flirting without breaking the law

"Couple, window grilles, lanterns, hanging decorations, wine..."

"Wait," Di Chu pressed Qi Chi who was reading the shopping list, "What wine?"

Qi Chi was a little confused when he was interrupted: "Red wine, my parents want to drink it."

Di Chu let go of his hand belatedly: "Oh yes, your parents are coming."

"It's our parents," Qi Ling took his head from the shelf next door, "Anyway, we have to drink it when the time comes."

Wen Rushui stood beside her choosing snacks. Apart from studying and reading, Miss Wen's biggest hobby was eating snacks.There is no resistance to drinks of various flavors.

No way, foodie physique.

Wen Rushui knew that Qi Chi's parents already knew Di Chu. The last time Qi Ling and Di Chu were hospitalized, Wen Rushui was frightened.Qi Chi comforted her for a long time before Wen Rushui could restrain herself from telling Wen Qiongfang, otherwise there would be a bunch of unclear things.

Wen Rushui didn't expect the Qi family to be so open-minded, and she was sweating at first.Unexpectedly, he is not only easy to talk, but also very considerate.

The last time I delivered things to Di Chu in the hospital, I had several face-to-face meetings with Qi's parents.

Before he could say a few words, Wen Rushui always had the illusion that he didn't know what to say.

She always felt that there was something wrong with the way Qi Ma looked at her, very wrong.

Taking advantage of Qi Chi and Qi Ling's drinking, Di Chu turned around and walked to Wen Rushui's side, and asked in a low voice, "Rushui."

"Ok?"

"I'm asking you something."

Wen Rushui seldom saw Di Chu hesitate like this: "What's wrong?"

Di Chu pushed the shopping cart in his hand, followed Wen Rushui to walk slowly: "How is grandma's health these past few years?"

"This." Wen Rushui thought it was a big deal, "Grandma has always been in good health, but she was found to have high blood pressure the year before last. The doctor said to be more careful."

"Is there nothing else?" Di Chu glanced at the rows of potato chips on the shelf, panicked.Unlike Wen Rushui, he doesn't like to eat snacks.

Wen Rushui took another bag of potato chips and threw it into the shopping cart: "Brother, are you still thinking about what happened two days ago?"

"Eat less potato chips," Di Chu wanted to put all the snacks back, but he held back in the end, "I was shocked at the time."

"I like to eat." Wen Rushui blinked playfully, and then said, "Brother, don't worry too much, no one has a little problem with the elderly. Besides, our grandma is such a good person, she must live a long life."

Di Chu wanted to say, I know, but I can't afford to experience a second parting from my family, especially in a short time.But no one likes to hear such bad words during the Chinese New Year.

Di Chu could only change the subject: "By the way, Qi Chi's parents know that he likes you."

Wen Rushui was reaching for yogurt when she froze for a while, and Miss Wen turned her head in disbelief: "WTF?!"

"Hey, girls, don't swear." Just as Di Chu wanted to stop him, Wen Rushui disappeared.

"Qi Chi—" Wen Rushui disappeared into the corridor with only a roar, "Come here—!"

Di Chu smiled bitterly, pushed the shopping cart to the side of the shelf, and secretly put a bag of potato chips back. It's better for girls to eat less snacks.

Happy New Year was displayed in the noisy supermarket, even under such circumstances, Di Chu still heard Qi Chishi's shocking national curse.

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me fuck?"

Qi Chi followed and ran back in a jerk: "Brother Chu, how did my parents know?!"

Di Chu pretended to be deaf and dumb, so of course he couldn't tell Qi Chi: Your brother and I betrayed you two with a clear understanding.

Qi Chi felt that this matter was too fucked up, and Miss Wen finally understood why Gao Chunli looked at her with meaningful eyes.

Di Chu pushed the shopping cart to look for Qi Ling, leaving the two people who were thunderbolt on the spot to reminisce.

Qi Ling pays attention to efficiency when visiting supermarkets, and takes whatever he sees, regardless of the price or the value for money.Di Chu was really worried that he would go shopping for couplets alone, so he quickly followed.

Sure enough, Qi Ling, who is 1.9 meters tall, was squeezed among a group of aunts. Every time a couplet was mentioned, the enthusiastic aunt next to him would say: "Young man, this pair is not good, the words are not good!"

Qi Ling's eyes were almost blinded, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this handwriting. It was better than his own handwriting anyway.

The aunt picked up another one and gave it to him: "This one! Not bad!"

Qi Ling reluctantly took it, thinking about buying two pairs together, the old man on the right squeaked: "Don't buy this pair! The meaning is too ordinary!"

"Is...meaning?" Qi Ling's expression was bewildered.

The uncle probably retired from the teaching staff. Seeing the other party's humbly asking for advice, he immediately spoke with great interest: "Look at this pair in your hand, Tai Yunhong opened a Xinglong house, and the wealth came to Changsheng's house. The whole thing can be summed up in one word: money !"

"Money... what happened to the money?"

Qi Ling wanted to say that money is good, a gentleman loves money, and my goal in life is to be richer than my father.

The uncle sneered: "Vulgar!"

Qi Ling's face was a little downcast, and he wanted to say that I'm just an ordinary person.

"What do you think of me, sir?"

"Good question!" The uncle pushed the aunt to the side, stretched out his hand and plucked a few times in the couplet shelf, and took out a pair, "This! Take advantage of the legacy of Yuelu to make a great weapon, relying on the treasured pen of the king to gather thousands of steps Qingyun!"

Qi Ling's eyes lit up, not that he understood everything instantly, at most he heard the last three words: Bu Qingyun!

In the early years of the new year, the college entrance examination, younger siblings' high school entrance examination, apart from myself, which one in this family needs to read thousands of papers and get on the blue sky?

"Okay, okay, grandpa, just this one, this one!" Qi Ling just reached out to pick it up, but the previous aunt didn't do it anymore.

"Young man, the one I introduced to you is not good? Parents need to make money and treasures in business, don't they?"

The uncle hurried back: "Old lady, do you know what money is something outside of yourself? It's vulgar! Among the young people nowadays, which ones don't pay attention to money? How many people are really educated?"

"Isn't studying to make money?" The aunt stopped doing it when she heard it, and the two of them started arguing directly with Qi Ling between them.

Qi Ling looked around, gritted his teeth, and squeezed out of the center of public opinion with a bunch of couplets in his arms.As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he looked up and saw Di Chu standing not far away watching the joke.

Qi Ling raised his hand and nodded at him: "Baby, you just have to bear it."

"It's not very interesting." Di Chu pushed the shopping cart over, "Why do you buy so much?"

"Today I have seen what is called the power of an aunt." Qi Ling threw the couplet into the car, "I bought all of that battle, I guess it will be me who will be beaten later."

Di Chu was trembling with joy, and Qi Ling gave him an angry look: "Laugh if you want to, until you're too shocked."

Di Chu laughed out loud, but couldn't catch his breath for a moment: "Hahaha, hey, I said...ha you bought so many, where are you posting them?"

"Whoever you love, damn it," Qi Ling grabbed Di Chu's shoulders, "Grandma's posted it, ours posted it, and there are still leftovers, let's go to the classroom after school starts."

"Classroom?" Di Chu said, "This is so fucking only you can think of it."

"How wonderful, the boss must be moved and weep bitterly, maybe he can leave me to sleep in class." Qi Ling said, then picked up a pair of couplets casually, and looked at the words on it.

Learn from the tone of the old man just now.

"Just this one! As the days go by, people gain weight, and spring is full of heaven and earth, and pigs are everywhere!"

Di Chu choked on his saliva again: "Fuck me! God damn pigs are everywhere!"

"Isn't it, a pig waiting to be slaughtered in a classroom."

"roll."

After picking out the new year's goods, Wen Rushui found that a bag of potato chips was missing on the way back.Di Chu was secretly startled, the foodie's memory really shouldn't be underestimated, and when Wen Rushui asked where he was going, Di Chu unkindly pushed it to Qi Ling again.

Qi Ling is the one who is capable of being blamed, since the two of them realized that now, there are many people who are blamed, so can they care about this time?So, after a few hints from Di Chu's eyes, Qi Ling bravely said, "Like water, I ate it."

Before Wen Rushui could open his mouth, Qi Chi quit: "Brother! You eat all of Shuishui's snacks?! Are you still a man?!"

"Yeah?!" Qi Ling was taken aback, this kid dared to teach his brother a lesson!

Two people who wanted to protect themselves almost got into a fight on the street.On the other hand, Di Chu and Wen Rushui, who are top-notch and forgetful, have already agreed to go to the convenience store to buy another bag of potato chips.The Qi family brothers looked at each other, and stopped the three wars that were almost caused by "potato chips" in time.

When the four of them returned to grandma's house and brought in a large pile of New Year's goods, Wen Qiongfang was startled.

During the Spring Festival in previous years, only Wen Rushui was by her side. Due to mental problems, Di Chu's mother rarely came back.Wen Rushui's parents also left early, spending New Year's Eve with their new family.

After the first day of junior high school, I occasionally go home to have a look.

As a typical representative of empty nesters, Wen Qiongfang has indeed not experienced such a lively New Year for a long time.The old man was at a loss and could not speak smoothly.Fortunately, the four young people were very considerate, they tidied up the inside and outside lively, and the topic continued.

"Correct! On time! Crooked! No! Are you stupid? Go to the left! What do you mean by going to the left? Does your brain grow on the right?!"

Di Chu boldly directed Qi Ling to put up the window grilles, and stood underneath with his hips crossed, yelling.

"Chu, don't fool me as a scumbag, I already have two brains, left and right!"

Qi Ling replied unconvinced, but unexpectedly slipped his hand and directly pasted the fish on Niannianyouyu upside down.

"Fuck," Di Chu scolded in a low voice, "Can't you! Can't let your brother come! Qi Chi!"

"Hey--"

"Come here and put up window grilles!"

Qi Ling: "How dare you!"

Qi Chi, who had just finished posting the couplets, with a piece of tape still stuck to his face, paused in place: "Then, am I coming or not?"

Di Chu hated that iron cannot be made into steel, and Qi Ling wanted to prove himself so much, they both said in unison, "Get out!"

Qi Chi opened his eyes wide, curled his lips, and ran to the kitchen: "Grandma! Grandma! They bullied me!"

Wen Rushui's hearty laughter came from the kitchen, and Wen Qiongfang asked half with a smile and half with a serious face: "Who! Who dares to bully our little grandson, grandma will take care of him."

For a while, the house was full of warmth, which was really a family happiness.Family affection turned into more direct and heart-warming laughter, reaching everyone's bone marrow.

Qi Ling turned around and saw Di Chu's satisfied face, with an overly obvious smile on his lips.With a heartbeat, she couldn't help but bent down and secretly kissed Di Chu on the forehead.

Di Chu hurriedly took a step back, and subconsciously looked towards the kitchen: "It's for you!"

Qi Ling smiled and rubbed his hair, then turned around to stick the window grille.

Going back from grandma's house in the evening, Qi Chi answered Luo Zhi's call halfway, saying that he was about to go to sing, and after singing in the Internet cafe all night, he would not come back.

When Qi Chi asked Qi Ling for instructions, his brother hadn't expressed his opinion, but Di Chu frowned: "It's so late, why are a group of people fooling around?"

"Brother, don't worry, there are no girls, and we won't mess around." Qi Chi was afraid that Di Chu would be worried, so he gave him Luo Zhi's number, "If you don't believe me, ask Luo Zhi, and I promise that there is no collusion."

"Today stay up all night, come back tomorrow and sleep all day, no more reading?"

After going around for a long time, it turned out to be this.Qi Chi didn't feel annoyed, but felt a sudden sense that Chu Ge was caring about his studies.Looking at the past so many years, someone asked him when he would go home at night and whether his study plan would be disrupted.

Qi Chi wrapped around Di Chu's arm and shook it: "Dad, don't worry, it's just tonight. We haven't met for a long time, and I promise not to delay tomorrow's review progress! OK?"

Di Chu was overwhelmed by a series of coquettish acts, and Qi Ling was upset: "Go away, hurry up and play. My boyfriend, you hug me so tightly, are you courting death?"

Qi Chi scattered the cigarettes for the two of them like a dog, and ran away without a trace.

When the two returned home, Di Chu brought over the couplets and window grilles left by grandma's family and put them on the table, only to realize that the day was exhausting enough.

Di Chu was paralyzed on the sofa, too lazy to move, Qi Ling knelt beside him on one knee, and helped him untie his tied hair: "Are you too tired?"

"It's a little bit." Di Chu closed his eyes lightly, and rubbed against Qi Ling's palm twice, "It's always been a mental activity. Today I'm making a fuss on a whim, so it's no wonder I'm not tired."

"You are physically weak." Qi Ling reached out and slowly kneaded Di Chu's shoulder, "Exercise more."

"You can't do it." Di Chu didn't bother to argue with him, Qi Ling had a good grasp of his strength, and let him sigh comfortably.

Qi Ling approached from behind, his cat-like moan made his mouth dry.It was originally pinched well on the shoulder, but it gradually changed its taste.

The ten fingers slid down inch by inch along the butterfly bone, to the waist, and began to grind again.Di Chuwei opened his eyes, and there was a gleam of spring in his eyes, but the words on his mouth were either welcoming or refusing: "Don't make trouble..."

Qi Ling rubbed and rubbed, from the back to the front, Di Chu softened into a puddle of water, so he could only rely on Qi Ling with all his strength.

The room was getting hotter and hotter, Qi Ling stretched out his hand to take off the coats of the two of them, Di Chu felt that the pants were too tight, so he fumbled to untie the belt.

This symbolic invitation made Qi Ling's blood boil.

I couldn't help it, hugged Princess Ren directly, and was about to walk into the room when Di Chuchao blushed and hesitated: "I haven't taken a shower yet."

Qi Ling panted heavily: "Together?"

"Ah."

After stumbling and stumbling, he led him into the bathroom, stripped off his clothes, Qi Ling hugged Di Chu on the sink, and kissed and kissed densely.Di Chu's back was leaning against the mirror, it was cold and cool, and Qi Ling in front of him was like a stove, making people not only unable to hide, but also sticking to it involuntarily.

The kiss made Yuanshen almost shift, and the bottom was as hard as a torch, Qi Ling turned on the shower, and pulled Di Chu down.The hot water washes over the two young and fiery bodies, and the eager sound of water conceals the ups and downs of moans.

It's done well, and it's done comfortably.

Qi Ling was wantonly cleaning Di Chu's body, nerves, and soul.

Di Chu supported the wall, his voice was fragmented: "You...you slow down..."

Everyone knows that if you don't want it, you need it, if you want it slowly, you must go fast, and if you want it fast, you must work harder.

Qi Ling tightly hugged Di Chu's waist, his eyes were red and he didn't stop.

Tired from doing work in the bathroom, he turned upside down on the bed again.

After getting into bed, before they could blow their hair and wipe their bodies, the two rolled into a ball again.

In the pitch-black room, only the opponent's sometimes blazing blazing eyes and sometimes fascinated eyes can still recognize the other party. All other senses are like entering a state of chaos, unable to stop the madness of bees and butterflies. *.

The ecstasy dissipated, Di Chu felt his voice was hoarse, and could no longer scream, Qi Ling gnawed from the tail of the spine all the way up.

Di Chu was so itchy that he had no strength to struggle, and left a red mark all over his body. Tonight was the end of the night.

The next day, Dong Nuan lazily poured in from the window, and the two of them were woken up by the sound of the door opening. They were drowsy, thinking that Qi Chi had returned after a night.

Qi Ling pulled Di Chu close to his arms and rubbed again, buried his head in Di Chu's neck and took a deep breath.

He simply fell in love with Di Chu's breath.

Sensing that the reincarnated Teddy spirit behind him was about to raise the flag again, Di Chu hurried to hide in a daze.

"Go and see if your brother is back."

"It must be, baby, don't make trouble, let me hug you."

Qi Ling's words were soft and sticky, and the sweetness was especially good on such a warm winter morning.Di Chu didn't refuse, let him hold her, and raised her head to kiss again after a while.

The two of them kissed and hugged each other, almost having a morning exercise.

Suddenly there was a soft knock on the door of the room.

They never had the habit of locking the door when they slept, and Qi Chi seldom came to disturb them, whether Qi Chi was mentally ill or something, he came early in the morning to disturb people's dreams.

Qi Ling was sleeping on the side near the door, and Di Chu was sleeping inside. The two looked up at the door at the same time. When they saw the person coming, there were only four words in their minds - thunderbolt from the blue sky.

God damn it - Gao Chunli is standing at the door!

Then Qi Zhengxiong must be here too!Where are people?Isn't this nonsense, living room!

Wait, living room?fuck fuck fuck!In the living room, there are a pile of clothes and pants that the two of them took off when they were in love!

Depend on--!

Di Chu almost jumped off the [-]th floor in front of Gao Chunli.

No matter how thick-skinned Qi Ling is, she can't resist her mother's schadenfreude look.

"Well, mom—" Qi Ling hadn't had time to speak.

Gao Chunli smiled and closed the door: "It's okay, it's okay, you guys continue."

He turned his head and shouted at the living room: "Qi Daxiong! Pack up the clothes of the sons in the living room!"

A mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat, Di Chu didn't know how to get out of this room later.

Qi Ling groaned, why did the couple never play their cards according to the stipulated time? !

The author has something to say:

Note:"*"

① "I can't stop... Yunchi" - "Gold-Ping-Plum"

②The next morning after finishing the work, the parents will make rounds!This is interesting, more exciting than police rounds——

Hahahahaha-

Anyway, they are all sons, how interesting it is to toss about.