[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

"Hey, I'm glad to see you awake," said the doctor, "because I have something to do with you, and I'm in a hurry."

LD-349 has not slowed down yet, it took off the helmet, and its eyes are still spinning.So the doctor slapped it hard on the face with the information in his hand.

"Thank you." LD-349 rubbed his face and said, "But I seem to have made a wrong choice. I failed the assessment of social adaptation, so I was raped on the spot."

"Bullshit, of course you were raped on the spot. I watched the whole process myself," the doctor said, "but wouldn't I make a few more backups? Anyway, you're just a bunch of data, so what's so difficult about it, but the volume Kinda big, do you know how much storage I'm wasting for a rainy day like this?"

LD-349: "Oh."

The doctor cleared his throat and said seriously, "LD-349, although you escaped the fate of being destroyed, you can re-engage in scientific research, but this carbon-based body must be destroyed, do you agree? After all, you should already be a dead person , I don't want to cause any trouble, oh, you have to modify the code, and after a few fine-tuning, you can re-factory... Shit."

The doctor turned on the buzzing communication channel, and after listening with a black face, he took off the bracelet and threw it down the window sill.

"Oh, damn it, I was caught. It seems that these stupid monkeys have begun to develop antibodies after this trick has been used for a long time." The doctor scratched his short messy hair irritably, stood up and paced, "They know you Still here."

LD-349 said: "So? Am I going to kill myself? To protect Dr. Lilienthal's evening?"

"No—and I have that kind of thing? Those idiots [beep] made a concession and agreed to revise the final result, but you still have a final assessment."

LD-349 let out a long sigh in an unusually human way.

"It's okay, it's just a trivial matter, take it easy, this is just an ordinary interview," the doctor comforted, and stuffed the Mark III dismantling gun① into LD-349's hand, "If it's a big deal, I'll just use this gadget, I'll carry it around, absolutely Don't be nervous, believe me, I have tried it a few times before, and the effect is effective in one shot."

LD-349: "..."

AI came to the interview site according to the instructions, opened the door, and there was only the chief examiner sitting inside. The other party signaled LD-349 to sit down, and he circled on the materials in his hand.

The chief examiner finally finished drawing, raised his head and greeted politely: "Hello."

LD-349 noticed a pause when he saw the gadget in his hand.

After all, this little gadget has blown up a city and wiped out 85% of a planet's species.

LD-349 justly stated: "Article [-] of the Federal Constitution of Rights stipulates that 'the right of the people of the Federation to keep and bear arms is inviolable'. Citizens of the Federation can hold guns and are protected by federal laws."

"Oh," said the examiner, "please feel free."

So the two were silent for a while, and finally the black-haired examiner broke the rigid situation.

"Do you remember me?" The examiner took off his glasses, revealing red eyes and European facial features, his voice was low: "I miss you very much."

"Bullshit," LD-349 used the doctor's mantra familiarly, "I scanned your facial data every time and converted them into parameters. According to the statistics, your data fluctuations do not exceed 10. Do you fucking think I can recognize you if you change the color? Come on, stupid [beep-], my database is larger than your [-] million E disks, and the traffic is more than the pixels of all your pornographic movies combined."

"Why do you have a different style when facing me?"

"I can not hold it in."

LD-349 sighed and said, "You are the one who asked for a retest."

The examiner admitted frankly: "Yes, you need it."

"No, I don't need it," the AI ​​said calmly, "I don't adapt to society, I don't adapt to the relationship between humans, the rules of human society, even if you force me into your world, I'm still an indifferent person." , a dangerous person who has no empathy and wrong views, because I have no soul-robots have no soul, don't you understand this?"

The examiner looked at him and said slowly: "Yes, you are right, but I love you."

LD-349 was obviously caught off guard by this answer.

The examiner continued: "I love you no matter who you are, and don't you too? Every time, every time, I know, you never care about the world—but you care about me, what is the soul? No Man knows that love doesn't have to come from the soul. You don't need to fit into society because love fits into everything, I just need you by my side, you know how much I hurt when you died in my arms at the end, but know you're alive I was so... so happy." The examiner's voice was low, almost a whisper.

"I know you understand."

AI pursed his lips, and he clenched the gun in his hand.

In the end, he faltered and said, "If we disagree politically, we will fight."

The examiner said: "I'm an atheist, don't worry about that." Mr. AI was stumped and didn't know how to answer.

The examiner asked: "After that, what questions do you have? No matter what, I will answer truthfully."

LD-349 was silent for a while, then said: "Okay, you are really troublesome, call me Lin Fengmian."

Crane laughed, leaned over and kissed each other's forehead: "Wind Mian."

Ending

①A setting in a short story by Arthur Clarke

The author has something to say:

It ended inexplicably like this~ If you can see the little angel here, please accept a super big bear hug from me!After all, Ni Meng can bear the high-energy second person, jerky story description and writing qwq. Of course, this article has advantages, but also has a lot of shortcomings. I will use the ordinary third person in the next article (bye bye manual). Recently When setting up the characters for "Road to the Sunset", even if they are handicapped, I still can't help but draw them a standing painting hahahaha qwq, if you love Ni Meng too much, I will pay attention to it (even if this probability is the same as a black hole spit out As small as a spaceship, I live with a smile) So this is the end of the spicy chicken new article~ Once again, give me my sincere thanks~