Students are furry!

Yu Shixing started the live broadcast as usual today. As soon as he opened the live broadcast room, a barrage of "Congratulations!"

Immediately stunned, "Congratulations?"

She subconsciously looked at the task page on the phone, but there was no progress. He Shulin was still a mystery to her.

"Young lady doesn't know why, so she looks so sweet!"

"Don't you read Weibo? That legendary host is coming to your place for investigation."

"Metaphysics is real! (shouting)"

Yu Shixing didn't register on Weibo, and usually doesn't pay attention to this kind of news, but he didn't expect that the other party would take it seriously when he casually said it at the wedding banquet.

"I'll go and see first, let Yu Yan chat with you first."

Off camera, Yu Shixing stroked the smooth tail of the Little Mermaid with her fingers.

Yu Yan hugged that finger with both hands, and opened her mouth to make a big kiss, and the sharp little tiger teeth pierced the finger.

Yu Shixing closed the door and left the office. Before he reached the classroom, he met Huang Jing who was working hard in the field.

Huang Jing was sitting under a mulberry tree, commanding the pheasants and ducks that came from nowhere, and clucking and pulling the hoe to run away.

Another group of weeders and insecticides worked hard, walking steadily, and saw the roots of plants walking around precisely.

It can no longer be described as high efficiency, it is simply devoid of conscience!

It's the season when the buds are green. Fortunately, they have ten acres of land, and they are full of vitality at a glance. A scarecrow is set up in the middle of the field, and Lian Xi is sitting on arms made of branches. Full of sparrows of their own kind.

A group of sparrows lay neatly on their backs basking in the sun, the picture is like drying fish on the beach.

Yu Shixing: It's really a beautiful picture. If someone finds out, they will call the police immediately.

The sun was high, so he found a random step and sat down, Yu Shixing was patted on the shoulder, and looked back to see if it was He Shulin or who it was.

"You."

"Recently you've been staring at me." He Shulin said faintly, "It's a different look to come to you now."

"It's all an illusion."

"We're about to get rich." Seeing her listless expression, He Shulin comforted her.

"It's not us, it's me." Yu Shixing said.

He Shulin: "..."

Yu Shixing: "If you can hand over your family property, I can consider giving you points."

He Shulin was indifferent: "Don't even think about it."

Yu Shixing got a headache from this task, just as he was about to beat He Shulin with a stick, the phone page vibrated a few times, and a line of words slowly appeared.

He Shulin: 20%

This name is a task, Yu Shixing picked up the phone and left without a word, leaving behind He Shulin who wanted to flirt but dared not flirt.

He Shulin: My little girlfriend is so cute.

Yu Shixing: This woman is full of delusions, it's better to have less contact with her.

"The only change now is that there is a program to film our cafeteria, but this has nothing to do with He Shulin. Given the nature of the mission, there will definitely be follow-up incidents."

When Yu Shixing thought of three identical owls fighting with each other, and kept saying that he wanted to listen to the story, and then made an expression of desire/death after listening, the picture should not be too beautiful.

Click on Zheng Xi's Weibo, his profile picture is serious drinking tea, he looks fierce and serious.

The Weibo content posted is either work matters or comments on major national events, the style of veteran cadres rushing towards us.

The top retweet is... hard to describe.

"Based on our longing for a better life and healthy food, we decided to use it in the third episode of the first phase of the new program "New Taste of the Old Town". !"

The forwarded content was Yu Shixing's live video.

The comments are crazy.

"Teacher, is this account hacked?"

"God's mother created a medical miracle together???"

"I'm still alive, I've just finished reading the Cultivation of Immortals."

"support"

"expect!!"

Under the leading few questioning comments, Zheng Xi seriously replied: After eating the ingredients of this little girl, my high blood pressure and high blood lipids for many years have returned to normal levels. Take me to the lab! "

"Teacher, are you serious?"

"I thought of the salted duck eggs sold in Huainan, and they seemed to be bragging about their metaphysical properties. I was shocked at that time."

Strike while the iron is hot, Huainan also launched a live broadcast to blow a wave of products in his store. As soon as the link was posted, all of them were sold out.

"I don't believe it, but seeing that Teacher Zheng Xi has been hooked, let's try."

"Me too……"

"In all fairness, 80 yuan for an egg is scary, and it's very strong if it hasn't been approached by the price bureau."

"The personal test works. When I was writing my thesis, I was full of ideas, and the speed of turning blue life and death became faster."

"Upstairs, you are crazy about learning. It is normal operation to go out and pick up money."

The comment section and barrage quickly heated up the popularity, and this not-so-famous program was immediately known to everyone. Although it was not well-known, even the Taoist priests began to repost it.

"Have you ever paid attention to the long-haired lady who appeared in the live broadcast room? It seems to be my mentor." This comment was quickly drowned in thousands of comments.

It took a long time for someone to reply.

"Dr. He Shulin from the Affiliated Research Institute of the Medical University... very cold."

"It's super cute in the live broadcast, this pair of ct locks!"

So the next day, people in the laboratory saw He Shulin's expression was wrong.

A daring person came over and asked, "Is the anchor your girlfriend?"

The man originally thought that He Shulin would scold him and drive him out of the laboratory. Just as he was about to sneak away, He Shulin hooked his lips and slapped Yida's experimental materials on him, "You have a good eye. Let’s make these into a control group.”

He Shulin: Unilateral declaration is also a means to defend sovereignty!

The students showed their aunts and smiled: "!!! Admitted, she admitted!"

Only the poor child holding the materials was about to cry: "..." Teacher, you were not like this before.

Zheng Xi was welcomed by Yu Shixing, this time he came here in his own name, without even notifying his family, he touched it secretly.

In ancient times, Qin Shihuang was looking for Penglai Island, and now Zheng Xi's mad medical students are looking for fairy medicine.

Zheng Xi has been active in the column for decades, and now has accumulated a lot of fans, all kinds of real and fake steals/photographs are countless.

Zheng Xi: "Low-key, low-key."

Yu Shixing: "That's why you came here wearing big underpants???"

Zheng Xi is old after all, Yu Shixing dare not let him really dress like this in the cold spring.

Take out the thick coat that I bought for Shi Zong from the warehouse.

Yu Shixing: "Old man, take it easy."

Zheng Xi waved his hand immediately: "Ever since I ate the dishes Xinhui brought me, it's no problem to swim in the shirtless winter. If you touch it, I have biceps!"

Yu Shixing clapped his hands together: "Right! You were in good health at the time, if you put it on an ordinary person, it would at most cure your cold."

Zheng Xi was highly praised.

Yu Shixing quietly caught Xin Hou who was sweeping the floor and said, "Please let everyone be normal, this is related to your food rations for the next three months."

Xin Hou clapped his sleeves twice and knelt on the ground, "Wrap it on me, master, please rest assured!"

Yu Shixing: "...Don't."

Who knows what Shi Zong taught him.

Entering the school, Zheng Xi is very satisfied with the environment here. Although it is not as good as the modern teaching, but the beauty of rural life permeates everywhere, "These disabled children can live a healthy life here, which is also a blessing among misfortunes. "

Yu Shixing thought of rabbits eating people, reluctantly said: "Yes, indeed."

Zheng Xi: "..." You seem to be reluctant.

Yu Shixing didn't dare to let him stay in the classroom and office area, and took him to the edge of the field while talking.

There is also a small pond there for fish.

Beside the fish pond, a little girl in a white dress was holding a basketball-sized fish tank in her arms. In the fish tank, a small emerald green fish was staring curiously at the outside world.

If this is just an unremarkable picture, then the crucian carp in the pond lined up in a straight line as if they had received some kind of order, waiting for the girl in white to throw fish food one by one.

After eating one fish, the fish will go to the end of the line, the next one will be picked up, and so on.

Yu Shixing: I have lived a long life.

Eat in a civilized way, don't fight or make noise, you guys are really awesome.

Zheng Xi: "Dare to ask where this girl is...?"

At first glance, Ye Bai's legs and feet looked healthy, and he didn't look like he would attend Mushan Special Education School at all.

Yu Shixing: "Pica, often catching dead mice to satisfy my cravings."

Zheng Xi stared at Ye Bai in disbelief, then bowed apologetically.

Ye Bai: I don’t love you anymore.

Yu Shixing was sweating coldly when he was watched by the blue eyes behind him, so he quickly changed the subject, trying to explain it in a scientific way.

The reality is, staring at these fish, Yu Shixing couldn't say a word...

Zheng Xi slapped his legs in shock: "Even fish have intelligence, so it's normal to produce such fruits and vegetables!" The materialistic worldview he had believed in all his life began to collapse.

Yu Shixing: ...No, it's not normal.

Yu Shixing did not dare to let Zheng Xi stay here longer, and continued to walk forward, praying in his heart that Huang Jing would not continue to mess with him.

As she wished, Huang Jing faced the loess and his back to the sky, diligently wielding a hoe to weed, diligently bent down to care for the seedlings, his handsome face was foggy in the sun.

"The teacher is here!"

"Awesome." You are still reliable.

Huang Jing made a strange gesture.

Both Zheng Xi and Yu Shixing showed gratified smiles.

The good times didn't last long, Yu Shixing watched helplessly as Huang Jing pulled out a fat worm from the soil.

I swallowed it in one gulp.

Yu Shixing was suffocated, and the top of his head became dizzy.

Zheng Xi's fingers trembled slightly, "This is also pica."

Yu Shixing: "No, he is mentally retarded, not derogatory."

Huang Jing: You obviously just ate one secretly, so how did you get discovered?

Zheng Xi: "What a poor child."

Yu Shixing: "Who said it wasn't?"

Facing the wheat field, Zheng Xi looked at all the good children who are self-improving and working hard, and his mood immediately opened up.

"May I ask if Ms. Yu is a cultivator?"

"Not really."

"Where is the teacher's inheritance?"

"My friend is He Shulin from the Affiliated Research Institute of the Medical University, and this is her experimental field."

"I checked, and her research topic is not this."

"He Shulin knows everything."

"When you said her, your eyes were shining."

Yu Shixing honestly felt that it was the dawn of the completion of the task, not some strange mood in my heart.