Jiang Chen

On an unknown mountain in a certain place, there is an unknown Taoist temple.

In an unknown Taoist temple, there is an unknown Taoist priest with white hair and a childlike face.

Others only know that the Taoist priest is called He Zun, but his real name is unknown to others.It's like everyone in the world knows Gu Lao but doesn't know Gu Lao's real name.

The Taoist temple has always been deserted, but today it was turmoiled by one person.

"Old ghost! If you're not dead, squeak!" Old Gu kicked open the old door with the "unknown" plaque hanging on his greasy young face, and shouted angrily.

The Taoist who was pouring the tea stopped his hands and sighed: "Did you even come in and see if I am alive or dead?"

Mr. Gu sat down in front of him carelessly, and said, "Who told you to have a bad record of falling asleep while sitting?"

He Zun retorted angrily; "It's better than someone being hung upside down and still falling asleep!"

Old Gu muttered: "...Master hangs me for so long, everyone will be tired..."

Outside the door, there are two little Taoist boys holding brooms, looking at the flowing clouds in the distant sky together.

Ah, the weather is so nice today~

He Zun pushed a cup of tea in front of Gu Lao, took another cup and sipped slowly, with a childlike face and unspeakable natural movements.

Gu Lao glanced at the bitter tea with distaste, and skillfully reached out to dig into the desk in front of He Zun, and finally found a small jug; "I said that the wine hidden here last time should be returned. Yes. This clear tea is as delicious as wine."

For the first time, He Zun did not speak back, but maintained the demeanor of an immortal and sipped the tea in his hand, as if the bitter tea in his hand was the supreme nectar.

In the eyes of others, this kind of demeanor can only make people feel that He Zun is indeed worthy of being an old man who has practiced for many years, but he has experienced countless ups and downs with He Zun and is also the most dazzling bright star of that era. In Gu Lao's eyes, this kind of demeanor means that he has a guilty conscience.

Why is He Zun guilty?Gu Lao suddenly had a bad feeling.He shook the small flagon in his hand, and hesitantly heard the sound.

Judging by the sound and the weight in his hand, the wine in the jug should still be there.

He Zun saw the hesitation in Gu Lao's eyes looking over, but he looked down at the tea on the table, as if he wanted to see a flower there.

The bad premonition in Mr. Gu's heart was getting bigger and bigger. He opened the lid of the pot and took a sip, his expression suddenly changed.

The figure of the Crane Zun who was still on the side of the case suddenly disappeared, like the clouds in the sky, which was hard to find, but the next moment Gu Lao smashed through the wooden window of the unknown Taoist temple and rushed towards the Crane Zun, his speed was extremely fast and it was also hard to find his trace.

"Damn old ghost, you actually stole my wine!!!"

The two Xiaodao boys subconsciously covered their ears.

The whole mountain forest is echoing the words "dead ghost, dead old ghost"...

He Zun's voice came from a high place, with a hint of embarrassment: "Didn't I just drink a pot of wine from you..."

Gu Lao roared angrily: "Damn old ghost, do you know that this is the last jug of wine brewed by that excellent brewer?! It is a treasure among treasures!! I was not willing to take a sip at that time!! The point is, after you drank it, you actually added water to the wine in order not to change the weight!!!”

Two little Taoist boys sat dazedly on the threshold in front of the Taoist temple. Gu Lao's voice was too loud, and the anger contained in it was so strong that their eardrums were buzzing.

The two silhouettes like flowing clouds were erratic in the sky, running and chasing, occasionally staggered, and then quickly separated, but a small part of the remaining force of their fight made the forest under their feet tremble endlessly.

A moment later, the two silhouettes in the sky disappeared without a trace, and the wooden door of the Taoist temple shook. He Zun sat in front of the desk and straightened his messy clothes, complaining: "It's just a pot of wine, you are too hard Alright."

Old Gu sat across from him angrily, and threw the jug aside: "Damn old man, how dare you call me!!! I just pulled a weed from your place last time, and you chased and killed me for half a month! !!"

He Zun, who was still a little guilty at first, was furious when he heard the words, and slapped the teapot on the table shaking endlessly: "If you don't mention it, I'll forget it! Is that ordinary grass?! The last plant in the world that can live and die with flesh and bones" Crimson Ye Ye was almost killed by you! How dare you say that you are a miracle doctor?! Is there such a miracle doctor as you who do not cherish herbs?!"

"Have you the face to accuse me?! Haven't you ever spoiled precious herbs? Didn't the medicinal fruit tree cultivated by Master be killed by you as an ordinary pear tree?"

"Didn't you say that the fruit you ate was like a pear?!"

"You believe everything you say? I also said that you stole that big white goose again."

"That's a crane! Wait, steal it?"

……

Listening to the dissipated conversation in the Taoist temple, the two little Taoist boys who guarded the gate turned their heads to look at the white-feathered crane that was looking in.

The crane shrank its head, spread its wings and flew into the distance as if nothing had happened.

The two of them confirmed that He's mouth was covered with the remnants of the pastry that He Zun brought back a few days ago.

The conversation in the Taoist temple continues.

"My Xiaobai is so obedient, you lied to me again!"

"Hmph! Believe it or not, it's up to you!"

The two little Taoist boys looked at each other, then turned their heads tacitly to look at the distant clouds again.

Ah~ The weather is so nice today~ Did Xiaobai come just now?I didn't see it.

So we didn't know that Xiaobai ate it but kept it from Daoist, absolutely not!

Gu Lao in the temple threw away the jug mixed with water, and picked up the teacup with disgust: "Old ghost, give me your copper coin to calculate whether it is good or bad for us to go to my apprentice this time."

He Zun groped and groped on the desk a few times, and took out a few shiny copper coins, he tossed them and said, "Don't get angry if it's unlucky, or I won't count it."

Gu Lao put down his teacup heavily: "Shove back your troublesome old ghost heart! I'm not an unreasonable person like you!"

He Zun put one hand on the copper coin; "Who is unreasonable? If you don't promise not to do anything no matter what the result is, I won't count."

Gu Lao was not reconciled: "Okay, okay, I promise you, okay? Hurry up and do the math!"

He Zun snorted coldly, arranged the copper coins under his hands in order, then closed them in his hands and released them again. The copper coins spun around on the table a few times and fell down. circle.

He Zun glanced at it, his expression became strange, and he said in a low voice: "Did you do something you shouldn't have done before? Why is the result of this divination... so weird?"

Gu Lao looked at the copper coins in a circle. He didn't understand this kind of thing, so naturally he couldn't understand it.

He Zun approached him and whispered a few words, Gu Lao frowned, and after thinking for a moment, he suddenly realized: "There is such a thing."

He Zun patted his old friend on the shoulder with an expression of "willing to do it for himself" and said, "Do it yourself."

Gu Lao looked disbelieving: "How can I say that my seniority is higher, no matter how nonsense I am, I will make trouble..."

He Zun interrupted him: "Have you forgotten whose apprentice that kid is? Do you think he cares about seniority?"

Gu Lao was stunned for a moment, and retorted weakly: "How can you say that the younger generation will benefit."

He Zun let out a "hehe" without saying a word, watching his old friend get up like a trapped beast and turn around several times, and finally stomped his feet fiercely: "It doesn't matter so much, I just want to watch the excitement!"

The author has something to say:

Qingqiu, who disappeared for a long time, is back!

Well, it’s Qingqiu’s fault that it’s been so long [cover face]...Qingqiu will try to be as diligent as possible [continue to cover face]...

【small theater】

Gu Lao: He always benefits!In any case, water should be released!

He Zun [with no expression on his face]: Have you forgotten that there is a word called heavy·color·light·friend?