I want to be human

With his eyes closed, Weisheng yawned and rubbed his cheeks, it was time to get up.

Well, the job has not yet been settled, how can this be good, do you really have to go to the construction site to move bricks?

After being confused for a while, Weisheng remembered that he was already a person who didn't need to run around looking for a job.From a certain point of view, it was really a pleasure to see it, Weisheng twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, life still has to go on.

"System? Are you up yet?"

"Don't make noise, I'm busy. Hee hee hee."

Weisheng: "..." I really don't know who was the person who was pestering him so hard that he couldn't sleep yesterday, and what's going on with that smile, goosebumps arose.

As if suddenly aware of the existence of microbes, the system cleared its throat in embarrassment: "Ahem, good morning dear. Ouch, why are you running out of your body again?"

Weisheng looked back, hehe, this shoe is more than a kick, it is simply two or three sizes too big.

Putting on his stinky skin with a black face, Weisheng asked: "I can't move around properly in this state, when will I be able to recover?"

The system replied perfunctorily: "After completing the task, you can go to the next world. How long do you think you will be able to marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life, that is the time you want to stay in this world."

Weisheng smiled: "Are you implying that I'm going to die of old age here?"

The system was stunned when it heard this sentence before it reacted: "Have more confidence in yourself."

Weisheng shook his head: "I know my own level."

The system also laughed: "So I want you to reach the pinnacle of life by marrying Bai Fumei."

Weisheng: "..." I was speechless.

The system comforted him: "Don't worry, the tasks in this world are really simple. Even if there is danger, I will temporarily take over your body. The system is in charge, one is worth two." Liked for his thoughtfulness.

What else could Weisheng say? The system did not include the option of rejecting the answer.

In any case, Weisheng embarked on a journey of finding his way.

In order to prove that he is very caring, the system specially opened a plug-in, a huge arrow that only Weisheng can see is pointing straight forward, and there is a line of small words on it: "1956 meters away from the nearest person", if Weisheng deviates from the track , the arrow will also bend the body in a humane way to emit light, beeping, reminding him to return to the track, which is much more reliable than the online navigation he used before.

The system said that the task can be completed very easily, and this swearing appearance is almost wishing to slap his chest.

Weisheng had no choice but to follow the arrow, not because he believed in the system, but because of the situation, he had to follow suit, let him walk around by himself, and he didn't know how long it would take to find someone.

It seems that walking a distance of more than 1000 meters is nothing, but if you change the unit, you have to walk nearly two kilometers, and it feels very long and exhausting.Not to mention that there are no roads under your feet. It is very difficult to walk with deep feet and shallow feet. Many of them are uphill, which is even more tiring.

The system also cruelly abandoned Weisheng, went to the backstage and didn't know what he was busy with, and didn't say anything when asked, only showing a creepy smile.

Just after Weisheng slammed his pig's face even more horribly, he finally arrived at his destination.

Weisheng stared at the standard scene of the bandit's cottage in the TV series with his head full of black lines - the big flag bonfire.It is obvious that his initial teleportation point is next to a strange nest.

Weisheng decided to be cowardly, go back and find another way, safety first.

But before he could turn around and leave, he heard an angry howl from the system: "Okay, beauty, here we come!"

Weisheng was taken aback suddenly: "Aren't you busy? You also told me not to disturb you when I have nothing to do."

System: "Special circumstances, Bai Fumei is haunting nearby, where is it? Oh, there!"

"Ah, it looks good, I decided to be you!" The system looked very excited, and the idiot's appearance was so unattractive, it even pulled out a sentence in classical Chinese: "I didn't expect there to be such a symbol in the world."

However, when Weisheng looked around, he only saw a group of big men who were as black as black and as rough as they wanted, the kind that couldn't be compared with beauty at all.

Weisheng: "......, which Bai Fumei are you talking about? Please point me to it first." Unbelievable, there is something wrong with the system's perception of Bai Fumei, he wiped his eyes Youcha couldn't find anyone who could be called a sign at all, or rather, he didn't even see a girl.

Could it be that there is really a girl among them?Wei Sheng felt his eyes darken.

Although he's not very picky, it's good if a girl is willing to be with you, but he still has a little requirement for the other half, preferably a soft girl who is a little cute.At the beginning when the system said it would help him marry Bai Fumei, he was still a little excited. After all, he had been single for so many years, and he died before he had time to let himself go.Don't say that spiritual beauty is the most important thing, it's all a lie, it's human instinct to appreciate beauty, especially external beauty.Not to mention that this girl is more fit than him, maybe a small fist of love can crush his chest.

Weisheng decided that this kind of thing is better to be broken than to be destroyed, if the system forces him, he will die together.

The system didn't notice Weisheng's face, and was still imagining the harmonious life after marriage, as if he was the one who was looking for a partner, and proposed to fight for raw rice and cooked rice.

Weisheng: "Sorry, I refuse."

The system acted like you didn't know what to do, and it took a long time to persuade you to find the oolong, and you were speechless: "What are you thinking in your head? Is my vision so bad? If it is Bai Fumei, it must be Bai Fumei. There is a special The detection program, but this has a limited range, and people who meet the requirements within 50 meters around you will be displayed. Don’t ask me other specific information, I don’t know, this is just for screening people, not for anything The information is displayed."

Weisheng: "So troublesome? Can't you just take over my body to do tasks? Or open a cheat or something."

The system has an innocent face: "Then what do we need the host to do, just upload it by ourselves."

Weisheng choked speechlessly: "I actually think it makes sense." That's right, they have cooked all the meals for you, and you can't still think that they didn't feed you.In his previous life, he might not have had the chance to come into contact with Gu Liang, who can be called Bai Fumei.

In order to go home, Weisheng resigned himself to thinking about how to complete the task.According to the system, the girl was tied up like a zongzi, surrounded by a dense circle of guards, she was probably taken captive, and she had to find a way to rescue her.

But looking at it like this, you know you can't get in.Just looking at the two tall men in full armor at the entrance of the fence, Weisheng has the urge to burst into tears, let alone a large group of strong and muscular men patrolling every few minutes behind.This is unscientific. Is this well-equipped and numerous staff really the rabble that the system talks about?You must know that he has been a good baby of his parents and a good student of his teacher since he was a child, and he has never even experienced much quarrel.Save the beauty from their hands?They will definitely be disabled, right?It will definitely be disabled.

It will definitely be disabled...

Weisheng asked: "Can't you open a cheat or something and send me directly in front of girls?"

System: "Your request is not to open a cheat, but to open cheats directly. Don't think about such unscientific things in the future, okay?"

Weisheng: "..." So angry.

When Weisheng was still hesitating, the system lost his temper and said sadly, "Look at you, you don't have any masculinity at all, you don't have any momentum, how can you conquer Bai Fumei with a wicked smile."

Weisheng: "Yeah, it's all broken like this, no matter how imposing he is, he's just a tough-looking pig-headed man."

The system pretended not to be guilty and said: "Okay, I really can't do anything with you, just this one time, I will take over your body right away."

Caught off guard, Weisheng was in a trance for a while, and found that his perspective was floating in the air. It seemed that the system had accepted his body.

Wow, that face is really scary, it's better to be disfigured, the facial features are all out of place.

Weisheng watched "himself" swagger to the middle of the road and laughed.The system uses "his face" to make a fool of himself in front of outsiders, and Weisheng feels ashamed to play.

At the door, the more vicious big man smiled ferociously and said, "Where did you come from, but since you are here, don't even think about going back."

The second big man also laughed in conjunction with Jie Jie Jie, and he was killed by cannon fodder at first glance.

And the system also smiled with a bruised pig's face: "Haha, that depends on whether you have the ability." After finishing speaking, a delicate and beautiful face appeared. "Also, who dares to call me ugly?"

Weisheng: So you made me have an ugly face on purpose before.

When the big man saw this, he became angry from embarrassment: "Laugh at your uncle, his grandma, let's see how I deal with you."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it, wanting to hold the system in his hand like catching a chicken.

The system dodged flexibly, and while dodging, he still did not forget to provocatively: "With your skills, I'm afraid you won't have a chance."

The big man became even more annoyed when he missed one by one. He drew out the big knife tied around his waist and slashed at the system.

The system easily dodged all the attacks, and even had the leisure to laugh at the vulnerability of the big man from time to time.

The second big man had folded his arms to watch the show, but when he found that the first big man was not the system's opponent, he immediately drew his sword and joined the battle group, but he didn't expect it to be useless at all. The two of them couldn't control the system, even the system's hair Can't hurt.

The system still provokes them like a cat playing with a mouse, no matter how fierce the offensive is, he can always find a way to resolve it.After dozens of bouts, the two big guys didn't hurt him even a single hair, instead they were sweating profusely from exhaustion.

"Are these the only ones? Get a stronger one." The system yelled loudly at the big guys watching the fun in the fence, thinking that he was not enough to attract hatred.

Now there are not only patrolling people, but also many big men come out of the house to look, but no one came to help these two big men, but clapped their hands and cheered: "Hey, Luo Dahu, is that all you can do? The yellow-haired boy was making fun of it. Hahaha! I laughed so hard."

When the big man heard the words, his face turned red, as if he was about to bleed.He yelled: "Let you taste the taste of Grandpa's fist." After saying that, he threw down the big knife and rushed towards the system. What kind of storm will come.

Dodging the knife stabbed quietly by the second man, the system kicked Cailuo Dahu, turned around and tripped the second man with a sweeping leg, subduing them to the ground with a few strokes.

"Hey" the system sighed: "It's boring, it's boring, I won't play with you, there is no one who can fight."

Luo Dahu struggled to get up, but was kicked by the system, and fell to the ground completely in the posture of a big horse, unable to move.

"Enough, you are no match for him." A majestic voice came, and a man who was taller and more solid than ordinary people stepped out, with several deep or shallow scars on his face.Judging by the appearance of the people around, this should be their leader.

The second big man put away the knife that was intended to stab the system's back, and silently stepped aside.

The system twitched at the corner of its mouth, and smiled maliciously at the second big man, "It's really an obedient dog."

"You!" The big man was about to blow up when he heard it, but was stopped by his companion next to him.

The system continued to say in a frivolous tone: "Are you the person in charge here?"

The big man just now clasped his fists intently and said, "Yes, may I ask what is the hero's business here?"

The system casually grabbed a piece of foxtail and put it in its mouth, chewing it over and over again, and said, "You know it in your heart."

The big man was taken aback in his heart. He was confident that he would never divulge any information during this operation. How did this man know.No matter how flustered he was in his heart, he didn't show anything on his face, he just said: "The hero's news is really well-informed, I don't know where he got it from."

The system smiled evilly at the right time: "None of your business."

The big man lowered his eyelids and thought for a moment, then waved his hand: "Give him the man."

A bearded man next to him immediately objected fiercely: "Brother, no, you forgot..."

"Shut up!" The big man ordered in a deep voice: "Keep your mouth shut, I say hand over the man."

The bearded man was still not reconciled: "But..."

"No, but, hurry up and bring them over." The big man was still very authoritative, even though the bearded man was unwilling, someone still went to carry a bundled man who looked like rice dumplings.The system hugged the zongzi, but the zongzi didn't react at all, so it was known that it must have been drugged.

"Is the hero satisfied now?"

"Huh." The system's nostrils turned upwards: "You're smart." After saying that, he picked up the rice dumpling and jumped twice before disappearing.

The big man kept frowning and watching all this, and only sighed when he could no longer see the figure, touching the cold sweat that didn't exist.

"Brother! Why did you let them go!" The bearded man was obviously still worried.

The big man glared at the bearded man, and said, "What if you don't let them go, can you beat him?"

The bearded man was unconvinced: "We have so many brothers, are we afraid that we can't deal with one person? One mouthful of saliva can drown him."

The big man was annoyed and funny: "Then you go and try, his skills are obviously not simple, he must be someone from above."

"Ah!?" The bearded man looked like a person with well-developed limbs and a simple right brain, obviously not aware of the seriousness of the matter.

The big man continued: "Although the identity of the captive is unknown, the person who told us to do things is very powerful. This is not something we can get involved in. That person is not a good person. He gave us such a hot hand. The potato." The big man cursed with itchy teeth: "His grandma's, I guess we can't stay on this mountain."

The bearded man became anxious and asked, "Brother, what should we do then!"

Sighing, the big man turned and walked to his room, showing a strange smile: "Didn't you tell you to pack your bags earlier, we won't take part in this muddy water. Inform the brothers below, we will leave overnight immediately, that person The deposit given is enough for us to spend a few years at ease."

"Brother is still thoughtful!" The bearded man was moved with tears in his eyes and still did not forget to flatter him: "Brother is wise and brave, listen to him!"

The big man nodded triumphantly: "Ha, that's natural."