The school grass roommate is highly toxic

In the classroom the next day, Lu actively looked at the blue under the eyes of the boss and smiled maliciously, "Boss, you have worked hard." The boss looked puzzled, "Is it because I didn't take the medicine or I took too much medicine?"

Old San Yile, "Boss, you have been busy for a week, and your mental outlook is quite good, and your kidneys are good."

"Can you keep something clean in your mind? It's really dirty."

"Boss, do you dare to say that you didn't go to have a room with your sister-in-law at night?"

The boss opened his mouth, opened his mouth again, and then said with a lot of resentment, "Damn, she opened the room and didn't do anything else."

"Damn it, why are you opening a room? Watching the Teletubbies?"

"He said he was afraid, and Lao Tzu accompanied him to study the actual gene exchange movie for a week."

Lu actively listened and looked at the boss carefully, and found that the boss was indeed filled with an aura of suffocation and injury.

He patted the boss on the shoulder sympathetically.He didn't know that when the boss closed his eyes, his mind was full of various actual battles between the two men.

Lu actively smiled and said in a 12-point low tone, "I feel sorry for the boss."

Yang Xi, who was sorting out his notes, said, "You don't even have anyone to study this kind of movie with you."

Lu actively poked Yang Xi's arm with his pen, "It happens that you are single too, why don't we study it for two nights?"

The girl in the front row sat up straight, leaned back, picked up the cup and drank water with her head up.

"Not interested in."

"...School grass, are you not good enough or follow the style of abstinence?"

Yang Xi raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Zhenggong, with a half-smile, "I'm still more interested in you."

"Puff—cough cough... cough cough cough..."

Lu actively looked at the choking girl in the front row, then at Yang Xi, who had subtle eyes, and chose to remain silent.

Singles’ Day happened to be Friday, and there was no class in the afternoon. The eldest went to find his sister-in-law again, and the third also went out to flirt with girls. Yang Xi went to rehearse and asked him if he would go. boring.

So Lu Xun was left alone in the dormitory.After playing a few games, I found out that I was unlucky today and teamed up with pig teammates. I decisively closed the game interface and sorted out the phone photo album.

Lu actively looked at the photos in the album one by one and laughed so hard that the hen was about to lay eggs.

80.00% of them are black photos of classmates in the class. Except for the 360-degree school grass with no dead ends and no black photos, every student in the class has not escaped this disaster.

Lu actively thought it was a pity to see these scenery alone, so he clicked on the class group and silently uploaded a photo of the third child.

The originally quiet class group was swiped by hahahahahahaha within a few seconds, and occasionally I could see a few words "The old three's beauty is worth a full score!" Photos of them have also been uploaded.

Before everyone got angry, Lu actively and decisively quit QQ and turned his phone to silent.

I fell into a beauty sleep with a happy mood.

I didn't get up until dinner time, went to have dinner slowly, and walked into the venue according to the time.

When walking towards the class position, Lu Jigong felt that everyone's eyes could cause him substantial harm.

Lu actively touched his neck and sat down tremblingly.

The third child smiled, "You donkey whip, you had a good afternoon."

"You donkey whip, I don't understand what you are saying."

The third child nodded, "You are ruthless, go back and settle accounts with you."

Lu actively thought about the chances that the school grass could protect him when he went back. Before Lu actively crossed his legs and pinched his fingers, his attention was attracted by the opening dance.

Fuck, these girls are real.

The school is really conscientious education, this wave of welfare given on Singles' Day gives full marks!

When Yang Xi came on stage, Lu Jijin's ears were almost deafened by the cheers from the scene.

Yang Xi was wearing a white shirt and sitting on a high chair with her guitar in her arms.

The shape is still concave, and Lu actively grinned, feeling quite proud.

Sia's "Salted Wound" was sung, and the magnetic voice echoed in the venue.

Lu positively nodded in satisfaction. He also chose a good song and sang it well. No matter how you look at it, it looks great. He really deserves to be his brother.

After Yang Xi left the stage, Lu Jigong didn't watch the show any more, took out his mobile phone and sent a bunch of compliments to the school grassroots, ending with "You deserve to be my brother", and the filming of this flattery was considered over.

When Lu Jigong was playing 2048 and was about to break the record, the third child suddenly patted him on the shoulder, "Hurry up and get on stage! What games are you still playing!"

Lu actively looked up with a puzzled face, "Why am I on stage?"

"There was a lottery just now! I got you! What kind of shit luck do you kid, listen!"

The host on the stage was saying, "Please come to the stage for the students who have won the prize." He didn't say the name of the winner.

Lu Jiji originally wanted to laugh at the naivety of the third child's mischief, but found that the students in the class were basically looking at him, so he asked, "You are not lying to me, are you?"

A group of people gave him a bunch of supercilious looks, "Come on stage, who is lying to you?"

Lu actively looked at this posture and was amused, "I said that people with good looks have a higher chance of winning the lottery, right?" After finishing speaking, he happily ran onto the stage.

Lu Jigong was a little short-sighted, and the light on the stage was too bright. He walked to the center of the stage and saw that the host's expression was not right.At that time, Lu Zhengzheng felt cold in his heart.

I roughed up the dog in the old man's house next door!This shit is really embarrassing and throwing it on the ancestors.

I really shouldn't have blown up black photos this afternoon, offending the whole class is really fucked up and I can't save myself.

Lu Jiji thought, turning around and stepping down now is better than staying on the stage ashamed. As soon as he was about to take a walk, the host on the stage grabbed Lu Jiji by the arm and smiled, "Congratulations to the classmate who won the prize, Please stand on this side of the stage, then who will be the next winner?" Speaking of which, the guests on the stage started the next round of lucky draw.

The host immediately asked during the lottery draw, "Why did you ask him to be a boy? The chairman changed his mind temporarily?"

Lu Actively was a little confused, "Trust?" Nima School's lottery activities must be scheduled by default?

"Didn't the organization department tell you? You have to borrow a seat from Yang Xi later."

Lu Jigong was slightly relieved when he heard Yang Xi's name, "What are you borrowing?"

"Kiss." After finishing speaking, the host left him and announced the results of the lottery.

……

Lu Jigong's face is full of capital letters. Doesn't it mean that winning the lottery is not a small gift? Is it because she borrowed a seat to kiss with a boy? !

What the hell, I gave you full marks for this idea!

Can you be more traditional in this school? !Kissing in public can't be done especially on Singles' Day!

However, the situation is irreversible now, Lu Jigong can only comfort himself, fortunately the other party is Yang Xi.

Otherwise, I could really make a bomb and go back to class and die with them.

When Yang Xi came to the stage, he was stunned when he saw Lu Jigong.

"Why are you here?"

Lu actively looked at the three girls other than himself, and felt that he was really unlovable and had to doubt his life, "Damn it was tricked by the third child." Then he looked up at Yang Xi, "School grass, school grass, how much money did they give you to let you participate in this kind of sex-selling?"

Yang Xi was amused by Lu's active tone, "Did I tell you that the chairman of the student union is my cousin? He still has my three-year-old nude photo. How dare I not follow?"

The host announced the start of rewards.

Yang Xi lowered his head slightly, getting closer and closer to Lu Actively.

Lu actively swallowed his saliva, he was so nervous that he was a little dazed, his heart was beating wildly, the only reason was that the school grass was so handsome, Lu actively looked away, and his voice was weak, "Hehe, fortunately, I borrowed my seat."

Yang Xi was smiling, "It's not a loss if it's true."

After speaking, he kissed him firmly.

The moment his lips were pressed together, Lu actively felt that his hair was standing on end, and his mind was so bewildered that he didn't even know who to scold and beep.

There was only one thing on the mind.

What I ate at night was scrambled eggs with leeks.Leeks!fall!

When Lu actively returned to class, he was very silent. Everyone didn't expect to win such a big lottery, so they were also very silent.

The atmosphere was stalemate for a long time before the youngest moved his Adam's apple and asked cautiously, "Lu Jiji, are you angry with us?"

"No." Lu positively shook his head heavily and slowly, "I'm beginning to doubt life."

As soon as the third child heard that Lu Jigong was not angry, he breathed a sigh of relief and persuaded him carelessly, "It's okay, ah, it's a good thing that I kissed you, that kid Yang Xi, we can be regarded as not getting rich."

Lu Zhenggong's eyes were empty.

"Oh, by the way, are you borrowing seats or are you real relatives?"

Lu Jin closed his eyes with no love in his heart.

Lu Jigong was still in this state when he returned to the dormitory at night.

Yang Xi originally planned to enlighten him, but Lu actively extended his hand and refused, "Don't comfort me, I'm just confused, let me be quiet."

Yang Xi's Adam's apple twitched, "Feel sick?"

"No, I just need to reflect on my stupidity."

Yang Xi seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

Lu actively is indeed self-reflection.

First, you shouldn't believe so much that you are good-looking enough to win the lottery. Second, don't easily trust a group of people you have offended. Third——Lv actively thinks about the scene of Yang Xi kissing him again and again in his mind.

Fuck, beep the dog!I can't even think about it rationally!

Why do two straightforward guys like me and Xiaocao have to be really close!It's fine if you're really close!Why should such a straight man be so nervous!The most important thing is, why should I care so much about the leeks I ate at night!

It's not right to pay attention at all!

In the end, Lu Zhenggong could only attribute everything that was wrong to his first kiss.

That's right, the first time, I was a little unaccustomed to it.

At this moment, in the campus forum.

The post on the front page has exploded.

First floor: "Brilliant! The kiss of the school girl!"

The second floor: "The little shou who was kissed by the school grass is so cute! Which department and which class! Please tell me!"

The third floor: "Upstairs, the one who was kissed is a classmate who is a school grass, and he is still in the same dormitory. Thank you."

The fourth floor: "Damn it! What a coincidence? This day's fate is also lucky to fly out of the sky!"

The fifth floor: "I've brainstormed a [-]-word Danmei novel [Manual goodbye"

……

The silent dormitory in the middle of the night seemed to be facing a prehistoric force in the near future.