The school grass roommate is highly toxic

Lu Zhengzheng's Adam's apple twitched, "Yang Xi has already come out to his family, and on my side...I want to pave the way for my parents for a while, otherwise it will be too sudden."

Teacher Zhang picked up a piece of pork belly, "Okay, since we have decided to be together, we must live a good life in the future."

Lu actively bent his mouth and nodded.

After dinner, when the troops walked back to school together, Lu Jigong and the school grass fell behind, and the two of them walked slowly behind.

"Are you going home to sweep the graves of your ancestors during the Qingming Festival?" Lu actively asked.

Yang Xi shook his head, "No, what about you?"

"Our family has to go back to our hometown every year to visit the grave."

Yang Xi raised his eyebrows, "Tomb-sweeping Day seems to be the day before your birthday?"

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "A few years ago, my birthday was still on the Ching Ming Festival. Others eat cakes on their birthdays and live in the city with a group of gay friends. On my birthday, I have to go to the countryside to sweep graves, but it is also very meaningful to go back to my hometown to spend my life. That's it."

"This year, you're also going back to your hometown?"

"I don't know." Lu actively shook his head, "My mother and I will fight for a life in the city this year. If we can't fight for it, it's okay, anyway, you have to stay with me no matter where you go. "

The school grass smiled, her long and narrow eyes sparkled with stars, "Is there anything you want for your birthday?"

"Shouldn't you prepare it yourself and then surprise me?"

"So you still know how to be fun, who asked me what I want on my birthday?" Yang Xi joked.

Lu Jigong was a little embarrassed and embarrassed to say that if Xihua didn't find him that day, he might not even know that the school grass was about to die, so he could only scratch the back of his head and smile, "Didn't the two of us have nothing to do at that time?" , I will definitely get distracted in the future. Speaking of this, let me ask you something, is it a coincidence that Xihua bought that book anyway?"

"It's not a coincidence. I met in the office a few days ago and chatted for a while. She said that she checked my Weibo and found that I like Magnum, so she gave me that book." Yang Xi smiled, "How is it? Is the gift from Xihua more distracting than yours?"

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "If she gets distracted, you will still marry me in the end. Isn't she already with someone else and why is she telling you this?"

Yang Xi helplessly reached out and rubbed Lu Active's hair, "We're just talking about this, you haven't said what you want for your birthday yet."

For a moment, Lu Zhengfei couldn't think of anything he wanted in particular, "Let me do it last time?"

Yang Xi smiled and said nothing.

Lu actively felt the humiliation of being despised for no reason, and waved his hands, "Forget it, let me spare you, just remember to stay with me during the Ching Ming Festival."

When the third child started snoring and grinding his teeth at night, Lu Jiji hadn't fallen asleep yet.

Lying in bed baking pies, having trouble sleeping, trying to lay the groundwork before coming out to my family is one thing, but how to actually do it is another.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with a specific idea, and I couldn't fall asleep. After tossing and turning for a while, I took out my phone and checked Weibo.

As soon as he opened the Weibo interface, Lu Jigong suddenly remembered the matter of Cui Nancheng. He flipped through the private messages of the unfollowed people for a while, and replied to some girls' blessings, and then found the "Kite Chaser". It's funny, an emoji of Teletubbies waving, "I'm here, do you see me?"

Lu actively moved his thumb and replied to the message, "I saw you, I just opened Weibo to read the news now hehe." After sending the message, Lu actively checked the time, and it has been more than three hours since he sent the message. He should not be online anymore, and he was thinking about whether to reject him right now, when the other party replied, "It's okay, do you remember my name?"

"Cui Nansheng? Are these words?"

"Cui Nancheng."

"I still remember the sound correctly, hehehe." Lu actively praised himself, and then asked, "I think you look strangely familiar, have we talked before?"

Cui Nansheng sent a confused emoji, "Are you trying to strike up a conversation? Sorry, I'm a straight man."

Lu Actively raised the corners of his mouth in a funny way. He looks so simple and honest, and he can talk wildly when chatting through the screen. Lu Actively searched in the gallery and found that his phone did not save a few emoticons. Instantly, he felt that he had to communicate with others. There was a language barrier. When I returned to the chat interface, Cui Nansheng just sent a message, "You have a pretty good memory. We saw the scene where you smoked in a private theater last time. I went to help out for half a day. , I seemed to be helping to move a tripod when I was talking to you?"

"Yes, yes, it's really you. I thought I remembered it wrong. You're not from W University? Why did you go to Zheng Xuan's place to do field affairs?"

"My cousin is from your school. I went to work for him for a long time that day." Before Lu could actively reply, Cui Nansheng sent another message, "Why don't we add WeChat or Q? I feel like I don't have an emoji They won't talk anymore."

When Lu actively read the news, he felt that the other party was a kindred spirit, so he hurriedly made friends with the other party on Q.

The two chatted with emoticons on Q for a while, and Lu actively collected a lot of new emoticons. Then he remembered the business, and he still didn't know how to politely refuse, so he said directly, "That Regarding the interview, I don't really want to take it, I feel a little... disturbing my life." After speaking, I felt a little embarrassed and quickly sent an emoji to ease the atmosphere.

"It's okay, I don't have to do that topic, so can we make friends?"

The other party's attitude almost made Lu Jigong's favorability for him soar, and he quickly replied, "Okay, yes, of course."

When I had lunch with the school girl the next day, Lu Jiji was replying to a message from Cui Nansheng.

Yang Xi glanced lightly at Lu Active's phone interface, and tapped his plate with chopsticks, "Don't play with your phone while eating."

"Immediately." Lu actively smiled at the school grass with a playful smile, told Cui Nancheng that he was going to eat, and put down his phone.

The school grass asked casually, "Who were you chatting with just now?"

"It's the guy who wanted to interview us yesterday, Cui Nansheng. By the way, he is really the guy who talked to us at the private theater that day. I asked."

Yang Xi nodded, indicating that he understood, "You added him as a friend with Q?"

"Well, there are no emoticons in Weibo private messages, I feel like I have a language barrier."

Yang Xi didn't speak, and ate a fish ball.

Lu actively looked at his face, a little uncertain about the mood of the school grassroots, "I feel that he has a good personality, and he can chat with me quite well. It's just a friend, it's nothing bad, what a bad guy There are so many."

"Where's his interview? Did you take it?"

"No." Lu actively smiled and shook his head, "I'm so afraid of trouble, why would I answer?"

Yang Xi just hummed.

Lu Jigong stared at Yang Xi for a while, then kicked Yang Xi's foot, "What are you thinking?"

Yang Xi frowned, and picked out the celery from the bowl, "I was wondering why he only asked you for your contact information when interviewing us."

Lu Jigong couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "Are you jealous of my handsomeness? The reason why I didn't ask for your contact information is that you are too handsome to make people feel distanced." He smiled and said, "I'm just comforting you, don't take it too seriously, after all I'm really charismatic."

"I have a feeling that he is here to poach a corner." Yang Xi frowned and said in a serious tone.

Lu Jiji almost slapped the table and laughed wildly, "Hahahaha don't make trouble, do you think everyone is gay? He is straight."

"You used to be straight too."

For a moment, Lu Jigong was speechless.

Thanks to Lu Jiji's many days of coquettish efforts, Lu Jiji finally doesn't have to go back to his hometown to sweep the grave this year. Yang Xi thought that Lu Jiji likes to be lively, and originally planned to invite people who had a good relationship with Lu Jiji to get together and make a fuss. Later, Lu actively said that he would go to a nearby tourist attraction during the Qingming holiday, and Yang Xi was also happy to be in the world of two people.

The two discussed it and decided to go to Fenghuang. To be more precise, they decided to go to Fenghuang under the strong suggestion of Lu Jigong.

I packed my luggage the day before, and the two of them set off early in the morning the next day.

The school grass drove the car, and Lu actively sat in the co-pilot's seat, obviously very excited along the way.

Yang Xi hooked the corner of his mouth, "Do you have any plot against Phoenix?"

"Beipingyaonanfenghuang, isn't it the former residence of Shen Congwen? Go there and have a look, besides, the ginger candy there is delicious."

Yang Xi smiled helplessly, "Actually, the point is ginger candy, right?"

"Vulgar! We went to experience the cultural customs, is it for eating, drinking and having fun?"

"Yes." Yang Xi nodded honestly.

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "Old driver, can you drive well? Where are you talking so much?"

Yang Xi turned on the turn signal and overtook the whistling BYD in front, "I'm asking you something, you confess and refuse to be strict."

"Huh?" Lu actively tilted his head.

"Is Daxiong the name of your dog?"

Lu actively smiled awkwardly, "No, no, how is it possible, that's my pet name for you."

Yang Xi pursed his lips, "I read all your talk yesterday."

"..."

"You have an article saying that my Daxiong is grabbing food from me, and the photo shows you and Teddy still have a bowl of dog food."

"... Daxiong is really not my dog's name, trust me."

Yang Xi didn't look at Lu Actively, and sighed, "Just be happy."

"No, my dog's name is Shagou, Nobita... just a former name."

Yang Xi's expression was very delicate, silently feeling the difference between Lu Jigong's address for himself from the school grass to the dog's former name, and by the way began to consider whether to use the lubricant and condom in the bag tonight.

Lu actively looked at Yang Xi's expression a little uneasy, "Hey, it's just a name, don't mind it too much, we big men don't care about it, Daxiong is really good, I like this name quite a lot."

Yang Xi nodded, "Very good."