[Comprehensive] Pass me the fire

I frowned slightly, and felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't detect it at all - the person in front of me was indeed Fujii, the appearance, figure and even smell were exactly the same.Even if the face and body can be disguised, the smell cannot be concealed.

Perhaps it was because the look I cast was half probing and half indifferent, Fujii blinked, and the weird expression on his face gradually faded away.She opened her mouth and was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by Odasaku.

Oda Saku came over to look curiously, and asked, "Are you friends?"

I said briefly: "Student."

Fujii looked at me, and then at Sakunosuke Oda who was standing next to me. Although she kept the smile on her face unchanged, the subtle eyes and slightly stiff facial muscles made the expression on her face look different. Kind of creepy - like wearing a smiling mask.Fujii asked aloud, "Why did Xiaoqin stay with Oda-sensei? Did they meet by chance, or because they were very close?"

Before he could speak, Fujii continued on his own: "That's great, I also want to have such a good relationship with Xiaoqin..."

I feel even weirder.

To be honest, Fujii and I are not very familiar, at best we can only be regarded as nodding acquaintances, the friendship only stops when the other party asks me to do her duty for her a few times, and I agree, the words I have said can be counted on both hands come over.Therefore, I don't quite understand where the other party's inexplicable enthusiasm comes from.

I was a little surprised: "Why?"

Fujii held his face, stared straight at me, and said lightly, "Because I want to be friends with Xiaoqin!"

friend?I don't understand even more: "Why is this?"

"Because today's Xiaoqin is so handsome!" Fujii seemed to recall some fascinating scene, her white and soft cheeks were slightly flushed, and her eyes were shining like diamonds, radiant and beautiful It is too dazzling to dare to look at.

Fujii said fascinatedly: "Obviously without [personality], but still so strong, that Saito-kun shed a lot of blood! I really can't stand it anymore, I want to be friends with such a Xiaoqin, I want to be with you The relationship has become better, and I don't want to stand so far away to pay attention to you like before... But even so, I, I'm still a little shy..."

Speaking of this, she pursed her pink lips, lowered her head a little embarrassedly, and drew circles on the ground with one toe hesitantly, as if she was really as shy as she said.

I slowly thought about what she said, and after a while, I nodded without changing my expression, expressing my understanding, and said, "Okay. It's just, my friend... What exactly are you going to do?"

Fujii blinked her eyes. After listening to my words, she instantly showed an expression of being overwhelmed by some sweet words and feeling extremely happy—how should I put it, like a cat lover who cannot keep a cat because her parents asked her to have to stare at me. Looking at the screen of the mobile phone like a cloud sucking a cat, this is probably the way Fujii looks at me at this moment.

Then, as Fujii wanted, I exchanged email addresses with her.By the way, I clicked on the contact column of the mobile mailbox and took a look. There was only the newly added "Fujii-san" contact, which seemed extremely empty.

I couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Although I don't use mobile devices often, and I don't like to contact people through the Internet, but it's a little bit that there are so few contacts... Ah, I suddenly remembered what Ango-senpai said, could it be that I am really unpopular? ?

After getting my contact information, Fujii carefully hid the phone in his pocket, and then hurried away.

I watched her leave, then retracted my gaze, and turned my attention to Oda Sakunosuke in front of me, then handed the slightly lit phone screen to the latter, and stared at him expressionlessly.

Odasaku: "?"

I signaled him implicitly: "Mobile email."

"Mobile email? Well, wait a minute," Odasaku quickly took out an old-fashioned mobile phone from his pocket, and exchanged email addresses with me. He looked at the phone screen and asked me, "but Why do you suddenly think of this?"

I replied in a very natural tone: "Isn't the first step in becoming friends is to exchange email addresses?"

Hearing this, Odasaku paused his moving fingers, and his fingertips stopped on the keys of the phone.He seemed not expecting me to say that, he looked at me with strange eyes for a while, and narrowed his eyes slightly when he saw that I was a little unhappy, Odasaku had no choice but to say: "Sorry, I just didn't expect You say things like that. Honestly, it doesn’t feel like you’re the type to care about things like that.”

"I don't really care." I nodded in agreement.

But then, I tilted my head slightly, and my eyes dropped as well, as if I was looking at something, or not seeing anything, and a thoughtful look appeared on my face.I slowly considered the appropriate words and said, "However, when you encounter something that you don't quite understand, it's only natural to want to figure it out... probably."

Oda Saku looked at me. Usually he always looked at me with the eyes of an elderly person looking at a child with a poor brain. He was obviously not very old, but this time it was different.The sight he looked at me was peaceful and quiet, like staring at the only traveler parked on the shore from a calm sea.

Odasaku lowered his head and began to move his fingers again.His fingertips nimbly and quickly moved up and down on the keys of the old mobile phone, but after a while, a notification sound came from my mobile phone.

It was an unread email that was sent to me by Odasaku.

I opened it and found a string of unfamiliar addresses written in the letter.I turned my slightly questioning gaze to Odasaku, and the other party showed a natural and casual attitude, and explained: "This is my favorite curry shop. If you are interested, I can take you there."

He paused, and continued: "The second step of becoming friends should be this, go to eat together or something."

I held the phone in my hand, blinked, and it took a long time to react.

"Okay," I nodded, and at the same time said tactfully, "but I won't pay myself."

Odasaku: "...I understand."

[to Xiaoqin:

Today, a little bird suddenly flew into the classroom. It seems that its wings were injured, and it couldn't fly no matter what.As for me, I like some small animals the most!I have raised many birds, rabbits, kittens and puppies at home before, and I like to stay with them, but ah, when I came to my senses, they were all dead.This little bird is too cute!So I bandaged its wounds and secretly brought it home, hoping it would live longer this time.I really want to show Xiaoqin too! 】

[to Xiaoqin:

The little bird died the next day.why?I obviously took care of it very hard, and the dead body of the little bird was accidentally seen by my mother.Mom hates me touching small animals the most, so it's the same as before.My mother also scolded me this time, and kept saying "Why do you always behave like this"... It seems that I am not good.But am I doing nothing wrong?I don't have it?Because I love that little bird so much, I want to save it and stay with it!What do you say? 】

[to Xiaoqin:

So happy! !Sure enough, you can understand me!I'm so happy!What to do, I feel very, very, very happy now!I really want to see you soon, this feeling is unbearable!This is the first time I feel this way...but it's justified, because there is nothing cuter than Xiaoqin in this world!I love cute things the most!So I like you the most~]

[to Xiaoqin:

...It's been more than five hours since I replied to my email, and they usually reply me very quickly.Could it be... are you scared by me?I'm sorry, but I really like you the most!Come back to me quickly! 】

[to Xiaoqin:

I won't sleep until you get back to me soon!I can only fall asleep if I see Xiaoqin’s email...]

"——How long are you going to play with your mobile phone!!" Ango Sakaguchi, who worked overtime for more than ten days in a row until his eyes were swollen and black, and his eyes were bloodshot, was processing documents non-stop, while yelling at me, "Hurry up! I'm working!!"

I looked at the screen of my phone, typed and replied to the email skillfully, and said without raising my head, "Mmm, right away."

Ango Sakaguchi showed an expression that he didn't know whether he wanted to vomit or vomit blood first: "You have said this sentence 27 times, can't you change it to perfunctory me?!"

I raised my eyes, looked in the direction of Senior Anwu with some dissatisfaction, and criticized in a tactful tone: "Please stop in moderation, Senior Anwu, what else do you want?"

"I should have said this to you, right?!" Ango Sakaguchi couldn't bear to complain.

Ever since Mori Ogai blew up the school director and his office, I have been suspended for two months.The newly appointed school chairman is said to be a retiree from the port mafia—in other words, how did such a person with a file full of stains become the school chairman? The police in Yokohama are useless, which is beyond my imagination. Tax money Thieves——I was favored by Mori Ogai before, so I suppressed this matter with one hand.

According to this relationship of going through the back door, in fact, there is no need to suspend school for two months.The new chairman's arrangement is entirely at the suggestion of Mori Ogai.

Because he wants me to work.

But I refuse.

It was because of my callous refusal to work that Ango Sakaguchi fell into an overtime hell that seemed to never end.Speaking of which, has senior Ango lost his hair a little bit recently?Pitiful.

But it's not entirely my fault that Ango-senpai worked overtime until he became bald.The port mafia has recently begun an incredible expansion, and the number of casualties is increasing day by day. Not only are the fighters, but even the logistics department and civilian staff are working overtime until they vomit blood.In such a state of high tension, the port mafia's expansion plan is surprisingly smooth.

The credit is of course mainly attributed to two people.

But one of them moved a chair next to me at this time, laying around with nothing to do during working hours, blatantly touching fish and playing games.

Ango Sakaguchi took a deep breath, the veins on his forehead tended to intensify, he couldn't help but said: "And Mr. Dazai too! What are you doing here at this time?! Just to play games?! "

Osamu Dazai tucked his body, which had finally started to look solid, but was still thin compared to an adult, deeply into the chair, and said, "Ah... I don't want to work..."

I then said: "Ah... I don't want to work..."

Ango Sakaguchi looked like he was about to flip the table: "Shut up! You never worked at all!!"

"Destroy the troops transporting weapons of the hostile organization, arrest and torture the intelligence personnel, raid the main combat troops, and kill all the remnants..." Osamu Dazai counted one by one with his fingers. There was no superfluous expression on his face. I concluded, "I thought it was an interesting job, but it turned out to be too smooth and I found it boring. Whether it is here or there, they are all idiots... The fun that can bring me is not as good as roasting sweet potatoes here."

I asked, "Did you bring sweet potatoes?"

Dazai Osamu showed a mysterious expression in a blink of an eye. He opened his large black coat and showed me what was hidden inside: "I have, I also brought rice cakes."

I started clapping, clapping.

Ango Sakaguchi slapped the table unbearably: "Please stop!!"

Osamu Dazai ignored him, and continued to say to me: "By the way, the leader complains to me all day long that you refuse to do anything, and begs me to find a way while crying."

"...Let me think about it," Osamu Dazai stared at me motionlessly, no light shone from his lifeless eyes, "What method should I use?"

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