flirting without breaking the law

Di Chu didn't even think about it, turned around and walked out the door. He regretted that he didn't ask the other party's name, what was your brother's name, what were your parents' names, and where was your household registration before he came.

It's really time to check the household registration, it's not good for the gutter to capsize.

When Di Chu passed by Qi Ling, Qi Ling blew a melodious whistle shamelessly.

open the door, go out.

Qi Chi watched his Shinhwa leave with a cold face.

"I'll go, brother, do you know each other?" Qi Chi took two seconds to quickly put his desperate expression into his bag. "Didn't you say you won't be back at noon today, no rehearsal?"

"Hey, brother, are you hungry? I'm going to order takeaway."

Qi Chi wretchedly picked up his schoolbag from the sofa and planned to run away.

Qi Ling sneered: "Why don't I remember that our family has a dog? It's still a bulldog."

Qi Chi knew he couldn't avoid it today, he disturbed his brother playing games in the morning, and was caught on the spot when he bragged in front of others at noon. When the trick of changing the subject didn't work, it showed that his brother didn't intend to end the matter well.

Qi Chi put down his schoolbag, knelt on the sofa with one knee, and looked at his brother seriously.

"Wang!"

Qi Ling continued to sneer, looking at his knees.

Qi Chi wailed, almost crying: "Brother! Don't you want to lose face?"

"Can you eat?"

Qi Chi gave up struggling and knelt on the sofa with the other knee.

Qi Ling took out a cigarette from his bag and put it in his mouth. Qi Chi really wanted one, but he didn't have the guts at the moment.

"Tell me, what kind of moth are you behind my back?"

"Brother! Happy life!"

Qi Chi regained his energy immediately, and clasped his hands on the sofa excitedly, "Think about it, our life in the future should be like this: you wake up in the morning to the sound of a beautiful man calling, and there is a steaming breakfast on the table; Home, someone has prepared a delicious supper for you, and we can team up to kill him, and fall asleep perfectly; in the days to come, we can join hands..."

"To shut up."

Qi Ling couldn't bear to listen to the passionate speech on the sofa, and suddenly poured out a basin of water, drowning Qi Chi out.

"Simply put it."

"He rents a house."

"...I didn't ask you to be so simple."

Qi Chinu, you are so fucking embarrassing!

But he didn't have the guts to show it. He lowered his head and said quite meekly and obediently: "Actually, I just want to find someone who can cook to share with us. I'm really tired of takeaway. He needs to rent a house anyway, and he can cook. I also charged his rent, not short of that money. It's the best of both worlds, right bro?"

Qi Chi's trick is weak and never gets tired of, no matter what stupidity he committed since he was a child, as long as he explains it correctly and adds a "brother" at the end of the sentence pitifully, Qi Ling will not do anything to him.

Qi Chi carefully raised the corner of his eyes to peek at his brother, and sure enough, Qi Ling put away his creepy sneer.Immediately breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately his brother did not lose his mind today.

"His relationship with me...is not very good." Qi Ling took a puff of cigarette, and after thinking for a long time, he still used "not very good" to describe that Di Chu actually wanted to have a fight when he met him, so as not to put him to death. A never-ending relationship.

Pretty hypocritical and self-deceiving.

Qi Chi was completely healed, his brother changed the subject, and this article was over.

"Then change the tenant. I think someone will ask about it in a few days."

"No." Qi Ling walked to his room, "I want him."

"What?" Qi Chi yelled, "Isn't it a bad relationship?"

Qi Ling took out the bass from the room, and extinguished the cigarette in the ashtray on the coffee table by the way: "It's not good to be one-sided, I'm quite interested in him."

"Are you going to flirt again?" Qi Chi frowned, "Qi Ling, don't take it lightly if you will be punished sooner or later, the way of heaven is reincarnation!"

"Who will the heavens spare?" Qi Ling smiled, "So, if you don't get him done, please be careful."

Qi Chi staggered and knelt down from the sofa: "Fuck your father! They don't want me to tie you back?"

"I don't mind if you want to reverse human relations, it's just to see if your mother agrees." Qi Ling shrugged.

Qi Chi tried his best to squeeze out some tears: "Isn't that your mother? No, brother, do you really think I don't want face?"

"Don't worry, you can handle what you recruited."

Qi Ling opened the door, turned around and raised his chin: "I'll give you two days."

Qi Chi spread out on the sofa, nothing to do.

Suddenly he sat up: "Brother! Brother! Brother!"

"Hey! Don't be like calling Hun'er, are you addicted to milk?"

"No, there are always people squatting at the gate of our school in Beiba recently."

"Squat you?" Qi Ling raised his eyebrows, "Hit him so badly!"

Qi Chi waved his hand: "No, the girls they squatted on."

"Your girlfriend?" Qi Ling smiled playfully. His idiot younger brother is in love for the first time?

Qi Chi is addicted to games all day long, sleeps with WIFI, and never treats girls seriously, making Qi Ling think that Qi Chi is either bent into a mosquito coil or impotent.

The former is better accepted.

"...It's not... who do you think I am..." Qi Chi was speechless.

"It's not your girlfriend, what are you in a hurry for?"

"I'm not calling for justice."

"Oh." Qi Ling said indifferently, "Hi, justice is superhuman late."

Damn you late!

Qi Chi jumped up from the sofa: "Fuck! Just ignore it!"

Seeing his furious appearance, Qi Ling couldn't help laughing and went out.

Di Chu took a taxi home in an agitated mood, stood at the small gate of the courtyard and smoked a few cigarettes, and then turned to go in after depressing the fire.

Wen Qiongfang was still standing at the window on the third floor, watching him come in, her eyes lit up, and she waved quickly.

Di Chu was stunned, took out his phone and looked, it was long past lunch time, and Wen Qiongfang usually started to take a nap at this time.

Di Chu couldn't tell what was going on in his heart, it was astringent.He quickened his pace and walked up. As soon as he reached the second floor, he heard the door open.Wen Qiongfang stood at the door waiting for him, smiling happily.

"Xiao Chu is back? Rushui said that you were reviewing your homework at school, so you came back a bit late, and there is some food left for you." Wen Qiongfang pulled Di Chu to the dining table, "Do you want grandma to warm it up for you?"

The dishes were all covered with bowls, and when he opened them, there was still a little steam, and the steam dripped down the bowls onto the back of his hand. The temperature was not high, but it was like boiling water.

Di Chu stiffly picked up the chopsticks and stuffed food into his mouth, while Wen Qiongfang sat on the side with a smile.

"Um... can you get me a glass of water?"

Di Chu tried his best to restrain his trembling voice.

Wen Qiongfang immediately stood up, walking towards the kitchen with a trembling gait, smiling, "I'll pour the water for you. The boiling water should not be completely cold yet."

Di Chu stretched out his left hand and touched his face fiercely, wanting to cry.

This is the first time that the young man who had no one to stand with him at dusk and no one to ask him how to warm his porridge felt the warmth of being cared about in his empty and lonely heart for 17 years.

Even if this kind of warmth is just a little bit, it is enough to burn his entire cold soul.

So lacking, so longing.

Wen Qiongfang put the water glass by his hand, reached out and stroked his head: "Xiao Chu, don't be too tired from studying, your body is the most important thing."

Di Chu actually wanted to say that he was fine, that he was in good health.But I don't want to study, I came here just to eat and die.

Di Chu couldn't say it.

He could feel the warmth of Wen Qiongfang's hand passing through his hair, which was reassuring.

After eating, Wen Rushui came out to clean up the dishes, Di Chu was a little embarrassed: "I will do it myself."

Wen Rushui smiled: "It's okay, you can go back to your room and rest for a while."

Di Chu pursed her lips and asked her, "Are those people still looking for you?"

Wen Rushui froze for a moment, and unnaturally turned her head to wipe the table: "It's gone."

Wen Rushui actually wanted to tell Di Chu to pay attention, but she was afraid that Di Chu would end up with that group of people again because of her.Someone rescued her today, and she probably won't come again in the short term.

Her brother is also a student, and students should study in school with peace of mind, not as good as those gangsters.

Di Chu looked at her and said nothing.He turned around and walked to Wen Qiongfang's room, stood at the door and knocked: "...that..."

He wanted to call grandma, but he opened his mouth, but he didn't speak out as if his voice was hoarse.

It was Wen Qiongfang who answered him: "Come in, Xiao Chu."

Di Chu opened the door and walked in, still a little unnatural: "How do you know it's me..."

"That child like Rushui doesn't have the habit of knocking on the door." Wen Qiongfang sat on the balcony outside the bedroom, reading a newspaper with reading glasses on.

Di Chu walked over.

Wen Qiongfang is different from the aunts and uncles here. She doesn't make loud noises, speaks very well, and always smiles.Although the clothes he wears are old and white, they are kept clean and tidy. There is no sense of aging on his body, and he has received a certain education.

"Is there something Xiaochu wants to tell grandma?"

Seeing that Di Chu was hesitant, Wen Qiongfang took the initiative to give him a step up.

"I want...to move out." Di Chugang said, wishing he could pick it up and eat it right away.idiot!You've been an idiot for the past few days, haven't you, do you understand what tact is?

On the contrary, Wen Qiongfang's face was calm, as if she expected it: "Can you tell me why? Is it because grandma's place is too small? After all, you used to..."

Di Chu immediately denied: "It's nothing to do with the past!"

After all, in the past, even if his family was not healthy, he had always lived in an exquisite apartment of hundreds of square meters, with his own independent and spacious space.But now, in this old residential area, there are mixed fish and dragons around, dilapidated and dilapidated.Wen Qiongfang always felt that her grandson had been wronged. He didn't belong here and shouldn't be here.

"It's nothing to do with the past, it's just... Wen Rushui is in the third grade of junior high school, what kind of thing is it that such a big girl can't have her own space?" Di Chu leaned on the balcony, fingers resting on the flowerpot. Knock.

"That's right." Wen Qiongfang smiled, "Does Xiaochu have a promising house? Do you need grandma to help you find it?"

Di Chu was taken aback, he didn't expect Wen Qiongfang to be so...enlightened.

His former grandma had the same pedantic thinking as the Qing dynasty.Thinking about it until now, I still feel that there is such an old woman. Since then, he has preconceived prejudices against almost all old people.

"I... I'll look for it myself, and I'll find it soon." Di Chu's eyes ached again, and he lowered his head and blinked hard twice.

Wen Qiongfang folded the newspaper and put it on the wooden chair beside her: "Xiao Chu, come, come here. Grandma will tell you a few words."

Di Chu took two awkward steps and knelt down in front of Wen Qiongfang.

"Xiao Chu, don't blame your father."

Di Chu was taken aback, almost subconsciously revealing unclear emotions.

"You can't blame anyone for your mother's departure." Wen Qiongfang said in a kind voice, "It was her choice, and it was a relief for her. As for people, it's all like this. The right to choose is in your own hands. Some people live in too much pain, so Choose to die. Everyone will walk their own way in the future, so you can’t blame anyone for where you go in the end.”

Di Chu listened and felt that Wen Qiongfang's words meant something else.

Before he could reflect on it carefully, Wen Qiongfang put her hand on his head and continued, "Our elementary school grades are so good, how about giving grandma a surprise in the next exam? Our family has never had a college student."

Di Chu hesitated for a while, then nodded.

"Okay, we Xiaochu," Wen Qiongfang narrowed his eyes happily, "he's a good boy."

When Di Chu left Wen Qiongfang's room, his back turned to her and his voice trembled, "Thank you...Grandma."

Wen Qiongfang paused for a moment while holding the newspaper, and there were tears in her smile, and there were tears in her tears.

On the fifth day after coming here, Di Chu finally translated these two heavy words.

Not grandma, but grandma.

Compared to Di Chu who chose to change the house, Qi Chi who was sitting in the classroom scratching his head in the afternoon was going crazy.

"Brother Chi, where is your baby moving?" Luo Zhi was distracted by Qi Chi's various movements on the seat, "I can't take notes quietly anymore!"

"Be a fart, look at the characters that your chicken caught, you dare to say that you still know what is written on it when you review?"

Qi Chi lay down on the table, in a miserable state.

Luo Zhi clicked his tongue and gave up taking notes completely.He raised his head and looked out of the window: "There is no snow in August, what are you doing wrong?"

"I just...hey, don't say it, don't say it, it's too embarrassing."

Qi Chi waved his hand.

Luo Zhi pouted: "Chichi, look in the mirror, where is your face?"

"Get out!" Qi Chi slapped him, and buried his head on his arm in anger.

After a while, Qi Chi raised his head and told Luo Zhi the whole story seriously.

"What do you say?" Qi Chi said with a serious face.

Luo Zhi poked the tip of his pen to his mouth, admiring Qi Chi's ability to handle affairs: "You goddamn fool, you really know how to rub fire. Brother Chi, you're awesome!"

"Get out, I didn't ask you to make sarcastic remarks, find a way!" Qi Chi stared at the pen next to Luo Zhi's mouth, which was an eyesore no matter how you looked at it.

"Why don't you squat him." Luo Zhi said, "Since your brother knows him, he should be studying in the third middle school next door."

"Squat him? How to squat?"

"Squat with your feet, don't you fucking talk nonsense?"

"Get lost! What I'm asking is civilized squatting or hooligan squatting!"

Qi Chi couldn't bear it any longer, so he stretched out his hand and sucked the pen that Luo Zhi had poked on his lips into his mouth.

"Day!" Luo Zhi cursed vaguely, "Of course it's a civilized squatting! If you want to make this matter completely obscene, you should hurry up and play hooligans!"

Civilized squatting is just asking for help.Kindly wait for others with a smiling face.

Hooligan squatting is a fight.Standing at someone's door with a big knife in your hands can attract a lot of cops.

Qi Chi thought about it, life was more important than face, he was not afraid that his brother would beat him up, but he was afraid that his brother would make him sleep in the corridor wrapped in bedding.Qi Ling has really done this kind of thing that is inferior to animals.

At this time, Qi Ling, who was being talked about and scolded by others, was in a basement on Jinniu Avenue.

It is said to be a basement, but it is actually a square.

It is called "crazy" by local youthful boys and girls.

The name is just "crazy", very arrogant.

This is the place where underground concerts are held, and it provides a place for all kinds of young people who love music.

Crush, led by Qi Ling, is the resident band here.There are many fans, not only the locals, but also the reputation spread to the outside world.Every time Crush holds a small concert, fans from other places often come here.The crowd was so crazy that it made Tiaozi always think that he was gathering a crowd to fight.

It was purely accidental that Qi Ling came home at noon. He walked halfway and suddenly remembered that Wang Li's bass was still with him, so he suddenly changed his way back home.I didn't expect to encounter such a wonderful scene.

Qi Ling sat on the sofa in the studio and took a sip of water. Today's rehearsal was a bit strenuous, and the keyboard player and bass player kept having problems.

"Did you guys have hand cramps from masturbating too much last night, or did you suffer from intermittent brain damage?" Qi Ling was hot and fidgety with a cigarette in his mouth.

Unfortunately, the air conditioner in the basement also broke down today, and we haven't had time to repair it.

Qi Ling took off his T-shirt smoothly, exposing his sinews to the air, glowing seductively.

Wang Li sat down opposite him: "Put on and put on, we are all straight except you, so you won't sell your body just to encourage us."

"Fuck," Qi Ling laughed, "Believe it or not, I can break it for you?"

Wang Li looked shocked, and embraced the pillow on the sofa in his arms: "Hey, don't! Who said before that now that you have a goal, you are ready to calm down, and chasing while playing, can you be a little bit more moral?"

"Tch, don't give money yourself. Who said that I want to chase while playing."

"Anyway, I'll give you a piece of advice..."

"I know, I know, I will be punished sooner or later, right?" Qi Ling waved his hand impatiently, "Be as virtuous as my brother."

"I think your younger brother is more like you than you." Wang Li stood up, reached out and nodded to him, "Go, continue to practice. It's almost time for the official performance."

"It's good for you to know," Qi Ling poked out the cigarette butt and twisted it twice, "The performance will fail at that time, so please come and see me."

Just as Wang Li went out, Qi Ling suddenly yelled, "Wait! Da Li!"

"If you have something to say, don't be surprised." Wang Li was very frightened.

"You have done a lot of bad things, you can be scared." Qi Ling followed up with a smile, "Someone is disturbed at Beiba recently, please bring me a letter there."

"say what?"

Qi Ling suppressed his throat and sneered.

"Qi Ling is not dead yet."

Di Chu attended the class all afternoon. Although he didn't listen very carefully, he went in and out and reviewed a lot of knowledge.The mood is not bad, Qi Ling skipping class and not being an eyesore in front of him is a great joy for Di Chu.

At noon, Wen Qiongfang's words helped a little.But it's just that little, the tip of a needle.

Exams are easy for Di Chu, and he is still in the tutoring stage before entering the third year of high school, so he doesn't care at all.Take the test here casually, and you can get a good ranking.

Just go back and do a job for Wen Qiongfang, just to make the old man happy.easy.

Just after leaving the school, before seeing Wen Rushui who usually stood at the door, Di Chu was hugged with a bouquet of flowers first, and Qi Chi, who was about to pull a banner, was blinded.Damn, this idiot is as brainless as his brother.

Di Chu decided not to recognize him, so he walked across the street.

Qi Chi's eyes lit up, and he followed immediately.Pulling Di Chu and thrusting the flower into his hand, he said, "Brother, brother, brother, stay a little longer!"

"Who is your brother?" Di Chu shook off him irritably, "Don't fool around and think you want to fuck me."

"I..." Qi Chi was stunned by a mouthful of blood that clogged his chest and turned into a golden bell cover, "Grandpa, let's discuss something."

"Damn it?" Di Chu was told by this blunt grandfather that he had peed. Damn it, Xu Lu didn't yell so sincerely.Di Chu almost thought this was his grandson.

Qi Chi doesn't mind face-saving too much, although he always emphasizes that he is a face-saving person.

"Do you need to move? I can help you move today, or tomorrow. It's just a holiday. After the move, I'll hold a housewarming party for you. Grandpa, what do you want?"

"I'm sorry, I'm going to change houses." Di Chu stuffed the flowers back and walked towards the warm school.

Qi Chi followed behind relentlessly, blasphemy on the street: "Grandpa! You can't be so cruel!"

"My day, are you controlling the water in your head?" Di Chugang was about to light a cigarette, but was so frightened by Qi Chi's howl that his eyebrows almost burned.

Qi Chi cut his way and stood in front of him, Xiaozhi said with reason and affection: "Grandpa, look, this deal is really a good deal! You only need to cook three meals, and we don't charge you rent. The big deal Good thing, isn't it?"

Di Chu crossed his arms and stood still: "Yes, it's a great thing, please go find someone else."

"No, grandpa, you are the most suitable for my eyes. When I saw you, I thought you were an enemy in my previous life. Bah, my father in my previous life."

Di Chu looked at Qi Chi's flushed face when he said these words, and unconsciously rubbed his heart a little in his irritability.

"Tell me the truth, did your brother ask you to come?"

Judging from Qi Chi's dressing and behavior, it stands to reason that he is quite a face-saving person.What can make this kind of person play havoc on the street is either being threatened or being threatened.

Threatened by whom?After thinking about it, Di Chu found that, except for Qi Ling, that son of a bitch with premature kidney failure, no one would do such a heartless thing to his younger brother.

"...Yes." Qi Chi lowered his head and stared at the ground, clutching the hem of his clothes with both hands unnaturally.

Di Chu patted him: "Don't make such an expression, those who don't know think that your confession was rejected. Do you know why your brother insists that I rent your house?"

"He wants to fuck you." Qi Chi said it as a matter of course, and then suddenly covered his mouth.Fuck, the idiot said it!

Di Chule: "Since you know, you have no objection?"

Qi Chi glanced at him, it turned out that the right person knows what kind of ghost Qi Ling is: "It's useless to object, he is the boss. If you really don't want to, forget it, my brother might forget about it in a few days."

"If I don't go, what will happen to you?"

"Sleeping in the corridor, eating fodder, not playing games for me."

...Oh, how miserable.

Di Chu rubbed his forehead: "Did your brother buy the flowers?"

"Awesome! Grandpa is grandpa, you all know that." Qi Chi hurriedly put the flowers in Di Chu's hands, "My brother asked me to go to the place where he usually orders flowers and get a bunch."

Do you usually order flowers?It seems to buy often.

Di Chu thought of the elegant and elegant bunch of flowers on the table at Qi Ling's house.

Sao.It's too flamboyant.

Di Chu took out a kraft paper card from Huajian, and it was very high-grade in his hand.

Unfolded, a few lines of words were written with a pen in the inside

——Da Qian Shi Shi unbuttoned his crotch in front of his lover

——Long as a tongue kiss

——Slender as a line of poetry*

- as if you are on the tip of my heart

Signed: Your Ling.

Damn, Di Chu's hand holding the cardboard trembled, his fucking teeth hurt.

Di Chu put the cardboard into the bag and returned the flowers to Qi Chi again. Di Chu didn't intend to walk around the street like Erwuque with the flowers in his arms: "Go back, don't stand here, we are surrounded by flowers. Look like a monkey."

"Then you..." Qi Chi gritted his teeth and made a final struggle.

Di Chu passed him, and took out the rubber band to tie up his shoulder-hanging hair. Qi Chi looked at his ecstasy back, and somewhat understood why his idiot brother was so insane.

"Tell your brother to get him ready. Your grandpa will check in tomorrow."

Since you want to be more flirtatious than anyone else, just come up head-on.Di Chuzhen has never been afraid of anyone, since he is bored and uninterested in doing anything now, he might as well come out of the arena again and let Qi Ling see and see.

If you want to play, play big.

I was stunned for a while.

After reacting, Qi Chi almost cried and sent a message to his brother.

-elder brother!nailed it!Praise me, praise me, praise me!Praise me, praise me, praise me!Ah ah ah ah ah!

- I'm awesome!

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

At the same time, Di Chu clicked on the WeChat page, found Qi Ling's avatar and clicked in. After thinking about it, he only sent two meaningful words.

-wait for me.

Qi Ling replied in seconds, and Di Chu could even feel the other party's confidence in breaking the universe through the screen.

——In the wind and rain, I will wait for you on the bed.

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①Translated by Feng Tang

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The last sentence "You are on the tip of my heart" was added on my own whim, in order to fit Uncle Ling's coquettish character design

This child Di Chuchu... looks so tempting, but I never thought it would be easy to soften her heart~

Chichi really knows how to use bitter tricks~ this brat

How do you look at it, Ling Bangchui won this game again?

So, Qi Ling VS Di Chu 2:0 (?)