flirting without breaking the law

In the past ten years or so, Di Chu has never attended such a free-wheeling class.

Chickens and dogs jump.

Di Chu crawled on the table, didn't even bother to borrow a book, and took the time to think that if Miejue Shitai saw this scene, she would definitely scold a group of mobs.

Heartless's requirements for classroom discipline are obviously at odds with the kitchen knife on the desk.

In the first two rows, there were people symbolically holding pens to write notes, wiping their faces from time to time, and accepting the baptism of saliva.Starting from three or four tables, those sleeping, chatting, and playing with mobile phones are really varied.

Di Chu looked at the tables in the back, the card players, the nail polishers, and the self-dyed hair huddled at the last table.

What a great place to give yourself up.

Di Chu took out his mobile phone, but there was no message.

Xu Lu is so cowardly, no need to explain, he knows that Miejue Shitai is in class.

and then.

Di Chu turned on the phone, locked the screen again, turned it on again, and locked the screen again.

Then no one will think of him.

Except for those teasers before.

But Xu Lu, who is hardworking, is a flirtatious flirt.If it's flirting, then it's ruthless.The day before yesterday, I was still calling my dear on WeChat. As soon as Di Chu transferred to another school, he automatically said goodbye to Heijianghu.

Di Chu is inexplicably lonely, as if in this world, standing alone and shining.

He put the phone back, buried his head, not knowing what to think.

Sleep for a while, Di Chu decided.This kind of thing was unthinkable in the previous school.

Unexpectedly, this sleep led directly to school, and there were still some students who wanted to leave the classroom through the back door, so he had to wake him up who was in the way.

90.00% of the students go to day school, the reason is that the county is not very big.

Di Chu rubbed his sore neck, staggered out of the school gate, and saw a girl with long hair shawl, exquisite figure, and well-behaved face who seemed to be waiting for him, and then realized that he was still under supervision.

When Di Chu arrived at the county seat the day before yesterday, two people came to pick him up.Grandma in name, and cousin in name.

Cousin is as her name suggests, warm as water.He was adopted by his grandmother since he was a child. In the third day of this year, he seems to have neither father nor mother.

Di Chu thought, probably fate is inherited in a complete set, and I don't know if parents are punished. Only by paying homage to parents can life be hardened by three points.

"Brother!" Wen Rushui waved to him from afar, with a clear voice, many people who left the school looked sideways.

Di Chu strolled over: "What are you doing here?"

"Grandma told me to wait for you to go home after school." Wen Rushui's voice was soft.

Di Chu admired her very much, because he couldn't remember Wen Rushui, but Wen Rushui remembered him.

This avoids the embarrassment of passing by on the street. If Wen Rushui didn't stop him, Di Chu could walk past the girl without squinting, and maybe he would find out when he got home—oh, it's you at the school gate. .Oh, you are my sister.

The two of them had nothing to talk about, and Wen Rushui wanted to show a warm welcome to this cousin as much as possible, but Di Chu was so irritated that he had nothing to love, so Wen Rushui dared not speak.

Di Chu followed behind Wen Rushui, huddled among the crowded school-leaving army, and looked around.

Small, besides being small, is still small.

Really small place.

There are three schools crowded on one street. To the left of the school gate is a junior high school, and to the right is another high school.Zhengdong Street goes straight and turns again, which is an elementary school.Xiaonan Street goes straight without turning, and there is still a primary school.

Put N City, this situation must be God.

The private high schools I studied in the past were all built on cemeteries.Whose high school is on the top of the mountain, whose high school is halfway up the mountain, and whose high school is at the foot of the mountain.Every year, self-enrolling students to catch up with the exams is overwhelming, as if paying tribute to the Emperor of the Mountain.

During the holidays, when the students go down the mountain, it is proper for the bandits to come out to fight their teeth.

Di Chu frowned irritably. He had just been bumped by someone, and then stepped on his heel again.He and Wen Rushui struggled among the crowd for more than ten minutes before they were freed.

"Damn it, it's squeezed into pieces of paper." Di Chu patted his clothes, the shirt was squeezed a little wrinkled, and he felt even more upset.

Wen Rushui next to her burst out laughing, and Di Chu stared at her: "Is it that funny?"

Wen Rushui was taken aback for a moment, then immediately turned his face away, pinched his clothes nervously, and fell silent.

Di Chu gritted his teeth, in fact he didn't mean that, but he wasn't sure what Wen Rushui understood.Di Chu just didn't know where the point of the joke in his words was. When others laughed, he looked like a fool.

Di Chu looked at Wen Rushui with his head buried, adding to his restlessness.

Fuck, love what you think.

Lao Tzu is not much different from an idiot now.

Di Chu didn't remember the way, and followed Wen Rushui to the so-called home.After walking for more than ten minutes, when we turned from the main street to the small street, we were almost there.Then there is an alley in the small street, and a few buildings further inside the alley is the place where Grandma Di Chu lives.

This is an old town, and the architectural design is extremely unreasonable. The distance between the buildings is very close. Basically, the first and second floors do not get sunlight all the year round.Di Chu's grandmother lived in a red house, and earth-red tiles covered the entire surface of the building.According to its standards in the 80s and [-]s, being able to live here can be regarded as a relatively wealthy family.

But today is very different.

On the first day of Di Chu's stay, the aunt in the opposite building quarreled with the uncle upstairs here, and there was no need for a loudspeaker at all.Cursing tricks emerged one after another, and the two moved from swords and swords on each other's genealogy to brutal personal attacks.

Di Chu had never heard such a wonderful swearing, it was simply incompatible.

But that night, when he saw the couple sitting in the dam talking and laughing together enjoying the cool, Di Chu found that he still didn't understand the rules of the game here.

Turning into the small gate of the yard, an old man stood by the window on the third floor. When he saw them, he shook his arms excitedly.

Di Chu almost bit his tongue, your mother-in-law told you to go home for dinner, probably like this.

"Xiao Chu! Like water!"

cried the grandmother.

His grandmother's name was Wen Qiongfang, and Di Chu felt that his grandmother liked him very much.He and Wen Rushui walked up the dark corridor, the floor was dirty, only the third floor was clean inside and out.Di Chu knew it was Wen Qiongfang's contribution.

Wen Qiongfang is a capable old lady, and there are exquisite three dishes and one soup on the table.The rice is served in a bowl, and the chopsticks are neatly placed on the table.It was a new and strange feeling, the smell of steaming, drug-free, peaceful home.

"Xiao Chu, come, eat quickly. Eat and rest, you still have classes in the afternoon."

Wen Qiongfang stretched out her trembling right hand and took Di Chu to the table.

Since Di Chu's arrival, two bedrooms are not enough to sleep.Wen Rushui gave him her room and went to sleep with her grandmother.

Di Chu felt very uncomfortable. You said that a girl in the third grade of junior high school has just had her own small world, so what's the matter if she always sleeps in the same room with her grandma?

He wondered whether he should go out to rent a house, and he still had some money in his hand.

Wen Rushui put the schoolbag in the room, and when she came out, she was still complaining: "Grandma, didn't you agree to wait for me to go home and cook, why do you..."

"Hey! It will be late when you come back to cook. Xiaochu and the others are short on time in their third year of high school, so they need to rest more."

Wen Qiongfang kept adding vegetables to Di Chu's bowl.

In fact, Di Chu wanted to say, don't bother me, I'm fucking self-exiled, and my grades are nothing.

But he couldn't speak.Just looking into Wen Qiongfang's aged and patient eyes made him panic.

Panic for no reason.

"Xiao Chu, you still have to work hard when you come here. The third year of high school is very important. Tell grandma what you want to eat, and grandma will make it for you."

Di Chu couldn't taste the taste of this meal.

It's not that the food doesn't suit your taste, it's just that Wen Qiongfang babbled, and Di Chu could only hmm.He is not used to, quite not used to such a regular life, a quiet and peaceful life.

Not used to other people's concern, not used to other people's care.

But he frantically absorbed the warmth and sank into it.

Di Chu recalled his life in the past ten years. His father would go crazy if he didn't love his mother. After eating the last meal, he couldn't remember where the next meal was.

It is a miracle of life that he has not died yet.

After dinner, Di Chu stood by the window and took out his cell phone.

There is no news, and the phone is as quiet as a decoration.

He paused for a while, then sent Xu Lu a WeChat message.

—Gourd baby, your grandpa has been taken away by a goblin.

Di Chu looked at the phone and laughed for a while, although he didn't know what he was laughing at.

He raised his eyes and began to look at the street in a daze.

According to his observations in the past two days, most people in this residential area go out to work from six in the morning to twelve at noon, and come back at midnight.

As the saying goes, poor is blunt.Poor people live here, really poor people.

Because of poverty, the weight of money and the need for labor appear even greater.

In the slums, you can't live without working.However poor they were, they were not idle.No one here is poor because of idleness, everyone is working hard, but still can't get enough food and clothing.

Everyone wants to live no matter the cost, and it is better to live than to die, so they are all working hard.

Di Chu knew that now he was one of them.

But he is different.

Others are thinking about how to struggle and desperately get out of here.

And he was thinking about how to go down, degenerate and eat and wait to die.

"elder brother."

Wen Rushui whispered behind him.Di Chu almost thought he was bullying a good girl.

Di Chu held the cigarette case in his bag, glanced into Wen Qiongfang's room, but didn't take it out: "What's the matter?"

"Can we go to school together?"

Wen Rushui's school is next door to Di Chu, with a difference of less than a hundred meters.Di Chu looked at the time, it was still early for class.

"What are you doing so early? Xueba?"

Wen Rushui didn't answer, almost biting her lips.

Di Chu sighed, went back to his room and took out a few books that he brought when he left home and stuffed them into his bag.He didn't look at the subjects, and actually didn't know what classes were in the afternoon.

"Walk."

Di Chu is very straightforward, anyway, what to do now is boring, and there is no place to smoke at home.It's also good to go out.

When they were about to reach Wen Rushui's school, Di Chu suddenly realized why Wen Rushui wanted him to send them off.

There were a few gangsters standing in front of the middle school of the first year of junior high school, and they didn't look like anything good at first glance.

Di Chu looked at it, and according to his nature, he didn't want to open his eyes.Di Chu, as a hardcore face control, wanted to ask them, is that what a fucking human should look like?

Fuck, ugliness.

One of the tall, thin men saw Wen Rushui and walked towards them.If it weren't for the low-quality gold necklace on his neck that was so eye-catching, Di Chu would have looked at him twice more for his crazy and domineering temperament.

Di Chu turned around and asked Wen Rushui: "Do you know each other?"

Wen Rushui shook his head: "I don't know."

"Haunting you?"

"Ah."

Di Chu understood, it was because the toad was crazy about eating swan meat.She didn't piss to take care of her own virtues, and only bullied the little girls in the school who didn't know much about the world.

It looks not only ugly, but also cheap.

"Hey, little girl, where did you find the little boy?"

As soon as the gangster opened his mouth, the veins on Di Chu's forehead twitched.

In Di Chu's world, there are three dead spots.

Don't talk about his mother, don't talk about his handsome face, don't talk about his ugly face.

Otherwise, Di Chu will definitely blow you up, without needing to light a fire, he can turn you into a firework.

In fact, I really don't blame others, Xu Lu always said: "My lord, my lord, if you don't look at your shoulder-length hair and that face, don't embarrass others, okay?"

not good.

I don't care if you are good or not, I am in a bad mood, I am in a bad mood, my culprits are blown up, and there will be no peace in this world.

Di Chu turned around, didn't say a word of nonsense, just raised his long legs and slapped him directly in the face.This move is very intimidating, and the opponent froze in place in fright, and the fight depends on who is ruthless.

Di Chu didn't stop, stretched out his hand to pull the other party's collar, and greeted him with a punch.

"Listen to me, first, I'm going to see you pestering her again, and ask for blessings."

Di Chu cleanly slapped the gangster on the right cheek.

"Second, don't be so ugly in the future."

With a slap, another slap hit the gangster's left cheek.

"Third..." Di Chugang raised his hand, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with an excuse.There was no movement for a while, and the person who was beaten was still a little unaccustomed, so he secretly opened a slit to look at Di Chu's ever-changing expression.

"Brother, are you still fighting?"

The gangster asked self-destructively.

"Ah." Di Chu came back to his senses, let go of the other party, and waved his hand, "Get rolling."

The irritability was not relieved by the fight, but worsened.I can't say where I was upset, I was angry, and I was beaten.But it is depressingly irritable.

Wen Rushui stood beside him blankly, she originally only wanted to have someone to accompany her to strengthen her courage.I didn't expect her cousin to be so violent, and his eyes turned red immediately: "Brother, they...what if they come to you again?"

"Then let him look for it. I've never been afraid of anyone."

Di Chu finally took out the cigarettes from his bag, and he was not afraid of big troubles if he made troubles.In the past, there were many fights in N City, although at the beginning they were tolerant at school, but later they beat people to the hospital.Besides, these few people don't seem to be popular.The real ruthless characters have always done it directly without talking.

After all, a dog that bites does not bark.

"But……"

"Go in, go to class!"

Di Chu interrupted her, didn't care about Wen Rushui, turned around and left.

Coincidentally, as soon as he walked to the gate of the high school, he saw Qi Ling sitting in front of the milk tea shop and whistled for him.

"Awesome, I didn't expect to be a sister-in-law?"

Di Chu held the cigarette in one hand and took off the rubber band with the other, his shoulder-length hair dangling in the air.The corners of his eyes twitched, with a special flavor: "Yes, but I don't take it to the toilet."

Qi Ling stared at him without saying a word.His eyes were so deep that he couldn't see what he was thinking.

Di Chu sneered twice, and walked towards the school staggeringly.When he walked to the school gate, he suddenly stopped in his tracks, seeing a strange school gate and a strange face.

not going.

Di Chu turned around and ran in the opposite direction.

What are you going to study, is your brain sick?idiot.

All the streets in the county look the same, and the widest one is only wide enough for two cars to run side by side.After the convenience store is a clothing store, after the clothing store is an Internet cafe, nothing new.

After walking for some time, Di Chu took out his mobile phone from his bag, and the information on it was about to explode.

But all from the same person.

Xu Lu.

Di Chu gritted his teeth, otherwise he was an iron gourd baby.

Xu Lu obviously had rabies.

—Grandpa, which goblin can compare to you?

— Fuck, why don't you text me back.

—My day, Chu, you must have been caught by a goblin, right?

—You fucking reply to the message! ! !Don't kill yourself, I can't come and bury you now!

Then dozens of emoticons swiped the screen.

childish.Di Chu pouted.

— Just sent my sister to school.

— Love Sister?

It seems that Xu Lu has been guarding the phone, and the speed of reply is quite touching, which made Di Chu feel the enthusiasm of humanitarianism in midsummer August.

—Go away, it’s really my sister, my cousin.My mother's sister's daughter.

— Oh, isn't it pretty?

— It’s okay.

Di Chu stopped, looked around, and his first reaction was, where is this?There are few buildings, the scenery is desolate, and it seems to have stepped out of the city.Fuck, this place is so small.

After a while Xu Lu called directly: "Chu, you didn't go to class?"

"What class are you attending?" Di Chu walked back according to his vague memory. Damn, this place is small and the road is hard to find.

Xu Lu suddenly raised his voice: "Chu! Don't be an asshole! Do you know that you are about to be in the third year of high school? Now you are in the tutoring stage. After the school officially starts in September, how much time do you have left?"

"Lu Zi," Di Chu finished smoking his third cigarette, stood by the side of the road, looked at the dilapidated small town, and asked, "How much time do I have in this life?"

"Damn, life is so long! You..."

"Yeah, life is so long, I still care about this year?"

Di Chu smiled and continued to look for the way back.

Xu Lu was silent for a long time, and suddenly asked, "What are you doing?"

"I'm measuring this piece of soil with my feet, and recording with my eyes..."

"Okay, Xueba, don't be sour, what the fuck! I'm about to lose control of my urine."

"Urinary incontinence is so easy, check it quickly."

Xu Lu yelled, "Fuck, what about morality?"

"In the urethra." Di Chu smiled, and finally saw a little familiar street, and then walked in which direction.

"My day!" Xu Lu was afraid, "It's said that your official account hasn't been updated for a long time. I went to the backstage yesterday to check it out. The little fans miss you very much and asked when you will update."

"Let's look again." When Di Chu touched the cigarette case, he found it was empty.When I looked up, I was at the entrance of the gymnasium.The words "County Gymnasium" are written on it.

Di Chu stood and looked at it for a while, and found that the building was okay.

"Chu?" Xu Lu called uncertainly on the other end of the phone.

"Well, oh. Let's update it in a few days. I don't have anything to write now. I'm still looking for a house. I'll talk about it when everything is settled."

Di Chu walked to the gymnasium. There was no guard at the door. He wanted to ask if there was a swimming pool.

"What are you renting a house for?"

Di Chu walked inside and heard the sound of water.

"It's a long story, so I'll make it short. I'm happy. Goodbye!"

"Hello?! What the hell?!" Before Xu Lu could finish expressing his shock and anger, Di Chu ruthlessly blocked him on the phone.

In the hot summer, I feel irritable, and nothing can decompress Di Chu more than swimming.

There are people guarding the entrance of the swimming pool, buying tickets, swimming trunks and goggles.

After buying something, Di Chu followed the instructions of the staff and walked inside.The environment is not bad, and the locker room is also very clean.Di Chu was in a better mood, and when he came out of the dressing room, he opened the curtain to see the blue swimming pool.

Di Chu stretched his waist, it was so fucking cool!According to his irritability, swimming in the pool is not a problem.

Don't care where he is, anyway, he also skipped class, gave up studies, and loved everything.So what about swimming.

While adjusting the swimming goggles, Di Chu buried himself in the deep water area.From the corner of the eye, he paid attention to his surroundings so as not to fall himself.And when he walked to the edge of the diving platform, two slender and powerful legs stood in front of him.

"Please let...I fuck your mother?!"

Di Chu looked up along the strong thighs, eight-pack abs, and seductive chest muscles. He thought that a person with such a perfect figure was worthy of forgiveness even if he stood in the way of the young master.

Until he saw Qi Ling's face with a rather awkward smile.

"Just fuck me, forget about my mom. She has my dad, so don't bother me." Qi Ling put on swimming goggles and sat on the diving platform.The legs are spread out, and the backhand is supported.

Fuck, the legs are really long.

Di Chu also put on his swimming goggles and walked to the diving platform next to him: "Succeed, you take off your pants here now. Tell me, Oppa, please take a ride. I will definitely make you want to die .”

Qi Ling watched him do the warm-up and stood on the diving platform.I followed suit and stood up: "Are you skipping class?"

"Are you blind?"

Qi Ling was overjoyed, this question is really stupid.He bent down, made preparations, and suddenly asked Di Chu: "Would you like to play a game?"

"Competition with what?" Di Chu sneered from the bottom of his heart, he had never lost in a competition.

Qi Ling lightly pulled the strap of the goggles on the back of his head, and there was a clear snap: "Mixed 400 meters. I won, give me your WeChat ID. You won, I'll let you fuck."

"Then wash and get ready." Di Chu turned his head.

The two looked at each other through their swimming goggles, and sparks flew everywhere.

"start!"

Di Chu gave an order, and the two jumped at the same time, like two dolphins leaping together and sinking into the blue pool.

Uncle Di is full of confidence, will I lose?joke!

Shuttle in the water waves, feel comfortable all over.From the coolness in the hair to the feeling on the nails, until he suddenly saw Qi Ling touch the wall with half of his body, he was stunned.

Hold?lost?Di Chu got up from the water, quite shocked.

"You won't play tricks, will you?" Qi Ling sat by the pool, laughing even more awkwardly.

Di Chu gritted his teeth: "No."

"Hey, it's fine if you don't. Let's go, the phone is in the locker room, right? Scan the QR code to go."

locker room.

After the two changed their clothes, Di Chu held up his phone with a dead face and waited for Qi Ling to scan the QR code.

"Hey, don't make such an expression, it's like you're waiting to be fucked by me." Qi Ling swiped his phone, and Di Chu's WeChat account appeared on the screen, "Holy shit?"

Di Chu didn't speak, but looked at him coldly.

Qi Ling suddenly raised his hand and raised a strand of Di Chu's wet long hair, and said condescendingly, "Do you know my name?"

"Myself, tease God."

After Qi Ling finished speaking, he touched Di Chu's chin.Turn around and leave the locker room.

And here, Di Chu, who lost both the game and the WeChat account, recalled the ambiguous action just now.

Eyes widened suddenly, I'll tease your mother, you bastard with premature kidney failure!

I was teased? !

The author has something to say:

The first round of teasing:

Qi Ling VS Di Chu 1:0

The two people who are on equal footing can only talk about each other.

What a boy.