born to ashes

Josh woke up and saw Zhang Zhihe, staring at him and asking him what's wrong.

Zhang Zhihe poured him a glass of water, frowned and said, "I told you to pay attention before but you just didn't listen. You could see hope in the first place, really..."

Josh took a sip of water and thought to himself, it can't be his fault.

"You're so long-winded."

He sat up cross-legged, and suddenly opened his mouth to silence Zhang Zhihe.

"I, I, okay, you still think I'm long-winded, so I have a good temper. You can wait to be tied up to the hospital when you can't be cured."

While talking, Zhang Zhihe was busy putting the medicines on the table by category, and took a pen from one side to mark them.

Josh said aggrievedly: "Do you have a conscience? It's not like you don't know that I have a shadow over those white coats in the hospital."

"Shadow fart!" Zhang Zhihe walked to the bedside and pointed at Josh's nose and scolded, "You're just playing tricks here, it's just me, worrying about you every day, treating your illness, you, I don't want to live anymore ah!"

Zhang Zhihe shook his hands and snorted, "I'm leaving, you have experience with those medicines, just watch and take them."

Josh watched him walk to the door, and shouted, "Feed the cat for me, and bring me a box of milk."

"I fucking owe you that."

When Wei Linze came home and asked about Zhang Zhihe, Josh said without blushing, "He left as soon as I woke up."

There were a lot of medicines on the table, and on the medicine box it was written several times a day, Wei Linze went over to take a look, when the phone rang, he opened it, and it was a message from Zhang Zhihe.

Tell him to take care of Josh more.

"Dirium or patients are prone to confusion of consciousness at night, and they are also prone to sleep disorders. Please pay more attention. Hold your fists/"

Inexplicably, Wei Linze found Doctor Zhang's clenched fist expression very cute.

At night, Josh did have a lot of mood swings, and he was still trembling with fear. At first he didn't do anything, he could only worry on the sidelines, grabbing him to prevent him from scratching himself, and then once, he yelled at Josh Afterwards, Josh was frightened and became quiet.From then on, he started to yell at Josh, Josh yelled, he yelled louder than him, and he didn't stop until he scared him.

During the day, Josh didn't seem to get enough sleep, lying on the bed, staring dazedly.

After Wei Linze came back from class, he went to ask him to get up, eat and take medicine.At this time, he would act like a rogue and stay up, and Wei Linze sighed.

After sighing, he also yawned by the way.

Josh stays up every night and he also stays up, but he can't catch up with Josh's classmate in the morning when he catches up on sleep, and he has to teach and educate people to support his family.It just so happened that after the end of May Day, experts entered the school to start a week-long teaching evaluation. Wei Linze didn't dare to relax anymore, he was as tired as mud all day long.

The so-called expert evaluation was actually a lot of thunder and little rain. When it came to the stage of class evaluation, Professor Huang became the calmest one.Seeing that Wei Linze was not in good spirits, he leaned over to educate him, "Xiao Wei, don't be nervous, just show your usual enthusiasm for teaching and not lose the chain."

Wei Linze abruptly held back a yawn and nodded repeatedly.

During the day, Josh is most energetic in the afternoon.

During the day, after getting enough sleep, he wandered back and forth at home a few times, thinking about what to have for dinner, and then carried a cloth bag and went out to buy groceries.I usually play with my mobile phone, drink milk, and tease Er Gazi when I am free at home, although Er Gazi is too lazy to talk to him.

Josh himself thinks this life is quite beautiful.

But Wei Linze didn't think so, he always wanted to take Josh out to get some air.Seeing Josh like this and I have nothing to do at home, I always feel that if I touch him, I will get bad luck.

It just so happened that the teaching evaluation was over, and he had an idea, you can follow me to the school to audit.

Josh refuses.

It's a pity that his opinion was completely ignored by Teacher Wei Linze.

In the first class in the afternoon, the students were not very energetic. On the way to the classroom, they drifted slowly with half-open eyes. Josh hasn't felt the bright sunshine outside for a while, and he feels quite beautiful when he comes out.He stared dumbfounded at the people walking forward in the corridor with their eyes closed and wearing slippers. He was taken aback. It couldn't be that the world had been turned into zombies in just a few days.

Wei Linze greeted the teachers he knew along the way.

Holding a folding fan, the short black and fat teacher walked into the classroom with a benevolent face and a pair of black cloth shoes on his feet.

Are the teachers and students of the Faculty of Arts so individual?

Josh poked Wei Linze, "Is it true that all educated people are bald? It's dangerous for me to look at you."

After speaking, he looked at Wei Linze worriedly.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Look, the teachers we met face to face..." Josh gestured a few times on the top of the mountain, "Your appearance is really incompatible with this place, but I'm afraid you won't be able to escape the fate of being bald in a few years. "

"That's because you were unlucky today, and you didn't meet a good person. There is a teacher Qin in our liberal arts college. He is quite old and looks younger than me. I should let you see it!"

"You're not too young." Josh shrugged and smiled.

Wei Linze smiled, and threw the book to Josh, "Go in for class, listen to the class carefully."

Josh went in and sat in the last row, looking up at Wei Linze writing on the blackboard.His voice is a little hoarse, but very gentle. He will frown slightly when he is excited in the lecture, and his voice will become higher.

The students who squeezed together with him in the back row lowered their heads and pressed their phones, the students in the middle rested their chins and listened for a while, and the people in the front row lowered their heads and took notes. Josh looked at Wei Linze on the podium, and couldn't help but want to snap off those bowed heads. I don't know how to be blessed in the blessing. Such a handsome teacher is glowing on the podium, and you are holding your phone underneath and doing nothing!

In fact, this really can not blame the students indifferent.

The students were excited when they first found out that there was a handsome guy among the bald old man and the rose-red old lady in the College of Arts. Once, Wei Linze also experienced the time when the students who attended the school crowded the whole classroom.It's a pity that Wei Linze separates personal and work too clearly, which makes it particularly boring.He is not a boring person per se, but he refuses to show his personality charm during the lecture, and tries to impress his classmates with the charm of literature in a serious way.

As a result, everyone saw it.

failure.

Professor Qin, the most popular teacher in the Faculty of Arts, once advised him that in order to let students integrate into the classroom, either you should work hard on the classroom format, or you should work hard on your own personality charm, so that students will want to attend the class.Look at me, I just use more modern buzzwords when teaching, and pick out some content that students like.It's really not possible. Look at Professor Li. He has high academic achievements and high morals. He speaks naturally and naturally, and students also like this.

"But I still want to conquer the students with the charm of the classroom content." Teacher Wei is serious and doesn't want to put the cart before the horse.

"But the problem is that you have to rely on external bells and whistles to make them willing to appreciate the charm of the content. Isn't it just to sell people, or to be a good teacher and helpful friend among the students who talk about everything, or to be a serious old professor who occasionally shows cuteness , You have to find a way to make students like you."

Teacher Qin was heartbroken. She wasted such a good-looking girl.

"How about a serious teacher who tries to conquer students with the charm of ancient literati?"

Teacher Qin said that children cannot be taught.

Qiao Wang was still sitting in the first row in this class, but he was obviously absent-minded. He kept his head down to take notes, and occasionally looked up at the screen. After the bell rang, he hurriedly packed his schoolbag and ran out of the classroom without leaving any questions. Come down and ask.

Wei Linze wanted to stop him, but the questioning army didn't give him this chance and immediately surrounded him.

Qiao Wang was carrying his schoolbag, and disappeared after turning a corner.

There is no other way, next time.

"Everyone!"

Josh was woken up from his slumber by a sound that sounded like a bell, and he raised his head in a daze. Why did people change on the podium?

Sitting next to him, Wei Linze leaned on the table and smiled at him.

"What's the situation?" Josh lip-synced to him.

The teacher on the podium had a cadenced voice, "Phonology is a difficult course to get into. There are many universities that don't have this course. Why?"

It was quiet down there.

"Because even he himself can't figure out many teachers. Therefore, it is not easy to meet a teacher who is accomplished in phonology."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the classroom full of people with a straight face, and didn't start writing on the blackboard until all the students below nodded in agreement.

Wei Linze stared blankly in the last row, this... the skill of self-promotion is worth learning.

He tore a piece of paper, wrote some words on it with a pen, and passed it to Josh.

"I didn't call you because you didn't wake up. I just happened to be listening to Professor Jiang's class."

Josh opened the note and looked at it, and suddenly had the illusion of going back to school.

He took Wei Linze's pen and wrote: "Your handwriting is not as good as mine."

"Okay, okay, your handwriting is the best." After writing this sentence, Wei Linze thought about it, crossed it out, and wrote it again, "When I was an undergraduate, I was so tossed by linguistics that my mind went blank in class. , when it comes to the exam, I forget to eat and sleep to memorize it, and the result is [-] when it comes out."

Josh looked at the teacher who drew the rhyme table on the podium, and said, "Help and clear, clear and clear." It really makes people's heads big.

He replied, "You look perfect, but in fact you don't know anything. I despise/"

Wei Linze opened the note and smiled, "You look like a bad guy, but in fact you can do everything, and you are excellent at everything."

The two of them passed the note of a class firmly. After the get out of class, when Professor Jiang came to ask Wei Linze what he had gained with a smile, he almost bald and said that he was boasting.He giggled, relying on his extraordinary eloquence and imagination to make a bunch of gains, which was deeply touching.

After the second class in the afternoon, it was already past six o'clock. Josh sat in the classroom all afternoon, as if he had been drained of blood, and he also smelled like a dangling zombie when he walked.

I finally know why the students in the corridor at noon are all in such a dead state.

Wei Linze dragged him into the restaurant, held the meal card in front of his eyes, and waved, "I treat you to a meal."

Josh snatched the card over, "Not bad, you, do you want to swipe it casually?"

"Swipe whatever you want."

"You know?" Josh held the card between his fingers, "You look like a domineering president now."

Then Josh showed the potential of a coquettish slut. Vegetables, meat, and soup were set on the table.He looked at the table full of dishes with a satisfied face, and nodded with satisfaction.

Wei Linze asked: "Do you want to eat fried meatballs? Our school's specialty."

"Fried little meatballs? Why didn't I see it just now?" Josh's eyes started to light up when he heard fried little meatballs.

Wei Linze raised his chin and pointed, "The one with the longest line, of course you didn't see it if you were too lazy to line up."

"Such a long line?" Josh quickly shook his head, "Don't eat."

"It's okay, you wait."

Wei Linze went straight to the back kitchen, and came out with a small plate of fried meatballs.

He put the meatballs on the table, "Actually, in principle, faculty and staff don't have to queue up to eat in the restaurant."

Josh glanced at the little meatball, his face was not very good-looking, "The privileged class exists everywhere, ha."

Wei Linze sat across from him, "Let me tell you first, this is my first time, and I used to line up honestly."

This is real.

Josh snorted and picked up a small meatball, "I'm not targeting you, I'm targeting this regulation."

"Strictly speaking, there is no such rule. It's just an unwritten habit. Faculty and staff are above students. Respecting teachers is another matter. I've always disapproved of this habit." Wei Linze spread his hands .

I don't know how long this unwritten habit has existed. Anyway, Wei Linze has been like this since he first came to Zhucheng University to study for a master's degree.At that time, from the perspective of a student, he couldn't understand this kind of behavior, and he still couldn't understand it until he got a job as a teacher.

"Eat it, eat it, eat it quickly, it's rare to throw a principle for you once."

Josh took a bite of the ball with his mouth curled up, "It's quite delicious."