Cannon fodder "attack" development system
Chapter 80 Chapter 7 The Adventures of the Pigsty
Song Guan's complexion was really wonderful, probably the paint box was knocked over and that's it.In fact, uh, if it is true, he also... didn't suffer any direct harm, but was rubbed against his leg... In short, the development of the last thing is that Song Guan beat up the little weak pig, and for two whole days The sky ignored each other.
After being beaten, the little weak pig wanted to come over and say something to Song Guan, but Song Guan asked the other little pigs to stop him, and he couldn't get even half a step closer. They didn't glance over, so the two pigs didn't even have a chance to look at each other.
But on the night of the third day, the pigsty ushered in an uninvited guest.
The uninvited guest was dressed in white, and covered most of his face with a white gauze scarf, only showing a pair of phoenix eyes, and his long eyebrows slanted into his temples.In the night, this person was conspicuously dressed in white, but this person covered his face and clearly did not want to be recognized by others.I really don't know how he thought about making this outfit.If Song Guan was awake and saw him, he would definitely comment on the other party as "something wrong". He came to the pigsty wearing all white and covered his face. What did this guy want to do here, is he a pervert?
Coincidentally.
This person... is really a person with a different kind of ♂♀ hobby♂.
The white clothes had patterns embroidered with silver silk threads at the corners of the clothes, and when the moonlight shone on them, the exquisite and delicate patterns appeared.Zhilan entangled Yushu, such stitch work is obviously not a commodity in this village.There are only so few people in the village, as long as the eyes are not blind, they will know that this is not the village.And this person is certainly not from the village, not only not from the village, but also the source of the recent prosperity in the village - it is the big man who has returned to the village this time, Lord An Xiaohou.
In terms of appearance, Lord An Xiaohou can be regarded as a good-looking talent, and he is also capable of both civil and military skills.He looks good, has a good family background, and has abilities of his own.Everyone praised An Xiaohou for his literary talents, and the emperor also liked him very much, and especially wanted to give him a marriage to make him and his own daughter a pair.
Alas, but who would have thought that such a person who has nothing to choose from has a shady habit.
Little Hou Ye's mother shed so many tears because of this, his father scolded and beat him, but An Xiao Hou Ye was so "long-hearted", determined to go his own way, knowing that there was a mistake, and never repented.
Cough, Young Master An, he...
I like pigs.
Of course, this liking is not like eating pork, or like raising pigs... but a very, very, very, alternative, sexual ♂ fun ♀ addiction ♂ hobby.
As for the specific explanation, what kind of sex ♂ interest ♀ addiction ♂ good is this... Everyone understands.
When Xiao Hou Ye's father found out about this, he almost fainted out of breath. In the end, he tried everything but nothing worked, so he held the ancestor's spirit card, cried uncontrollably, and cried out: "The family is in trouble!"
……
This time, Lord An Xiaohou would appear in the village, and the reason must be related to the emperor's intention to bestow a marriage.Some time ago, he heard his aunt say a few words in private, saying that the Holy Majesty wanted to promise the princess to him.The young master nodded with a smile at that time, took the drinking utensils and poured wine for his aunt, already thinking about how to avoid this matter.He will never marry the princess, no matter how beautiful the woman is, she is as beautiful as a flower and has a gentle personality like a fairy, this matter is not negotiable.But how to skillfully avoid it is a problem.
Just as he was thinking about this, his cousin in the frontier fortress sent a letter to the effect that there was too much chaos there and there were not enough manpower. Pig teammate, let the family quickly think of a way to plug in a useful person.
This is really a good opportunity, Master An Xiaohou saw the right time and immediately volunteered to invite Ying, and directly packed up the bed and took the people away.And his father was very upset when he saw him shaking in front of him, and he didn't have any objection to Young Master An's voluntary invitation, so just go away, go away, go away.
Unexpectedly, a group of people encountered an avalanche when they were about to reach their destination, and everyone was trapped. Fortunately, there were also local villagers who were very familiar with the terrain when they encountered the avalanche. The group worked together to find a way, and finally out of trouble.After getting out of trouble, the villagers invited Master An and his party to live in the village temporarily.This barren mountain and snowy ridge, and the bad weather, it is indeed difficult to travel, which is also the reason why the young master came to the village.
A group of people rectified in the village, planning to wait until the weather was not so bad before continuing on the road.And in the daytime of the second day in the village, the village head talked with Lord An Xiaohou about slaughtering pigs as sacrifices to the mountain gods.Slaughtering pigs, slaughtering pigs, of course, there must be pigs first.During the day, I heard that there are many piglets in the pigsty in the village. At night, Mr. An Xiaohou repeatedly tossed and turned on the kang, unable to fall asleep.His preferences are different from ordinary people, and the thoughts that repeatedly appear in his mind this time are also thoughts that cannot be known by others.
In fact, he also knows that this habit of his is really bad, and his father criticized it as unbearable, he knows it, but he can't suppress the thoughts in his heart.If it could be suppressed, then Xiaohou An's parents would not be as worried as they are now, and even gave up treatment for Xiaohou An in the end.
There is always a little white man and a little black man in people's hearts, the little white man represents the rational side, and the little black man represents the irrational side.Many times, the final formation of a decision is often determined by the final result of the fight between the little white man and the little black man, and often the little black man represents a decision that will go against the expected idea.You may not be able to just judge a little black person as necessarily negative, but usually, it's the opposite of a person's own "should do" decision.If the little white guy wins, it's a rational decision that trumps everything else; if the little black guy wins, it's usually a huh.
After the little Hou Ye tossed and struggled repeatedly on the kang for several times, the little black man in his heart successfully killed the little white man, and beat the little white man until he was out of breath and breathless.
On the third day of living in the cottage, on a cold winter night with a bright moon in the sky, Young Master An dismissed the attendants around him and sneaked out alone. The target was the pigsty in the village.
It is said that everything that happens in this world has a "cause" that guides it to happen, and the cause produces results. No matter what happens, this "cause" must exist. The key is whether you discover it or not. I don’t know why Master An’s sex hobbies are so different from ordinary people’s. There’s no way of knowing, but this night the moon was shining brightly in the sky, and the snoring sounds in the pigsty kept coming. Grandpa got into the pigsty.
The moon was shining outside, and the young master was holding a gauze lantern.The pigsty was not clean and had a peculiar smell, Master An frowned.In fact, he has a cleanliness obsession, which can be seen from the fact that he always wears white clothes, but he also has such a preference, I really don't know how people feel, maybe this is called unpredictable.
Everyone in the cottage had already fallen asleep, and there was no one around the pigsty.The pigsty is closed, but the young master is a master of martial arts, and it is a matter of minutes to climb over the railing, it is not too easy.He put the green gauze lantern in his hand on the pigsty, and the flickering candlelight illuminated a litter of piglets that had grown up.Because of the sequence, the little weak pig sleeping on the outermost side was the first to catch the eyes of the young master.Because Song Guan was angry with the little weak pigs and let the other little pigs crowd out the little weak pigs, so the little weak pigs were sleeping on the outermost side at this moment.The more I slept, the colder it became outside. The little weak pig shivered and huddled into a small ball, sleeping unsteadily, trembling in dreams, looking white and thin, very pitiful.
The little weak pig is thin, but it won't be too thin to make people feel unhappy. Master An is very satisfied with this.
Little Hou Ye likes pigs, and he also likes little boars. In fact, he is not picky about the appearance of pigs, but it is indeed a good thing to meet a pig that looks pleasing to the eye.Just like boys use "aircraft cups", if the "cup" looks a little bit deformed, it doesn't get in the way, and it's not bad if it grows well.
Tonight, he caught the little weak pig at a glance, and since he was satisfied, he didn't need to look at other pigs anymore.The little Hou Ye's heart, which is completely indifferent to young girls, has evil thoughts on a poor, cold and hungry little pig nestled in the pigsty.It's kind of insane.But that thought was ready to move, the little Hou Ye stretched out his hand, a pair of hands that were not callous because of being pampered, just touched the little weak pig's buttocks.
It's a good ass, round and firm and full.The little Hou Ye felt distracted, and lifted the hem of his clothes as a gesture of wanting to do something wrong to the little weak pig.And this series of big moves finally woke up the little weak pig in sleep.
The little weak pig woke up and saw the inexplicably extra humans in the pigsty. It was stunned for a while, and then it found that the human was still taking off their pants and digging out their "diao". After the pig shivered, it howled mournfully.
In the quiet night, this loud pig cry really spread quite far.
The little pigs in the pigsty were all awakened by this howling.Song Guan was woken up, and so were the other piglets in the pigsty.A group of little pigs didn't know what was going on, and there was a commotion in the pigsty for a while, and the little weak pigs took advantage of the chaos and angrily squeezed to Song Guan's side, rushed forward and hugged Song Guan, and started to cry : Woohoo, I'm so scared...
Song Guan stretched out his hoof and scolded: Let go!
The little weak pig hugged tightly: No!
Song Guannu: Don't let go and beat you up!
The little weak pig replied in a more determined tone: You beat me to death, and I won't let you go this time!
Then after humming this sentence, I started to cry again.
The two pigs started arguing as if no one was around, and it was the little weak pig who made the quarrel, so Master An finally noticed Song Guan who was staying in the corner.
Under the dim candlelight, the nocturnal palace lantern hanging on the pigsty can only see a corner of the pigsty.On this absurd night, the young master suddenly saw a "bully pig" hidden in a pigsty in this remote place. The moment he saw it clearly, in a trance, he felt that everything in the void around him was open. When the flowers came out, they were all clusters of flowers.
It was probably because Song Guan, who was staring too eagerly, his brain was not working well after waking up, and he was in a mess with the little weak pig, finally realized that there was an extra person in the pigsty at this moment.
Song Guan was stunned for a moment, and then shouted in his heart, mother, who is this guy!Is there such a person in the outline? !I feel bad!
Song Guan poked the little weak pig, and the little weak pig grabbed him tightly and buried its head under his ears. It didn't relax its strength to throw Song Guan down until it heard Song Guan's angry question. Tian, I feel that Song Guan still cares about him very much—look, it was touched by a shameless person, and Song Guan is very angry.
There is a saying in this world: Dear, you have too much imagination.
It's a pity that no one reminded the little weak pig at this time.
The little weak pig threw itself on Song Guan, and groaned: I don't know who he is either.
And Song Guan's eyes met those of Xiaohou Ye.There is a saying, I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, but the man was at the fence of the pigsty... Oh, no, it was in a dimly lit place...
It's just that when the young master touched Song Guan's pig's butt with an abnormal ♂♂ expression, the pig that made him fall in love at first sight♂♀♀ kicked——
Song Guan, who was angry about getting up, was very, very, very irritable: I'll wipe it!This is a neuropathy that came out of nowhere!
The author has something to say: Young Lord Hou's life is broken.
Song Guan gets new skills.It was awesome.
After being beaten, the little weak pig wanted to come over and say something to Song Guan, but Song Guan asked the other little pigs to stop him, and he couldn't get even half a step closer. They didn't glance over, so the two pigs didn't even have a chance to look at each other.
But on the night of the third day, the pigsty ushered in an uninvited guest.
The uninvited guest was dressed in white, and covered most of his face with a white gauze scarf, only showing a pair of phoenix eyes, and his long eyebrows slanted into his temples.In the night, this person was conspicuously dressed in white, but this person covered his face and clearly did not want to be recognized by others.I really don't know how he thought about making this outfit.If Song Guan was awake and saw him, he would definitely comment on the other party as "something wrong". He came to the pigsty wearing all white and covered his face. What did this guy want to do here, is he a pervert?
Coincidentally.
This person... is really a person with a different kind of ♂♀ hobby♂.
The white clothes had patterns embroidered with silver silk threads at the corners of the clothes, and when the moonlight shone on them, the exquisite and delicate patterns appeared.Zhilan entangled Yushu, such stitch work is obviously not a commodity in this village.There are only so few people in the village, as long as the eyes are not blind, they will know that this is not the village.And this person is certainly not from the village, not only not from the village, but also the source of the recent prosperity in the village - it is the big man who has returned to the village this time, Lord An Xiaohou.
In terms of appearance, Lord An Xiaohou can be regarded as a good-looking talent, and he is also capable of both civil and military skills.He looks good, has a good family background, and has abilities of his own.Everyone praised An Xiaohou for his literary talents, and the emperor also liked him very much, and especially wanted to give him a marriage to make him and his own daughter a pair.
Alas, but who would have thought that such a person who has nothing to choose from has a shady habit.
Little Hou Ye's mother shed so many tears because of this, his father scolded and beat him, but An Xiao Hou Ye was so "long-hearted", determined to go his own way, knowing that there was a mistake, and never repented.
Cough, Young Master An, he...
I like pigs.
Of course, this liking is not like eating pork, or like raising pigs... but a very, very, very, alternative, sexual ♂ fun ♀ addiction ♂ hobby.
As for the specific explanation, what kind of sex ♂ interest ♀ addiction ♂ good is this... Everyone understands.
When Xiao Hou Ye's father found out about this, he almost fainted out of breath. In the end, he tried everything but nothing worked, so he held the ancestor's spirit card, cried uncontrollably, and cried out: "The family is in trouble!"
……
This time, Lord An Xiaohou would appear in the village, and the reason must be related to the emperor's intention to bestow a marriage.Some time ago, he heard his aunt say a few words in private, saying that the Holy Majesty wanted to promise the princess to him.The young master nodded with a smile at that time, took the drinking utensils and poured wine for his aunt, already thinking about how to avoid this matter.He will never marry the princess, no matter how beautiful the woman is, she is as beautiful as a flower and has a gentle personality like a fairy, this matter is not negotiable.But how to skillfully avoid it is a problem.
Just as he was thinking about this, his cousin in the frontier fortress sent a letter to the effect that there was too much chaos there and there were not enough manpower. Pig teammate, let the family quickly think of a way to plug in a useful person.
This is really a good opportunity, Master An Xiaohou saw the right time and immediately volunteered to invite Ying, and directly packed up the bed and took the people away.And his father was very upset when he saw him shaking in front of him, and he didn't have any objection to Young Master An's voluntary invitation, so just go away, go away, go away.
Unexpectedly, a group of people encountered an avalanche when they were about to reach their destination, and everyone was trapped. Fortunately, there were also local villagers who were very familiar with the terrain when they encountered the avalanche. The group worked together to find a way, and finally out of trouble.After getting out of trouble, the villagers invited Master An and his party to live in the village temporarily.This barren mountain and snowy ridge, and the bad weather, it is indeed difficult to travel, which is also the reason why the young master came to the village.
A group of people rectified in the village, planning to wait until the weather was not so bad before continuing on the road.And in the daytime of the second day in the village, the village head talked with Lord An Xiaohou about slaughtering pigs as sacrifices to the mountain gods.Slaughtering pigs, slaughtering pigs, of course, there must be pigs first.During the day, I heard that there are many piglets in the pigsty in the village. At night, Mr. An Xiaohou repeatedly tossed and turned on the kang, unable to fall asleep.His preferences are different from ordinary people, and the thoughts that repeatedly appear in his mind this time are also thoughts that cannot be known by others.
In fact, he also knows that this habit of his is really bad, and his father criticized it as unbearable, he knows it, but he can't suppress the thoughts in his heart.If it could be suppressed, then Xiaohou An's parents would not be as worried as they are now, and even gave up treatment for Xiaohou An in the end.
There is always a little white man and a little black man in people's hearts, the little white man represents the rational side, and the little black man represents the irrational side.Many times, the final formation of a decision is often determined by the final result of the fight between the little white man and the little black man, and often the little black man represents a decision that will go against the expected idea.You may not be able to just judge a little black person as necessarily negative, but usually, it's the opposite of a person's own "should do" decision.If the little white guy wins, it's a rational decision that trumps everything else; if the little black guy wins, it's usually a huh.
After the little Hou Ye tossed and struggled repeatedly on the kang for several times, the little black man in his heart successfully killed the little white man, and beat the little white man until he was out of breath and breathless.
On the third day of living in the cottage, on a cold winter night with a bright moon in the sky, Young Master An dismissed the attendants around him and sneaked out alone. The target was the pigsty in the village.
It is said that everything that happens in this world has a "cause" that guides it to happen, and the cause produces results. No matter what happens, this "cause" must exist. The key is whether you discover it or not. I don’t know why Master An’s sex hobbies are so different from ordinary people’s. There’s no way of knowing, but this night the moon was shining brightly in the sky, and the snoring sounds in the pigsty kept coming. Grandpa got into the pigsty.
The moon was shining outside, and the young master was holding a gauze lantern.The pigsty was not clean and had a peculiar smell, Master An frowned.In fact, he has a cleanliness obsession, which can be seen from the fact that he always wears white clothes, but he also has such a preference, I really don't know how people feel, maybe this is called unpredictable.
Everyone in the cottage had already fallen asleep, and there was no one around the pigsty.The pigsty is closed, but the young master is a master of martial arts, and it is a matter of minutes to climb over the railing, it is not too easy.He put the green gauze lantern in his hand on the pigsty, and the flickering candlelight illuminated a litter of piglets that had grown up.Because of the sequence, the little weak pig sleeping on the outermost side was the first to catch the eyes of the young master.Because Song Guan was angry with the little weak pigs and let the other little pigs crowd out the little weak pigs, so the little weak pigs were sleeping on the outermost side at this moment.The more I slept, the colder it became outside. The little weak pig shivered and huddled into a small ball, sleeping unsteadily, trembling in dreams, looking white and thin, very pitiful.
The little weak pig is thin, but it won't be too thin to make people feel unhappy. Master An is very satisfied with this.
Little Hou Ye likes pigs, and he also likes little boars. In fact, he is not picky about the appearance of pigs, but it is indeed a good thing to meet a pig that looks pleasing to the eye.Just like boys use "aircraft cups", if the "cup" looks a little bit deformed, it doesn't get in the way, and it's not bad if it grows well.
Tonight, he caught the little weak pig at a glance, and since he was satisfied, he didn't need to look at other pigs anymore.The little Hou Ye's heart, which is completely indifferent to young girls, has evil thoughts on a poor, cold and hungry little pig nestled in the pigsty.It's kind of insane.But that thought was ready to move, the little Hou Ye stretched out his hand, a pair of hands that were not callous because of being pampered, just touched the little weak pig's buttocks.
It's a good ass, round and firm and full.The little Hou Ye felt distracted, and lifted the hem of his clothes as a gesture of wanting to do something wrong to the little weak pig.And this series of big moves finally woke up the little weak pig in sleep.
The little weak pig woke up and saw the inexplicably extra humans in the pigsty. It was stunned for a while, and then it found that the human was still taking off their pants and digging out their "diao". After the pig shivered, it howled mournfully.
In the quiet night, this loud pig cry really spread quite far.
The little pigs in the pigsty were all awakened by this howling.Song Guan was woken up, and so were the other piglets in the pigsty.A group of little pigs didn't know what was going on, and there was a commotion in the pigsty for a while, and the little weak pigs took advantage of the chaos and angrily squeezed to Song Guan's side, rushed forward and hugged Song Guan, and started to cry : Woohoo, I'm so scared...
Song Guan stretched out his hoof and scolded: Let go!
The little weak pig hugged tightly: No!
Song Guannu: Don't let go and beat you up!
The little weak pig replied in a more determined tone: You beat me to death, and I won't let you go this time!
Then after humming this sentence, I started to cry again.
The two pigs started arguing as if no one was around, and it was the little weak pig who made the quarrel, so Master An finally noticed Song Guan who was staying in the corner.
Under the dim candlelight, the nocturnal palace lantern hanging on the pigsty can only see a corner of the pigsty.On this absurd night, the young master suddenly saw a "bully pig" hidden in a pigsty in this remote place. The moment he saw it clearly, in a trance, he felt that everything in the void around him was open. When the flowers came out, they were all clusters of flowers.
It was probably because Song Guan, who was staring too eagerly, his brain was not working well after waking up, and he was in a mess with the little weak pig, finally realized that there was an extra person in the pigsty at this moment.
Song Guan was stunned for a moment, and then shouted in his heart, mother, who is this guy!Is there such a person in the outline? !I feel bad!
Song Guan poked the little weak pig, and the little weak pig grabbed him tightly and buried its head under his ears. It didn't relax its strength to throw Song Guan down until it heard Song Guan's angry question. Tian, I feel that Song Guan still cares about him very much—look, it was touched by a shameless person, and Song Guan is very angry.
There is a saying in this world: Dear, you have too much imagination.
It's a pity that no one reminded the little weak pig at this time.
The little weak pig threw itself on Song Guan, and groaned: I don't know who he is either.
And Song Guan's eyes met those of Xiaohou Ye.There is a saying, I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, but the man was at the fence of the pigsty... Oh, no, it was in a dimly lit place...
It's just that when the young master touched Song Guan's pig's butt with an abnormal ♂♂ expression, the pig that made him fall in love at first sight♂♀♀ kicked——
Song Guan, who was angry about getting up, was very, very, very irritable: I'll wipe it!This is a neuropathy that came out of nowhere!
The author has something to say: Young Lord Hou's life is broken.
Song Guan gets new skills.It was awesome.
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