Cannon fodder "attack" development system

In fact, Young Master An's martial arts is still pretty good, really, if Song Guan's angry kick was left in normal times, Young Master An would definitely be able to avoid it, okay?It's a pity that beauty misleads people.When a person starts to think about problems with his lower body ♂♀, generally other aspects will start to be blessed with debuffs.

If, if, people in the world love to use these two words, because there are countless possibilities behind these two words, but no matter how great the possibility is, these two words can only be an afterthought full of infinite melancholy and regret in the end. .This sentence is like this, "If it is left in normal times, the young master will definitely be able to avoid it", so the young master did not actually avoid it.

Song Guan kicked the young master straight with a pig's trotter, the movement was so neat that everyone who watched felt pain.And when he kicks, he kicks, but it's hard to say where he kicked.

This night is destined to be a restless night.In front, there was a pitiful wail from the little weak pig, and behind it was a very frightening scream from Master An.How painful it is to make such a cry.In the lonely mountain village, this scream was heard far away.An Xiaohou was kneeling on the ground in pain, his cavernous body was fractured, with current medical techniques, this fracture may not be repairable, and he may never have sex ♂ happiness in this life.

Because of the two screams in the village, many people were awakened, and the voices gradually rose, and a fire ignited the night in the distance.

Song Guan looked west from the pigsty, the fire was a little bit dark in the night, he felt a groan in his heart, and then he looked at the little marquis in front of him, who was pale with pain, and felt a big groan in his heart.

The next day, it was supposed to be a day of mass slaughtering of pigs, but when the butcher came to the pigsty, he only dragged Song Guan out of a pig.

Although the little weak pig knew little about it, he had vaguely guessed that something was wrong.Song Guan was angry with it before, and kept ignoring it. After the farce last night, it slouched by Song Guan's side, but Song Guan didn't reprimand it, but was obviously absent-minded.It fell asleep uneasy, as if it had a terrible dream, but after waking up, it didn't remember anything.

The little weak pig has always cried easily, but now that separation is imminent, he didn't shed a single tear.The butcher came to drag Song Guan, but the little weak pig rushed forward to prevent the butcher from taking Song Guan away. In desperation, he even almost bit off the butcher's hand, and was beaten by the butcher with a stick so bloody.It was lying on the pigsty, and the winter sun was shining with snow, giving it a glaring feeling. It screamed loudly, and its pig face was almost deformed by the wooden fence.

Song Guan was finally dragged out, but he remained calm all the way.Because it was expected long ago, not to mention that the plot task was over, and even the scene of "pig rape" was successfully avoided by him.The development of the situation this week has been too unexpected, Song Guan deeply felt that he couldn't hold it anymore, who knows what more curious things will happen if he continues to stay in this pigsty.Early death and early rebirth, this sentence couldn't be more appropriate at this time.

When being dragged away, behind Song Guan was the very sharp cry of the little weak pig, mixed with crying, it was Song Guan.Song Guan suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have told the little weak pig his name.Did you say it?Didn't say?An old tree outside the pigsty lost its leaves in winter, and the bare branches were covered with snow.When a group of people passed by, snow fell on the tree, and a cluster fell on the tip of Song Guan's nose.Song Guan sneezed, he couldn't remember, and felt that there was really no need to care about such a trivial matter.

In the slaughterhouse, Song Guan was tied to a long bench.The butcher's wife also came, and she was surprised when she saw Song Guan, as if she couldn't believe that Song Guan would appear here.She read it carefully twice, and finally confirmed that she was not mistaken.The butcher's wife wanted to go forward, but was stopped by the butcher. She said anxiously: "Today, we are going to sacrifice to the mountain god? But...you, why did you bring it here!" She didn't want to be strictly stopped by her husband, she couldn't live with it, she said, "Didn't you promise me before that you would definitely keep it? What are you stopping me now?"

The butcher stopped his wife even tighter, and explained: "It was ordered by the nobleman in the village. His order...you and I don't want to disobey it."

The woman really didn't expect to get such an answer, she was stunned: "How come?"

She turned to look at Song Guan again.

The pig tied to the bench was born under her watch.That was not long after she married the butcher.She didn't know how to get along with the butcher, so she ran out on the pretext of doing work. At that time, the sow in the pigsty had given birth, so she lay down beside the railing.Pigs in the same litter also vary greatly.Some piglets can run not long after they are born, some can walk two steps tremblingly, and some lie on the ground without moving.Among so many little pigs, Song Guan is probably the most eye-catching.From the first time she saw it, she felt that this pig was different from other pigs.It is indeed true, there is no pig that will make people think "this pig is really beautiful".So she immediately ran back to find the butcher: "Master, it seems that a pig spirit was born in our pigpen."

In fact, it was just a joke.

The piglets born in this litter are all raised by her.She carefully raised the litter of pigs, if she had never raised them before, she would learn.A period of time passed, and then she discovered that this piglet, who had looked unusual since birth, had vaguely become the leader of the litter.At that time, she smiled and thought in her heart, this must not be some kind of pig essence.But one day, she went to dump the pig food as usual, but unexpectedly encountered a landslide. A pillar in the pig shed at home was almost rotten, and she hadn't noticed that the pillar fell down.If the little pig who happened to be beside her hadn't pushed her away that time, I don't know what kind of serious injury she would have suffered.

So this little pig is always different to her.

She even thought that she would discuss with the butcher and keep this little pig when it was time to "slaughter".

The woman opened her mouth, knowing that it was impossible, but she still asked, "Can't I change one?"

The butcher's eyes darkened, and he loosened and clenched his hands behind his back. He wiped his skinned hands scratched by the little weak pig, and shook his head. The villagers were all around him. Even if he wanted to release the water, he couldn't.The butcher couldn't bear his wife's sadness, but he was helpless, so he said softly to his wife, "They are watching."

In the end, Song Guan was tied to a stool and held down, and a knife was cut in his neck.His blood flowed out along this arc like a wound in his mouth, and trickled down into the basin directly below his head.Damn, Song Guan, who turned into a pig this time, said that it hurts so much when he is slaughtered. Hey, the function of "death pain off" can only be useful when he is dying. Now his neck has been cut open. In fact, it can't produce a lethal effect.What annoyed Song Guan even more was that his blood flow slowed down later on, and then the person who was pressing on his hooves and body squeezed and squeezed on the wound on his neck frantically. , Squeeze your sister, squeeze, you really think you are milking a cow.

During the whole process, Song Guan only struggled violently when he was cut by the knife at the very beginning, and then he didn't move at all. If his body was not still rising and falling with his breathing, everyone would have regarded him as dead.

The butcher's wife stared blankly at the side, shed a tear for a while, then she turned around and ran away with her mouth covered in one hand.

Several thugs in the slaughterhouse pressed Song Guan, they had never encountered such a situation before, and they all wondered: "This pig is really strange, it has been bled, why doesn't it struggle?" They also said that the pig looks good Well, they have slaughtered pigs for so many years, and they have never seen such a beautiful pig.

There are probably three main steps in the process of killing a pig, one is to let the blood out, the other is to scald it in boiling water and shave it, and the third is to dismember it.The little Hou Ye, who was fundamentally injured, lay sickly on the kang.During dinner at night, his attendant served a pig's head on a plate, steaming, but his face was still lifelike. The young master let go of the quilt and stared at the pig's head with an obviously silly expression .

The attendant half-kneeled on the ground and presented the pig's head, waiting for the young master to enjoy it.

The little Hou Ye who was lying on the kang was stunned for a while, and then swept the pig's head and the plate in the servant's hand to the ground, and the plate shattered into pieces when it fell to the ground.Because of the emotional fluctuations, a thin blush appeared on his originally pale face, but he was angry: "Who allowed you to do this! Who allowed it!"

The pig's head rolled a long way, and finally stopped at the corner, smiling all the time.In fact, if you look closely, you can see that the snout of the pig's head has been nailed on with a wooden stick, which is a man-made smile.

After Song Guan was slaughtered, he returned to the main god space in the commentary mode.In the empty white mist, Song Guan rushed forward to pinch Mr. Egg and asked why it had such a strange Zhou Mu plot. Mr. Egg burst into tears, feeling wronged in his heart—is it to blame?In fact, the original outline of the plot is not too cheating. It actually wants to say that Song Guan has a cheating physique. Turning into a pig can produce so many things, it's almost kneeling, okay?

That's right, Song Guan failed again this week.

And the finale of Zhoumu is extremely miraculous.

After Song Guan was slaughtered, the little weak pig wiped away his tears and grew up overnight. His growth rate was even more terrifying than a genetic mutation.I saw the little weak pig leading all the other little pigs in the pigsty to escape from birth. They entered the mountains and forests, experienced many trials and tribulations, and finally evolved into a fierce wild boar one after another, and then formed the wild boar army , become the king of the forest (hey).Later, they fought against invincible opponents in the forest, unified the mountains and forests (...), led a terrifying army of animals, and flattened the village where they were born (=口=!).This strange army of animals made countless human beings terrified. Later, in written records, it was called the "hog army" (………………………).

This story can be described as "fantasy" too much. Mr. Egg is almost crying. What kind of twists and turns does this plot have to undergo to have such a terrible mutation!

After listening to this "fantasy story", Song Guan nodded.Probably because the story is too fantastical to give people a sense of reality at all, so Song Guan just asked out of doubt: "Where is the original protagonist attacking wild dogs?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

I'm ashamed to ask, the wild dog didn't know where Fuyun went to QAQ for a long time! ! !