The History of God of War Tricking Dragons

Casuodi stood on the hillside with his arms folded, seeing that the group of bald "Li Xiao" in front of him had started to "cannibalize each other", so he decided to stand on the sidelines.

Yes, when Cassodi met the first "fake Li Xiao", he found that the spells on Li Xiao's head had disappeared, replaced by a bald head, looking more and more like a bandit.

Cassodi was still surprised at the time, but that "fake Li Xiao" explained to him that it was because after arriving in this cave, his seal was completely lifted, so those spells were automatically eliminated.

But looking at it now, if a tortoise-headed Li Xiao with mantras on his head suddenly appeared at this time, maybe Casuodi would pay more attention to it.

But it's a pity that Zhen Li Xiao, who was in the chaos at this time, was also a bald Xiao Xiao...

The spell on his head has indeed completely disappeared because of the lifting of the seal.

Li Xiao was still puzzled, these ghosts could even imitate his bald head so vividly, they were so up-to-date with the times that it made people purple!

To be honest, if you look at it separately, these "Li Xiao" are really no different from the real Li Xiao, no matter in terms of appearance or inner temperament.

The unscrupulous laughter, the gangster tone, and even the style of fighting at the slightest disagreement are enough to make it impossible to distinguish the truth from the fake.

Not to mention Cassodi standing on the hillside, even Li Xiao, who was in the middle of the melee, was beaten with his arms and legs bound. He always felt that he was hitting himself, and it hurt whether he was hit or not.

The so-called real tricks under the hands, after about half an hour, only one of the large group of "Li Xiao" was left standing.

Although Li Xiao, who stood out from the crowd, won, he was still scarred.

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, looked up at Kasuodi who was standing on the hillside, and said with a smile, "Daughter-in-law has been waiting for a long time!"

After saying that, Li Xiao looked around for a week and then spit out: "These bastards really look like labor and capital, and it's really troublesome to deal with them."

Cassodi looked coldly at Li Xiao who finally won.

This tone and style are indeed exactly the same as the Li Xiao in his impression.

However, for Casuodi who has been deceived several times, he has another way to test the real Li Xiao.

It is said that Li Xiao is a sword, and what he believes in most is power.

That's why he has the arrogance of beating up if you don't accept it, until you are convinced.

And Cassodi is the scabbard, with a calm and self-controlled temper.

In most cases, he doesn't like to be violent, he is indifferent but not indifferent, and his mind is extremely delicate.

That, though, was when Cassidy wasn't getting pissed off.

Let me ask, after encountering a wave of monsters pretending to be their fiancés, and being cheated several times, who can not be angry?

So Kasuodi on the hillside faced the only remaining Li Xiao, just smiled coldly, flew up, and attacked Li Xiao with homemade ice thorns in both hands!

Yes, Cassodi, who was already furious, decided to use his own strength to test the authenticity of his fiancé.

At the beginning, Li Xiao didn't fight back, just like husband and wife fighting, one side is always the defender.

But under Casuodi's pursuit step by step, Li Xiao's already injured body began to be overwhelmed, and his rebellious temper was also aroused.

"Daughter-in-law, if you continue to make trouble so unreasonably, I will fight back!"

To this, Cassodi, who was holding an ice thorn, didn't respond.

It's just that the trend of attack is more violent!

In the end, Li Xiao took out a huge black sword from nowhere, and shot back at Casuodi with a cold face.

And Casodi just frowned slightly, and then turned around to avoid Li Xiao's counterattack, but Casodi's speed was obviously half a point slower than Li Xiao's, seeing that the giant sword couldn't hit Casodi when it hurts his vitals, but also hurts his back——

Li Xiao who was holding a huge sword suddenly stopped attacking!

When Casuodi stood up straight and looked at Li Xiao, he realized that his chest had been pierced by a beast-like dragon claw.

"Idiot, how could I beat my wife with a sword!"

A leisurely voice came from behind "Li Xiao".

With a cold face, Kasuodi tilted his head and looked. At some time, Li Xiao, who was suspected of being beaten, stood up. He was not in a hurry, and at the right time, he buried his paws in the attacking card. Sodi's "Li Xiao" chest.

Li Xiao withdrew the claw that had turned back into a human hand, and shook it with a look of disgust.

Suddenly, there was a cold touch on his neck.

Cassodi appeared beside Li Xiao like a ghost, holding an ice thorn, and quietly pressed against Li Xiao's throat.

The strength of this ice thorn is very ingenious, enough to make people feel a deadly threat, but it has not yet reached the point of piercing the skin.

However, the man whose life was threatened by the ice thorn pressed his throat did not evade or try to resist, but just smiled shamelessly: "Daughter-in-law, although my skin looks like it can be broken, smooth and tender, in fact If you want to completely cut it apart, if you don't come with something exciting, it won't work."

Casuodi silently glanced at the rough "breakable" skin exposed on Li Xiao's neck, rolled his eyes imperceptibly, and then turned the ice spike in his hand into a puddle of snow water .

"How did it come so slowly?"

Casuodi asked casually, and at the same time stretched out his wet hand to Li Xiao's clothes to wipe it clean.

At this moment, Cassodi had fully confirmed that the thick-skinned guy in front of him was the real Li Xiao.

The reason is simple, trust.

As Li Xiao himself said, no matter what the reason, he would never stab Cassodi with his sword.

In the same way, regardless of the reason, it is impossible for Casuodi to really want Li Xiao's life.

The one who took out his weapon to fight back under Kasuodi's pretentious offensive, no matter how high his force value is, even if he can still pull out a black giant sword decently, it cannot be the real Li Xiao.

Therefore, Cassodi's way of distinguishing the real and the fake Li Xiao from the beginning was not by force, but by confirming the real Li Xiao's trust in him.

Li Xiao saw that he had completely gained the trust of his own wife, and then saw the "fake Li Xiao" all over the place, and inexplicably felt a sense of superiority.

Sure enough, even in the "huge crowd", his daughter-in-law can still recognize "heroes" with discerning eyes!

Li Xiao proudly puffed out his chest, and didn't care that his clothes were wet and wrinkled by Kasuodi's hands, and started beating the snake with a stick, taking the opportunity to confess his newly recovered identity.

Of course, Li Xiao understated his hundreds of millions of years of memories and experiences, generally saying that they were all "brilliant deeds" in his previous life, and have nothing to do with him now.

Then, Li Xiao emphatically explained to his daughter-in-law that although he is not the real Li Xiao, the blue-star carbon-based man, whether it was saving the earth in his previous life or meeting little Cassodi, he became "" What happened after Li Xiao.

Therefore, even if it turns out that he is not the real "Li Xiao", it does not affect the fact that he is the hero of his daughter-in-law and her fiancé at all!

After listening to Li Xiao's explanation, Cassodi didn't even bother to roll his eyes.

He felt that he had found himself a fiancé who was completely fake.

But fortunately, Cassodi is also an informal man with a big heart.

Regarding the identity of his fiancé, he did not "dislike" his fiancé's racial heterogeneity.

You know, our little prince can calmly accept even having sex with a monster with two genitals. May I ask, what else can't he accept?

But the strange thing is that when Cassodi heard the pronunciation of "Bu Meizan", he suddenly felt a little itchy in his tooth socket.

Immediately afterwards, under Li Xiao's careful and ingratiating gaze, Casuodi also told a "story".

For Cassidy, those memories planted on the ground are like a hearsay "story".

He wasn't even sure if he had really experienced those years, but he still mentioned a few words to Li Xiao casually.

Cassodi simply said that although he didn't know what species he was in his previous life, he probably encountered a psychopathic opponent in his previous life.

Not only planted him on the ground for thousands of years, but even verbally hurt him because of his slow growth.

So much so that the moment he inherited that memory, he felt his teeth itch a bit, and wanted to find out that perverted reincarnation, and then bite him.

Hearing this, Li Xiao put his bald head on his head, showing a dumbfounded expression.

Seeing this, Cassodi frowned slightly, and asked, "Is there something wrong with your expression?"

Thousands of thoughts flashed across Li Xiao's mind.

He never thought that Cassodi was the stump of the same kind that he planted when he was extremely bored!

But thinking about it, it’s also Di Na’s plump Tenaixi form, but other Tenaixi can only stimulate his appetite, but his wife, Kasuodi, made him think about her sexy and beautiful fart| share……

This is enough to explain the unusualness of his daughter-in-law!

As the oldest living beings, although they have powerful strength beyond the reach of all existing species, they lack the innate instinct of other species.

The instinct to reproduce.

This is also the fundamental reason why Bu Meizan didn't hesitate at all when he finally swallowed the last of his kind.

They never needed companions, didn't need to reproduce.

However, after completely losing his kind, Bu Meizan, who lived alone, planted a stump for himself in a whimsical way.

Perhaps in his initial thought, he simply wanted to grow a species of the same kind, and then fight and eat it.

Unexpectedly, this behavior of his changed the flaws in his hidden original genes.

Because boredom is planted, so there is something to look forward to.

Because of hard work and dedication, I am reluctant to give up.

These expectations and reluctance finally made Li Xiao have the idea that he must not let him die when he first met little Casuodi.

It's just that Li Xiao at that time thought it was just his responsibility and responsibility as a Blue Star soldier.

But now, Li Xiao doesn't know whether the two males, himself and Kasuodi, can reproduce.

But he is clear that in this world, only Cassodi is his kind, and it is also the only kind that can arouse his instinctive animal desire, and it is the only kind that can make him want to stick together forever.

Thus, Li Xiao looked at Kasuodi and his eyes became brighter.

Because he suddenly discovered that his daughter-in-law is really precious, it is almost unique!

Li Xiao was very fortunate, fortunately, the ancient self who only knew how to eat except for fighting, unexpectedly did such a significant thing in his long and extremely boring life!

Plant a piece of undigested meat, and reap a beautiful daughter-in-law!

At this moment, Li Xiao can no longer imagine, if there is no Cassodi in this world, what would happen after he regains his memory and power?

Do you continue to pretend to be crazy and live in the universe for self-amusement?Or do you sleep forever in the abyss of the sea because you have nothing to look forward to?

Fortunately, fortunately, he is not alone.

Good thing he had Cassidy.

Therefore, he is still not the omnipotent Bu Meizan, nor the impeccable Lord of Devourer.

He is Li Xiao, a blue star warrior who will guard peace with Casuodi and protect everything they cherish, Li Xiao.

Unable to help himself, Li Xiao stretched out his arms, wanting to give his precious daughter-in-law a loving hug.

It's a pity that Kasuodi, who had no idea what Li Xiao was thinking, seriously rejected him.

In Casuodi's view, Li Xiao's dumbfounded appearance with a bald head is already stupid enough, but now his eyes are shining inexplicably and he wants to reach out to eat his "tofu", it is simply stupid and bad , I can't bear it at all!

"No matter what you are thinking in your useless mind, please wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth, and then think about the business!"

After Kasuodi pushed Li Xiao away, he looked disgusted.

But Casodi had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly said: "Li Xiao, do you have something to hide from me? Maybe we knew each other in the previous life?"

As he spoke, Casuodi stared at Li Xiao for a while.

Li Xiao's scalp was numb from Kasuodi's stare, and he thought, if his wife knew that he was the "perverted" opponent who wanted to bite him, he would inevitably be beaten again!

Thinking of the bruises on his body that have not been completely removed, Li Xiao honestly thinks that this is not the best time to confess!

"Daughter-in-law, you think too much!"

"You said that you were planted on the ground in your previous life and could not move, but I wandered around the universe. Except for finally building a nest and sleeping on Blue Star, I never stayed anywhere!"

Seeing Li Xiao's calm expression, Casuodi was still a little puzzled.

However, considering that this place is not suitable for pursuing private matters, he just gave Li Xiao a glare and did not continue to ask questions.

Afterwards, Li Xiao explained to Cassodi the origin of those fake Li Xiao.

It turns out that these are the breaths he exhaled when he was sleeping. After being refined by the fire in the center of the earth, he opened his mind and wanted to gain the power to leave here, so he pretended to be him and misled the gatekeeper. Then murder Cassidy.

Because as long as they absorb Cassodi's power, the creatures produced by these snorts can truly obtain entities and get rid of the constraints of this abyss cave.

After listening to Li Xiao's explanation, Casuodi was a little emotional, but also had a question.

Why absorbing his power, the creatures produced by Li Xiao's closure can have entities?Does he have any relationship with Li Xiao?

It's just that before Casuodi asked the question, those "Li Xiao" lying on the ground began to vaporize one after another, and finally disappeared completely.

And a huge eye blocked the entrance of the cave, peeping pitifully inside.

Cassodi didn't know how he could see the pitiful emotion in a bloodshot eye that was terrifying no matter how you looked, anyway, when Li Xiao was furiously about to kick it up, Cassodi still stretched out his hand pulled him.

"What are you doing, daughter-in-law?"

Li Xiao who was pulled back was full of impatience!

You know, he is very violent and unreasonable about these things that try to hurt his daughter-in-law.

"This stupid thing can't tell the truth from the fake. Let it guard the door against thieves. In the end, it listened to the thieves' words and wanted to bite the master back. It's so stupid that it can't be kept!"

The giant abyss eyes seem to have understood Li Xiao's words, and they looked at Kasuodi even more aggrieved...

Kasuodi didn't bother to tell Li Xiaoduo, but just gave him a cold look, and then said calmly: "I still have something to ask, you, stand aside."

"..."

Li Xiao rubbed his nose and obediently stood aside.

"Now, I ask, you answer."

Cassodi's expression was still icy, but the giant eye of the abyss was dog-legged. In the blink of an eye, it became only half the size of a person, and rolled to Cassodi's feet with a grunt.

It was at this moment that Cassodi saw clearly that except for one eye of the giant eye of the abyss, the others were seaweeds that rolled together in a mess and formed a circle.

"If the answer to my question is yes, you can blink once, otherwise blink twice, understand?"

The giant eyes of the abyss quickly blinked.

Casuodi nodded, then stretched out his finger to Li Xiao, and asked, "Apart from the creatures produced by his breath, are there any other ancient creatures in this cave?"

The giant eyes of the abyss blinked twice without even thinking about it.

Cassodi frowned when he heard this, and continued to ask: "Then have other creatures capable of planting ancient creatures ever come here?"

The giant eyes of the abyss rolled their eyeballs, looked in Li Xiao's direction, and then blinked their eyes twice in a timely manner after receiving a cue from a fist...

Kasuodi was unwilling, he always felt that the perverted idiot should have been here, but when Kasuodi wanted to ask something more, Li Xiao suddenly said from the side: "Daughter-in-law, look at your snow and ice The lava solidified by force is the lava of the fire in the center of the earth, if you take a little back and give it back to Gedandan, it will help it grow!"

Cassidy thought, yes.

Isn't Gedandan a small star nucleus source, these frozen lavas are probably really good for Gedandan.

With such an interruption, Casuodi no longer asked questions about the giant eyes of the abyss, but was dragged by Li Xiao to find a piece of ice crystal lava that fit Gedandan's aesthetics.

As for the giant eyes of the abyss, under Li Xiao's suggestion, they quietly hid in the depths of the cave.

After Casuodi knocked a piece of ice crystal lava, Li Xiao led him out of the cave in the abyss without stopping.

And before leaving, he inhaled all the breath he had left behind into his body. Snoring or something is really not a good habit!

Although both Cassodi and Li Xiao feel that it hasn't been long since they went to sea, it has actually been several months...

Not only the seven saints of Blue Star gathered at the beach, waiting eagerly, even Emperor Sauron of Di Na star condescended to guard the beach.

It is said that in the past few months, after finally restoring the order of the empire in an orderly manner, Emperor Sauron discovered that his youngest son had been going to Blue Star for some time.

You know, in the eyes of Emperor Sauron, the youngest son is like his lifeblood, his last hope and inheritance, and there must be no more mistakes.

So after several unsuccessful attempts to contact Cassodi, Emperor Sauron had the cheek to contact Blue Star's political core, the Seven Saints.

However, Emperor Sauron, who had completely let go of his grievances against the Blue Star government, obviously only wanted to find his youngest son, but was inexplicably dragged to the negotiating table by seven old foxes. , into an in-depth discussion.

In the end, the Di Na Empire not only renewed the alliance agreement, but also signed several supplementary agreements that are beneficial to the trade and technological exchanges between Blue Star and Di Na Star.

Of course, these agreements are mutually beneficial to Blue Star and Di Naxing. Although Emperor Sauron intends to back down due to many previous reasons, the seven old foxes dare not take too much advantage.

After all, it is their eldest fiancé's husband's family. If the lion is really aggressive, their "fox fur" will be stripped off by the "inward-fearing" boss...

After these agreements were preliminarily drawn up, Emperor Sauron began to find seven old foxes to have a son, so they came to the seaside and waited for it. This hope lasted for another month.

This day was originally a sunny day.

Just suddenly, without any warning, thick sea fog began to gather from all directions, and in an instant, the clear sky was covered with dark clouds, and thunder and lightning flickered.

At this moment, although separated by the sea fog, almost everyone could vaguely see a huge black shadow emerging from the sea.

Looking at the outline of this black shadow, anyone who has seen the scene where the dragon expelled the insect mother knows that this black shadow that occupies almost the entire sea area is just a dragon head...

A moment later, a calm and deep dragon chant, from far to near, passed through the thick sea fog, directly hitting the hearts of all things.

At this time, all the people on the coast, whether they were blue stars or aliens, felt their legs were weak, and they either sat down or knelt down, but there was no one standing.

But at this moment, Emperor Sauron, who was also sitting on a boulder on the coast because of his weak legs, clearly saw the black shadow in the sea fog swimming towards him.

Just as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he saw a pair of huge black beast eyes and a pair of majestic dragon horns through the thick black mist.

Emperor Sauron didn't exclaim in alarm, he just quietly swallowed his second mouthful of saliva.

Because he found that between the two dragon horns of this legendary beast, there was a figure that he was very familiar with sleeping curled up.

A young, robust, snow-white, royal family Tenaishi.

A blister, carefully wrapped the white Teneth who dared to sleep on the dragon's head, and then gently placed it beside the Great Emperor Sauron.

And just when Emperor Sauron thought that the huge black shadow was about to leave the coast after handing over his youngest son, a greasy thing stuck out from the thick sea fog and pulled the sleeping boy The white Tenaisi licked it from the beginning to the end, until the white Tenaixi in sleep irritatedly slapped the greasy thing with its wings, and then it reluctantly left...

Regarding this, even the great Emperor Sauron, who had seen all kinds of turbulent waves and was not surprised, couldn't help but have a slightly distorted expression.

In fact, he also roughly knew who this black shadow hidden in the dense fog was. After all, after expelling the insect mother not long ago, he also talked with his youngest son, and naturally he also talked about his Blue Star fiancé.

It was because he knew that, after seeing this scene, Emperor Sauron was even more entangled in his heart...

After the black shadows were completely submerged in the dense fog, the sudden sea fog disappeared, and the weather of lightning and thunder gradually cleared up, and rays of sunlight shone on the entire sea area.

Just when everyone was still in shock, a man with a big bald head and a fierce face, but a tall and straight figure, dressed in a blue star military uniform, walked slowly towards the direction where the Great Emperor Sauron was.

The man gave a common military salute to Emperor Sauron, and then said with a three-pointed smile, "Father, I'm here to pick up my wife."

"..."

Emperor Sauron, who had only taken over his youngest son for a few minutes, was choked and speechless.

What is the point of this handover that lasts only a few minutes?

Could it be that his main role as a father is to act as a temporary "nanny" during the few minutes before this thing transforms into form?

But no matter what, this was the first official meeting between Emperor Sauron and his son-in-law.

Uh, he still felt that the "Father Emperor" was a bit too natural...

Half a year later, the most grand wedding in the universe was held on the snow-covered polar mirror star.

This is a wedding where there is no bride, only the groom, but with the blessing of the whole universe.

Cassodi sat on the mighty and tall Katina in a white dress, and Li Xiao walked in front of Katina in a black dress.

Although Li Xiao looks like an ant in comparison, the smile on his face has a taste of looking down on all living beings.

I saw a black thread of spiritual power emanating from Li Xiao's fingers, which was gently wrapped around Katina's neck, and then pulled the huge Katina. Katina carried his daughter-in-law on the bed. On a light blue carpet full of flowers.

Surrounded by happy and jubilant people from various planets, including in the sky, there are all kinds of spaceships graffitied with happiness and blessings.

The entire silent polar mirror star boiled because of this wedding.

But Cassodi, who was sitting on Katina's back, felt very peaceful at this moment.

The back like a small black spot seems to have a kind of magic power, which can make him no longer hear or see everything around him, and only wants to follow his footsteps wholeheartedly.

Perhaps it was the telepathy between the husband and wife, when Kasuodi was staring at Li Xiao's back in a daze, Li Xiao who was walking in front of Katina suddenly turned around and smiled at Kassodi.

Yes, it was such a sunny smile that helped the young Cassidy establish a strong and upright personality.

It is also such a wicked smile that makes the adult Cassodi willing to be his scabbard and stay together for life.

At this time, Li Xiao, who was looking up at Kasuodi, was thinking happily that he was indeed the luckiest Bu Meizan.

This kind of good thing that if a seed is planted in spring, a daughter-in-law can really be reaped in autumn, it can even be shared by him!

And the most important thing is, the daughter-in-law he planted is really getting rarer and rarer, and it hurts to hold it in my heart!

As for if the daughter-in-law finds out that she is the "idiot" who planted him in the future, will she turn against him and really want to bite him?

On this question, Li Xiao, also known as Bu Meizan, said that since he is rough-skinned and thick-skinned, he should just grind his teeth for his daughter-in-law, and there is nothing to be afraid of!

The most urgent task is to quickly walk through this long carpet, and then find a place with beautiful scenery, and enter the bridal chamber with the plump and sexy daughter-in-law Tianwei! (﹃)

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