Everyday life

When they were young, many people would consider going to Tsinghua University or Peking University when they grow up. When they grow up, they will feel ridiculous when they think back, because the grown-up self has sentenced the past self to death. Maybe in another time and space in the parallel world, the hardworking self is Another scene.

Li Huailing has always belonged to the middle class since he was a child, his grades are neither top nor bottom, his looks are handsome and not ugly, and he even ranks in the middle among his cousins.Li Huailing was born with no big ambitions, and felt that he had let down the name her mother gave herself because she was pregnant with a soul boy.

Li Huailing also imagined that a big company would hire him, but he was just imagining that he didn't dare to expect it. At most, he expected that the company he entered would continue to grow and develop in the future. However, no one thought that after two months of graduation, he still hadn't found a job.

It seems that only interviews are left in life. Different industries and different positions are either too tiring or poorly paid. Li Huailing silently prayed for a hero wearing colorful robes to rescue him from this sea of ​​suffering. Later, he woke up. It turns out that his hero doesn't have colorful Xiayi, he just makes himself naked.

After paying three months' rent, it's time to renew the rent next month, but my pockets are empty and I have nothing to do.

The co-renter was a 24-year-old boy. Before signing the rental agreement and moving into this two-bedroom house, Li Huailing had never met his future roommate.

Until one afternoon, the wind and sun are beautiful, and it is advisable to move.Li Huailing and his friendly classmate Xiao Wang babbled and lifted their things to the fourth floor. It was a hot day and they drank a little more water. When they opened the door, Li Huailing hurried to the toilet, because it was a working day, and the toilet The light was not turned on inside, and Li Huailing unscrewed the door without thinking, but there was a person inside, still naked! ! !Li Huailing was stunned. The people inside were also obviously frightened. The bathroom was filled with water vapor. It was obvious that this person had just finished taking a shower. He held a pair of underwear in one hand and looked under his waist. The key parts were looming, and the slender Legs, the skin is not very white, very healthy color, it can be seen that he is a person who loves sports, Li Huailing's line of sight scans from top to bottom, from bottom to top, and finally lands on the face of the strange man, probably because he just washed his face. After taking a bath, his lips are bright red, his nose is tall and his eyes are bright. Because of his height, he looked down at Li Huailing, and he could see the man's long eyelashes, and then his thick and uncluttered eyebrows, but why are the eyebrows twisted together? Looking at the whole face, it's not that he is showing an unhappy face, and anyone who makes strangers stare at him without clothes will be unhappy, but Li Huailing was frightened and a little dazed, even going to the toilet I forgot all about it, I only knew that I was pushed out by a strong hand, and the door was closed forcefully in front of my eyes.

Later, according to Comrade Xiao Wang's vivid description, Comrade Li Huailing stared at others, staring at others, drooling, looking like he wanted to pounce on them. Comrade Li Huailing firmly believed that it was Comrade Xiao Wang who didn't treat the guests because he asked him to carry the luggage. revenge.

At 22 o'clock that night, Li Huailing knocked on the door of his roommates. The so-called neighbors lived together, and they wanted to connect with each other more. First, they gave each other a so-called simple self-introduction.Li Huailing stood up and cleared his throat: "Hello, my name is Li Huailing, Muzi Li, the bosom of the arms, the spirit of the soul, the origin of the name is because when my mother was pregnant with me, she dreamed that she was pregnant with a soul boy. I graduated from the College of Arts and Sciences , 176 years old, 100 cm tall, type B blood, over [-] degrees of myopia, kind and pure personality, currently has no boyfriend or girlfriend... ([-] words omitted here)... the introduction is over." The person sitting on the opposite chair said He frowned silently when he heard "there are no boyfriends and girlfriends", and waited for Li Huailing's long speech to finally finish before he parted his lips and said indifferently: "Hello, my name is Yuan Jun." And then? !No more, Li Huailing was stunned. The brief introduction that he had agreed upon was like no introduction at all. He didn't know any words, and time seemed to have stood still.

Yuan Jun looked up and found that Li Huailing was staring at him blankly, with a bewildered expression on his face, just a little silly, he couldn't help asking: "Is there anything else you need?" Shaking his head, he turned and walked out.Yuan Jun felt a sigh of relief, but before he could fully let out the breath, the door was pushed open again, this time with a clear face, saying that he wanted to add WeChat.Yuan Jun looked at the displayed nickname "Who is not a baby", and the profile picture is a big Erha, as expected, the person is just like his profile picture.Li Huailing looked at Yuan Jun's WeChat name: "Yuan Jun, you really are so uncreative, but I finally know which two words it is. As for the profile picture, it's a Sudoku problem that Zhang hasn't finished yet!" ! !Such a unique style of painting! .Li Huailing happily said good night and went back to his room.

Yuan Jun is a person who doesn't like chatting online and rarely checks Moments, let alone post updates.As soon as Li Huailing added Yuan Jun, he began to flip through his feeds. He was stunned. He saw a post lying quietly under his profile picture. Li Huailing silently opened the forwarded article, which was the recruitment information of a certain biopharmaceutical company. !Could it be that he belongs to this biopharmaceutical company!I deliberately googled it, and then felt deeply inferior. I haven’t found a job after graduating for so long, so I put down my phone and prepared to go to bed. At the moment when I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to ask if there are any rules in this house? !This is very important.

Struggling to pick up the phone, he quickly sent a voice message. His voice was very nice, and he wanted to listen to his voice before going to bed to fall asleep. However, until Li Huailing fell asleep in a daze, his phone still hadn't received a reply.

Early the next morning, Li Huailing received a call for an interview, but now he just wanted to get angry and disturb his dream. Call, but Li Huailing's resume has never voted for this company at all. He feels angry. In this era of information leaks, he saw the text message showing "Return T to unsubscribe", and replied "T" but there was no response, and continued to reply "T to withdraw ", "T unsubscribe", I got a little angry early in the morning, and I didn't want to do it anymore, so I threw the phone away and continued to sleep.

It was past twelve noon when I woke up again. Li Huailing was awakened by the scent. She pushed open the door. The pork ribs were being stewed in the kitchen. Yuan Jun should be in the room. Li Huailing excitedly crawled to brush his teeth and wash his face. He eats lunch, and his favorite, ribs, is nothing short of delightful.Waiting for everything to be settled, Yuan Jun was already sitting at the dining table drinking soup, Li Huailing thought why this person didn't wait for him to eat, he sat down next to him a little depressed, and then realized that there seemed to be only one serving Tableware!Not for him!Li Huailing stared at the ribs in the bowl in shock!But Yuan Jun ate very calmly, Li Huailing said leisurely: "The ribs look delicious!" There was no response... Don't give up, Li Huailing continued: """Salty or not, do you want me to try it for you? Taste it!" Still no response, Li Huailing rushed to the kitchen, washed a pair of chopsticks and came out with a bowl, almost showing the spirit of a [-]-meter sprint, and couldn't wait to pick up a big rib, biting and muttering: "I... ...Here...here...try...Ah!" After trying five, six, seven or eight yuan, most of the ribs had already fallen into his stomach, and by the way, he tried shredded pork with green pepper and rice, and finally hit one hard Slightly, he said with a smile: "That's right, it's not salty, but the cooking skills are not as good as mine. I'll try the dishes for you every day in the future. You're welcome, haha."

In the end, I was forced by life and had to go to work as a small editor. My daily job was to search and write some short articles with party titles, asking for quantity, quality and clicks. Therefore, Yuan Jun received the task issued by Li Huailing. Every day Going through the articles posted on his account, Li Huailing felt like he was about to vomit on the headlines every day, such as "It turns out that this thing around you can live a long life, and everyone doesn't know it", and what else "You wouldn't think Ten little secrets about the body that I know”, Li Huailing said that he didn’t want to know anything. This kind of article is deeply condemning his IQ, but he still believed it before! ! !

One day, Yuan Jun finally remembered about Li Huailing asking him about the rules of this house, but he forgot to answer, so one night, he said silently: "There are no rules in this house, just remember to knock on the door in the future. "Li Huailing: "!!!" Wasn't it just watching a physical show, really, I'll let you watch it, so Yuan Jun found that every night, Li Huailing was wearing her little yellow chicken underwear and going around the room topless Walking around, Yuan Jun deeply suspected that Li Huailing wholesaled a bag of the same underwear. At first, he thought his eyes were hot, but unknowingly, he always wanted to take a look. Yuan Jun thought: "He is so white!" Li Huailing thought: " I'm paying for it!" At this time, no one knew what would happen next.

The author has something to say:

Don't try to snatch Erha's food!