The school grass roommate is highly toxic
Chapter 9】
"He asked me today, if I had to choose someone between Lin Jingyue and him to take home, who would I choose?"
Xia Suyang also wanted to know, "Then who did you choose?"
"It's not important, what's important is why did he ask me that?"
"Maybe he just wanted to ask your brother or a woman, which is more important in your heart?"
"But don't you think it's weird even that?"
Xia Suyang thought about the plots of the movies and TV shows he watched, and it seemed that no straight and straight man would ask a male friend like this.It is clear that Xiao Gong is a little jealous, but because he has no relationship to confess, he can only prove his position in Xiao Shou's heart in this way!
Lu actively continued, "And the time I was embarrassed on stage at the party was the one we kissed in the post. In fact, all the people on stage were entrusted. It was agreed in advance that we only need to borrow seats. The school grass he I know too."
Xia Suyang vaguely smelled the smell of love, "So he really kissed?"
"Yes. Really dear."
"Damn!!! Did he stick out his tongue?"
For a moment, Lu actively didn't want to talk, "[Goodbye] is just mouth touching, okay?"
"When you say that, I also think he is very suspicious. You said that you have kissed, why don't you just have a tongue kiss?"
"[goodbye]"
Xia Suyang pressed the corners of his eyes and smiled, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, to be serious, do you like him?"
"If I were a woman, I would definitely like him." Lu actively answered this question very quickly.
"So you can't cross the barrier of gender?"
Lu actively feels a little embarrassed, "It's like he's chasing me, and if I cross this hurdle, he will really be with me [smile]."
"Okay, okay, let's assume, if the school girl really likes you, will you agree?"
"No, I'm really a proper straight man."
Xia Suyang rolled his eyes, expressing his disbelief, but he still said, "If you are so sure, what are you worried about? You won't be with him anyway, whether you refuse or he doesn't mean anything to you, But you listen to the baby's advice."
"Well, what?"
"Don't think about something all day long, don't he doesn't mean anything to you at that time, and you have bent yourself, that's not worth it. It's getting late, baby, I'm going to rest, before I go Sing a song to you, being ambiguous makes people feel wronged, and there is no evidence of love~"
Lu Jigong was silent for a while and said, "Before you leave, let me tell you one more thing."
"what?"
"It's disgusting that you call yourself a baby [smiles]."
After Lu actively finished sending this message, seeing all kinds of vulgar language sent by Xia Suyang, the corners of his mouth curled up into a smile, and he locked the screen and put down his phone.
It should be because of sleeping too much during the day. Lu Jijin can’t sleep now. Their school is close to a lake, and they can still hear the sound of boat whistles in the middle of the night. Listening to the sound of the boat whistle, Lu Actively lets his thoughts run away and think about saying no. Clear things that are unclear.
In fact, I feel that the school grass likes me is really just a feeling.
Some small details that are not clear, such as the eyes the school grass looks at me, such as the school grass taking care of myself, but these may just be because the school grass is mature and used to taking care of people close to her, and I am just lucky to be such a lucky Just one of the people.
Yes, one.Should be one of them.
Lu actively thought of this and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Maybe it was because he was just one of them, or maybe it was just because he wanted to distort the school grass's care of him and it was a little annoying to himself.
Lu Jigong thought of the dream he and the school girl had made before.
A terrible thought suddenly flashed in Lu Jigong's mind. Couldn't it be that he has already bent over and looked at the school girl, so the school girl likes him for all kinds of obscenity?
Lu actively thought about it for a while and felt that the possibility of this was quite high, and instantly beeped a bit like a dog, wanting to cry without tears.
Then what should I do, I can't bend, if I bend, I will be beaten to death by my mother.And maybe the school girl really doesn't mean anything to me, she just likes to sell rot and flirt with fans, would she think about it!too!many!At that time, if the school grass finds out, how embarrassing and embarrassing the scene will really be!
I have to keep a distance from the school grass recently, and breaking my own detour is the best strategy!
When Lu Jigong thought that he was still telling others that the school girl liked him just now, he felt that his sin was unforgivable, and he suddenly had the urge to take a stick and knock himself and Xia Suyang into amnesia.Let's make this conversation non-existent tonight, please? !
Lu actively, you son of a bitch, why do you talk so much!
In the end, Lu Jigong grabbed the Hello Kitty beside him and covered his face before falling asleep.
Before falling asleep, he scolded himself in a daze, it was really shameless.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Lu Actively avoids the school grass recently. When the school grass pulls him to eat, Lu Actively either refuses to go or drags the third child or the boss with all his life. He dare not talk to the school grass. Look into his eyes, the school grass reaches out to touch his hair, Lu Jiji will also hide back like a reflex.
So the forum exploded again.
"The donkey whip and the school grass have a fight? Recently, the donkey whip is hiding from the school grass in a fancy way."
"Yes, yes! I can see it too! Every time I go to the cafeteria to eat, I see them sitting opposite the school grass with donkey whips. I don’t give vegetables to the school grass anymore, but if the school grass gives him meat, he removes the plate and refuses TT, please give me back the sweetness they had before, let’s make up quickly.”
"It shouldn't be a quarrel, right? The two of them were still showing their affection on the road on Christmas afternoon, and the school grass rubbed his head, it was really doting on him."
"Hey, could it be that the bed matter is not harmonious, and the school grass is too fierce to scare the donkey whip?"
"[Shy]! The upstairs is so dirty! The baby is still young!"
"We're all adults, and it's time to help them with their physical problems."
"I know Donkey Whip's mailbox, hehehe."
"Die upstairs! Please take me!"
……
One day, when Lu Zhengzheng was alone in the dormitory, he turned on the computer and logged into the mailbox to check the revised manuscript sent to him by the minister. As soon as Lu Zhengzheng logged into the mailbox, he was a little confused when he saw the emails marked with learning materials sent by strangers on the screen. force.
Lu actively clicked on one of the files and found that it was a packaged file. After decompressing it for a long time, he found that it was full of videos, including "Calculus Lectures", "College Students' Psychology and Health Lectures", "Marxist Philosophy Lectures", etc. Wait, Lu Jigong wondered if it was because the end of the semester was coming, and the review materials passed to him by his classmates, so Lu Jiji casually clicked on a lecture video related to philosophy.
When it was turned on at one o'clock, the screen was still black, and accompanied by a long sound similar to when he was doing something, Lu actively thought which teacher this was, and the voice was quite coquettish, but the picture that appeared in the next moment almost blinded Lu actively. Brothers and petite little boys?
Lu's active facial expressions show what "stunned.jpg" is.Before Lu could react positively and press the red cross on the upper right, the bedroom door was opened.
Lu actively received a shock.
Glancing at the school grass who entered the door, he followed the school grass eyes to look at the milk and coffee displayed on his computer screen, swallowed, "I said I didn't know that the meeting was a GV, do you believe it?"
"..."
The two stared at each other for a long time accompanied by the embarrassing sound from the video, and finally the school grass turned off the video with a helpless face.
Lu actively stared at his big watery eyes, and tugged at the sleeve of the school grass, "Do you believe it?"
"letter."
Just when Lu actively expressed gratitude, Yang Xi said again, "Actually, I don't discriminate against homosexuals."
"..."
Yang Xi looked at Lu Jiji's black face, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"I'm rough on you, uncle, you faggot, and I won't discriminate against you, Dad!"
Yang Xi couldn't help laughing, "Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, I believe that if you're so timid, you'd hide on the bed with earphones on."
Lu actively felt so depressed that he didn't want to talk.
Taking advantage of Lu Jigong's inattention, Yang Xi stretched out his hand and rubbed his head vigorously. Lu Jiji froze his upper body and did not dare to move.
Yang Xi touched back what he owed in the past few days and said, "Actually, I also received these things."
"Ah?" Lu actively took a moment, and immediately realized who sent these things to him.
Yang Xi took out his mobile phone and dug out his Weibo comments. The formation below was neat and uniform, all of them said, "You are welcome, school grass, I wish you a happy life [love]."
"They all really care about you." Lu actively pouted her mouth subconsciously.
Yang Xi smiled, "It's the two of us who care. They thought we had a fight recently." Yang Xi looked into Lu Jiji's eyes.
Lu Zhenggong's eyes flashed, "No, how could we quarrel."
Yang Xi frowned, "Why are you avoiding me these days?"
"No, no, how could it be hiding from you." Lu actively denied it.
Yang Xi raised his eyebrows, waiting for Lu Jigong's next words.
Lu actively lowered his head, "It's just like what the third child said before, I'm a little too dependent on you in my life. If this continues, my manliness will become less and less. How will I find a wife in the future if this continues?"
"That's it?"
"That's it."
Yang Xi smiled and rubbed Lu Jiji's head, "Didn't you agree that I won't look for you if I don't look for it?"
Lu Actively was a little frustrated, and panicked when the school grass patted his head, "It's different, you can always find someone you want, and I'm not."
"What are you afraid of? At worst, I will be single with you for the rest of my life."
Lu actively felt a little wronged and wanted to cry, but he didn't know why he felt wronged, so he nodded indiscriminately.
Yang Xi smiled, "Hey, don't hide from me."
Listening to the school girl's tone, Lu actively wanted to cry, but mother chicken school girl, can you act like a straight man?There is no one else selling corruption here and no one watching it. Do you know that the person in front of you may be sexually obsessed? Do you really like him?
Lu actively looked at the school grass and flirted with fans on Weibo, "You little girls, the things you sent him scared him [doge]" and looked at the cheers in the comments below, and decided to be human You still need to have a bit of backbone, especially if you are a straight man, isn't it just selling rot?Who is afraid of whom?Who knows who will be the first to sell the other into the ditch.
After all, I have been a straight man for nearly 20 years, so I can't just bend over for Yang Xi's sake, and I can still be tough when I see Teacher Cang.
So Lu actively reposted the school grass's Weibo and added two crying emojis.
Seeing a piece of "donkey whip acting like a baby!" under the comment, Lu Zhengxi closed Weibo contentedly.
Xia Suyang also wanted to know, "Then who did you choose?"
"It's not important, what's important is why did he ask me that?"
"Maybe he just wanted to ask your brother or a woman, which is more important in your heart?"
"But don't you think it's weird even that?"
Xia Suyang thought about the plots of the movies and TV shows he watched, and it seemed that no straight and straight man would ask a male friend like this.It is clear that Xiao Gong is a little jealous, but because he has no relationship to confess, he can only prove his position in Xiao Shou's heart in this way!
Lu actively continued, "And the time I was embarrassed on stage at the party was the one we kissed in the post. In fact, all the people on stage were entrusted. It was agreed in advance that we only need to borrow seats. The school grass he I know too."
Xia Suyang vaguely smelled the smell of love, "So he really kissed?"
"Yes. Really dear."
"Damn!!! Did he stick out his tongue?"
For a moment, Lu actively didn't want to talk, "[Goodbye] is just mouth touching, okay?"
"When you say that, I also think he is very suspicious. You said that you have kissed, why don't you just have a tongue kiss?"
"[goodbye]"
Xia Suyang pressed the corners of his eyes and smiled, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, to be serious, do you like him?"
"If I were a woman, I would definitely like him." Lu actively answered this question very quickly.
"So you can't cross the barrier of gender?"
Lu actively feels a little embarrassed, "It's like he's chasing me, and if I cross this hurdle, he will really be with me [smile]."
"Okay, okay, let's assume, if the school girl really likes you, will you agree?"
"No, I'm really a proper straight man."
Xia Suyang rolled his eyes, expressing his disbelief, but he still said, "If you are so sure, what are you worried about? You won't be with him anyway, whether you refuse or he doesn't mean anything to you, But you listen to the baby's advice."
"Well, what?"
"Don't think about something all day long, don't he doesn't mean anything to you at that time, and you have bent yourself, that's not worth it. It's getting late, baby, I'm going to rest, before I go Sing a song to you, being ambiguous makes people feel wronged, and there is no evidence of love~"
Lu Jigong was silent for a while and said, "Before you leave, let me tell you one more thing."
"what?"
"It's disgusting that you call yourself a baby [smiles]."
After Lu actively finished sending this message, seeing all kinds of vulgar language sent by Xia Suyang, the corners of his mouth curled up into a smile, and he locked the screen and put down his phone.
It should be because of sleeping too much during the day. Lu Jijin can’t sleep now. Their school is close to a lake, and they can still hear the sound of boat whistles in the middle of the night. Listening to the sound of the boat whistle, Lu Actively lets his thoughts run away and think about saying no. Clear things that are unclear.
In fact, I feel that the school grass likes me is really just a feeling.
Some small details that are not clear, such as the eyes the school grass looks at me, such as the school grass taking care of myself, but these may just be because the school grass is mature and used to taking care of people close to her, and I am just lucky to be such a lucky Just one of the people.
Yes, one.Should be one of them.
Lu actively thought of this and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Maybe it was because he was just one of them, or maybe it was just because he wanted to distort the school grass's care of him and it was a little annoying to himself.
Lu Jigong thought of the dream he and the school girl had made before.
A terrible thought suddenly flashed in Lu Jigong's mind. Couldn't it be that he has already bent over and looked at the school girl, so the school girl likes him for all kinds of obscenity?
Lu actively thought about it for a while and felt that the possibility of this was quite high, and instantly beeped a bit like a dog, wanting to cry without tears.
Then what should I do, I can't bend, if I bend, I will be beaten to death by my mother.And maybe the school girl really doesn't mean anything to me, she just likes to sell rot and flirt with fans, would she think about it!too!many!At that time, if the school grass finds out, how embarrassing and embarrassing the scene will really be!
I have to keep a distance from the school grass recently, and breaking my own detour is the best strategy!
When Lu Jigong thought that he was still telling others that the school girl liked him just now, he felt that his sin was unforgivable, and he suddenly had the urge to take a stick and knock himself and Xia Suyang into amnesia.Let's make this conversation non-existent tonight, please? !
Lu actively, you son of a bitch, why do you talk so much!
In the end, Lu Jigong grabbed the Hello Kitty beside him and covered his face before falling asleep.
Before falling asleep, he scolded himself in a daze, it was really shameless.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Lu Actively avoids the school grass recently. When the school grass pulls him to eat, Lu Actively either refuses to go or drags the third child or the boss with all his life. He dare not talk to the school grass. Look into his eyes, the school grass reaches out to touch his hair, Lu Jiji will also hide back like a reflex.
So the forum exploded again.
"The donkey whip and the school grass have a fight? Recently, the donkey whip is hiding from the school grass in a fancy way."
"Yes, yes! I can see it too! Every time I go to the cafeteria to eat, I see them sitting opposite the school grass with donkey whips. I don’t give vegetables to the school grass anymore, but if the school grass gives him meat, he removes the plate and refuses TT, please give me back the sweetness they had before, let’s make up quickly.”
"It shouldn't be a quarrel, right? The two of them were still showing their affection on the road on Christmas afternoon, and the school grass rubbed his head, it was really doting on him."
"Hey, could it be that the bed matter is not harmonious, and the school grass is too fierce to scare the donkey whip?"
"[Shy]! The upstairs is so dirty! The baby is still young!"
"We're all adults, and it's time to help them with their physical problems."
"I know Donkey Whip's mailbox, hehehe."
"Die upstairs! Please take me!"
……
One day, when Lu Zhengzheng was alone in the dormitory, he turned on the computer and logged into the mailbox to check the revised manuscript sent to him by the minister. As soon as Lu Zhengzheng logged into the mailbox, he was a little confused when he saw the emails marked with learning materials sent by strangers on the screen. force.
Lu actively clicked on one of the files and found that it was a packaged file. After decompressing it for a long time, he found that it was full of videos, including "Calculus Lectures", "College Students' Psychology and Health Lectures", "Marxist Philosophy Lectures", etc. Wait, Lu Jigong wondered if it was because the end of the semester was coming, and the review materials passed to him by his classmates, so Lu Jiji casually clicked on a lecture video related to philosophy.
When it was turned on at one o'clock, the screen was still black, and accompanied by a long sound similar to when he was doing something, Lu actively thought which teacher this was, and the voice was quite coquettish, but the picture that appeared in the next moment almost blinded Lu actively. Brothers and petite little boys?
Lu's active facial expressions show what "stunned.jpg" is.Before Lu could react positively and press the red cross on the upper right, the bedroom door was opened.
Lu actively received a shock.
Glancing at the school grass who entered the door, he followed the school grass eyes to look at the milk and coffee displayed on his computer screen, swallowed, "I said I didn't know that the meeting was a GV, do you believe it?"
"..."
The two stared at each other for a long time accompanied by the embarrassing sound from the video, and finally the school grass turned off the video with a helpless face.
Lu actively stared at his big watery eyes, and tugged at the sleeve of the school grass, "Do you believe it?"
"letter."
Just when Lu actively expressed gratitude, Yang Xi said again, "Actually, I don't discriminate against homosexuals."
"..."
Yang Xi looked at Lu Jiji's black face, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"I'm rough on you, uncle, you faggot, and I won't discriminate against you, Dad!"
Yang Xi couldn't help laughing, "Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, I believe that if you're so timid, you'd hide on the bed with earphones on."
Lu actively felt so depressed that he didn't want to talk.
Taking advantage of Lu Jigong's inattention, Yang Xi stretched out his hand and rubbed his head vigorously. Lu Jiji froze his upper body and did not dare to move.
Yang Xi touched back what he owed in the past few days and said, "Actually, I also received these things."
"Ah?" Lu actively took a moment, and immediately realized who sent these things to him.
Yang Xi took out his mobile phone and dug out his Weibo comments. The formation below was neat and uniform, all of them said, "You are welcome, school grass, I wish you a happy life [love]."
"They all really care about you." Lu actively pouted her mouth subconsciously.
Yang Xi smiled, "It's the two of us who care. They thought we had a fight recently." Yang Xi looked into Lu Jiji's eyes.
Lu Zhenggong's eyes flashed, "No, how could we quarrel."
Yang Xi frowned, "Why are you avoiding me these days?"
"No, no, how could it be hiding from you." Lu actively denied it.
Yang Xi raised his eyebrows, waiting for Lu Jigong's next words.
Lu actively lowered his head, "It's just like what the third child said before, I'm a little too dependent on you in my life. If this continues, my manliness will become less and less. How will I find a wife in the future if this continues?"
"That's it?"
"That's it."
Yang Xi smiled and rubbed Lu Jiji's head, "Didn't you agree that I won't look for you if I don't look for it?"
Lu Actively was a little frustrated, and panicked when the school grass patted his head, "It's different, you can always find someone you want, and I'm not."
"What are you afraid of? At worst, I will be single with you for the rest of my life."
Lu actively felt a little wronged and wanted to cry, but he didn't know why he felt wronged, so he nodded indiscriminately.
Yang Xi smiled, "Hey, don't hide from me."
Listening to the school girl's tone, Lu actively wanted to cry, but mother chicken school girl, can you act like a straight man?There is no one else selling corruption here and no one watching it. Do you know that the person in front of you may be sexually obsessed? Do you really like him?
Lu actively looked at the school grass and flirted with fans on Weibo, "You little girls, the things you sent him scared him [doge]" and looked at the cheers in the comments below, and decided to be human You still need to have a bit of backbone, especially if you are a straight man, isn't it just selling rot?Who is afraid of whom?Who knows who will be the first to sell the other into the ditch.
After all, I have been a straight man for nearly 20 years, so I can't just bend over for Yang Xi's sake, and I can still be tough when I see Teacher Cang.
So Lu actively reposted the school grass's Weibo and added two crying emojis.
Seeing a piece of "donkey whip acting like a baby!" under the comment, Lu Zhengxi closed Weibo contentedly.
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