Suction Master [Crossover]

As Baili Guanxiao finished speaking, all the artists on the stage looked at Shen Yuan in unison, Bai Yiting's gaze was particularly intense.Shen Yuan was a little embarrassed, after all, there were girls in each group, but she was the only one who was refreshed and had lunch soon.So she waved to Baili Guanxiao and said, "Eat whatever you have, I will cook a lot of dishes, and I will ask for everyone's opinions later."

"Okay." Baili Guanxiao nodded slightly.

He noticed that Bai Yiting was too angry to put on that sweet look, and deliberately hid her anger by turning her back to the two of them.Huang Xin was obviously brought in by Canxing to serve the first sister, so he was so nervous that he pulled over Bailiguan Xiao and asked him for tips in a low voice.

Although this man's fortune is ordinary, his attitude is sincere, and with all the live cameras facing him, Baili Guanxiao is not easy to be cold-hearted, so he thought about it and said: "Counting is really just a personal consciousness. There is no trick. But in terms of direction, everyone should go as far north as possible. If you have a bad sense of direction, try to follow the begonias, because I found that most of the begonias on Baishuiling are distributed in a north-south direction.”

The eyes of several artists brightened before Mingqian, and they were so excited that Huang Xin quickly asked, "What does the Begonia look like?"

So Baili Guanxiao casually borrowed the paper and brushwork from the program group to show everyone. The program group was set in an ancient style, and there was no ballpoint pen for a while, only a brush.Artists were flipping ballpoint pens around, when Baili Guanxiao picked up the brush with a calm expression, swipe a few strokes on the rice paper smartly, and an ink-colored begonia tree appeared on the paper.

"This..." Shen Yuan stared at the painting in a daze for a long time, "Have you ever studied Chinese painting?"

Baili Guanxiao just smiled: "My teacher likes to use a brush very much, and taught me a little about writing and drawing."

"Guan Xiao, you are really good." The female artist in the other group couldn't help but praise, and then turned to Shen Yuan: "Yuan Yuan, you and Guan Xiao are simply amazing."

The male artist in the same group as her immediately glared and joked: "Huh, I'm still here." Then the two laughed together immediately.Baili Guanxiao laughed with everyone, turned around inadvertently, and just happened to see Bai Yiting gouging out Huang Xin's eyes in a place where no one was around.

Bai Yiting is also considered a variety show expert, so she naturally knows how to avoid the live camera.The viciousness and meanness in that look made Baili Guanxiao stunned for a moment, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.So he didn't bother to mingle with these artists anymore, he lowered his head and concentrated on watching the barrage.The barrage is now full of guesses about who the mysterious teacher in Baili Guanxiao is. He teaches ancient mythology and brush calligraphy. He is not like a normal subject teacher in the system at all.

A divine barrage floated across: "Before I became an emperor, I should have been the prince of the koi clan."

The barrage followed closely: "Don't run away in front, then this teacher is the prince Taifu, it makes sense."

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help laughing, thinking, these netizens with big brains have really touched the edge.Any more and they would have guessed the truth.

Ten minutes later, the games of the remaining three groups ended.The other winning group is two independent artists, and the girl named Jiang Wei is the one who just joked that the male artist in her group is not as good as Baili Guanxiao.

Jiang Wei has a bold personality, a bit like Shen Yuan.Baili Guanxiao was willing to have a few more words with her, so he turned his head and asked her what she likes to eat.The ingredients prepared by the program group are quite complete. Jiang Wei watched half of them, and talked about a hot and sour potato shreds, and a chili stir-fried pork.

These two dishes are very easy to make, just stir fry.Shen Yuan ordered two dishes in the same process, and she didn't want to cause trouble for everyone at all.

Baili Guanxiao counted what he wanted to eat here. According to the arrangement of the program group, he should have passed the menu directly to the other two groups to cook.However, it is impossible for artists to do this. With so many live cameras facing each other, how could anyone be really stupid enough to act like a dominator?The arrangement of the program group is nothing more than giving the artists a chance to show kindness and unity.

It was the first time for Baili Guanxiao to participate in a variety show, but he could still see through this cautiousness.So he walked over, skipped Bai Yiting, and said to another group of female artists: "We have four dishes now, and if we all eat together, there may be four more dishes. Think about it again, and then cook together."

The girl's name was Qiu Yu, she was very moved, thanked her several times, and then went to look for Bai Yiting with the menu.Bai Yiting had already adjusted her mood, and returned to her sweetness when facing the camera.She held the menu and looked at it for a long time, but when she opened her mouth, two dish names came out: "I want to eat braised fish and Kung Pao chicken."

Fish, take a long time to process.Kung Pao chicken not only takes a lot of time to peel peanuts and dice vegetables, but the process is also cumbersome.

Shen Yuan and the others who were chatting on the other side stopped and looked over here.

Isn't this clearly asking everyone to leave late?In the deep mountains and old forests, who doesn't want to start early before dark and travel more?

But at this time, Bai Yiting smiled coquettishly again, and said, "But I don't know how to cook these two dishes, can any of you know how to cook them? Otherwise, forget it, I just want to eat meat, I've been crawling for a day Mountain road."

Those Canxing sailors and some ignorant netizens immediately joked in the barrage: "Yeah, I caught peacocks all morning. I think Sister Ting's chest is deflated from hunger."

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while, everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, finally Shen Yuan broke the silence with a sigh, and said: "I can do it, let me do it."

Baili Guanxiao noticed that although the barrage in Bai Yiting's live broadcast room was normal.But in his live broadcast room, some people have already noticed that something is wrong. Some fans of Shen Yuan Tiezhong began to ask questions, questioning: "The punished group fried potato shreds, and the winning group cooked braised fish, excuseme?"

Baili Guanxiao gave Shen Yuan a look, and Shen Yuan immediately smiled openly at everyone and said, "Just to show you off, I liked to cook and eat by myself when I was very young, but it was prepared by the program group. They are all carp, I always feel a little sorry for Guan Xiao."

Everyone laughed together, and the aggressive momentum that had just started in the live broadcast room was also suppressed, but was swiped by "Sister Yuan Mighty".

Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan looked at each other, and both breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just to participate in variety shows, the purpose is to further enhance my image of being close to the people and attract more fans.If you get entangled in disputes and discussions, no matter whether you are a reasonable party or not, you will get into annoying topics, and the gains outweigh the losses.

It's impossible for Bai Yiting not to understand this truth, but she still said such subtle words and did such subtle things, it can be seen that she was really angry.

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but sneered in his heart, with such a heart, would Deng Zirui really want to praise her as Canxing's top spot?

Sooner or later it will be over.

It was already past five o'clock in the afternoon after eating, and there was a faint trend of darkness in the forest.All groups of artists set off immediately after saying goodbye one by one.This is a program with a competition mechanism. Artists in other groups know that Baili Guanxiao has a good sense of direction, but they are all embarrassed to follow him, but they each deviate slightly from the direction, or set off according to their original route .Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan counted the remaining food and water, and were about to set off when they turned their heads and saw Bai Yiting and Huang Xin following behind them.

Bai Yiting smiled sweetly: "Brother Guan Xiao, our sense of direction is too bad, we have been going around the mountain road, my feet are worn out, can I follow you?"

Shen Yuan's big eyes almost rolled out in front of millions of viewers, Baili Guanxiao hurriedly stepped forward to block the camera for her, then tried her best to smile and said, "Of course."

There is really no way to deal with this kind of person.

Baili Guanxiao felt extra disgusted in his heart, and he didn't talk much on the way.Just because of the interactive nature of the program, I still introduce the sources and growth characteristics of some rare animals and plants to you word by word.Shen Yuan remained silent, but Bai Yiting listened with gusto, and suddenly asked after a while: "Brother Guan Xiao, you really know a lot. Your girlfriend must be very happy to have you."

As soon as these words came out, Shen Yuan, who originally planned to pretend to be dead to survive this period of traveling together, couldn't bear to listen anymore.This is a live broadcast. Isn't it blatantly spreading rumors to ask an artist who claims to be single?

Sure enough, the barrage immediately filled with "My emperor has a girlfriend?", "No way! I'm still fantasizing about being a koi queen!"

Baili Guanxiao's tone suddenly turned cold, and he looked at Bai Yiting expressionlessly: "I don't have a girlfriend." After thinking about it, he added: "Actually, I haven't had a girlfriend since I was a child. Before debuting, I was unknown, and no one liked me.”

This was a self-explosive story, and the barrage immediately exploded into discussion, and the rhythm that Bai Yiting was trying to bring just now was completely gone.Shen Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, secretly thinking that Baili Guanxiao really had a frighteningly high EQ at the critical moment.

It's just that some sensitive die-hard fans have gradually concluded that something is wrong, but fans who can see Bai Yiting's manipulations can also see that Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan are doing their best to whitewash the peace, so they both chose not to start a war , but tactfully said in the barrage: "Guan Xiao and Sister Yuan, let's go by themselves, the four people in the camera are dizzy, and the viewing experience is too bad."

This barrage was also posted in Bai Yiting's live broadcast room, but Bai Yiting pretended not to see it.She was determined to hold her face until the end, and Baili Guanxiao really had nothing to do with her, so she turned her head and discussed with Shen Yuan which restaurants in Beijing were delicious, and the atmosphere of the barrage gradually improved.

At seven o'clock in the evening, before the sky completely darkened, a group of four arrived at the third station.Because Bai Yiting's feet hurt for a while, and when she found the cute little animals, she insisted on running over to "get close to nature", both groups lost a lot of time.When arriving at the third station, a group in front has already left the station.

There is no competition in this third post station, it is entirely to collect evening supplies.The crew prepared toilet water to repel mosquitoes for each group of artists, and Shen Yuan and Baili Guanxiao also had two extra sleeping bags.Bai Yiting's feet hurt from walking, so she asked Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan to take out their own when they went in to collect supplies.

Whoever is not a little princess is the only one who has too many things to do.

Shen Yuan felt annoyed, so she couldn't say anything, she just dragged Baili Guanxiao to the workbench.The decoration style of the third station is similar to that of an ancient escort agency, which is very interesting.Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but take a second look, and when he turned around, he saw Shen Yuan wow.

"what happened?"

He followed Shen Yuan's gaze, but saw that Xiaoer who was in charge of delivering supplies was wearing a black mask. Although his face could not be seen, he was slender, tall and elegant.Shen Yuan couldn't help joking: "The staff of the program group are completely online."

The little girl was not shy when she heard the popular actress making jokes, instead, she generously offered the supplies she had prepared.

The sleeping bag was heavy, so Baili Guanxiao picked it up naturally.When he took the sleeping bag, through the opening in the mask, he saw clearly the pair of eyes that he expected.

Yu Jinghao.

How did he come here to make soy sauce?

Baili Guanxiao was speechless, frowning at Yu Jinghao.Yu Jinghao also looked at him leisurely.Probably because of the voice changer installed, his voice sounded like another person: "Second guest officers, the supplies are heavy, please take them well."

"Thank you." Baili Guanxiao said speechlessly.Then he looked back at Yu Jinghao again before going out with Shen Yuan.

According to Baili Guanxiao, there are actually two hours before it gets dark, and the time when the program team closes the live broadcast room is also at nine o'clock in the evening.Even if you have to find a place in advance to prepare the bedding, you can still drive for another hour.Shen Yuan is fine, she hasn't been affected much, but Bai Yiting really can't walk anymore.It wasn't entirely an act, she rolled up her trousers, and the muscles on her calf were all stiff.

Baili Guanxiao knew at a glance that these stiff muscles would be enough for Bai Yiting tomorrow morning, let alone in the mountains, even at home, he needs a good massage and rest for two days before returning to normal.

Even though it was helpless, there was always a gentlemanly demeanor, so Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan discussed it. In fact, they had already traveled halfway, and it was definitely feasible to return to the hotel on time, so they planned to rest early today.

So the group of four walked for a short distance, Baili Guanxiao found a clean place, and then spread the sleeping bag for Shen Yuan, and was about to spread his own, when he turned his head, he saw Bai Yiting not far away, with her head down, lying on the bed. My own march was spread out on the ground, and it seemed that I planned to use the quilt as a bedding, and put on clothes to make do with it.

I have to say that the program group is really killing people.Since the live broadcast room is closed at night, will you die if you secretly distribute sleeping bags to the artists?

Baili Guanxiao hesitated a few times but couldn't bear it, finally sighed, walked over with his sleeping bag in his arms, and said, "You're a girl, use my sleeping bag."

Not far away, Shen Yuan, who was stuffing her own bear into her sleeping bag, couldn't help but look up, and the barrage exploded. Some people praised Baili Guanxiao as a gentleman who took care of others, but others said that Bai Yiting had a thick skin. All the way Jiao Didi does not make any contribution and still takes advantage.

Bai Yiting was really thick-skinned, so she accepted it after being coquettish.After quickly laying down the sleeping bag, she smiled and wanted to talk to Baili Guanxiao, but Baili Guanxiao still had a shadow of the thing about her leaning on her arm when they first met, so she quickly moved away, and then left with an excuse to talk to Huang Xin .

"Huang Xin, the ground is indeed too hard. You can fold our three marching quilts to make a mattress and cover it with your own quilt. Although it is still hard, there will be a lot of difference, and a certain height can also isolate some small reptiles. "

Huang Xin was stunned for a moment: "Four marching quilts, in fact, one quilt and one quilt for each of us is just right."

Baili Guanxiao shook his head: "A mattress is too thin, there will be bugs crawling on it, and mosquito repellent water is not effective for all bugs."

"how about you?"

Baili Guan Xiao paused, and said in a low voice, "I'm going to sleep on a tree."

He said it as if nothing had happened, but everyone didn't listen as if nothing had happened.Baili Guanxiao turned his head and found that the three artists, together with the four elder brothers holding the cameras, were all looking at him in bewilderment.

"Uh..." Baili Guanxiao licked his lower lip, and said carefully: "My teacher used to take me on an outing and taught me how to climb trees. These are thousands of years old trees with thick branches. Load bearing is absolutely no problem.”

As he said, he walked directly to a huge red nan not far away, bent over and tightened his shoelaces, climbed up the protrusion of the tree trunk with his bare hands, and then jumped up the tree vigorously in two or three strokes. and leaned down on a branch of a tree.

The night was very dark, and he couldn't see his specific movements clearly. I could only see a certain artist lying on a branch like a vigorous cat after a few squats.The night wind was a bit strong, Baili Guanxiao unzipped his coat, the wind blew his coat slightly, looking from the side, the man was wearing a modern black training uniform, with short hair, but he lived in the same wood as in the fairy tale movie There is no difference between the peerless knights in the world, unrestrained and silent, reclusive and independent.

When Baili Guanxiao announced that he was going to climb a tree, the barrage was all about "Yaoshou, Han Zigao is going to climb a tree!", "Bai Yueguang Shen Ziting in my heart actually wants to climb a tree", but at this moment, the entire barrage area There was ten seconds of silence.

Neither the artists and staff present nor the audience on the other side of the screen seemed to know how to express their feelings.After a while, Baili Guanxiao's official fan support group began to take the lead in brushing up the slogan "Love Guan Xiao for a lifetime", and then the fans followed up together. Everyone appreciated the face and changed the font color to koi red. The entire screen was full of orange-red bullet screens, as well as row after row of koi swimming by local tyrants. The live broadcast room was peaceful and full of auspiciousness.

Baili Guan Xiao Wuxin went to watch the barrage.This is his first time participating in a variety show. In order to integrate into the characteristics of variety shows, he forced himself to speak for a day, and he was really tired at the moment.This ancient tree has a spirit of at least 5000 years, and it is very nourishing. He needs to take a good breath.

Baili Guanxiao had already closed his eyelids with his hands on his pillow, but suddenly he heard Bai Yiting still pestering Shen Yuan to talk.

Bai Yiting said in a low voice: "Sister Yuan, I was wrong about what happened before, and I didn't follow you on purpose, I just wanted to find a chance to reconcile with you. Now in front of all the audience in the live broadcast room, I apologize to you. The thing about the drama is that I have a small belly, talking nonsense on Weibo, don't be as knowledgeable as me."

Shen Yuan was stunned for a moment, she never expected that Bai Yiting would lower her posture in front of millions of fans.On second thought, it was probably Canxing's tailor-made whitewashing routine for her.At this time, she doesn't like bad people or good deeds, so she just whispered: "It's the past, don't mention it."

Bai Yiting smiled and said, "I knew Sister Yuan must be magnanimous. Drink some water and go to bed early. It's always better to have a sleeping bag."

Shen Yuan hummed, and pulled out Baili Guanxiao's big kettle from the luggage, but when she unscrewed the lid, she found that it was empty.

Today, they turned the mountain road all day, and before they knew it, they had already drank all the water.Tomorrow, I can find a nearby clean water source to replenish, but now I can only be thirsty.

I didn't feel it at first, but when I wanted to drink water and found that there was no water, I felt a little flustered all of a sudden.Shen Yuan sighed, and was about to go back to sleep in her sleeping bag, when Bai Yiting gave her a hand and said, "I still have some water here, let me drink it for you."

"No, you don't have much left."

"It's okay, I will ask Brother Guan Xiao to take me and Huang Xin to find the water source tomorrow, and this little water will be our thanks." Bai Yiting stuffed the water glass into Shen Yuan's hand and said sincerely: "Sister Yuan, if you If you dislike me, you don't have to be right, I don't mind."

Having said all this, Shen Yuan was also a little embarrassed, so she said "I have nothing to dislike", and was about to raise her head to drink water, but just as she raised the water glass, Baili Guanxiao didn't know when. He got down from the tree and held her wrist with one hand—"Wait a minute."

Baili Guanxiao gripped it so hard that it even hurt Shen Yuan slightly.However, Shen Yuan did not show any abnormalities, and looked at Baili Guanxiao calmly: "What's wrong?"

Baili Guanxiao's nose twitched imperceptibly, a strange yet familiar smell was in the water.Ordinary people would not notice it at all, but he, who has been familiar with Baicao since childhood, knows it well.

The relationship between Shen Yuan and Bai Yiting is too delicate, all the audience are watching, if he pretends to knock over the cup by accident, it will be too obvious, and it will be even more ridiculous.

But there was absolutely no way he would let Shen Yuan drink this water.

Although he has transmigrated into a mortal body, he still thinks he is somewhat different from ordinary people.Baili Guanxiao weighed it in silence for a long time, finally sighed, and said with a smile: "Give me a bite, I'm already so thirsty that I'm dying."

"Oh." Shen Yuan nodded, and naturally handed the stainless steel kettle in her hand to Baili Guanxiao.Baili Guanxiao leaned over and took a few sips, then handed it to Shen Yuan, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Sister Yuan."

Shen Yuan joked with him, raised her head to drink water, but found that there was no water in the kettle.

However, in a blink of an eye, Shen Yuan suddenly understood something in her heart. She looked as usual and behaved as usual. She pretended to drink a few sips of water, then put down the water bottle and handed it back to Bai Yiting, licking her lips and saying, "Thank you Yiting."

"You're welcome." Bai Yiting smiled coquettishly, but looked at Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan with deep meaning.

Seeing that the staff was about to turn off the phones, after everyone said good night to the fans, the live broadcast room closed, and the microphone pinned to the neckline was also taken away by the staff, so the artists could sleep in peace.

Bai Yiting turned her head to Baili Guan Xiao and smiled lightly: "Brother Guan Xiao, I want to watch you climb the tree. You are so sensitive, I didn't see clearly just now."

Baili Guanxiao stared at her for a few seconds, then laughed lowly, and said: "Forget it, this tree was not chosen well just now, the tree heart is empty, and it always feels weak, so I will look inside again. You sleep Yours, I will come to you tomorrow morning."

"Okay, then be careful yourself."

Shen Yuan was very surprised, and asked, "Going? I'm with you?"

"No." Baili Guanxiao resolutely refused, and whispered: "I can't see you from the tree, you are still safe with everyone." He said, took a deep look at Shen Yuan, and said: "Stay with Yi Ting more, the two girls have someone to take care of them."

The author has something to say: "President's Off-Site Theater"

Yu Jinghao: My soy sauce career is coming to an end, and the president ahead of me, Gao Neng, warned me.