flirting without breaking the law

"Brother Ling." Di Chu stared at Qi Ling.

"Ok?"

"Please explain clearly to me," Di Chu paused, "How many times have you practiced this kind of coquettish talk in secret?"

"Fuck," Qi Ling laughed, "Don't learn the scumbag literary accent, who hasn't spoken well?"

"No, I found out that I have known you for so long, as long as every critical moment comes, I will immediately send you a provocative love story. Did you say this kind of thing when you met someone before?"

"Look out the window." Qi Ling walked over and opened the window, "Is there any snow in June?"

"Get lost," Di Chu said happily, "It's already fucking November."

Qi Ling walked back to check the video, and when he clicked on playback, he still felt a little ashamed to see himself confessing so nakedly.Not everyone can say this kind of words, and I haven't deliberately practiced it. It seems that as long as the other party is Di Chu, he can say the love in the world thousands of times without repeating the same.

"Very good." Di Chu looked at the video and said, "Let's leave the camera like this in the future, and import it to your own USB flash drive after recording every day."

"Then what if I go to N City to attend a concert?"

"You don't bring your IQ when you go out?"

"Are you telling the truth, do you really love me?" Qi Ling was extremely displeased with Di Chu's behavior of mocking him every time he said a word.

Di Chu raised his eyes and looked at him: "You don't have a mobile phone? The mobile phone can't record? I didn't mean to mock you, who made you have a mocking face."

"Fuck," Qi Ling really reacted suddenly, "What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it."

"This!" Di Chu put the index fingers of his left and right hands together, and then pulled them apart, "This is the gap between a top student and a scumbag. This is—so big!"

"Yeah," Qi Ling suddenly smiled, and also raised his hands to measure the length, "School scumbags are so big, Xueba..."

Then cut the length short and laugh so self-evidently.

Di Chu's eyelids twitched and he put the camera aside.He snapped his hand bowl and knuckles, crackling.

Qi Ling took two steps back, feeling uneasy in his heart.

"Let's make up the appointment that we have been owed all this time, let's make it up today." Di Chu said, "Student master will make the scumbag deeply understand what it means to say that trouble comes out of your mouth."

Qi Ling kept backing away, with smiles in his eyes: "No, I'm the first one, can we be more civilized?"

"Am I rude?"

"Your action is very rude now, speak well and put down the knife."

Qi Ling saw Di Chu walking towards him, as if he was holding a butcher's knife that gave away a 40-meter click, with an enigmatic and kind smile on his face.

His back felt numb and his blood flowed back.

Grinding his teeth, Di Chu kicked Qi Ling onto the bed with a sweep of his legs, his strength was well controlled, it would not hurt too much, and it would never be easy.Qi Ling laughed while being beaten, so much that he was lying on the bed helplessly.

Di Chu cut Qi Ling's hands back, sat astride him, and twitched Qi Ling's buttocks with one hand quite quickly and ruthlessly.

clap clap.

"Say! Who is bigger!"

"At the beginning," Qi Ling smiled and took a breath, and his mouth was stiff, "We can't cover up the objective facts, you who majored in liberal arts..."

"Crack." Di Chu slapped down again, "Be honest, believe it or not, I will let you taste the donkey whip today!"

"Donkey... Poof! Hahahaha, fuck me!" Qi Ling couldn't help breaking his skills, "No, let me laugh for a while, hahaha!"

"Fuck, laugh at your mother, Lushan wild ass!" Di Chu held back his laughter, otherwise the two of them would definitely start the cycle of you laughing for a while, and I laugh for a while, and then reach the point where everyone laughs together Great harmony of life.

Qi Ling deliberately raised his buttocks and dawdled under Di Chu a few times, making Di Chu's waist so weak that he almost fell down.

"Be honest!" Di Chu pointed at Qi Ling, "Let the doctor examine your body carefully."

"Doctor—" Qi Ling cooperated very cooperatively, "It hurts so much..."

"Huh? Let me see—"

The two frantically entered into role-playing. Just as Di Chu was about to reach out to untie Qi Ling's pants, the bedroom door suddenly opened.

"Father, I have a question for you."

Qi Chi held the notebook and smiled innocently. As soon as he entered the bedroom, all the unpleasant words such as doctors and patients were poured into his ears without reservation, and then he raised his eyes again.

Dad sat on top of his brother, their faces were flushed, and there was something like that.

The three of them were stunned and remained silent for nearly a minute.

During this period, Qi Chi had a lot of scenes in his mind: Damn, it turns out they like to play like this.Damn, it turns out that my brother is the one below.Damn, it turns out that the world of high school students is so dirty.

I rely on!

Qi Chi looked at the two of them at this time, and felt that the facial features were directly blurred, and there were only three big characters on their faces: dirty, demon, and king.

But Di Chu and Qi Ling still maintained the posture just now, Qi Ling wrapped one hand around Di Chu's waist, and Di Chu's hand was still on his crotch, they both had the same thought in their hearts: It's over, spoil the child.

At the end of the 1-minute silence, Qi Chi closed the door silently with an expression of "Okay, okay, I understand, I understand", and before leaving, he said, "Just pretend nothing happened, brother, you guys Keep going."

Qi Ling and Di Chu looked at each other, jumped up from the bed at the same time, and hurriedly chased them out: "Qi Chi, Qi Chi! Listen to our explanation!"

"It's not what you think, it really isn't." Di Chu patted on the door, "Your brother and I haven't..."

How about no?Di Chu felt that he couldn't explain it.

Qi Ling patted Qi Chi's door hard: "I'll count to three, you open the door for me."

"one!"

"two!"

"three……"

Qi Chi opened the door with a bang: "You guys are never finished! Don't study, you have nothing to do! I don't care if you play doctors, nurses or stewardesses! Just don't spoil me! "

Qi Ling and Di Chu paused at the same time, what the hell?Dare to love you, you already know so much, it seems that they are still worrying blindly.The two of them breathed a sigh of relief before suddenly looking up again.

"Qi Chi, where did you learn these things?" Qi Ling squinted slightly, holding the door with one hand, "Honestly, did you read this fucking book into shit? Return it to the flight attendant?! Damn, I need to read it today See what books you have in your room."

"Fuck, fuck, brother! My dear brother! This is all the 'enlightenment of love' you showed me back then!"

Seeing that the form was wrong, Qi Chi quickly threw the blame away.

"Did you show him? "The Enlightenment of Love"?!" Di Chu sneered twice, and Qi Ling secretly thought that something was wrong.

This is an old story many years ago, which boy has never seen these things.He didn't believe that Di Chu hadn't watched it, these are some enlightenment movies, the meaning of life, and the society now shows how important sex education is.

"Education! Pure education!" Qi Ling said, "Don't argue that you haven't watched GV?"

Di Chu paused, thinking that he didn't dare to say that, otherwise it would be too fake.

Qi Chi interjected curiously: "Brother, two brothers! What is GV?"

"none of your business!"

Qi Ling and Di Chu said in unison.

Qi Chi shrank his neck: "Oh..."

"Let me tell you," Di Chu got serious, and pointed Qi Chi with his finger, "If you dare to let my sister hear this, you will be finished."

"Shouldn't you be begging me, begging me not to tell Shuishui?"

Qi Chi's expression was no less than that of a demented child who had been lying in a mental hospital for 80 years.

Di Chu and Qi Ling exchanged glances almost at the same time.

—Your brother is too indebted.

— hands on.

Qi Ling pushed open the door with his shoulder, and Di Chu threw himself on Qi Chi's neck and covered his mouth.

As the door of the room was closed, there was only a continuous, horrific roar coming from inside.

"You!! You are too bad!!!! I want to break up with you!!!"

"Ahhhhhh! Brother! My brother! Don't slap my ass!"

"Hahahahaha, it's itchy, itchy, don't, don't scratch, I beg you!"

"Wow - I want to cry for you to see!"

When the battle ended, Qi Chi was already dying.Lie on the ground like a dead fish, Qi Chi patted the floor stubbornly: "I...I won't play with you guys anymore...Salted fish! There is dignity too!"

The two clapped their hands, regardless of Qi Chi's dignity, they turned around and left his bedroom.

With such a fuss, time slipped by so fast.

Di Chu took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "Go, go back to the room to change clothes, and take you to a place."

"Where?" Qi Ling remembered that Di Chu said that he was going out today.

"Just follow me, where is there so much nonsense?"

Di Chu glanced at him and smiled mysteriously.

Adhering to the credo that her boyfriend will do whatever she says, and go wherever her boyfriend goes, Qi Ling went out with Di Chu.

However, he never thought, or should say never thought, that

——Di Chu will take him to church.

And it was—the church where the wedding was being held.

There is a small church in the county seat, which is so small that there is only one building, and both are commercial areas.Due to its age, it looks a bit dilapidated.There is a towering tree in front of the church, and I don't know who planted it here.

It looks like a tree surrounded by four people, and it should be older than the church.

In the past, the church did not host weddings. It was not until later that the funds could not be turned around, and the number of people attending church was decreasing, so they had to accept weddings.

When Western-style weddings flowed into the county, it was very rare to hold a wedding in a church.People often come to watch the excitement, watching the bride walk into the church step by step under the leadership of her father, and then pass many rows of long chairs, and finally the father hands over the daughter's hand to the groom.

The two became husband and wife under the witness of the priest, and the children in the choir sang blessing songs.

Thus began a holy and beautiful marriage.

Later, the number of people holding weddings in the church gradually increased, and everyone was no stranger to it.So far, apart from relatives and friends present, there are very few onlookers.

Di Chu took Qi Ling and slipped in from the door along the wall. In order not to attract attention, the two stood in the last row.

"Chu, how did you know about today's wedding?"

Qi Ling asked in a low voice.

Di Chu replied in a low voice, trying to reduce the sense of presence as much as possible: "I passed here yesterday and heard the church staff discussing at the door."

"What did you bring me here for?"

Di Chu didn't speak any more, and made a quiet gesture.

In the church, relatives and friends all dressed formally, men's suits and women's gowns.

When the music started, the bride walked in through the door.The flower girls stood on both sides and scattered flowers, and the petals of various colors were thrown into the sky, and then fell slowly.

The bride's white wedding dress dragged on the red carpet, walking firmly and happily step by step, and the groom stood beside the priest, the joy on his face was beyond words.

With the soothing wedding march in his ears, Qi Ling felt for a moment that he was holding a wedding.

There is always a moment in the happiness that weddings bring to people, making you feel that if one day, you can also form a partner with the one you love under the witness of relatives, friends and priests, that is really lucky.

But they can't.

Qi Ling glanced at Di Chu out of the corner of his eye, and found that Di Chu had been looking at the priest and humming the wedding march.

As if he was the one to marry.

The newcomer clasped his hands and walked up to the priest.

The priest said loudly to the crowd: "In this holy moment, these two can be united. If anyone knows any reason why this marriage cannot be established, please speak up, or keep silent forever."

No one in the audience spoke.

The priest turned to look at the young groom: "Groom, are you willing to marry the bride?"

Di Chu suddenly turned to look at Qi Ling, who was startled and met Di Chu's serious eyes.

Di Chu said, "I am willing."

Qi Ling was startled, and his eyes widened in disbelief.

Priest: "Whether he is rich or poor in the future, or whether he is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with him forever?"

Di Chu said firmly: "Yes, I am willing."

A lover's heart is like golden wind and jade dew. Once you meet, just listen to it, but there are countless victories in the world.

Qi Ling understood instantly.

The priest turned to the bride.

Priest: "Bride, are you willing to marry the groom?"

"Fuck, Chu, you snatched my lines, why should I be the bride." Qi Ling took Di Chu's hand and protested softly, then firmly said: "I am willing."

Priest: "Whether he is rich or poor in the future, or whether he is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with him forever?"

Qi Ling leaned towards Di Chu, leaning against Di Chu's ear.The voice full of magnetism kept teasing the other person's ear: "I am willing, I am willing, I am willing, I am willing, I am willing for the rest of my life."

Di Chu turned his head and looked at Qi Ling intently.Needless to say, the mutual affection between the two of them seemed to have jumped to a higher and newer stage after today.

Di Chu couldn't quite hear what the priest was saying behind, and the couple over there were still exchanging rings and having their wedding ceremony.

Di Chu stuffed a small box into Qi Ling's hand: "It's for you."

Qi Ling looked at Di Chu, opened the box, and inside was a watch.

Not new.

Di Chu took out the watch from the box and put it on for Qi Ling.

"This is the watch I have worn for several years. Although it is a bit old, the time is still accurate. I wanted to buy you a new one, but I really want to use the same thing as you, so I will give you this watch."

The dial is pure white, and the strap is light brown leather, which is very comfortable to wear.

It fits inexplicably on Qi Ling's wrist.

"I didn't prepare any presents for you." Qi Ling touched the watch on his wrist, and said guiltily.

Di Chu leaned over to Qi Ling, and the two secretly depended on each other in the corner of the last row where no one could see.

"It's okay, I just want to see you off."

Qi Ling stretched out his arms to hug Di Chu, the feeling of parting that had been suppressed for so long now burst out like a flood of beasts.How willing is he?How could it be possible to be willing to part with Di Chu, and it was difficult to leave for a moment.

Di Chu buried his head in Qi Ling's neck and said softly, "You must remember to come back."

"I'll be back, definitely will be back."

Qi Ling separated a little from him and met his gaze.

"Baby, wherever I go, you are my home."

"I will definitely come back, one person, one city, you are my city."

Di Chu's eyes were a little sore and swollen with soreness, he suddenly raised his head and kissed Qi Ling.

At the end of the church, the newlyweds were married amid the cheers of the crowd.

The sun shines in from behind the colorful glass windows of the church, and the red, blue, and gold lights are overflowing.The sacred singing of the choir floated over the church.

The clock struck the hour, and another couple, under the witness of the priest and God, stayed together for the rest of their lives.

No one noticed that in the corner of the church, there were two teenagers hugging tightly.

The holy sunlight also passed through the window and splashed on them. At that moment, it seemed like eternity.

On that day, the rose bushes outside the church were densely wrapped around the cross, and the white walls cast mottled shadows, and all the darkness had nowhere to hide under the sun.

God was in the clouds, only blinked, and finally frowned and nodded.

We will meet each other on a narrow road in our lifetime, and we will not be spared in the end.

That year changed your life forever. *

That day, two teenagers,

Borrow someone else's wedding,

It's like making a big promise.

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① "God...change" - Faye Wong's song "Fleeing Years", super nice.