I want to be human

Weisheng felt that his body was extremely heavy, and his eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and he couldn't open them.

The cheerful voice of the system rang in my ears: "Do you like the body this time? Satisfied?"

His throat seemed to be strangled, and he couldn't make a sound at all.Weisheng didn't know why he had an ominous premonition.

The system is still chattering in my ears: "Although the match is not too high, this is the only body that meets your requirements. By the way, this time it is the ancient world~"

The ominous feeling is getting heavier...

In order to prevent the last oolong incident from happening, Weisheng has already agreed with the system that this time he must find a human body, nothing else but a human body!

System: "Well, my choice is really good, the face of this body is really pretty."

After finally opening his eyes, Weisheng said hoarsely: "System, I don't feel well." This familiar bellows-style pronunciation reminded him of the terrible experience he experienced after turning into a fly in the last world.

System: "Well, because the matching degree is not high, just get used to it, just like new shoes always grind your feet, just get used to it."

Weisheng: "..." A person must be content, at least he is no longer a fly.

After struggling for a long time, Weisheng finally managed to get up in an indescribably strange posture.The system snickered, he had already secretly taken pictures and recorded videos.

After finally standing upright, Weisheng tried to take two steps with difficulty.Hey, don't say it, after taking two steps, the whole person becomes brisk.It seems that there are rare times when the system is reliable, and Weisheng happily moves around with his new body. It's great to use a human body again.

The system widened its eyes, trying to make itself look innocent and naive: "Um, kiss?"

"What's the matter?" Weisheng felt unprecedentedly relaxed. Before, he seemed to be wearing a hundred-jin overcoat, but now he seemed to have taken off all the burdens, and he was about to fly happily.I, Hu Hansan, are back again, hahaha.

System: "Your things fell."

"Oh, what?" Weisheng turned around and saw a person lying dead.

"?!!!" What the hell, was there this person just now?He looked motionless, so he couldn't be dead.With a blank expression on his face, Weisheng took a few big steps back, his heart almost stopped.

System: "Well, it's like shoes that get too big and fall off when you walk. Your body and soul are too incompatible, and there may be similar situations during the running-in period. Think about it, the shoes hit your feet. Everyone has experienced it. , wear it for a few days, hahaha."

Weisheng was silent, he understood every word the system said, but he didn't understand anything when put together, for a moment, he even thought he was hallucinating.Forgive his brain crash, the amount of information is too much to accept.

Lowering his head, he saw the grove in the distance through his translucent body.

The system carefully explained: "Originally, the state of the soul itself was invisible, but for the sake of Qinqin's mental health, I specially made a rough outline according to the body standard."

Weisheng: "...So it's me lying there?" If you read correctly, the back of "his" head is red.

Wei Sheng was silent.Break your head, look at the blood flow.

The system smiled dryly and said, "Ha, don't worry dear, it's only to this extent, and it's said that it won't affect the experience."

Weisheng felt that his brain was hurting, and he had an urge to go crazy: "What is this level, it will definitely not affect the experience, my heart has been hurt!"

The system quickly changed the subject: "Speaking of which, the task this time is very simple. First, go out of this mountainous area, go to any place with a population of more than [-], and then successfully marry and have children to spend your life. There are no other additional requirements. , How about it? Not bad, this is the world I specially chose, safe and stable, simple and rough, suitable for a novice like you."

Wei Sheng smiled: "Then what happened in the last world, the miserable life of a fly? Is it a blow to me? Should I thank you for not turning me into a maggot?"

System: "Hey, that was just an accident, no one thought about it." Although he was indeed to blame.The optical brain will screen out various interfaces that match the body according to the host's soul, and then give information about the relevant interfaces. The host can use this information to choose the world he wants to go to.Of course, since Weisheng belongs to a black account, there are many permissions that cannot be opened, so the system has made its own decisions.

All systems will upload data, which is the completion of host tasks. Of course, only a few giants have the authority to query detailed data.But some data is open to all systems, such as similar worlds and tasks, completion status and time of other hosts, etc.The system calculates the approximate time to complete the task based on the cloud data and microbiological conditions.

It would take decades for a world, let alone individual cultivation, it would take hundreds or even thousands of years, which is too time-consuming.So it chose the interface with the shortest expected time without thinking about it.After all, no matter how big his brain is, he also knows that turning the host into a fly and achieving the goal of life, oh no, the winner of the living, is too unacceptable.

Weisheng swears that he heard the smell of schadenfreude.This ghost thing didn't have this attitude when it tricked him into signing the contract. It's similar to the legendary difference between a man before marriage and after marriage. It can be said to be very wretched.

I still remember that day, when he just woke up from the coma of the car accident, he thought he was dead.But in fact, it was in a void space, where the system coaxed him into signing a contract of sale.

The shameless system introduced itself like this, "Hello dear (.-`ω′-.), I am here to help you marry Bai Fumei, a cute little girl who will reach the pinnacle of life."

The stupid Weisheng thought that he was lucky, that he would be bound to the system like the protagonist in the novel, and start a domineering life of slapping his face and receiving a harem. Thinking about it is very exciting.If the system hadn't made him transmigrate into a fly and die miserably, he would have almost believed it.

After resolutely accepting the reality, Weisheng spent the next few hours stumbling around. Although he didn't feel any pain, it was still heartbreaking to watch "myself" fall down and turn into a bruised nose, swollen face and bloody face.Especially on the back of the head, there was a large scab of blood, and the blood finally stopped, but the coagulated blood was already tightly stuck to the hair.

The originally handsome face is now a pig's head with bruises and purple.

The system said don't worry, it has already taken a photo as a souvenir. (Weisheng: "Hi!")

It was getting late, but there was still no human hair in sight.Weisheng felt that he would definitely not be able to get out of this forest today.

Finally, before the sun went down, Weisheng found a small ruined temple with a pig's face on his face.

The outside of the small dilapidated temple is broken tiles and ruins, and there are only a few tattered and outrageous furniture inside. From this situation, it can be inferred that this small dilapidated temple also exuded a sense of poverty during the period when incense was flourishing.Not to mention that it has been in disrepair for a long time, the roof has collapsed, the walls are ventilated, and the dust has accumulated a thick layer.The only anger came from the big spider crawling around--a particularly huge spider, with eight long legs, it was almost as big as a leather ball.

Weisheng's hairs stood on end, so he had to comfort himself, at least there was a place to stay, and he didn't need to sleep in the open, and spiders are beneficial insects, mosquitoes dare not fly in if they don't see them.

Weisheng plucked up the courage to push aside the cobwebs at the door, and entered.He was still muttering: "I'm sorry big spider, I didn't mean to waste the silk you spun, please don't bite me."

No matter whether the big spider understands it or not, anyway, it hid in the cotton-like nest in the corner.

Paying homage to the humanoid statue on the altar in the center that can barely be recognized as sitting cross-legged, Weisheng made a silent wish in his heart, hoping that I can go home as soon as possible, and my parents are still waiting for retirement.

In addition to the table where the statue is placed, this small ruined temple has only a pile of straw.The ground was too hard, and my butt would hurt after sitting for a long time, so Weisheng moved to the pile of straw.Fortunately, now he let the system block his sense of pain, otherwise he would definitely get stabbed if he slumped on the straw like this.

Weisheng breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm exhausted."

Although the system recommended that he do more meaningful things at night, Weisheng refused.You don't even let people sleep after a hard day?Is there any humanity left?Anyway, Weisheng closed his eyes and squinted regardless of the noise of the system.

The system yelled unreasonably: "Are you going to leave me alone in the dark? I will be lonely and scared! Don't you love me? I didn't expect you to be such a host."

Weisheng: "..." Mom said that the best way to deal with a pestering person is to ignore him, after a while he will feel bored.

System: "Hey, we've only been together for a few days, are you tired of me?"

"Did you know? Long-term cold violence will cause irreparable scars on the system's mind."

"If you do this again, you will really lose me."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"It's really hard for me to marry an indifferent man."

"Tell me, do you have another system outside behind my back?"

......

For an entire hour, the system never stopped talking.

Weisheng: "..." The head is going to blow up, this system is really a drama.I've never seen anything like this. If you ignore him, he will get more and more excited and go too far.

In the end, it was Weisheng who surrendered first: "I'm really tired now, if you feel bored, go online, watch TV dramas, play games, whatever, please let me rest for a while."

The system sighed: "But I don't have an internet connection. What's the difference between me and a salted fish without an internet connection?" He ran away from home, so he didn't dare to connect to the internet. He would be grounded after being caught and returned home. That's what he really wanted Life.

A black line appeared on Weisheng's forehead: "Then do you have any local ones? Cache or something, stand-alone games."

The system pointed at its fingers: "I downloaded a lot of TV series and movies before."

Weisheng said, "Then you go and see."

The system shook his head: "But watching dramas alone is so boring. I like others to watch with me, and I can complain together. This is the essence of watching dramas."

Weisheng tried to change his mind: "Watching a drama alone has the beauty of watching it alone."

The system thought about it carefully. By the way, he had picked up the USB flash drive that his senior dropped at his house before. He originally brought it with him and planned to return it to him, but the plan couldn't keep up with the change, and he sneaked out after a while.What is in this U disk?Speaking of which, the senior once mentioned the secret of his success, could it be in this?

Determined to become the best system, it was excited: "Take a good rest and see you tomorrow."

"Don't bother me if there's nothing important~"

"I love you, okay~"

Weisheng: "..." I'm not used to being so cooperative all of a sudden, I always feel like I've dug a big hole for myself, the bottomless one.

I have to say that sometimes people really come true.But now, Weisheng closes his eyes and breathes out, finally he can have a good rest.