The school grass roommate is highly toxic

As soon as the car drove into the ancient city of Fenghuang, a man followed him on a motorcycle, shouting something to Lu Jiji.

Lu Actively was a little dazed, staring at the man would confirm that he didn't recognize him, not knowing what to do, Yang Xi looked out the window lightly, "Don't worry about it."

Lu actively thought that he had seen this kind of situation when he was doing strategy before, what is this called?Lu actively held back the question for a long time before asking, "A wild tour guide to solicit customers?"

Yang Xi couldn't help but laugh when he heard Lu Jigong's description, "Yes, a wild tour guide."

Lu Actively thought that the man would stop following him after walking for a while, but after several traffic lights, the man was still riding a motorcycle and shouting at Lu Actively. There was a bit of traffic jam ahead. The man knocked on the car window of Lu Zhenggong, and said a lot. The local accent was a bit heavy. "No, we can do it ourselves,"

The man put his hands on the car window and started to say something again. Lu actively stared at the shape of the other's mouth, listening more carefully than the college entrance examination, and finally understood what the man said, "Follow me, I will take you to play, It's half the price of eating, drinking and having fun."

Lu Jigong was a little moved for a moment, and looked at Yang Xi hesitantly. The man probably understood that Yang Xi was the one who made the decision, and told Yang Xi what he had said just now. Yang Xi just waved his hand and shook it again. My mobile phone, "Already ordered."

When the man heard this, he got up impatiently, sniffed and spit on the ground, turned the car around and left.

Lu's positive mood... To use the dialect of the Shiyan girls in the class, "It's really boring."

Yang Xi smiled and rubbed Lu Actively's head, "Are you planning to agree just now? Don't take it personally."

The road traffic jam finally eased, Yang Xi closed the window on Lu Jigong's side, and drove the car slowly with the convoy.

Lu Jiji originally planned to live in the inn on the shore of Hongqiao, but when he went to book a room, there were almost no rooms, and considering safety issues, Lu Jiji finally followed Yang Xi's advice and stayed in a star-rated hotel, anyway It's not paying for it yourself.Before checking in, Lu actively checked the price of the room again, clicked his tongue twice, and couldn't help thinking about being a prodigal.

After tidying up in the room for a while, just as it was almost time for dinner, the two went out to look for food.

I took a taxi and went straight to Hongqiao. There were a lot of tourists coming to Fenghuang during the holidays. The bridge in the ancient city was bustling with people. Many men and women who were about the same age as Lu Jigong laughed and recorded their youthful years with their devices. There were many old people on the side of the road. Guarding the baskets with garlands, he yelled at the handsome men and women passing by to buy one to wear on his head. Yang Xi smiled and raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Jiji, "I'll buy one with you?"

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "It feels weird to wear it."

"Why is it strange?"

Lu actively pursed his lips, "It's a bit of a mother."

Both sides of the river are stilted buildings with local customs and customs. Obviously, there are still people living there, and clothes are still hanging outside. Lu Zhengzheng is extremely excited, and he walks a little bit like walking. Yang Xi follows behind, which is funny. Raising the corner of his mouth, "Why are you so excited?"

Lu actively looked back at Yang Xi with a bright smile, "I feel that this place is very suitable for a literary god like me. My literary and artistic temperament has found its home here."

"Then what is your body used for?"

"Before, the only use of my body was to imprison a soul that had nowhere to rest in the bustling world."

Yang Xi stretched out his hand and patted Lu Zhengzheng's buttocks, "Then what was in harmony with me before?"

Lu Jigong's ears turned red from choking, "Vulgar! Superficial!"

When we got to the boat by the river, there were still a lot of people waiting for the boat, Yang Xi frowned, "Why don't we go to another place first? Wait for the next batch?"

Lu actively shook his head, looked at the boat with bright eyes, and held on to Yang Xi's arm, "What if there are more people in the next batch when we come back?"

Yang Xi smiled and nodded, "It makes sense."

As a result, Lu Jiji and the others were lucky, and it happened to be their turn to board the group. Lu Jiji beamed, "Look, you listened to me, right?"

Yang Xi pampered Lu Zhenggong's head.

Sitting on the boat, Lu actively held the school grass with one hand, and leaned into the river with the other hand, feeling the coolness of the water flowing over his fingertips. When someone escaped from the organization and came to a small town to spend his old age in peace, when the soul-stirring BGM was playing in his mind, a girl in front asked cautiously, "Are you a donkey whip?"

While Yang Xi shook his head calmly and said he wasn't, Lu Actively nodded in confusion.

This scene was very embarrassing, Yang Xi had a helpless face, and Lu Actively looked even more confused, the girl blushed and bowed, "I'm sorry to disturb you."

Lu Jigong felt very embarrassed about making such a move. He glanced at the school grass as if asking, and after getting the consent, Lu actively poked the girl's arm and smiled, "It's nothing to disturb, don't be embarrassed."

The girl glanced at Yang Xi again, Yang Xi shrugged her shoulders with a gentle smile on her face, and the girl replied, "I really like you guys so much, I have been following you all on Weibo, if I met you some time ago I'm definitely going to scream with excitement."

Lu actively blushed a little after being confessed, "Thank you, I think you are quite reserved."

The girl chuckled, "No, the main reason is that I saw a post the day before yesterday, and the host expressed the hope that we could restrain ourselves when we saw the three-dimensional CP. To be normal to you is to respect you, so today I saw that you have already A lot of restraint."

Lu actively smiled and looked back at Yang Xi, and then said, "Sister, you are very enlightened. I seem to have read the post you mentioned. In fact, I personally don't think there is anything disrespectful about being followed. It feels like... sister, you know, Dad, I still hope to live a low-key life."

The girl grinned, "I understand, private space."

The more Lu actively looked at the other party, the more inexplicably he felt that the other party was very familiar, and tentatively called out an ID, "Sawwhip little expert?"

The little expert opened his eyes slightly, "Hey, it's me, how do you know?"

After knowing the waistcoat, Lu Jigong immediately felt that the other party was familiar with him a lot and no longer put on the airs of Internet celebrities. The little sawwhip expert did not hurt himself in the comment area. Lu actively pursed his lips, "Go to your homepage to see your photos , thinking that I will give you a blade when I see you in real life, if your photo is not a little distorted, I guess I can recognize you faster."

The little expert was no longer shy, and the two of them started to hurt each other following Lu Jigong's words.

The two didn't see much scenery until they disembarked, but they got closer through mutual damage.

Yang Xi watched the two chattering silently from the side, and regretted why he didn't insist on waiting for the next batch before boarding the boat, so he could only insert the topic and ask the little expert, "Did you come alone?"

Seeing the high-cold school girl speaking, the little expert became very reserved, "Yes, yes."

"Yes." Yang Xi nodded, and continued to ask politely, "Is the road going well?"

The little expert pursed his lips, "When I entered the city, I was cheated by the motorbikes there, saying that the accommodation was cheap, but when I went to see it, I found that the accommodation conditions were very poor, and in the end I was cheated even if I didn't stay in the inn. After paying a sum of money, I still stayed in a hotel.”

Lu actively regained the right to speak in a timely manner, and said earnestly, "You little girls should be careful when playing outside by themselves. Fortunately, it's just a scam of money. It's not good to be robbed for sex. You look like Dad and me, absolutely not I was deceived by this, after all, my father's IQ is here, and I also met one when I came in, so you can see that I was not fooled."

Yang Xi pursed his lips and did not disrupt the stage.

The little expert just wanted to go back, but when he saw the school grass's face, he felt that something was wrong, and immediately realized that he had disturbed other people's two-person world, and hurriedly exchanged a few words and left.

Yang Xi put his hand on Lu Active's shoulders, motioning him to focus on himself, "There are snacks here, try some before going to the restaurant?"

"Yes, yes." Lu actively looked at the golden fried shrimp in front of him and swallowed.

Lu Jigong, who had eaten the snack, was obviously in a good mood, and he and Yang Xi took a bite of each other, "I thought you would say that this kind of roadside stalls are not clean like my mother."

Yang Xi had a smile on his lips, "You and I have eaten, am I still afraid of eating something unclean?"

Lu actively didn't want to talk, took the snack back to his mouth, and refused to feed the school grass.

Yang Xi went to snatch the food from Lu Jigong's mouth, and the two had a quarrel without shame.

When crossing the bridge, there was a small pavilion. Lu Jiji and the others sat down and took a rest, took pictures of the beautiful scenery of the motherland with their mobile phones, and took pictures of Lu Jixi and sighed, "I should have brought your DSLR."

Yang Xi glanced at Lu Jigong helplessly, "Who said the DSLR was too heavy and left it when he went out?"

Lu actively smacked his mouth, "Aren't I afraid that you will have to memorize it hard? Besides, the mobile phone takes pretty good pictures."

"..."

On the opposite side sat an old man selling garlands, smiling at the crowd, with the setting sun behind him, Lu actively looked at this scene and couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth like a grandfather, showing his chattering nature , went to find the old man for a conversation, and bought two garlands.

The old man squatted down and helped him wear one. Lu actively took the remaining string of flowers and put it on Yang Xi's head with a smirk. Patted Yang Xi's cheek, "My wife is so handsome."

Yang Xi curled his lips and let Lu actively belittle him, "Didn't you say you think it's weird to wear a wreath?"

"Oh, come out to play to enjoy life, just be happy, don't care what kind of motherfucker he is." Said Lu actively whistled at Yang Xi, "Oh, my wife is so beautiful."

Yang Xi stood up amusedly, and held Lu Jigong's hand, "Let's go to eat."