flirting without breaking the law

Einstein argued against the random element in quantum theory based on the assertion that God doesn't play dice.Yet all the evidence shows that God is a complete gambler.

The randomness with which events occur can be predicted through a large number of repeated experiments.

Di Chu and Qi Ling closed their eyes at the same moment Gao Chunli closed the door.Today's god must have drunk too much whiskey, so he invited Einstein to do an experiment and took a big gamble by the way.

Di Chu looked down at the red marks on his abdomen: "Have you learned your lesson?"

Qi Ling said, "I don't have such parents."

Di Chu sighed: "How do we get out?"

Qi Ling seemed to be thinking deeply, and said after a while, "Let's go out."

"Fuck." Di Chu kicked, idiot, nonsense!Unexpectedly, she indulged too much last night, her waist and thighs were still sore and unbearable, just as she stretched out her legs, Di Chu gritted her teeth and hissed.

Thief pain.

"Hey, baby, don't move." Qi Ling squeezed over, put his hands on Di Chu's waist, and began to massage patiently, "Do you feel comfortable?"

"Very good," Di Chu said, "In the future, if you can't sing anymore, you can open a massage parlor for the blind."

"Yeah, he's handsome and gay." Qi Ling began to fiddle with his own skills.

Di Chu slapped his paw away: "Fuck you, think about how to get out. Fuck, my face is gone."

"I'll call my brother." Qi Ling stretched out his foot and kicked under the blanket.

"Touch maggots?"

Qi Ling didn't answer, his toes touched a cold object, and his eyes lit up.Then the whole person slid down a little, pressed the soles of the feet on the object, slowly bent the knees, slid the feet to the side of the waist, and finally reached out and took out the phone from the quilt.

The corners of Di Chu's eyes twitched, watching the scene of trying to pull out his phone: "Why didn't I kill you."

Qi Ling smiled brazenly: "It was still on the bedside last night, there is no way, it was too intense."

Isn't it too intense, let alone the phone at the end of the bed, the quilt was picked up from the ground in the middle of the night.

"Calling Qi Chi is useless." Di Chu lay down in a large font, thinking of his mother-in-law's family squatting in the living room, maybe he really helped them pack their clothes, and felt a pain in the brain, a pain in the temple, and a whole body. pain.

"There's still 5.00% electricity, just right." Qi Ling smiled sadly, "You don't understand, the immortals have their own tricks."

"I call you Immortal Banban."

Di Chu said calmly.

Qi Ling made the phone call on his own, and immediately switched to overlord mode: "Hey, Chier, where is it? The house is downstairs? Okay, okay, hurry up, hurry up. What? No, no, no, I didn't ask you to buy breakfast, come back quickly. Huh? Lied to you, I lied to you. No, no, no conspiracy, hurry up, come back. Um, hang up. "

Di Chu was confused when he heard this, and thought that the two brothers were discussing countermeasures: "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing interesting, just tell him to come back quickly." Qi Ling hugged Di Chu into his arms, "Great, my brother is coming back, let's sleep for a while."

Oh, now I remembered that Qi Chi is your younger brother.

Di Chu thought of the elders in the living room, and the two of them panicked when they were together in the bedroom.He pushed Qi Ling away and sat up: "Didn't the gods want to countermeasure, fuck."

"The countermeasure is my brother." Qi Ling half-closed his eyes.

"Let the fart go."

"Tell me, why did my brother go last night?"

"overnight."

"how old is he?"

"Third year."

"Our family clearly stipulates that before high school, no night, no, no, no night." Qi Ling smiled rather unkindly, "Isn't he just in time for the gun."

"Your brother can also be said to go out to buy breakfast in the morning."

Qi Ling shook his head inscrutablely: "It's not like you don't know the smell after staying overnight at the Internet cafe."

Those who have stayed up all night in Internet cafes know that the smell of smoke on their bodies after a night out can kill fish eight miles away.

Di Chu was stunned: "Fuck...Qi Ling, I didn't see it...It's so fucking shameful."

Here Qi Ling is not finished with his complacency, and he feels pretty good about himself after selling out a wave of his younger brother.There was an exclamation in the living room, and Di Chu's eyelids twitched, feeling that Qi Chi was going to be finished.

"Dad? Mom?" Qi Chi called out, still in shock, the way he looked at his father changed.The family rules played in a loop in my mind, only a few color-changing bullet screens: Congratulations on the New Year, and a serving of braised pork on the belt.

Qi Zhengxiong was sitting upright on the sofa, his posture was no different from that of patrolling the hall.Gao Chunli stood by the window, her beautiful brows slightly frowned.

Qi Chi caught the logic that hadn't completely disappeared in the light of calcium carbide, damn it, Qi Lingyin him!

Even if Qi Zhengxiong lost his sense of smell, he could be revived by the smell of smoke from Qi Chi's body.Just as he was about to speak, the bedroom door opened, and Qi Ling walked out shamelessly, followed by the shy Di Chu.

Gao Chunli's eyes lit up, as if she immediately forgot about Qi Chiye's not returning home.

Qi Ling was well versed in his tricks, so he pre-empted the attack before the other party forced a confession: "Mom and Dad, I told you what's going on. I agreed to come on the 29th, but today I'm only 26. Are you annoying if you keep doing this every time?"

How could Qi Zhengxiong know that others said Gao Chunli was annoying, even his own son!Immediately turned around and nodded Qi Ling: "How dare you say your mother is annoying, you bastard!"

"Yes, yes, I'm a fool." Qi Ling quickly blinked at Qi Chi: Come here, idiot!We are on the same line, can the three of us fight against the two of them?

Qi Chi was very kind, and hurried to his brother's side.It felt like my own brother was my own brother, saving people from fire and water, but in a blink of an eye I forgot that it was this man who pushed him off the cliff with his own hands.

Di Chu looked at the brainless Qi Chi, and at Qi Ling who really regarded himself as a character.

A three-on-two battle of wits is bound to collapse no matter how you look at it.

The whole paragraph fell apart.

Unexpectedly, as Di Chu expected, the Qi family brothers not only did not make the Qi family parents magically forget what they saw within an hour, but instead made wedding dresses for others and separated.

Qi Zhengxiong called Qi Chi away, Gao Chunli pulled Di Chu to sit on the sofa, Qi Ling looked at his brother, then at Di Chu.Thinking: If my little white rabbit falls into the hands of a beautiful snake like his mother, how can he be deceived until there are no bones left?

So Qi Ling sat down on the sofa, completely ignoring Qi Chi's eyes asking for help.

What is a real brother?

He only has a boyfriend in his eyes.

Di Chu had seen Gao Chunli's fighting power before, and his heart was full of alarm bells, so he had to weigh his words carefully.I didn't expect the other party's opening to be violent.

"Did you get too tired last night, and woke up so late this morning?" Gao Chunli patted Di Chu's shoulder, "Xiao Ling doesn't care about the seriousness, don't pamper him like this next time."

Di Chu: WTF, what should I say?

Qi Ling's mind turned quickly, and he fully demonstrated his ability to talk nonsense: "Mom, you and my dad were both young. You must have experienced the feeling of not being able to be yourself, right?"

"Pfft——" Di Chu just picked up the cup, before taking a sip of water, he was so angry that he almost sprayed Qi Ling's face. "Ahem, cough, auntie, don't listen to his nonsense."

Gao Chunli laughed so hard that she almost went crazy, she shook her shoulders and waved her hands again and again: "You bastard, you're not serious."

"Young, it just happens to be an unremarkable age." Qi Ling smiled and stuck to his mother, "I can still pretend to be aggressive, so I can pretend to be one for you?"

Gao Chunli glanced at him angrily, then turned to Di Chu and said, "Chu Chu, Xiao Ling has mental problems, please be more tolerant."

Qi Ling didn't sell the idea of ​​being good, and sighed: "Mom, did you kiss me?"

"Xiao Chu is also my kiss." Gao Chunli said it very naturally, and she knew her sincerity.

Di Chu's embarrassing and somewhat shy heart was moved into a piece of warm water, and he immediately felt relieved, or rather returned to the ground.

He looked at Gao Chunli, his eyes bent into crescents: "Auntie, Brother Ling is fine."

"Listen!" Qi Ling immediately switched to the object of flattery, spread his arms over Gao Chunli, and leaned over to hug Di Chu, "Hey, I'm so sweet."

No matter how hard Di Chu pretended to be calm, he couldn't be so unrestrained in front of his elders, so he had to push away Qi Ling, whose IQ would never go online and was quite proud: "I'll go prepare lunch."

"Let's go out and eat." Qi Ling said.

Di Chu stood up and went into the kitchen while tying her hair: "It's hard for Auntie and Uncle to come and eat at home."

Qi Ling chased into the kitchen with reluctant eyes, and turned back when he couldn't see anyone. Gao Chunli teased him with a smile: "Yo, I don't want to."

"Yeah, it's a baby." Qi Ling slumped down on the sofa, and Qi Chi's wailing came from the bedroom.

The sadness of hearing this voice is almost the same as that of dead parents.

Qi Ling took a pillow and hugged him in his arms: "Mom, you go in and persuade my dad to let Qi Chi go, it's up to me, I didn't refuse when he asked me for instructions last night, I was too loose. "

Gao Chunli turned on the TV and smiled: "I still feel sorry for your brother."

"Can you not feel sorry for just such a younger brother?" Qi Ling pouted.

"It's just such a little brother, you still bully him," Gao Chunli glanced at him, "Don't think I didn't see your little trick."

"Back the blame, he backs me the same way."

"If you want to do it yourself, whoever's troubles will be solved." Gao Chunli sat still.

Qi Ling looked at this posture, how precious is Gao Chunli to Qi Chi?For the youngest son, it was a flood of maternal love.Mom can stand by and watch, Qi Chi probably has nothing to do, at most deduct some pocket money.

Qi Ling felt relieved, and watched TV for a while.

Suddenly said: "Mom, come back early this year, what's the matter?"

Gao Chunli asked disapprovingly, "What can be the matter?"

"Don't ask me, you can deceive my brother, don't try to deceive me." Qi Ling didn't like this, and circled his fingers back and forth on the pillow, "The closer the year is, the more things happen in the area under my father's jurisdiction. I didn’t come back until I was [-]. For a few years, I was too busy to come back. The districts invited each other to host each other, and discussed the next year’s summary of this year’s process so that it can be arranged after the eighth day of the lunar new year. Which time you were absent. Mom, don’t be fooled I am an adult."

"Hey - I forgot, son, we haven't given you a coming-of-age gift yet!" Gao Chunli has her own filter, ignoring Qi Ling's words, "What do you want, a car, a house, or a plane ticket? Or a full set, just right There is still some time before school after the year, how about you take Chu Chu, Qi Chi and that Wen family little sister out to play?"

Qi Ling frowned, and put the pillow back to its original position: "Gao Chunli, don't change the subject with me."

"It's against you, and you dare to call your mother's name." Gao Chunli said.

In fact, every time the atmosphere became serious, Qi Ling would call Qi Zhengxiong and Gao Chunli by their names.This is almost a convention, the Qi family's parents have given their sons an equal right to speak and have never stopped them.

"Mom," Qi Ling sighed, "If you don't explain, I can only guess."

Gao Chunli couldn't bear the sorrow on her son's face, so she changed her perfunctory face, stretched out her hand and rubbed Qi Ling's brows away: "There was something wrong this year, but it's not a big deal. Your father hasn't told me in detail yet, what's your problem?" , and ask him after dinner."

"How long are you staying this time?"

"Don't hold back, let's go tonight."

Qi Ling was taken aback, it was the first time he had encountered such a hasty New Year.After a while, he slowly said, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Gao Chunli said: "We are afraid that our schedules will be too full and we won't be able to find time to celebrate the New Year with you. This year is extraordinary, at least it is the first year that Chuchu joined our family."

The last sentence Qi Ling heard was very useful, and then he had a proud face: "Have you agreed, you are in a hurry to recognize your son."

Gao Chunli said: "Then we don't admit it, shall we?"

Qi Ling yelled, "Of course not!"

Having dinner at home at noon, Qi Zhengxiong and Gao Chunli praised Di Chu for his good cooking skills.Di Chu smiled and humbly said a few words, Qi Ling proudly seemed to cook all the dishes on this table.

Sure enough, Qi Chi was fine, but his pocket money was deducted, and he was sulking all afternoon.

Qi Ling knew that he had cheated his own brother, but he didn't know how to repent. Speaking of Miss Wen, Qi Chi immediately attracted the murderous attention.

Qi Zhengxiong was sitting next to Gao Chunli, he didn't look like a patriarch, he was busy serving Gao Chunli's food, his legs were like a boy who just fell in love.

Gao Chunli said, "Xiao Chu, why don't you book a table tonight and call your sister?"

Di Chu felt a little troubled, Qi Chi knocked on the table: "What's your name, Mom, she's a girl after all! She and I are just friends now, what's the point of calling her here!"

"Why can't friends meet their parents?" The more Gao Chunli talked, the more she wanted to meet Wen Rushui. I heard that she was also a very beautiful girl.

"I told you we're just friends!" Qi Chi didn't back down at all, and protected his goddess so tightly, "We're only in junior high school now, and we'll graduate from high school in the future. Can I bring him back after I catch him?"

Gao Chunli was obviously surprised: "Ah, you haven't caught up yet?"

Qi Chi was said to be the center of the matter, and his face turned red: "Now... now we are together, isn't it puppy love..."

Gao Chunli still wanted to make trouble, but Di Chu quickly took over the conversation: "Auntie, let's talk about it later, my sister is very shy."

Seeing that Di Chu had also sealed her mouth, Gao Chunli couldn't continue, so she took a sip of soup in disappointment: "Next time, wait until you graduate from high school. I have chased him after a long time, and brought him back immediately, do you hear me?"

"Yeah!" Qi Chi said, "Why are you more anxious than me?"

Qi Zhengxiong stood beside Gao Chunli: "Don't talk about your mother, I really want to meet that girl."

"See you, I'll let you meet after high school graduation!"

Qi Zhengxiong and Gao Chunli stayed for a short time, they said they would leave at night, but they actually had to leave in the afternoon.During the meal, Qi Zhengxiong's cell phone kept ringing, and Qi Ling could clearly feel that every time Qi Zhengxiong returned from answering the phone, the gloom in his eyes deepened.

Gao Chunli patted Qi Zhengxiong's leg comfortingly under the dining table, and raised an imperceptible smile.

Qi Chi didn't care much about the interaction between his parents, and his mind was filled with the pain of [-]% off next year's pocket money.

After dinner, Gao Chunli instructed Qi Chi to wash the dishes, Di Chu squeezed juice for them, and the three of them chatted and frolicked in the kitchen.

Qi Ling and Qi Zhengxiong looked at each other, and walked into the bedroom one after the other.

Qi Ling walked behind and locked the door very consciously.

"Dad," Qi Ling cut to the chase without any hesitation, "What's the matter this time?"

Qi Zhengxiong rubbed his temples, his usually sharp eyes became a little tired: "It's not a big deal, the King of Hades is going to have a hard time, but the little devil is hard to deal with. The higher-ups are going to change their ranks, and the emperor and the courtiers will affect it."

Qi Ling pushed the single sofa to Qi Zhengxiong: "Haven't you done nothing these few years, since you have to wash your hands, who has something to do with you?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't call it." Qi Zhengxiong sat down, and Qi Ling sat on the chair opposite him. "Do you know there is a word called 'digging a grave'."

"Who dares to poach you?"

"It's not that I dare not," Qi Zhengxiong said, "Look who it is."

"Dad..." Qi Ling felt that it was difficult to breathe, "You... will be fine."

Qi Zhengxiong glanced at him angrily: "You bastard! Why are you talking?"

"No, I know what you are capable of. Anyway, I just think... this matter, Dad, pay more attention to it at ordinary times. Don't insist on something, and stay away from the villain."

"Hey, you still taught me a lesson." Qi Zhengxiong took out a cigarette and threw one to Qi Ling.

"I dare not, I just care about you." Qi Ling smiled casually.

Qi Zhengxiong didn't light a cigarette, he smacked it for a while: "Xiao Chu, this kid is really nice. Believe in your father's vision, treat him well."

"Is the person I'm looking for not good?" Qi Ling said.

"Today we are talking about Wen Rushui. As elder brothers, you two should take good care of your younger siblings. Don't keep bullying your younger brother. You didn't do this today. My surname is not Qi."

Seeing his tricks being exposed by his parents one after another, Qi Ling was not ashamed, and waved his hands with a smile: "It's a good thing for young people to suffer a little bit."

"All right, all right, don't pretend to me," Qi Zhengxiong said, "I can rest assured that your brother likes girls."

Qi Ling laughed like crazy: "I'll go, Dad, what do you mean by rest assured?"

"Old Qi's family must have a descendant! Otherwise, the three of you will run out of such a large family property? There must be descendants to inherit it." Qi Zhengxiong glared at him, "Otherwise, what will happen to the Qi family?"

Qi Ling couldn't stop laughing, turned into a snake and crawled along the stick: "What happened?"

Qi Zhengxiong said seriously: "Wanzai Wharf!"

The time to get together is always short, Qi Zhengxiong and Gao Chunli sat with them until around six o'clock in the evening, originally they said that there was no time for the family to go out for a New Year's Eve dinner.

The couple wanted to leave, and they left in a hurry, just like a tornado in the morning.

Di Chu cherishes this day very much. In a sense, today is one of the very few reunions he feels like a family reunion.Qi Chi was still young, so he didn't feel the parting, but felt that his father's ruthless deduction of pocket money was too much.

When Qi Ling, Di Chu, and Qi Chi sent the couple downstairs, Qi Ling endured it, walked up to Qi Zhengxiong, and whispered, "Dad, safety is the most important thing."

Qi Zhengxiong was very relieved, he clenched his fist and lightly tapped Qi Ling's shoulder, the gap between father and son seemed to be stitched together over the years.

Gao Chunli got into the car and got out again: "Look at me, I forgot to give you red envelopes."

Then, she took out four red envelopes, two of which were given to Di Chu, and the others were given to the two brothers.

Di Chu looked at his sister's share and hesitated: "Auntie, this may not be very good."

"Is it good or not? From now on we will be a family." Gao Chunli left after stuffing, her high heels making a very rhythmic sound in the underground parking lot.Just like herself, vigorous and resolute.

Di Chu touched the thickness and found it was quite thin. He reckoned that the amount was not large, so he also accepted it.

After sending the couple away, the three brothers returned home, and Qi Chi went into the bedroom to complain to Wen Rushui.

Di Chu and Qi Ling sat in the living room, staring at the red envelope in a daze, thinking about their own things.

Di Chu opened his own, and found two pieces of paper, a check, and several zeros on the back, which made Di Chu's heart beat suddenly faster.There was a sentence written on another piece of paper, the font was strong and powerful, the pen was as sharp as a knife, and the spirit was majestic.The handwriting is like a person, it should be written by Qi Zhengxiong-welcome to join the Qi family.

Di Chu's eye sockets were hot and swollen.Don't think about it, that's the case with Wen Rushui.

Qi Ling raised his head and looked over: "I knew it was like this."

"Ok?"

"My parents gave you and Rushui's study fund, maybe they are thinking about your parents."

Di Chu was taken aback, and finally let out a long breath: "What should I give in return?"

Qi Ling grinned: "Study hard, stay with me well."

"Fuck, put money on your face." Di Chu glanced at him.

"What's the matter?" Qi Ling embraced him, "Today you acted well in front of my parents, so on New Year's Eve I have to show off in front of my grandma!"

Di Chu frowned: "Grandma has high blood pressure, take it easy."

Qi Ling pressed Di Chu down and kissed regardless: "Obey!"

Half a minute later, there was an explosion in the living room——

"Get the fuck out of your hands!"

"My parents won't come back!"

The author has something to say:

① "Wanzai Wharf"

Ha ha ha ha! !I'm laughing myself out writing this

Laugh like a fool in front of the computer!Hahaha--

②Papa Qi and Mama Qi are really good parents~QAQ!

③By the way, two recent Amway books "The Universe in a Nutshell" and "The Soul Can Only Walk Alone"

"The Universe in a Nutshell" is interesting, but it is estimated that babies who don't like physics may not be interested.

"The Soul Can Only Walk Alone" can be read by everyone, it is a very good book.