flirting without breaking the law

When Qi Ling came home, Qi Chi was sitting on the sofa playing games.

"It's so early today?" Qi Ling put the takeout on the table, "Did you miss the last night of self-study?"

Qi Chi didn't even raise his head: "Brother, let's not laugh at the crows and pigs, and yourself... Alas! Brother! I was wrong, I was wrong! Pay me back."

Qi Ling stood behind the sofa, snatched Qi Chi's cell phone, and glanced at it: "Is that why you don't go to class because of blackmail?"

"Brother! Give it to me quickly, you'll be reported!" Qi Chi almost knelt down and called Dad, and it took him a long time to hold back what little face he had left.

Qi Ling raised his eyebrows: "Who is the crow and who is the pig?"

"It's all me, it can only be me!" Qi Chi heard the Aced* from his phone, so cheeky?No such thing!

Qi Ling smiled and returned the phone to him. He has always been very indulgent towards this younger brother. As long as there are no serious problems with his behavior and morals, Qi Ling will not really do anything to him: "This round is over, come and have dinner. On the table."

Qi Chi never forgot to call, so he yelled again: "Brother, don't bring takeaways in the future, okay? I'm going to throw up after eating this supper."

"Here you are, if you have any objections, have you seen the kitchen? Get out and cook." Qi Ling sat at the table, turned on his phone and checked WeChat, while eating supper.

Taking the first mouthful, Qi Ling lowered his head and looked, this pig feed is really fucking unpalatable.

"By the way," Qi Chi took the time to look up from the game, "Your dad called today to ask if he still has enough money."

Qi Ling put down his chopsticks, threw the food into the trash can, and continued to stare at the phone: "Isn't that your dad?"

"Okay, Dad. I still have money, how about you? If not, send him a message."

Qi Ling paused as he slid his fingers across the screen: "Your dad is still alive today?"

"Huh? Isn't that your dad?"

Defeat came from Qi Chi's phone, and he lay on the sofa and wailed a few times like a mourner.After rolling around, I got up, ran under the TV cabinet and took out this perpetual calendar, looked at the "Ji, Chong, Sha" on it today, and scratched the root cause of kneeling all the way tonight.

"It's fierce! I'm very fierce today!"

Qi Chi sat at the table and opened the supper: "Have you finished eating?"

Qi Ling kicked the trash can under the table behind him, and said casually: "Well, it's been a while since I finished eating, so hurry up and eat."

Qi Chi ate it in one gulp, seeing the conflicted expression on his face.Debating whether to swallow it, or swallow it, or swallow it.Judging from the development of the previous plot, if he dared to vomit at the first mouthful, he would definitely be beaten.

After struggling for a few seconds, Qi Chitun felt as if death was at home.It almost moved Qi Ling who was on the opposite side.

Qi Chi is in the third year of junior high school, studying in the first middle school of the next door school.

Qi Ling and Qi Chi are blood brothers, and at the end of every month they will remember that they have a living parent.

This "surviving father" is in N city, and the emperor is far away, so he doesn't care much about these two sons.It has been thrown here since primary school, and it is well-known as: If I am cut off one day, it will be difficult to run away with you two.It's better to give you a safe place to grow up.

That's right, "Healthy Dad" is the kind of person who burns incense, drinks tea, practices Tai Chi at [-] o'clock in the morning, and practice calligraphy at night. The underworld boss who also believes in Buddhism.I believe in Buddhism, so my healthy father never used the last two words of "beating, killing and killing".

"Healthy Mom" ​​is a strong woman, and the real estate business is booming. When she starts working, she often forgets that she has given birth to two bastards.The healthy parents would come back to see them occasionally, but the chances were rare, even less than the number of times the healthy father was cut off.

After all, the healthy father has lived well up to now and has not been chopped off.

This situation once made the two brothers feel that they were not their own. They could tell from their names, Qi Ling, Qi Chi, together - Ling Chi.I feel that their arrival has brought cruel and inhuman trauma to the life of the living father.

So, in the environment where the nanny took care of them when they were young, and they took care of themselves when they grew up, Qi Ling and Qi Chi successfully grew into two trees with crooked necks.

From time to time, the two talked about the common language of their father who is still alive, and they only said one sentence: Your father is not dead today?

"A winner in life has money and leisure but no father. When we can be promoted to this level, it will be an eye-opener." Qi Chi ate slowly, and he waited for his brother to get off the table, throwing the bowl of pig feed in front of him up.

"What's the difference between having a father and not having a father now?" Qi Ling raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, checked Weibo, opened WeChat again, paused on Di Chu's profile picture, and then opened the friend of the other party. lock up.

Di Chu's circle of friends is the same as everyone else's, showy.

It's not a coquettish show, it's a coquettish show, a literary show.

The screen full of Lao Tzu is different from ordinary men!one!Sample!

In the entire circle of friends, except for the articles he wrote in the official account, there are all kinds of paintings.Qi Ling judged it based on his own artistic attainments, and it was not bad, it was considered half a professional level.

There are more articles than pictures, so Qi Ling clicked on an article called "Growing Roots".

The typography is plain and slightly cold.The line spacing is adjusted very comfortably, and the segmentation is also smooth. Let’s not talk about the article itself, but just talk about the visual effect——

Sure enough, it's different from those coquettish sluts outside.

Qi Ling felt a little better after being messed up by "Father Healthy", and he started reading from the first paragraph——

"I met that boy at the foot of the majestic mountain in Aden, on a night with a vast galaxy of stars, at ten o'clock."

Qi Ling raised his eyebrows, flirting habitually?Turn up the time, it was posted in August last year.Read on patiently——

"I have a habit. I love to sit on the side of the street when I travel anywhere. I stretch my legs and sit on the ground. I look like a hooligan and a vagabond. When I am in a good mood, I have a bottle of beer by hand. When I'm in a bad mood, I hold half a bottle of beer in my hand and the other half in my belly."

"He said that in his youth, he neither fell in love, nor made a revolution, nor did he engage in any major events. How can he not be lonely? My brother is a talent, but why is he pregnant? It's like being pregnant. I'm pregnant. Uncle Where did the tooth go? I looked down at his arm and got a tattoo of a bird with a shooting star in its mouth."

"I told him that I was gay, and he reacted a bit, and probably understood, saying that he was straight, but he supported gays. Sexuality is determined by genetics. It doesn't hinder anyone, no one. Right to interfere with me."

"I drank the remaining beer with him and said goodbye in a foreign land. Repaying my confidant with passion, probably this conversation tonight."

After Qi Ling finished reading, his fingers stopped in place.He couldn't tell where the weirdness was. The helplessness, thinking, questions about the future and life in this article, as well as the calm tone of voice, were very different from the Di Chu he saw during the day.

It is different in nature.

According to Qi Ling's analysis, Di Chu in reality is irritable and impulsive and alienates others; while Di Chu who wrote these words is wise, calm, and even...gentle.

Qi Ling has a poisonous eye for seeing people, and it was the first time that he could see someone so vaguely.

The phone rang, and there was only 20.00% of the battery remaining.Qi Ling stood up without raising his head, intending to go back to his room to recharge his batteries, and opened another article written by Di Chu.

Turning around, he still didn't forget to tell Qi Chi: "Remember to clean up after eating."

"Of order, dear brother!" Qi Chi's bowl of supper was almost turned into shit by him, seeing Qi Ling close the door of the room, jump up and run to the trash can.

When he saw another untouched takeaway in the trash can, Qi Chi shook his fist at Qi Ling's door.

Sure enough, brothers, the routine is the same.

What a fucking fuck!

Fed up with this inhuman treatment, Qi Chi opened the renting information network, stared at the door of his third bedroom and gritted his teeth.If you don’t eat takeout and no one cooks, why not just find someone who can cook to rent together?

Early the next morning, when Di Chu crawled out of bed, he checked the time and struggled for a few minutes between "continue skipping class" or "go back to school obediently".Finally, he lifted the quilt, put on his clothes and left the room.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Wen Rushui preparing breakfast. On the fourth day, Di Chu still couldn't get used to it.

I used to eat at school, or just buy something on the road to deal with it.But Di Chu often gets up late and is lazy.This fresh and refined way of dying can only inevitably suffer from stomach problems.

The two finished their breakfast in silence and went to school together.In fact, since yesterday's incident, Di Chu planned to go to and from school with Wen Rushui every day.

After all, she is a girl, after all, this girl gave me the room, and after all, she prepared breakfast for me.

Di Chu thought "after all" a lot of reasons in his heart, deceiving himself that, yes, brother is still so crazy.

When he arrived at school, Di Chu looked at the time, and it was almost time for class.And outside the gate, there was still a group of students taking a leisurely walk with their breakfast, like visiting a park.

Di Chu walked into the school, such a small school, such a short distance, a [-]-meter sprint can directly run out of the school gate from the teaching building.Even if there are a few minutes left, it is not enough to make people nervous.

When Di Chu passed the basketball court, he heard a loud noise.Looking along, his eyelids twitched, what the hell, seeing Qi Ling in the morning felt like he was dead.I don't know why it is so serious, I guess I still feel unhappy after losing the game yesterday.

Qi Ling is very tall, and his way of doing things is also different from ordinary people.His favorite thing is to pass by the basketball court every day and jump under the basketball hoop.Jump up and grab the blue frame and hang on it like a salted fish.

Following the sound just now, the old wooden backboard was finally able to withstand the heavy pressure, and the cracks on it gradually increased, and then—the entire blue frame was removed by Qi Ling.

The person concerned stood there with a casual expression on his face, but Di Chu was stunned.

What's wrong with this man?

Teacher Lin's loud shout suddenly came from the teaching building. Di Chu didn't expect that the short-hearted yell could be so shocking without a horn, and it soared to the ninth heaven.

"Qi Ling! You fucking unloaded two this month!"

Qi Ling's name hovered over this not-so-big school, and the students lying on the edge of the fence gloated and echoed: "Brother Ling! Unload another one!"

"Which class is the bastard?!" Heartless stretched out his head to look downstairs, and the students who were shouting loudly just now rushed away.

Di Chu suddenly remembered the bare backboard he saw yesterday when he was reporting at school.Dare to love is a good thing this uncle did, and today he even got a partner.

Di Chu whistled to Qi Ling and tied up his hair by the way.He felt a bit past his shoulders and had to cut it.

Qi Ling walked towards him holding the blue frame, quite surprised, he thought Di Chu would avoid him today: "Yo, miss me?"

"I miss you, take it back to worship your ancestors?" Di Chu pointed to the blue frame in Qi Ling's hand.

"No, take it back to Boss Lin."

The two turned around and walked towards the teaching building, tacitly knowing their common destination.

office.

Qi Ling was recruited, but Di Chu was conscious.

Heartless patted the table and yelled at Qi Ling: "Look! Look at him! At least he knew he was skipping class and came to the office to say something! Look at what you're doing? Besides removing the blue frame, what else would you do? !ah!"

Qi Lingte wanted to say, I can still flirt with men.

But because there was a kitchen knife in his short-sighted briefcase, and it was right in his hand, Qi Ling dared to lust in his heart, and the five of them said: "Boss, I will still share your worries. Isn't it?"

Qi Ling could indeed share his worries, at least he was in this class, so no boys would dare to make trouble.No matter how mixed class one is, the mud cannot support the wall, and there are no frequent fights like other classes.

Heartless glanced at him, cleared his throat, and asked Di Chu: "Di Chu, are you not used to the new school? It doesn't matter if you have a bad mentality. You can ask the teacher for a few more days off. Your studies are important."

That sentence doesn't make sense.

It's okay to ask for a few days off, but it's important for you to study.

Qi Ling almost laughed out loud, he had never met a good student, so he never spoke the truth.Swearing is not heavy, but suddenly a flower of the future of the motherland comes, so careless that it is awkward to hold it in the mouth, and it is afraid of being strangled when holding it in the hand.

Di Chu knew that it was impossible to say something substantive without heart, so he sighed from the bottom of his heart.

He's such a stupid shiny stick, he clearly didn't know that he didn't come to class yesterday, and he ran to surrender himself like that.

Sure enough, he was still a good student?

Hold.Dreaming.

"Qianxin... Teacher Lin," Di Chu's words turned around.

Heartless eyes were looking at the blue frame in Qi Ling's hand and didn't respond.

"Mr. Lin!" Di Chu raised his voice.

"Hey? Call me?" Quexin's eyes trembled, "Oh, I'm not used to no one calling me that for so many years."

Di Chu felt a deep sense of powerlessness: "I don't have anything to do, so I'll go back to class first."

"Hey wait, do you have a book?" Heartless called him.

It's useless for Qi Chu to say yes, he didn't come to study.

As a result, he dragged out a box of books from under the desk, pointed to him and said, "Yesterday, I asked someone to help you find all the books you need for review. Our school is not good at liberal arts, you can only rely on own."

The smile on the corner of Qi Ling's mouth froze for a while, this treatment was unprecedented.Whoever is lacking in mind, learn if you love to learn, and get out if you don't learn.As long as he doesn't commit crimes, he won't commit crimes against you.

It's really not like he can say these honest remarks that are quite like the people's teacher.

Di Chu hesitated for a moment, then picked up the box: "Thank you, Mr. Lin."

Turned around and left the office.

"Get out! What are you doing here!" Seeing Qi Ling still leaning against his table, Quexin yelled angrily.

"Tsk tsk," Qi Ling stood up straight, speaking like a full-fledged resentful woman, "When you have a new love, you forget the old one. Sure enough, people are not as good as new—"

"It's not over, is it!"

Qi Ling laughed a few times, and suddenly asked seriously, "Di Chu's grades are good?"

Heartless began to tidy up the lesson plans, replying one after another: "Yeah, anyway, for our school, it's so good that it explodes."

Qi Ling nodded, not knowing what he was thinking.Just as he turned around to leave, another shout came from behind him.

"Stay here! Take it back and hatch it, you?!"

Qi Ling smiled and put the blue frame on the heartless table: "Boss, I'm leaving."

Di Chu went to the classroom first, the seat where he sat yesterday was already occupied.It seems that there are very few people skipping class today. There is an empty table in the corner near the window, and Di Chu walks over with a book in his arms.

There was no one at the table next to him, so Di Chu looked at the table and chairs of the other party.It is very honorable to inherit the tradition of a class: the desks are empty, there are snacks in the desks, and there are books under the desks.

There is also a math book used to pad the legs of the table.The former teacher fainted from anger when he saw this scene.

Di Chu was stuffing books into the desk, when Qi Ling's familiar voice rang in his ears: "Hey, at the same table - ah!"

Di Chu stopped his movements and turned his head to look over. Qi Ling was domineeringly sitting on the empty seat at the next table, with his head propped on one hand.

"Oh, what a coincidence!" Di Chu imitated that playful and incomparably playful tone.

The action of closing the book turned into pulling the table, and Di Chu pulled the table away from Qi Ling by a person's distance with a cold face.The two of them have a clear distinction between the Chu River and the Han border, and the Wei Wei.

Qi Ling stretched out his hand and pulled his desk back: "The tablemates are so far apart and not close."

"It's too close to be bored, I'm thinking about our health." Di Chu pulled the table back again.

Qi Ling didn't let go, and opened his eyes to talk nonsense: "It's great that we can promote each other in study."

"Okay, you, Mom, push." ​​Di Chu became angry, and the irritability that had been suppressed a few days ago began to rise impatiently again, "I said, let go."

Qi Ling stared at him fixedly, without blinking his bright eyes, and stretched out his hand to pull back Di Chu's desk inch by inch.Sexy lips touched: "Are you afraid of me?"

"I'm afraid of you!" Di Chu threw the book in his hand onto Qi Ling's desk, screaming from his whole body that I want to deal with this bastard.

The whole class looked sideways, awesome, the freshmen dare to go against Brother Ling.

Qi Ling didn't speak this time, pointed to the door, and sat upright.

Standing at the door is an English teacher, female, quite young, as if she has just started working.Di Chu found that not only Qi Ling didn't speak anymore, but the class became much quieter.Standing here abruptly, the atmosphere was awkward.

Di Chu sat down, and Qi Ling continued to speak hesitantly: "At the same table, our class has a fine tradition of not bullying female teachers. Female teachers must show face and respect women in class. Remember."

Yo you fucking stick!

The only fortunate thing is that Qi Ling is really like what he said. After the female teacher started class, the whole class fell into a bewildered silence.Even Qi Ling didn't sleep, and chose to play with the phone honestly.

When Di Chu entered the village, he did not move the table any more, so let's just do it.

keep quiet.

Bored, Di Chu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the renting information website.

Still have to go out to live, Wen Rushui is quite a girl, and he is also a boy, so it is not appropriate to always be crowded under the same roof.Moreover, Wen Qiongfang never slept soundly at night, and Di Chu only stayed for a few nights before she keenly noticed that Wen Qiongfang couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.

It may be that there is one more person who is not used to it, or it may be that Wen Rushui studied late and woke her up when she went to bed.

Di Chu browsed the website, looking for a suitable price.

A simple, straightforward rental information attracted his attention.

The ad reads: Seeking Shared Rent!

One, I can cook.Second, the food is delicious.Three or three meals are best at home.

Other requirements: preferably male, not convenient for girls.There are rabies in the family, please take care of them.

Rent: Meals are cooked well, sleep is free.

After reading it, Di Chu smiled softly, nonsense.Why hasn't a passer-by beat him to death for the advertisements that the brats posted indiscriminately?

As soon as he slid down, he slid back again.Think about your account balance and save your phone number.

What if.

What kind of stupid cancer in the second and late stage of the world does not have?Maybe it just happened to happen.

Qi Ling, who was sitting next to him, took time out of the mobile game to turn his head because of Di Chu's chuckle.

I can hardly move my eyes away.

Di Chu loosened a few strands of hair by his ears, his profile was handsome, and his smile felt like a spring breeze.

Qi Ling withdrew his gaze to the screen, pretending to be reserved.

Fuck your sanity!

Why is the person who is going to flirt this time so pretty?

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