flirting without breaking the law

The next day, the morning sun shines through the glass window, gently waking Di Chu up.

When he opened his eyes, Di Chu didn't know where he was for a moment. It wasn't until his eyes shifted to the bedside table, and saw Wen Rushui's photo sitting there upright, smiling peacefully at him, that Di Chu remembered that he was indeed No longer in N City.

Although he can sleep well here, he doesn't choose a bed, but he doesn't know when he will really get used to it.

Di Chu got up, put on his clothes and sat on the edge of the bed in a daze, feeling that his life experience was like that of rain beating flats, others were floating and sinking, but he was erratic.

In one place, the buttocks are still hot, and I have to raise my buttocks and rush to the next place.

toss.

It is estimated that it is what I wrote - the life of a vagabond.

Di Chu pressed his phone, and 80.00% of the long list of messages came from Cucurbita, and there were a few messages from Qi Chi asking him if he wanted to help move, and the rest were all spam messages.And a certain stickler who was so excited didn't even send out a single punctuation mark.

Di Chu didn't care too much, since they all decided to fight him to the end, Qi Ling had the final say on when the match would end.

Di Chu clicked on Qi Chi's message, and felt his lively [-] breath early in the morning.

—Dad in the previous life, do you need me to help you move?

— My brother has something to go out.

—Grandpa in this life, have you gotten up yet? My brother said he will be home in the afternoon.

—Holy shit, are you still sleeping?It's fucking ten o'clock!

—……

—Yes, Dad, remember to say something when you get up.

Di Chu walked out of the room, and Wen Rushui left breakfast.This weekend, Wen Rushui is going to go to her aunt's house to take care of the children and do a part-time job.

While replying to the message, he picked up the note left by Wen Rushui from the dining table: Brother, the meal is on the table, you must remember to eat it.The milk is in the microwave, warm it up before drinking.Help me put away the dishes after breakfast, I'll come back at noon to wash.

Di Chu sat down and stared at the porridge and side dishes in front of him, feeling warm in his heart.Although he didn't communicate with this cousin very much, he knew that this girl had a good nature and was treated politely and sensible by Wen Qiongfang.

Di Chu quickly finished his breakfast, packed up the dishes, took them into the kitchen and washed them.He was ashamed to wait for lukewarm water to come back to wash, that would be too inhuman.

Pack your things.Di Chu looked around at the small house, lived in it for less than a week, but gave him long-lasting warmth when he needed to be taken in most.

Di Chu's irritability at the beginning has calmed down a lot, and it's useless to be irritated, and it can't change anything.

He still has to live here and rot here.

But now that there are more Wen Qiongfang and Wen Rushui, Di Chu feels that he should still be a little bit concerned.

If Wen Rushui wants to leave in the future, he will stay here with Wen Qiongfang until Wen Qiongfang also leaves.

What about after Wen Qiongfang left?

Di Chu didn't know, didn't think about it, didn't think about it.

It is not terrible not to see the future, anyway, none of us can see the future.

Di Chu felt that he was going to stay here for the rest of his life, so he didn't hurt the spring and the autumn so much.Hurry up and pack up my things, and after packing, I find that there are not many, just a box and some books.

Naked, exactly like a duck that can't get ashore.

Damn it, Di Chu cursed secretly in his heart.

Comparing yourself to a duck in the morning is a brain twist, right? !

When Di Chu dragged the suitcase out, Wen Qiongfang stood at the door to see him off, as if sending off a child who was about to travel far away.Di Chu was inexplicably panting again, he realized that he was becoming more and more like a woman, and Wen Qiongfang's care gradually penetrated into his body like opium.

While wanting to escape, subconsciously clung to it.

"Xiao Chu, come back and take a look when you're not busy studying." Wen Qiongfang said to him with a smile, "Come back and take a look on weekends when you have time."

Di Chu was carrying the suitcase, with an unnatural tone: "Well, good. I will... come back often."

When he said it, Di Chu felt joy for a moment.

He finally has a place to talk about, feeling that there is no one to look forward to behind him.Even if he is in a mess one day, he can have a place to heal his wounds.

Wen Qiongfang didn't say anything more, and patted Di Chu on the shoulder.

"Let's go, if you drag on, it will be noon, the sun is poisonous."

Di Chu waved his hand, just like he came here a few days ago, now he dragged the box and walked out.

Although I went to a not so wonderful place.

And when Di Chu was in a good mood when he saw Qi Chi, he ran away completely without a trace.

"Fuck! I'm not talking about you, what do you mean?"

Di Chu was standing at the door, while Qi Chi was dipping a brush in vermilion paint and writing on the door:

Welcome to Dad Di, welcome, welcome, warm welcome!

The door, which was originally a ghost-like talisman, now allows people to look at it and feel more intuitively that there must be an idiot with advanced cancer living in the door.

Qi Chi took a step back, frowned and tilted his head: "Isn't this good? Show our enthusiasm, love, and expectation for you to the fullest."

Di Chu almost picked up the paint next to him and smeared him on the face: "Are you contraceptive or to ward off evil spirits? Is your home's Feng Shui bad or you specialize in attracting evil things!"

"No matter how evil can beat my brother?" Qi Chi shrugged, very confident.

……

Di Chu silently praised him in his heart.

"You know your brother well, son."

Qi Chi smiled: "Father, come in quickly, the room has been cleaned up for you."

"What the hell is daddy?"

"The father in the previous life and the grandfather in this life!"

……

When Di Chu walked through the brightly red door, he still couldn't help closing his eyes.Not your usual spicy eyes.

"This house is well decorated." Di Chu stepped into the door with a new look.

Yesterday, I had a quick glance at the house, and I still had a little impression of the color tone and the rather flamboyant bunch of flowers.Looking carefully at the details now, Di Chu couldn't help but exaggerate.

"Of course, my brother did everything from the design to the decoration of this house." Qi Chi helped him carry his luggage in, and took the cigarette case from the coffee table, "Are you here?"

Di Chu took the cigarette, as if he heard something terrible: "Your brother?"

He really had no way to connect such a tasteful decoration with Qi Ling whose ideology and morals had been stabbed into a plug.It's so fucking unreal, but he's actually a very tasteful son of a bitch?

"My brother, he looks like that, but he also has a serious side, but it's relatively rare."

Qi Chi spread his hands, and said with a deep expression as if he was evaluating his 80-year-old mentally retarded son, "You know, I usually worry a lot about him."

Di Chugang wanted to say, you have such a big face.

Qi Chi's cell phone rang. Judging from his ever-changing expression, the caller should be his retarded son who has been worrying about him for 800 years.

Qi Chi answered the phone, and all of them laughed together: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Di Chu: ...

With such a backbone, I am ashamed to put gold on my face.

"Huh? Oh, it's here... Just arrived, are you coming back... Haven't eaten yet, waiting for you? Mmmm, good... Follow orders! Brother!"

Di Chu stood aside and listened to his phone call, and just wanted to say that Qi Chi's expression was enough to make up the nine palaces, tangled, confused, flattering, and mean, all of which were not the same at all.

Qi Chi hung up the phone: "I'll take you to your room. My brother said he'll be home soon, and we'll go out for dinner later."

"Aren't you doing it at home?" Di Chu turned his head to look at him.

"You want to do it at home?" Qi Chi still hadn't reacted while smoking a cigarette.

"...can you snatch your IQ back from the dog's mouth?"

Qi Chi recalled for a few seconds in Di Chu's silly eyes, and suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean renting a house. It's okay, I haven't eaten at home for so many years."

"At that moment we have to go to the supermarket, the kitchen is cleaner than my face." Qi Chi continued.

When Di Chu walked into the room arranged for him, he felt that Qi Chi had said something human.

When I saw the room for the first time, I didn't say I was very happy. There must be some satisfaction in the surprise.

The room is spacious and bright, the floor is white with landscape patterns, gray walls, the furniture is matte black solid wood, and the bed sheets and quilt covers are all dark blue linen fabrics.There is a well-designed desk and standing lamp beside the bed, equipped with a computer, and there is a single black leather sofa next to the wardrobe.There is a milky white circular carpet in the center of the room, which is quite big and thick, and you can take off your shoes and sit on it to read a book in winter.

No matter in terms of color tone, style or placement, all of them reflect the designer's ingenuity and uniqueness.

Di Chu's thoughts on Qi Ling instantly changed from a useless stupid stick to a tasteful stupid stick, but fundamentally speaking, he still thinks that Qi Ling is not a good person.

Originally, Qi Ling didn't plan to live a good life in the eyes of others.

Di Chu put his clothes into the closet and tidied them up. When he was putting books on the desk, he heard the door closing outside, and then Qi Chite shouted like a dog: "Brother, you are back!"

Di Chu's eyelids twitched, and after admiring it for a long time, it was only now that he really realized whose territory it was.

As expected, Qi Ling responded and went straight to Di Chu's room.

"Can you come in?" Qi Ling knocked on the open bedroom door.

Di Chu thought what the hell you were pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, and didn't look back: "No, Qi Ling and dogs are not allowed in. I'll hang a sign on it tomorrow, as long as you can read and write."

Qi Chi who was following beside him asked Di Chu inexplicably, "I can't either?"

"Did I mention you?" Di Chu was also puzzled.

Qi Ling leaned against the door frame and smiled at Qi Chi: "Come on, prove it."

"Woof!" Qi Chi was quite straightforward.

day?Di Chu almost took down the computer on the desk.

"You go to the living room to play games, I have something to say to your first brother." Qi Ling couldn't hold back his laughter, and asked Qi Chi to hurry away.

When Qi Chi was leaving, he looked back, his eyes were full of "brother, take it easy, don't be a monster on the first day you come, the food is still in someone else's hands", with bold "control" written on his face. ".

Qi Ling rolled his eyes and kicked him, how hungry is this stupid idiot?

After Di Chu cleaned up the desk, Qi Ling had already walked in, and suddenly leaned on his desk from behind, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "We will have more time in the future."

"Damn it?!" Di Chu felt the warm breath lingering on the back of his neck, "Why are you so fucking quiet when you walk? Believe it or not, I will kick you out?"

"Pay attention to your wording, I'm your landlord now." Qi Ling sat on the edge of the bed, smiling harmlessly.

Di Chu leaned against the desk: "Then I change houses now?"

"I was wrong, darling." Qi Ling replied eloquently.

"Hey you duck liver! What's wrong." Di Chu was extremely disgusted by this soft, trembling and intentionally protracted address.

Qi Ling raised his eyebrows: "Can't we make peace? Don't tell me, you didn't see that I was flirting with you."

"Hehe, that's straightforward enough." Di Chu took a puff on his cigarette, took out a few papers from the papers on the table, and placed them on the table to catch the ashes.

Qi Ling grinned, and flaunted a pair of canine teeth: "If you don't point directly, I'm afraid you don't understand what it means. Are you satisfied with the room?"

"Satisfied." Di Chu said honestly, "However, if I don't see you in this room, I will be more satisfied."

"Then you will be disappointed, after all, this is where we will play in the future."

"Cough cough cough cough!" Di Chu choked on his saliva, "What are you talking about?!"

Qi Ling stood up. At 1.9 meters tall, he was nearly ten centimeters taller than Di Chu. He slightly lowered his head to look at him, and smiled, "Don't tell me you're not mentally prepared."

Di Chu was taken aback for a moment, and immediately changed his expression, raised his hand to let down his tied hair, and pushed it back gently.The expression switched between "I'm fucking going to kill you" and "Oh my dear, long time no see" quite freely, with the corner of his eyes raised, he reached out to stroke Qi Ling's resolute chin: "I'm afraid that you are not mentally prepared, If you get fucked, you can't find a place to cry."

"Then let's have a try first?" Qi Ling reached out to lift up the hem of Di Chu's T-shirt, and saw that his hands were about to slip inside.

Di Chu shuddered suddenly, and jumped back: "You can go into heat anywhere the fuck you catch, right? Fuck!"

"Fuck?" Qi Ling sighed, and continued to follow, "Okay, okay, come on, listen to you, then just fuck without masturbation."

"What's your fucking face?!" Di Chu kicked up, and his whole body changed from "be careful, dear" to "I'm going to kill you today to eliminate harm for the people"!

Qi Ling dodged the attack and almost burst out laughing.He waved at Di Chu, turned around and walked out the door: "I'll show you around, I'll go out for dinner later."

Di Chu stood still and gritted his teeth to recover, and followed.

Visiting the room was quite serious, and Di Chu found out that Qi Chi lived across from him, and Qi Ling lived next door.Qi Chi lived in the master bedroom, which surprised Di Chu. Such a stupid and domineering person like Qi Ling would give Qi Chi the room with the best lighting direction.

And the person concerned followed behind the two of them, with a resentful expression on his face.

It took a long time before Di Chu found out that the master bedroom was originally Qi Ling's. On the night before he moved in, we Superman moved out of our little den bitterly under the pressure of our brother, and went to live with him. Brother switched rooms.

"I plan to open up the wall in Di Chu's room, so that the door doesn't need to be installed, and I don't think there is any need to hang the curtains. Di Chu wakes up every morning and sees my handsome face, what a fucking wonderful mood it will be." .”

That's what Qi Ling said at the time.

Pretty shameless to say.

Qi Chi nestled on the sofa on one side and didn't dare to talk to him, and you broke through the wall, why don't you just hang a hammock over someone's head!Take what you can.

Qi Chi's room was full of the feeling of a middle-school nerd, and there were figurines on the three cabinets against the wall.Marvel heroes, Japanese comic protagonists, and mechs, like a serious boy's room.

There is a piano by the window, and the music scores around it are scattered all over the place.There are many large and small trophies on the piano, which look golden from a distance, quite brilliant and dazzling.

"You still do such a literary thing?" Di Chu turned his head and asked Qi Chi.

"I know how to do it. The trophies belong to my brother." Qi Chi waved his hand.

Di Chu looked at Qi Ling, and felt that playing the piano was inexplicably labeled as a hooligan.Sure enough, everything can be scored.

Qi Ling's room was relatively small, and with too many things, it seemed a bit cramped.

"Is this a pigsty?" Di Chu held back, and couldn't help complaining, "Where do you sleep?"

Qi Ling's bed was full of books, clothes, music scores, and even an inexplicable clay knife.The single sofa in the room is full of drawing papers, a few wooden guitars and electric guitars are placed by the desk, and there is a drum kit near the window.

"They are on the bed during the day, and at night they are either on the sofa or on the floor." Qi Ling said, "Hey, Xiao Chuchu, can you take a sympathetic expression, this is a real man's room."

"Chu, your mother is a duck, Chu!"

Di Chu walked to the sofa, picked up the drawing paper, "Did you draw it?"

"Yeah." Qi Ling pointed to the wall, "These are too."

The east wall is full of richly colored oil paintings, the west wall is full of smooth sketches, and the other wall is full of character sketches.

Originally, Di Chu had always had confidence and a sense of superiority in his painting skills. At first glance here, he praised in his heart, "I didn't expect this turtle boy to be really good at it", but immediately denied it in his heart, "Come on, this level is terrible. All."

Although Di Chu knew in his heart that if the streets were full of this level, then everyone would be able to rely on it.

"Where do you have so much time to waste all this time, are you free?" Di Chu put down the painting and looked around the room. From what he saw so far, Qi Ling knew quite a few things.Everything in the room is used by him.

Qi Ling smiled dejectedly: "Yes, as long as you don't study, you will have a lot of time, and you can't use it all up."

"Oh." Di Chu said.

Qi Chi, who was standing by the door, struggled 49 times in his heart, and finally said, "Hey! Let me tell you!"

Qi Ling and Di Chu turned their heads at the same time, their eyes were too oppressive.

Qi Ling raised his eyebrows, meaning that if you yell louder arrogantly, are there any rules?

Qi Chi lowered his voice weakly: "I said... aren't you hungry..."

Weird.

"Let's go out and buy vegetables." Di Chu looked at Qi Chi with joy, "Is there a market near here?"

Qi Ling became interested when he heard it: "You want to do it at home?"

"I hope you don't have so much water in your head, you can barely shake it." Di Chu glanced and walked out.

Qi Ling followed him and stood shoulder to shoulder: "There is no market, but there is a supermarket at the south gate of the community. Anyway, I don't have anything at home, so I can buy everything at once."

Di Chu's foot slipped: "Is there any pot?"

"I don't even have chopsticks." Qi Ling looked at him with a calm face.

Di Chu nodded: "The miracle of life is [-] blocks away from my miracle!"

The three of them tidied up and went out, but Di Chu was still not used to walking on the road.

He was not used to Wen Qiongfang and Wen Rushui's care before, and now he is not used to going for a walk with the two idiot brothers of the Qi family to go shopping in the supermarket. This feeling is like living together for many years.

Di Chu looked at Qi Ling on the left, yes, the landlord's house is undoubtedly a mad dog.Qi Chi is undoubtedly the stupid son of the landlord's family.

The supermarket at the south gate is quite big. The first floor is the facade, and the upper part is the residents.

Qi Chi pushed the shopping cart from the door and kept pushing forward: "Go! Big! Buy! Buy!"

"...Did you hold it in for too long, aren't you afraid that your brother's brain will go wrong?" Di Chu looked at Qi Chi's excited posture, and instantly felt pity for him, "This must be the late stage of mental retardation."

"He's like that, he's crazy." Qi Ling smiled, "What do we want to buy?"

Di Chu was so flustered by the word "we" that he acted like an acquaintance next door.

Di Chu took out his mobile phone from his bag, and Qi Ling called Qi Chi back with a whistle.

It's really calling the dog.The way the two brothers get along has to be said to be ingenious.

"First buy rice with oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, and then buy pots and pans, shovels and spoons," Di Chu wrote in the memo on his mobile phone, "I'll buy the vegetables later."

"Why do you buy so many things?" Qi Chi felt dizzy when he heard that.

"Then you go eat iron." Di Chu looked at him calmly and said very sincerely.

Qi Chi waved his hand, I can't hide if I can't be provoked, for the sake of eating, masculinity can be forsaken.

None of the three had much purchasing experience, nor did they have the so-called cost-effectiveness, and they didn't know what it means to shop around.Qi Ling just took whatever was pleasing to the eye, and Di Chu followed behind, as long as the things were not taken by mistake, it was up to you to make a fuss, anyway, he was not the one who gave the money.

Swish, swish, frantic buying, a certain sales lady finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Young man, are you moving?" the aunt said, pointing to a pile of bowls and chopsticks.

Di Chu smiled politely: "Almost."

"How many people are in your family?"

What is your family... so close...

Di Chu cleared his throat unnaturally: "Three people."

"Then you don't need to carry so many bowls and chopsticks." The aunt reminded.

"It's okay, Auntie, I look pleasing to the eye." Qi Ling poked his head out from one side, "We'll use them differently."

Damn it, Di Chu stared at Qi Ling fiercely, he couldn't complain about the fucking idiot temperament that came to him.

After rushing out of the supermarket after shopping, Qi Chi discovered the problem: "I said, why do I take the heavy ones?!"

"Exercise." Qi Ling didn't turn his head.

"The president is not tall!"

"You're not short anymore."

Qi Chi dared not speak out, hid behind and carried a bunch of pots and pans, and stabbed the villain named "Ling Ba Wang" in his heart.I have been tied to the house to feel more comfortable.

And what happened next made Qi Chi quickly add a villain to his heart, and replaced him with a big nail to drive desperately.

"My mother, your mother, this mother?!" Qi Chi stood in the kitchen and howled, almost crying, "You can't cook?!"

Di Chu in front of him was holding his mobile phone, and on the counter in front of him were the ingredients they had just bought.While swiping his mobile phone, Di Chu Baidu how to make stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers, how to stir-fry eggplant, how to cook three delicacies soup, how much condiments to put in, how well the oil should be cooked before serving BALABALABALA...

Compared to Qi Chi's collapse, the person concerned said quite calmly: "You didn't say that you must be able to cook before renting a house, and you didn't say that the food you cook on the first day of renting a house must be delicious."

This Nima is the real hooligan!

Qi Chi felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and five thunders struck the top, standing where he was, was blown into fireworks!

Qi Ling covered his stomach and laughed, unable to straighten his back.

It's too rogue, there is no one before or after.

"I said, Dad, you..." Qi Chi wanted to cry but lost his voice, covering his face.

Di Chu said calmly: "Come on, put your phone away, and read the steps to me later."

"What?!" Qi Chi yelled, "I still have to stay here?!"

Di Chu grabbed his collar expressionlessly: "Not happy?"

"Willingly, quite, quite utterly."

Qi Chi is scared, who the hell is this?

Qi Ling was indescribably happy watching this scene, he didn't care at all whether he could eat or not, he was so happy that he could bloom peonies with this person in front of him.

Look at that vegetable-cutting posture, it's a little rusty, but handsome; look at that face, look at that waist, look at that buttocks, look at those long and straight legs... look, look... …

day.Qi Ling's expression changed.He turned around and left the kitchen, and quickly walked into the bathroom.

Locked, leaning against the door.

Qi Ling stretched out his hand and pulled his pants, looking at the mirror above the sink.

Qi Ling, what's your future? Fuck.

Compared to Qi Ling who was suffering, the kitchen was much more joyful.

Qi Chi stared at the phone with grief and indignation, and from the corner of his eye, he watched Di Chu put in the ingredients step by step: "First, pour in the sliced ​​meat and stir-fry until the pieces of meat are raw..."

Wow!Di Chu poured the meat slices in one by one, and the oil splattered and flew straight.

Damn, Qi Chi took a step back, this is cooking, this is fucking war.

"Continue." Di Chu's face remained unchanged.

"... Then pour in the green peppers, add some salt to taste, and stir fry for about 2 minutes..."

Wow!The green peppers were poured in.

Hey, it smells pretty good.

When Qi Chi, who had been hungry all morning, smelled the scent, he felt much better. He glanced at Di Chu, thinking that he might be reliable.

The two looked at each other like idiots for a while.

"Is it 2 minutes?" Di Chu stared at Qi Chi while stirring.

"What?!" Qi Chi yelled.

"Didn't you fucking check the time?!" Di Chu almost covered his face with the shovel.

Qi Chi cried: "Fuck, what the hell is there to do?!"

Anyway, no matter what the operation was, half an hour later, with the unskilled cooperation of the two, according to Baidu's method, they probably succeeded in making three dishes and one soup.

Sitting at the dining table, Qi Ling finally wiped out the sperm in his mind when he faced four plates of unknown objects.

The two brothers had to face the painful reality.

Appearance... still talking about it... taste... I don't agree...

"How about... let's order takeaway." Qi Chi held the phone in his arms and poked his chopsticks on his chin, not wanting to open his eyes.

Di Chu smiled, very gentle and amiable, his pair of phoenix eyes bent into two beautiful moons, he pointed at the dish, and calmly said to Qi Chi, "Eat."

Qi Chi shook his head subconsciously, looking at his brother anxiously.The latter turned a blind eye like a master, pretending to look out the window at the Eight Immortals.

Qi Chi looked back at Di Chu: "That... Brother Chu..."

"Eat." Di Chu laughed.

Mom... Qi Chi wailed in his heart, stretched out his trembling chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat, and spent a long time mentally building up.

Gritting his teeth, he stuffed it into his mouth.

In the next second, Qi Chi suddenly felt that he was born in a blessing and didn't know how to be blessed. Can takeaway be called pig feed?Is there such a delicious pig feed!

Qi Chi wanted to vomit, but Di Chu stared straight at him: "Is it delicious?"

Qi Chi felt the wind blowing around him: "Yeah... eat."

He swallowed it with all his might.

Qi Ling covered his mouth on one side, wanting to laugh so much that his whole body was shaking.

Di Chu turned his head to the side, smiling like a spring, stirring his heart: "Don't just stand still, eat. My dear."

Qi Ling was startled, secretly thinking that it was not good.to plant.

Sure enough, Di Chu reached out to pick up the vegetables and put them in his mouth.His eyes were cold, but he said with a smile on his face, "Eat."

Qi Ling swallowed, and the moment he stuffed it into his mouth, he felt his soul soaring.

The two brothers looked at each other, oh, this wave of blood loss!

Di Chu leaned on the back of the chair with his hands, how dare you fucking tease me?

what.

Surprised or not?Is it irritating? !

The author has something to say:

Uncle Di is so bad, so bad.

So this game Qi Ling VS Di Chu 2:1

It's not easy for Xiao Chuchu to finally win a round

Come on, let's have a quiz with a prize, is our uncle Di playing tricks, or tricks, or tricks?