[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

Chapter 55: 100 Questions of Salted Fish : Lin Fengmian×Klauen

1. May I have your name?

Lin Fengmian: Lin Fengmian, or Hector

Crown: black sparrow, or Lin Fengmian's Crown

2. What is your age?

Lin Fengmian: 28

Crane: Honey, It'sas——ecret

3. What is your gender?

Lin Fengmian: Male

Crane: Ha, ditto

4. What do you think your personality looks like?

Lin Fengmian: Calm, meticulous, maybe a bit old-fashioned

Kraun: Of course it is gentle, kind and cute balabala...

Lin Fengmian: Please shut up, thank you

5. What about the character of the other party?

Lin Fengmian: Crazy

Crone: Obviously very shy, but always expressionless, too arrogant

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Lin Fengmian: Abandoned factory, he almost killed me, but kissed me again

Crane: It was a long time ago, can't remember, he was so charming in uniform, I couldn't control my eyes

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Lin Fengmian: Crazy, or Genius

Crane: The exotic agent with the charming eyes

8. What do you like about the other party?

Lin Fengmian: No, never

Crane: That's the kind of duplicity

9. What do you dislike about the other party?

Lin Fengmian: all

Crane: It's the same kind of duplicity, it gives me a headache every time

10. Are you compatible with the other person's personality?

Lin Fengmian: Barely

Crane: Needless to say, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten married, would we?

11. How do you call each other?

Lin Fengmian: Crohn

Crane: dear

12. What do you want the other party to call you?

Lin Fengmian: .........This question, okay, Fengmian

Crown: Honey, I can't stop every time you call me "Crown" in a low voice

13. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Lin Fengmian: Do you still need to ask?crow, but now more like some kind of large dog

Crone: An owl,

14. If you give someone a gift, what will you give?

Lin Fengmian: I can get him off the wanted list

Crane: Of course it's me, dear, I'd be more than happy to die for you

Lin Fengmian: I'm not happy

15. So what gift do you hope to get?

Lin Fengmian: Nothing special

Crane: Of course it's you, Fengmian, even if it's a kiss on your own initiative

Lin Fengmian: ... (Suddenly grabbed the other party's neckline and kissed her) Then I hope you can stay with me quietly and always stay with me

Crane: Okay, Fengmian

The author who watched the drama: heartbroken old iron

16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Lin Fengmian: Yes, he is too crazy, I don’t like horror movies at all

Crane: Was Silent Hill bad?

17. What are your weaknesses?

Lin Fengmian: I may not be good at expressing emotions

Crone: It's okay, I know what you're thinking, Fengmian, I know

19. What do you hate each other for?

Lin Fengmian: Confess your love anytime, anywhere in public

Crane: Don't tell me anything, get yourself scarred

21. How far is the relationship between the two?

Lin Fengmian: We have formed a family

Crone: Go to bed N times

27. Who is the one who confessed?

Crane: It can't be him

Lin Fengmian: ...

28. How much do you like each other?

Lin Fengmian: I love him, since he has broken into my life, don't even think about leaving, even if it is death

Crane: I am willing to give everything for this person, of course I will not leave, Fengmian

30. What if the other party says that there is nothing you can do?

Lin Fengmian: "I love you"

Crane: "I love you too"

31. Do you suspect that the other party is different and wants to change, and what will you do?

Lin Fengmian: leave, forget everything

Crohn: It's not going to happen, and if it did, I don't know what I'd do

32. Is it allowed to be different?

Lin Fengmian: No

Crane: Absolutely not allowed

34. What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Lin Fengmian: His red eyes are so beautiful

Crane: everything about him

35. What is the sexiest appearance of the other party?

Lin Fengmian: When you look down at me

Klauen: Usually the buttons of the system are fastened tightly, but they are unbuttoned one by one for me

37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Lin Fengmian: No, I’m not good at it. I should ask him about it. He used to fool me around

Crane: Just a contact lens, honey, don't keep mentioning it

38. When do you feel the happiest?

Lin Fengmian: When he gently kissed me to comfort me

Crane: When he kissed me just now

45. How do you show love?

Crane: Skip, he won't do this

Lin Fengmian: ...

46. ​​What flowers are suitable for each other?

Lin Fengmian: Rose

Crane: honey, you're the rose, too hard to get close

47. Is there anything to hide between the two?

Lin Fengmian: There used to be, but not now

Crane: ditto

49. Is the relationship between the two known to everyone around you or is it a secret?

Lin Fengmian: He is just a big speaker

Crane: Everyone knows

51. Are you attacking or receiving?

Crane: I'm on top every time anyway

Lin Fengmian: ...

52. How did you decide?

Crone: He didn't drink too much that time - of course he doesn't drink too much now, so I led the way

Lin Fengmian: shut up

53. Are you satisfied with the situation?

Crone: Satisfied, it would be nice if he took the initiative more

Lin Fengmian: Dreaming

54. Where was the first time?

Lin Fengmian: My Guest Room

Crane: It's the room with the huge French windows

55. How did you feel at that time...?

Lin Fengmian: I went to bed with a wanted criminal

Crane: he's mine

56. At that time, what did the other party look like?

Lin Fengmian; voice, very magnetic, very deceptive, always gentle

Crohn: Very sexy, very jerky, easily nervous

58. How many times a week?

Crane: Probably two or three times

Lin Fengmian: Look at him

59. Ideally, how many times a week?

Crane: Hahaha, the ideal is of course not to stop

Lin Fengmian: Keep dreaming

60. What does the ideal H look like?

Lin Fengmian: Um... that's the way it is now

Crone: He took the initiative throughout the whole process, huh~

61. Where do you feel the most?

Lin Fengmian: waist side

Crohn: Adam's apple

62. Where does the other party feel the most?

Lin Fengmian: Every time I nibble his Adam's apple, he loses control

Crohn: back, like petting a kitten

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Lin Fengmian: Damn bewitching

Crane: So sexy it makes my heart stop

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?Still hate?

Lin Fengmian: ...

Crane: I know what you're thinking, me too, honey

65. Where is H in general?

Lin Fengmian: bed

Crone: bedroom

66. What is the status of H that you want to try? (time, place, clothing...)

Crane: I think the floor-to-ceiling windows are good

Lin Fengmian: I have dismantled it

72. Do you feel shy before H or after?

Crane: Don't ask him, he's too shy to even hear the word

Lin Fengmian: ...

74. Do you think your H skills are good?

Crane: okay

Lin Fengmian: Hmm...

75. Is the opponent H's technique good?

Crohn: His body is amazing, nothing else

Lin Fengmian: Shut up, please

76. What do you want the other party to say at H?

Crane: I love you

Lin Fengmian: I love you

79. Are you interested in SM?

Crohn: If I answer "yes", I guess I won't be able to get out this time

Lin Fengmian: Indeed

80. What if the other party suddenly stops asking for your body?

Lin Fengmian: Then I go to him

Crane: Go straight to him

82. What was the most painful thing during H?

Lin Fengmian: Endless

Crane: He fell asleep halfway through

83. Where is the most exciting H so far?

Crane: Once in the office, there were people outside, and he...

Lin Fengmian: Shut up!Shut up! ! !

84. Did the receiving party take the initiative to request H?

Crohn: Fuck me straight up when I'm drunk at a bachelor party, I can't say no

Lin Fengmian: Please, don't mention it

85. What was the offense's reaction then?

Crane: Just end the party and hug him into the room

Lin Fengmian: I forgot, anyway, not only did I have a headache the next day, but it hurt everywhere

89. Does the other party meet the ideal?

Lin Fengmian; I never thought I'd sleep with a criminal, or even marry, but it's fine

Crane: He is my life

Do you use props at 90.H?

Lin Fengmian: Sometimes he would tie my hands up with a tie

Crane: Rarely, because if he did he'd shoot me

91. How old was your first time?

Lin Fengmian: 26 years old

Klauen: I don’t remember, I just remember that the other party is a sexy and unrestrained French girl

Lin Fengmian: Even though you explained it to me very early, I still want to shoot you down

Crane: Calm down honey, calm down, maybe that girl had my virginity but now you have all of me

Lin Fengmian: glib

92. Is this the other party now?

Lin Fengmian: Yes

Crane: I'm very happy

Lin Fengmian: I'm not happy

At 96.H, what were you thinking about?

Lin Fengmian: He

Crane: only him

At 98.H, did you undress yourself?Or is it taken off?

Lin Fengmian: Generally, the

Crowne: Usually undresses by itself, it frustrates me dear

Lin Fengmian: Then you continue to be depressed

99. To you H is...?

Lin Fengmian: At that time, I completely owned him

Crohn: Everything about him, soul or body, can only be mine

100. Finally, say something to the other party~

Crone: I love you, Fengmian

Lin Fengmian: I know, me too

The author has something to say:

I’ve been so busy lately that I’ve been so busy with qwq new pits, what’s the difference between me and a salted fish now? !

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