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Josh: Occasionally.

Wei Wei: Almost every time.

85. What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Josh: @##￥#Everyone￥@￥%excited@%...[email protected]!

Teacher Ma: Half a size.

Wei Wei: @##￥#Everyone￥@￥%excited@%...[email protected]!

86. Has the attacking team ever committed any crimes?

Josh: How can I use it?

Wei Wei: No.

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Dafeiye: □□Play is also very fun——

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Wei Wei: Muscular, nice voice, long legs, slightly darker.

Josh: Like Wei Wei.

Wei Wei: I... change the answer.

Next time you come across a question like this, can you not ask me to answer it first?

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Wei Wei: Me first me first me first!It fits very well!

Josh: Yes.

90. Have you used small props in H?

Josh: ￥%@￥! @*&*

Wei Wei: Yes.

91. When did your first time happen?

Wei Wei: University.

Josh: Sixteen, maybe seventeen?

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Wei Wei: No.

Josh: No.

93. Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Josh: Ears.

Wei Wei: Mouth.

94. Where is your favorite place to kiss someone?

Wei Wei: Mouth.

Josh: Mouth.

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Josh: @! ##%%%￥##&*^

Wei Wei: Pretending to be cried by #￥.

Josh: Pretend?

Wei Wei: Ah, sorry... I never said that word.

Da Feiye: Is it so exciting?I didn't expect you to be such a teacher Wei.

Wei Wei: Give the blame to Ma Yanhua.

Da Feiye: Teacher Ma, hehehe.

Teacher Ma who was listening: I have more perverted hobbies, do you want to hear them?

What would you think about at 96.H?

Josh: Normal people don't think about anything, do they?

Wei Wei: If it's too late, I'll miss class tomorrow morning.

Josh:!

Are you mocking my technology?

Da Feiye: The two of you...this... peace is the most important thing.

97. How many times did you have sex in one night?

Josh:! @￥%…￥@@

Wei Wei: There is one class in the morning, and two or three times when there is no class.

Josh: Nonsense @￥@￥明明￥@￥%%...

At 98.H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Wei Wei: Myself.

Da Feiye: Why?Is Teacher Wei so proactive?

Wei Wei: ...This is... Josh's bad taste.

Josh: It depends.

99. What is H to you?

Wei Wei: Normal demand.

Josh: Necessities.

100. Please say a word to your lover.

Wei Wei: I'm hungry.

Josh: Let's go, go home and cook.

Da Feiye: Hey, don't go!

All in all, the interview was quite satisfactory.See you next time, our teacher Ma is also hungry.

2017.10.30

13:43

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