The school grass roommate is highly toxic

During the meal that day, the school grass suddenly said to Lu Jigong, "You seem to be more popular than me in flirting with fans recently."

"Is there?" Lu actively chewed the chicken, looked at the phone, and asked without raising his head.

Yang Xi was a little speechless, why do you feel that this kid has failed his studies?He took out his mobile phone and flipped through Weibo to show him the proof of his fandom. After refreshing, he found that Lu Jigong had posted another Weibo, "I communicated with you too much recently and was just called [grievance] by the school grass, please hurry up!" Come and like me, he's just a petty [puckered mouth] who likes to be jealous."

Yang Xi's face turned black, and he took out the mobile phone from Lu Jiji's hand, looked at Lu Jiji's wide eyes and said, "I'm jealous and narrow-minded, you can eat well for me."

Lu actively looked at the school grass's posture, and guessed that he really didn't want to get his phone back before he finished his meal, so he lowered his head and ate obediently, and then gave the school grass the vegetables he didn't eat in his bowl.

The school grass looked at Lu Actively, and said in a cold tone, "If you don't eat vegetables, don't think I'll make meat for you tomorrow."

Lu Jigong had no choice but to put the vegetables back into his bowl, chewing bitterly.

"School grass, did you go home after the three-day holiday on New Year's Day?" Lu Jigong lost his mobile phone and started talking again.

"It's all right, how about you?"

"I won't go back. I have to take the train for several hours to go home. I can only play for two days when I go back. My former classmates basically don't go back. When I go home, I can only stay at home and watch ancient costume romance dramas with my mother every day." gone."

Yang Xi looked up at Lu Jigong, "Didn't you call your mother a few days ago and say you want to go home and eat dumplings?"

"Winter vacation is so long enough for me to eat, let alone the winter vacation in the middle and late January."

"Well, let's go outside to play on New Year's Day?

"Must, by the way, school grass, didn't you make a strategy last time? It just so happens that we are going this time."

Yang Xi nodded, "Yes."

"School grass, are you going to sleep together tonight? I'll help you take the spot."

Yang Xi frowned, "Are you sure you want to go? I think there are quite a lot of people going, and it might be a bit crowded when you fall asleep at night."

"I have to go, it's New Year's Eve, how lively everyone is together."

Yang Xi nodded, "Okay."

The co-studio was organized by a girl in the class. She recruited a bunch of people who are usually on good terms and found a small apartment. From this evening to tomorrow at noon, the conditions of the apartment are not bad and the price is reasonable, plus Shangmeizi recruited two or three more people to share the price evenly, which can be said to be cheap.

They were in charge of the dinner themselves. Once the tasks were shared, Yang Xi, Lu Jigong and two boys couldn't help, so the four of them were sent to the supermarket to buy ingredients.

There were quite a lot of people in the supermarket, so Lu actively pushed a cart, stepped on the bar below with one foot, and slipped as he walked.

Yang Xi looked at him and didn't stop him. He followed along and smiled, "You're quite childlike."

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "Come on, don't you just want to call me an idiot, and it's not easy for you to pick such a word to hurt me."

The corner of Yang Xi's mouth curved up again, "You know me better and better."

"You just hurt people with fancy styles, so there's nothing hard to understand."

Lu Actively looked at the container on the side and didn't pay attention to the road. Seeing that he was about to hit the kid in front of him, Yang Xi hurriedly pulled Lu Actively, "Look at the road, or how can I say you're an idiot." After speaking, he turned to the side again The grandmother who scolded the children said sorry.

Lu actively pursed his lips, handed over control of the cart to Yang Xi, looked back, and found that the other two people had disappeared, "Hey, where are they?"

"Going to buy drinks, let's buy food."

Lu positively nodded, "If they buy few things, they will help me carry them, right?"

"...What are you afraid of when you go out and take a taxi back home?"

"It makes sense hehe."

When Lu Jigong was proficiently picking vegetables, Yang Xi could only watch from the sidelines, "I didn't expect you to know how to cook, but you seem to be quite good at picking vegetables."

"You don't know my father and I have suffered since childhood. When I was a child, as long as I was at home on vacation, my mother would definitely pick me up from the bed early in the morning and accompany her to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Other housewives would lead their dogs when they buy vegetables. My mother Take me for a walk. Later, when I was in high school, my mother saw that I was working too hard and only let me go on vacation. I guess my mother will drag me to the vegetable market to practice when I go back to the winter vacation this year.”

Yang Xi curled the corners of his mouth, and there was an indelible smile in his eyes, "It seems that going grocery shopping together is very important for the cultivation of the mother-child relationship."

Lu actively rolled his eyes, and originally wanted to start a discussion on the relationship between mother and child and going grocery shopping together as a topic, but when he thought about the matter at the school grass's house, he held back and said, "So, even after so many years I haven’t learned how to choose vegetables, and I’ve already mastered the essence of how to choose vegetables.” When choosing vegetables, it’s about whoever looks good.Anyway, they are all sold on the market, and the taste can be so bad.

Considering their cooking skills, Lu Jigong finally only bought some simple ingredients that are easy to cook, some cooked food, and hot pot base ingredients.

Lu actively bought a package marked with a spicy base, Yang Xi frowned, took it out and replaced it with a mild one.

Lu Jigong gave the school grass a white look, "Eating hot pot without spicy food is like having no way of doing things."

Yang Xi said lightly, "You can have it if you want to do something, but the hot pot can't be spicy, be careful of stomach pain."

Lu actively took a moment, "Rolling, you see it's labeled spicy, but this kind of base material will not be very spicy considering the taste of the public."

Yang Xi looked at him coldly.

After the last dispute, the two took a step back and chose Wei Lai.

The dinner was quite enjoyable, except that Yang Xi always served Lu Jijin with food and Lu Jijin's expression made the atmosphere a bit weird, everything else was fine.

After eating, the girls were clearing the dining table and washing the dishes, and the men were watching TV Fighting Landlords in the living room.

Yang Xi didn't play, but watched Lu Jigong from the sidelines.

Seeing Lu actively losing three games in a row and cheating his teammates, Yang Xi couldn't stand it anymore.

Jiang Shan pointed out from the side, "Are you playing this to let the landlord check? Use big pressure."

"Why are you playing this now? You haven't played against Wangdu yet."

"It's time to fry, where is the stewed egg in your hand?"

Lu Jigong won several times in a row, but there was no trace of joy on his face. His face became darker and darker, and finally he couldn't help it anymore. He looked at the school grass next to him, "You really look like my mother."

Yang Xi was taken aback, "Why, you want me to call you son of a turtle?"

Lu actively ignored the second half of the school grassroots sentence, "When my dad is driving, my mom can talk all the way in the co-pilot."

Yang Xi raised his eyebrows, "It can be seen that your father's driving skills are not very good."

"..."

When the girls came out of the kitchen, the Battle of the Landlords battlefield was filled with a dignified atmosphere, surrounded by two or three players watching cards.

The girl was amused, "We are busy there but you enjoy it here, which shows the unhealthy atmosphere of patriarchy left over from feudal society."

The man on the opposite side grinned, "Isn't it true that our boys are not as clever as your girls?"

"Now that you know how to praise us for our ingenuity, how do you usually hurt us?"

The man scratched his head and smiled.

"There is mahjong in the room, you can play mahjong."

As a result, there are not many people who know mahjong here, and there are two or three men who actively hinted to Lu that they want to flirt with girls.

Three missing one, the three unanimously cast their eyes on the school grass.

As soon as the school grass sat down, Lu Jigong gave the school grass a provocative look, "Bibi?"

The school grass smiled helplessly.

"Where are you playing mahjong?"

"Just follow the rules of W City, open your mouth, take the southeast and the north, take whatever you want, you can only eat at home, and be a general."

"can."

So the battle kicked off vigorously.

Yang Xi's card skills were honed under the pressure of a bunch of smart cousins. Others played cards, they counted cards. When I was young, I didn't bring any money when I played cards. The punishment was either bombing chestnuts or scratching the bridge of the nose. It’s okay to scrape the bridge of the nose, except for the pain, there is nothing to do, and the bouncing chestnut is completely unbearable. When the finger collides with the skull, apart from the pain, the bang really lingers on for three days.

In fact, the school grass has always suspected that her nose bridge can be straighter and her IQ can be higher.

The school grass won a few rounds in a row, seeing Lu Actively's complexion getting worse and worse, a man next to him said he wanted to change seats, so the school grass sat at Lu Active's previous home.

After coming here, I played a few cards for Lu actively to eat from time to time, and sometimes even deliberately put cards to make him play.

Seeing Lu Actively's expression getting more and more complacent, the school grass smiled, "It seems that the feng shui here is really not very good."

Lu Zhengzheng flaunted his power as a villain, "I won't look down on you because of your poor skills. What's wrong with Feng Shui."

The school grass hooked the corner of her mouth and said nothing.

At about twelve o'clock, the game was over. Lu Jigong was obviously not satisfied and wanted to play a few more games. Yang Xi glanced at him and said, "Go to bed early, we have to go out to play tomorrow."

When Lu Jigong thought of the last time he released the school pigeons, he immediately went to take a bath obediently.

The bed they slept in was quite big, but there were too many people, and five men sleeping together were basically in the sleeping position of stacking arhats.

Lu Zhenggong went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and when he came back, the seat next to him was taken. Lu Zhengzheng was wondering whether to kick that person awake or move him back directly. He was hesitating, and the school grass next to the bed Squeezed inside, then turned sideways and patted the place next to him, "Come here to sleep."

Lu actively smiled and passed.

The space is really limited, the last two basically slept in each other's arms all night, Yang Xi put his arm around Lu Jigong's waist, Lu Jiji put his pillow on Yang Xi's arm.

It was very quiet at night, without the third child's snoring and teeth grinding.

Lu Jiji seems to be able to hear the heartbeat of the school grass, which is even and powerful, which makes people feel at ease.

So Lu actively and reassuringly counted the hypnotic beats along the school grass's heartbeat.

Move, beat, move, beat...

Lu Jigong didn't know whether he was moving or beating when he fell asleep at the end. He just felt that when he was sleepy, the school grass seemed to kiss him.