Suction Master [Crossover]

Baishuiling Primitive Forest Reserve is like a green sea of ​​ancient forests, the wind shuttles through the forests, and the sound of forest sea waves roars or murmurs.In its hinterland, towering ancient trees cover the sky and block out the sun.

A certain program group that had no conscience actually left a carload of artists at the foot of the mountain, and then the entire working group was silenced, and even the photographers who followed the filming rarely responded to the problems of the stars.

After entering the forest, Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan were not in a hurry to grab the progress, but walked behind another group on the right.Shen Yuan watched the real-time barrage next to the cameraman, and the fans were already extremely excited. It seemed that the more the artist was abused, the more excited they were.

"Your carp group seems to be guessing our next move." Shen Yuan waved to Baili Guanxiao and said.Baili Guanxiao walked over and took a look at the barrage, feeling a little helpless: "They gave themselves strange names."

Why is the carp group not called an aquarium?

The biggest advantage of live variety shows is real-time interaction.Sure enough, within a few seconds, the interaction between fans and Baili Guanxiao immediately appeared on the bullet screen——

"I look over here!"

"My lord, where do we go next?"

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but twitched his lips, smiled at the live camera, and said, "Go to patrol the mountains."

Suddenly, "23333" and "The king is going to patrol the mountains in person" appeared on the barrage.

After Baili Guanxiao interacted with the fans for a while, he turned around and continued walking. Shen Yuan pulled him and said, "You're pretty good at coaxing fans."

Baili Guanxiao looked serious: "They are all my subjects."

Shen Yuan couldn't help but let out a burst of laughter, thinking that this person is really a second-year middle schooler, so he is justifiably confident.

It took a while for the two of them to talk and watch the barrage, and the other three groups had disappeared without a trace in the forest.Although the vast majority of artists pay more attention to the interaction with the audience when they participate in variety shows, "The Great Explorer" has a unique style of painting. From staying in the hotel yesterday to now, all the artists have been severely brainwashed, and they just want to go out safely and alive. On the contrary, I don't care so much about being an artist.

Shen Yuan glanced at the unhurried Baili Guanxiao, and sighed, "I see that Bai Yiting's group's personal belongings include a flashlight and a compass, and the compass is quite useful. Even the signage in this forest is covered by the program group." Stop, we won't keep going in circles, will we?"

Bailiguan Xiao Wenyan looked back at Shen Yuan suspiciously, and said in a puzzled tone, "It's better to bring your bear with you than a compass, at least you can sleep at night."

"Then how to find the direction?"

Baili Guan Xiao paused, pointed to the sky and said, "Our hotel is on the north side, and the program team placed us on the south side of the mountain. We just need to go straight north."

"How do you know that's north?" Shen Yuan was stunned. She had a good sense of direction since she was a child, but in this big forest, she had been fooled for a long time. She didn't believe that Baili Guanxiao could find it without any basis. north.

Baili Guanxiao said in a low voice: "The Big Dipper is over there. Although it is daytime, I can feel it."

Shen Yuan: "..."

She had long heard that a certain artist had written "Hobby—Stargazing" on his resume when he joined the company, and it turned out that the rumors in the market were true, that a certain artist really had such an obscure hobby.

Shen Yuan really didn't believe it, she turned her head and smiled coquettishly at the photographer brother: "Brother photographer, are we heading north?"

Another photographer hastily cut the camera to capture the reaction of the accosted photographer. In the barrage, the fans were all overwhelmed, but the photographer blushed and scratched his head, saying, "What I tell you will money was deducted."

The bullet screen was filled with 2333, and Shen Yuan laughed angrily, so she had no choice but to continue to follow Baili Guanxiao.

However, I don't know if Baili Guanxiao is really reliable, or if a blind cat ran into a dead mouse. After the two walked for a while, they suddenly saw a small stream, and beside that stream stood a station arranged by the program crew.

"1" was written on the small flag of the post station, which proved that the two of them had indeed found the right place.

Shen Yuan cheered, trotted over, and asked the staff, "Is there anyone else before us?"

This time the staff is much more friendly: "No, you are the first group here, you can see the mission content first, and you can get supplies."

Baili Guanxiao carefully opened the golden envelope, and the rules of the game were written on the card inside:

【Task 1】Looking for the Peacock Pheasant

Please search for as many crested peacock pheasants as possible within 2 hours, the team with the largest number will get two single sleeping bags tonight!

"Crown peacock pheasant?" Shen Yuan looked at the staff in confusion: "Do you have any pictures?"

The staff smiled and shook their heads: "You have to guess by yourself, if you guess wrong, you will subtract 1 from the total you finally found."

"Can you still play like this?" Shen Yuan was taken aback, and was about to continue to implement the strategy of being coquettish and cute, but Baili Guanxiao suddenly tugged on her sleeve and said, "I know the peacock pheasant."

"Really?" Shen Yuan looked at Baili Guanxiao in disbelief.

Baili Guanxiao nodded calmly, and said: "Before I came here, I checked the common birds and animals in Baishui Ridge. I have encountered these animals when I was young."

Shen Yuan became more and more curious: "What did you do when you were young?"

Baili Guanxiao thought about it seriously: "Other children like to go to the supermarket, but I like to go to the big forest."

Shen Yuan cast a half-believing glance at Baili Guanxiao when she heard the words, since the live video recorder was still nearby, it was hard to ask too much about his privacy.

The staff then took out a carton box and drew lots for the two of them. It is said that the carton box contains small notes with supplies, and whichever one is drawn, you can get which kind of supplies.All the supplies provided by the post station are a single quantity, and if you take it away, there will be no more, so for the first person to arrive, it is indeed luckier than other groups.

Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan studied the list of supplies. The best supplies were beef jerky and iced carbonated drinks, and the worst were two steamed buns.There are 4 kinds of supplies, and the probability of getting the best one is [-]/[-].

"I want Sprite!" Shen Yuan closed her eyes and muttered, then stretched out her hand to the cardboard box.It was very stuffy in the cardboard box, she grabbed a piece of paper and was about to pull it out when Baili Guanxiao whispered beside her: "Change to another one."

Shen Yuan looked confused, but by accident, she listened to Baili Guanxiao's words, put down the note, and grabbed another one next to it.

Baili Guanxiao closed his eyes, shook his head, and said, "Change another one."

Shen Yuan had no choice but to give up and catch another one.This time, Baili Guanxiao didn't speak, so she pulled the note out of the cardboard box and unfolded it - the camera leaned over to take a close-up, and there was a line of brush characters on it: "first-class supplies".

"Congratulations to both of you for winning our first-class supplies!" The staff smiled and lifted the cloth on the tray, and handed two packs of beef jerky and two cans of ice sprite to Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan.Shen Yuan was completely numb, she didn't come back to her senses until she left the station and walked a short mountain road, she asked Baili Guan Xiao, "Oh my God! How did you know you asked me to let go twice?"

The microphone was pinned to his collar, Bailiguan Xiao knew that his whisper just now would not escape the audience before the live broadcast, so he kept his face expressionless, took a sip of soda, and said, "It's just a hunch, maybe it's luck."

Shen Yuan's eyes widened: "You are really a koi."

"Maybe." Baili Guanxiao couldn't help laughing, and said, "Hurry up and drink the soda and we're going to go find peacock pheasants, otherwise, you'll really have to sleep on the ground under the marching quilt at night." .”

"Oh." Shen Yuan stuck out her tongue, raised her head and muttered, probably because she was really thirsty, she actually drank up a can of Sprite in just a few gulps.

After the reorganization was completed, the two continued to set off.

Shen Yuan found that Baili Guanxiao seemed to have a sense of direction since he entered the forest, as if he had returned home.After receiving the task of finding the peacock pheasant, he decisively turned his direction aside. Shen Yuan already believed him, but she was still confused.

As if he could see through her confusion, Baili Guanxiao explained to her and to the live broadcast camera: "Crown peacock pheasants are actually very spiritual animals. According to ancient myths, their ancestors are ancient sparrow foxes. family, and the star belongs to the Xinyue fox in the Eastern Qisu. If this forest does not deliberately enclose the phoenix-crested peacock pheasants in a certain area, they should be distributed more in the east."

As if it had come true, as soon as Baili Guanxiao finished speaking, he suddenly heard a voice from the jungle in the distance. He ran forward in two steps, pushed aside the bushes, and saw a peacock lazily grooming not far away.The peacock is bright blue all over, and the crown on its head is like a lupine.Shen Yuan looked back at the camera brother in disbelief, and she saw him nodding and said: "Congratulations, you found the right one. This is the first peacock pheasant you found, and it is also one of the rare animals in Baishuiling."

"I'll go, isn't it..." Shen Yuan was completely dazed, looking at the proud bird in the distance, and then lowered her head to look at the barrage—"The Great Explorer" adopts the form of multiple live broadcast rooms, but in each live broadcast room The following will show the number of people in all the live room rankings.Now Shen Yuan and Baili Guanxiao's live broadcast room has as many as one million people online, leaving the other groups far behind.At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room has been covered by "Fuck" and "666".

Shen Yuan was stunned for a while, then said in a daze: "Everyone asks how you know this?"

Baili Guanxiao hesitated for a moment, and replied: "My teacher taught it in class when I was young."

He is not lying, these are the most basic knowledge, and they are all recorded in the classic book "Stars of All Things".That ancient book was indeed given to him by his husband, and he had memorized it by heart when he was very young.

However, there were screams in the barrage——

"Oh my god, what primary school did you go to, my lord?"

"Could it be that I went to a fake school?"

"What class do you dare to ask? Do you teach dancing masters?"

"If I had this class when I was studying, I wouldn't have to move bricks on the construction site now."

Baili Guanxiao was speechless after reading a few bullet screens, thinking, this is very useful knowledge, okay?If you mortals come to this big forest and still look for phoenix-crested peacock pheasants, it would be better not to hit the clouded leopard hunting area directly.

The slander is the slander, a certain evil artist licked his lips shyly at the camera, and said innocently: "It's because I have too many interests, and I have a lot of memorized things."

The innocent eyes successfully earned another wave of popularity for the live broadcast room, and a certain local tyrant directly started to collect gifts.The official has specially cooperated with the live broadcast platform for this variety show, and there are many representative artists in the gifts.For example, Shen Yuan’s gift is an eagle-shaped kite, Baili Guanxiao’s is a red koi, Bai Yiting is a two-dimensional little loli, and so on.The initial value of these gifts is 1 yuan, and the more people use them, the more expensive the gift will be.

That local tyrant raised his hand to see 9999 red koi. Baili Guanxiao watched the rows of red koi swimming past the screen, and felt a little embarrassed. It's just luck, don't take it seriously."

——It’s not serious, but it’s hard not to take it seriously.

In the next two hours, Baili Guanxiao seemed to have an antenna on his head, and a few steps up was a peacock pheasant, and he never let go.Even later, the big cameraman who was in charge of counting couldn't remember whether the phoenix pheasant had been counted, and it was Baili Guanxiao who patiently explained it to him.

The melon-eaters who huddled under the covers and watched the live broadcast on weekend mornings have already knelt down to Ouhuang. There are more and more people in the live broadcast room of Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan. Everyone wants to watch it. When will the Lord find a mistake?

However, to everyone's disappointment, a certain Ouhuang is simply a bug of the program group, and he has not gone a wrong way.At the end of two hours, Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan's group ended the battle with a score of 44. Although the other groups have not reached two hours, the outcome is already obvious.

Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan sat on the big rock by the creek to rest for a while, and borrowed the mobile phone of the camera brother to watch it in other live broadcast rooms.When Bai Yiting rubbed his nose to find the peacock, Baili Guanxiao burst out laughing, and said softly, "It's so miserable."

It's really miserable. A girl who took the sweet route is now forced to go over mountains and mountains to catch peacocks.Although Huang Xin is powerful, his actions are not quick enough, and he may not like small animals by nature. Often, the peacocks are already scared away before people get close, so Bai Yiting can only take on the heavy responsibility.

After a while, the results of other groups came out one after another. The Baili Guanxiao group was indeed the first, and No.2 was the Bai Yiting group, only twelve were found.

There is simply no comparison.

Baili Guanxiao returned to his live broadcast room to interact with netizens, only to see some gods commenting——

"I've been watching it in Ouhuang's room for a long time. If I hadn't looked at other people's current situation, I would have thought it was a simple game."

"My emperor doesn't seem to be playing a game with everyone, smile."

"Those female artists who catch peacocks all over the mountains should be envious of Shen Yuan and cry."

"The fact that the program team invited the koi is to add another psychological torture to other artists, right?"

Baili Guanxiao sighed lightly, and said: "Actually, I am also very worried. If I don't suffer from those crimes, I will save a lot of fans' distress."

Shen Yuan on one side of the screen and countless netizens on the other side of the screen rolled their eyes in unison.

I got the sleeping bag, and I don’t need to carry it by myself. It is said that the program team will send someone to deliver it at night.Baili Guanxiao was satisfied.The two continued to drive north according to Baili Guanxiao's sense of direction. The mountain road was difficult, but Baili Guanxiao seemed to be very familiar with every plant in the forest and small animals passing by. Shen Yuan's explanation made Shen Yuan, who has always been delicate, not feel so tired when walking.

The barrage room was peaceful, and the barrage was basically full of speeches such as "posture", "wow, this tree has a history".Compared with other barrage rooms where most of the artists complain about their low IQ and coquettishness, Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan's place is simply a breath of fresh air.

Baili Guan Xiao Xin walked in this virgin forest, he really enjoyed it.Since he traveled to this world, he spent most of his time in the apartment and the film crew. Living in the city, life is convenient, but he lacks a lot of natural aura.He almost forgot how cool it was to suck in the natural aura. The natural features of Baishui Ridge were preserved quite intact, and with the aura gathering, he could feel more radiant every minute and every second.

Of course, it is directly reflected in the show, that is, he looks more and more energetic as he walks in the camera, and his voice introducing animals and plants is also more gentle and pleasant.With millions of views, there is hardly a single troll in the barrage. All the fans are feeling emotional. Lying on the bed and listening to Koi's cold knowledge, don't be too happy, it's like going on a trip by yourself.

……

When the sun was at its strongest, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon at Baili Guanxiao. According to the information checked in advance, he and Shen Yuan had already walked at least a quarter of the distance.The two walked around a clouded leopard area that was artificially enclosed, and saw the second station.

The activities at the second post station can only be carried out when all four groups are present, and the outcome will directly affect the lunch specifications, so Baili Guanxiao had to sit and chat with Shen Yuan at the post station.Fortunately, they didn't have to wait too long this time. After about half an hour, the other three groups arrived here one after another.

Along the way, Shen Yuan was led by Baili Guanxiao to the shady places and by the stream, she didn't get much heat, and she looked good.The other female artists were not so lucky, as if they were fished out of the water one by one, their faces were flushed from the sun, and their foreheads were wet with sweat. It looks good, but the dust rubbed on the arms also makes people jump.

Baili Guanxiao didn't need to look at the barrage to know that there must be a smiley and crying expression screen by screen.No way, this kind of game of examining the sense of direction and knowledge of the jungle is just a small game for him, but it is as difficult as the heavens for the artists who have lived in the city for a long time.

So a certain koi, who was afraid of attracting hatred, dragged Shen Yuan and retreated to the outermost layer of the crowd, trying to minimize the sense of presence, for fear of disturbing the sweaty brothers and sisters around him with his clean clothes.

The second round is called "hunting guts."When the assistant director read out the rules with a smile, not only the live broadcast room was boiling, but all the artists present - except Baili Guanxiao - all stared wide-eyed.

"During the two hours when you were looking for peacock pheasants, each group encountered a variety of wild small animals. Our program team made records for everyone, and made cards for each group of small animal species encountered Here you go. You should use your hunter's intuition and sort the names of the small animals according to the number of encounters in your impression. After the game, the two groups with the least number of failed attempts will be eligible for lunch, while the other two groups will not only have no lunch , but also responsible for cooking."

——Those artists who didn’t have enough to eat at the last station rolled their eyes in anger, and gloated in the barrage, “Aren’t I starting a war by going here! The program group is vicious enough, I like it.”

Shen Yuan looked up at Baili Guanxiao worriedly, bit her lip after a while, and said, "I remember we saw a lot of bobcats along the way...it's okay, don't feel pressured, cooking is pretty good, I will Cook……"

Before Shen Yuan finished speaking, Baili Guanxiao interrupted her with a smile, and said, "That's not a lynx, that's a Hainan civet. It's a rare animal, but it's not the one we encounter most. The largest one should be the great tit, there should be hundreds of them, the big civet probably encountered a dozen of them, and there are pangolins, sambars, and red deer that are more than it.”

As Baili Guanxiao spoke, Shen Yuan's eyes widened. In fact, when Baili Guanxiao said the word "big tit", Shen Yuan was completely lost in those strange names. She couldn't hear what Baili Guanxiao was saying for a long time, and could only see those beautiful lips opening and closing, as if she was speaking Sanskrit that she didn't understand.

Netizens were dumbfounded again——

"What the hell is he talking about?"

"Is this man a walking encyclopedia of flora and fauna?"

"Oh my god, my carp spirit has been nagging all the way, but it didn't delay counting?"

"Really or not, just pretend to be coercive."

However, it's really not an all-encompassing outfit. The small cards sent to him by the director team were spread out on the table, and they actually included and only included the animals he just mentioned.Without hesitation, someone lined up the cards in the order he remembered, and then called the staff to come over and count.

The result was unexpected and expected, all right.

Under the stares of all the entertainers who were either devastated, shocked or envious, a certain descendant of the protoss nodded slightly to Shen Yuan, and said with a smile, "What do you like to eat? We will help everyone cook together."

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