The school grass roommate is highly toxic

On Saturday morning, as usual, Lu actively fell asleep, and when he woke up, there was no one in the dormitory.The light in the room was a little dark, it seemed to be cloudy, and the feeling of loneliness was even stronger. Lu actively wrapped his quilt tightly and pitifully.

Karen Mok's "Cloudy Sky" single cycle mode started in my mind.Reaching out for the phone, I was ready to read some jokes on Weibo and have fun.I just saw a few messages from Yang Xi.

"I'm off campus, I'll bring you what you have for lunch."

"If you don't reply, are you still sleeping?"

"I bought you the tomato and beef brisket rice bowl."

Lu Jigong was so moved that he felt the taste of home in an instant. If there is a list of good roommates in China in the future, he must take the school grass to make the list!

Lu actively looked at the time when Yang Xi sent the message, and calculated that he would be back soon, so he hurriedly got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face.When Yang Xi came back with his lunch, Lu Zhenggong had just finished making it, humming a song in a happy mood, "The photo with him is right by my hand, two silly people, how sweet their smiles are~"

Yang Xi smiled, "Singing well."

Lu actively took the meal, grinning, "It must be good, K songs must be ordered."

As usual, Lu Actively couldn't control his mouth during the meal, "School grass, why did you go off-campus?"

"To make a micro movie, you need to get a spot outside the school. By the way, it will be finished tomorrow."

Lu Actively took a piece of dried tofu from Yang Xi's bowl, and chewed on his own, "Tomorrow morning or afternoon?"

"In the morning, did I wake you up?"

Lu actively nodded, and gave Yang Xi some of the tomatoes in his bowl.

Yang Xi knowingly gave him a few pieces of his braised pork.

Lu actively grinned so much that he grinned, "Ah, what an embarrassment." Then he ate without any hesitation.

Yang Xi raised the corners of his mouth as he looked at Lu Jiji, "Are you all right?"

"What's wrong?"

"What happened last night."

Lu Jiji's ears turned red, "Actually, it's nothing but a little embarrassment, isn't it just two old men taking a bite? It's okay, it's okay, who hasn't had a dog's first kiss?"

"First kiss?" The school girl smiled happily.

"Are you kidding me that my first kiss is still there, what the hell is wrong, my first love is still on my first kiss, so I can't be here anymore?"

Yang Xi frowned, "First love and first kiss are simultaneous? Then, am I your first love?"

Lu actively rolled his eyes.

The finale scene was filmed in an empty classroom.

The scene to be filmed is a group of people in class, the sun is shining outside the window, Xiao Gong in the play looks back at Xiao Shou, Xiao Shou smiles and looks at him with a tacit understanding, and then the whole play ends.

Because there were not enough group performers present, Lu Jigong was also dragged to have some soy sauce, and sat next to Yang Xi to be a good boy who listened carefully.

After wrapping up, the crew went out for an afternoon together, and chose a restaurant with a high rating for dinner in the evening.

Lu Jigong doesn't know if it's his own illusion, but he just feels that he seems to be very popular in the crew today. Many girls want to sit with him with all their eyes. Could it be that his spring is coming?

In the end, sitting on both sides of him was the school girl and a girl from the screenwriting team. Lu Jigong finally found someone who was more talkative than himself when eating.Lu Jigong was busy answering the girl's topic, and a group of people in the production team seemed to be starved to death. They served only one dish, and the dishes were almost finished. Lu Jiji still felt a little hungry.

Just as she was complaining, the girl asked again, "What's your reaction after reading that post on the school website?"

Lu actively looked blank, "What post?"

For a moment, the girl felt embarrassed that she had slipped her tongue, and hurriedly smoothed things over, "Hahaha, it's nothing, it's just a post praising the school's coolness."

Lu actively felt that something was wrong, and was about to ask again, when Yang Xi took a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and gave it to him, "Eat quickly."

Seeing that the newly served sweet and sour pork ribs were almost gone, Lu actively joined the battle at the dinner table.

It was almost time to eat, and everyone saw that the time was still early, so they ordered a few dozen beers and played games.

Lu Actively can't hold enough alcohol, and his reaction to playing games is a bit slow. After several rounds, his face turned red after drinking, and Yang Xi's complexion became worse and worse. At the end of a round of games, Lu Actively lost again, and he was fined three glasses of wine. Yang Xi snatched the cup from Lu Active without talking nonsense, and said, "Lu Active has a bad stomach, I'll help him drink."

Lu Jigong really didn't like this kind of occasion for drinking. Yang Xi was quite moved to block him from drinking, but he felt strangely embarrassed by the eyes of a bunch of girls on the table looking at him.

After continuing the game, Lu actively sat for a while, feeling a little unbearable to be stared at, so he said he was not feeling well and went to the toilet.

Seeing that he really had a bad face, everyone let him go, but urged him to come back quickly.

Lu actively responded repeatedly, thinking that he would stay in the toilet until the dinner was over, can you still pull me out of the pit?

As soon as Lu Actively entered the bathroom, he found that the cubicles were full, and the business was good. After sighing, Lu Actively ran to the upstairs toilet. The upstairs toilet was quite deserted. Lu Actively found a cubicle to solve the problem of urination, and stood up. Then play on the phone.

Playing around, Lu actively discovered that the atmosphere in the toilet was not right.

Before, he thought that the movement was because the person next door was constipated there, um, luck, but now the wheezing almost catches up with the dubbing of the actual gene exchange movie.

Lu Zhenggong blushed just hearing this, which shows the intense situation next door.Lu actively thought about what the hell he had seen after reading so many posts about toilets and so on, so today he ran into him.Lu actively listened to the movement nervously and excitedly, and found that something seemed wrong.

Fuck!I really thought it was hard enough in the toilet!What's more, there are still two men!

Lu Jigong almost wanted to broadcast live on Tianya with his mobile phone.After thinking about it, I feel that this is not ethical, and it is also very hasty. I should wait until I go home and organize my language before posting. Maybe this post will become popular!

Just as he was thinking, the phone rang twice.Lu Jigong was so frightened that he almost threw his phone into the pit, and quickly turned the phone to silent, listening to the movement next door, he didn't even dare to catch his breath.

The movement next door also stopped, and the moaning person said, "Chen Lin, there seems to be someone next door."

Lu actively smiled inwardly, the name Chen Lin sounded quite similar to the boss.

Then Lu Jigong couldn't laugh anymore, because he heard the boss's voice from next door, domineering and coquettish, "Someone is more exciting." Then the crackling, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh! Listen hard.

Lu Jigong is full of capital letters in his heart now, he will never encounter this kind of thing, and if he encounters it, it will be a double orgasm between his roommate and the man in the bathroom!What a lie!

Lu Jigong kept muttering in his heart until the next door was done, and when the sound of washing hands outside and the footsteps stopped, Lu Jijin dared to open the door of the cubicle and took a breath.After looking at the phone, he realized that the school grass had called him three times when he was on mute, and Lu actively called back.

The other party asked directly, "Where are you?"

"I'm upstairs in the bathroom."

"...Why did you run so far to go to the toilet?"

Lu actively replied plausibly, "There is no toilet in our building, so I have to find an empty cubicle and stay there until you leave?"

"Come back, we've broken up. Why don't you answer my call?"

Lu actively thought about it and decided not to expose the boss for the time being, "The next door is having an exchange on human body structure, so I turned my phone to silent."

"..."

Lu Jigong returned to the dormitory thoughtfully all the way, and went to bed with his mobile phone after taking a shower.

When encountering such a thing, you must have a good chat with Xia Suyang!

"Hurry up! Dad has something to tell you!"

Xia Suyang replied almost instantly, "About your roommate?"

Lu actively froze, "How do you know? Fuck, I went out to eat and go to the toilet today. My roommate is messing with a guy in the next cubicle!"

"Fuck, that roommate of yours is such a playboy, no wonder he became popular in our school."

"Your school knows him?!"

"Must, the post you and he posted is still on the homepage of our school forum."

Lu Actively was a little confused, "Me and him?"

Xia Suyang directly sent him a link, "This post is quite pink, if I didn't know that you are a straight man, I would have almost believed it, but there is a high possibility that you are a straight man, you should take a good look at it yourself, remember to thank you He became popular with you. I went to watch a movie with my roommate."

Lu actively clicked on the link and saw that the town building picture was a kissing photo of himself and the school girl, and he directly transformed into a silly boy.

I have thought about being a very popular landlord today, but I don't want to be the protagonist of being picked up in a very popular building!

Who the hell took the photo!Dare to come out and talk about life!

The lighting effect is so poor!Their atmosphere was so embarrassing at that time!You can be so ambiguous and so pink in your photos, you are also a talent!

Lu actively looked at the reply volume and took a deep breath, forcing him to read it calmly.

After reading the text, the barrage of complaints in Lu Jigong's mind never stopped.

Cute shou? !Are you cute? !by? !The school grass usually looks at her affectionate eyes?Do you often act like a baby to him? !

Excuseme? !

Landlord, you are not even in the same school as me!Who gave you the courage to say the words "usually" and "often"? !

Lu actively slid his finger down the page, passing countless bad replies, so he got his wish and saw where the courage of the host came from.

Host: [The real materials of this post are all selected from Xiaogong Xiaoshou's school's posts, the authenticity and reliability almost break through the sky! ] followed by a series of links.

Lu actively clicked on the link with trembling fingers, and saw such a magical post.

[Take a look at the real details of how the school grass gets along with its cute roommates! 】

Lu actively squinted his eyes, and his eyelids started to twitch. The perpetrator must be living around him, maybe someone in the class!Many of the things mentioned have indeed happened, but would you be too subjective as the poster!Warm!Ambiguous!The school grass's attitude towards herself is not a word like gentle pampering and poisonous tongue to describe her boyfriend's strength, okay?This is called mutual harm between brothers!

There are so many people who read the post, there must be wise onlookers, but Lu actively flipped through eight pages to reply, except for a large piece of cute and gay jokes that are dirty and can't be described!

Have all the people who replied have their brains corrupted? !