Cannon fodder "attack" development system

After all, Song Guan didn't pay much attention to the encounter with the Shangguan banquet in Qingyan Temple. The main reason is that it was just a chance encounter in his opinion. He didn't know that the other party was the Shangguan banquet. He took the lottery that the queen mother asked for. Then he entered the palace.When Song Guan returned from Qingyan Temple, his body still smelled of pear blossom, mixed with the sandalwood on his body, and he didn't know how to describe it.The queen mother looked at the sign for a while, her expression was very gentle, and finally she smiled and praised him that he did a good job.

Anyway, this incident was quickly forgotten by Song Guan, and when he saw the protagonist Shou again, it was already one o'clock before the Lantern Festival in April.

When the protagonist Shou first came to the capital earlier, Song Guan was very anxious to see the protagonist Shou, but at that time he did not dare to take any action because of the rumors, so he put this idea on hold for the time being.Later, when the rumors passed, Song Guan's desire to see the protagonist was like a frog being boiled in warm water, and all the urgency was slowly consumed.Of course, there is also the reason that he is really busy during this period of time, but there will always be time.However, Song Guan didn't find a reasonable and unobtrusive reason to meet Shangguan Yan until the eve of the Lantern Festival, pretending that it was necessary for work.The reason for this is reasonable, and the timing is long after all the turmoil has passed, so no one can see that this is Song Guan's selfishness.

In the Imperial Academy, Song Guan stood on the second floor of the Book Pavilion, looking at the Shangguan Banquet downstairs.

The past scrolls were opened all over the courtyard. In the middle of the courtyard, an old tree took root here.The green leaves are densely overlapped in the flourishing branches, forming a dense green shade.I saw a pot of double lily of the valley hanging on the lowest branch, and a bunch of flower branches were cut from someone else, and then they were gathered into a handful and placed in a dark green landscape flowerpot.The petals of the white lily of the valley are as plump as nectar, and the clusters are so plump that they will fall off with a light touch.

Shangguan Yan was holding a booklet in his hand, he was checking the file on the ground, and was writing with his head down.Under the old tree, lily-of-the-valley branches were hanging a little above the young man's shoulders, as if the wind blows and lowers his head a little, and he can touch the man's shoulder.

Song Guan didn't connect the person in front of him with the matter of Qingyan Temple at all, he didn't recognize the protagonist at all, so in his memory, this was indeed the first time the two met. See.But he was in a good mood when he saw the Shangguan Banquet, because this is the protagonist Shou who came out after a long time. The outline said that the Shangguan Banquet was so beautiful. , and the Shangguan Yan standing next to the lily of the valley, thinking in his heart, um, as expected of the protagonist Shou who is so beautiful, looking at him now, he is indeed a seed player who is about to set off a bloody storm.

The Imperial Academy finished watching the protagonist Shou, and inquired about a lot of things related to the protagonist Shou without any trace. Song Guan was quite satisfied with the harvest of this trip, because he had a general idea in his mind to specifically moles the protagonist Shou.After returning to the mansion, the first place he went to as usual was his study room. There was no incense in the room at this time, but according to the season, there were three or two freshly picked gardenia small leaves placed in the porcelain lotus leaf cup on the desk. son.

The flowers are full and solitary, without any other colors, the green calyx and white petals are extremely plain, but the fragrance fills the room. Song Guan took a piece of paper and wrote a lot on it, and then painted it into a ball of black, and finally called He came in with Xiaobing, and he was talking about the purchase of some related items for the Lantern Festival: "Buy me a mask for the Lantern Festival, and then buy me a dress that looks a bit more expensive." Song Guan's clothes on weekdays They are all plain and clean styles, and they go out to tease the protagonist Shou at the head of this festival. If the style of the painting is not obtrusive, it really needs to be dressed festively.He thought for a while, and then added, "It's good to buy whatever you can in the roadside store, don't do it specially."

Xiaobing is the kind of person who won't ask Song Guan more even if he has many doubts and thoughts in his heart. He will only report the matter to the eldest son Song of the Taoist temple after the matter is completed.Song Guan is well aware of this, but his feeling has always been quite indifferent, after all, he is not the original owner, so he has always regarded himself as an outsider, and anyway, apart from the things he has to suffer from the protagonist Besides, there is nothing else that can't be said, so there is nothing wrong with Xiaobing's report.

On the day of the Lantern Festival, Song Guan took out his newly bought clothes and mask, thinking of a molesting plan in his heart, everything was ready and he only owed the protagonist the rhythm, waiting for the Lantern Festival to go to molesting people at night.It's just that when he said that he wanted to go out alone, Xiaobing rarely made a clear statement expressing his firm disapproval.Song Guan protested a few words, but seeing Xiaobing's attitude so firm, thinking about the other party's persistence, he was probably afraid that something happened to him and he would not be able to explain to his elder brother, so he had to take Xiaobing to go out, secretly thinking about whether he could go with him for a while After the journey, throw people away halfway to do ♂ business, and then get them back after the work is done.

In the end, I didn't expect Xiaobing to follow so closely, even if he had temporarily thrown him away, Xiaobing would come back after a while.In such a street where there are so many people that there is a posture of Spring Festival travel, I don't know how Xiaobing can do it.Song Guan has been with Xiaobing for so long, and he didn't know that Xiaobing had such a special ability before, but the new skill he discovered today gave him a headache.

Seeing that Xiaobing is so close, the plan of throwing people away will not work. It seems that what will happen next will definitely be witnessed by Xiaobing. Song Guan had to give the other party a vaccination in advance. He pointed to the crowd in front The protagonist Shou, as well as the person who has been following the protagonist Shou, said: "Did you see those two?" Xiaobing nodded and said that he had seen it, and Song Guan continued, "No matter what you post for a while, don't worry about me. The matter with that gentleman in brocade robe." After a pause, he put the steaming bowl of porridge he just bought into Xiaobing's hand, and Song Guan continued to add, "As for the man in black next to him ... If he has any changes in a while, you must stop me for me."

This day, the main character of the Lantern Festival, Shou, was away from home, and there was someone beside him. Song Guan didn't know him, but he should be a martial arts practitioner, and he must be the martial arts leader mentioned in the outline.Seeing that the two people stopped in front of a stall selling lanterns and said something, the stall owner turned around and bent over the ground to search for a while, then smiled and handed a rabbit lantern to the protagonist to watch.

Shangguan Yan took the lantern and looked down.

The protagonist Shou didn't wear a mask when he went out, but later bought one on the way, so he kept wearing it. Until now, in order to check the rabbit lantern in his hand, he pushed the mask up on his head, revealing his face again Come.The night market is brightly lit. This small stall is filled with all kinds of lanterns. They are made of very simple materials, but their shapes are quite novel and full of fun.There are several colorful windmills on the light stand beside it. As soon as the evening wind blows, they will slowly turn. like.In this flowing color, Shangguan Yan's eyelashes drooped, his eyes were focused, and the curvature of his side face, under the light of the lamp, looked particularly romantic and beautiful.

It's time for the big business of flirting!

Song Guan waved his hand, took out a fan from his pocket, and opened it with a "swipe", he shook it once and for all, walked to the Shangguan Banquet in a few steps and stood still, followed by Xiaobing who followed suit.

Such a big living person squeezed beside him, Shangguan Yan naturally gave Song Guan a sideways glance.The two looked at each other, thought about the harmonious tone of the queen mother's usual speech, and built on it, Song Guan said very calmly: "This rabbit lantern in your hand is not bad." After saying this, he He closed the folding fan with a "swipe", tapped the palm of his hand slowly, turned his head to look at the stall owner, and said rudely, "Hey, old man, how do you sell this rabbit lamp?"

The smile on the stall owner's face was a little stiff, and he rubbed his hands dryly: "This, this young man..."

At this time, the protagonist Shou put the rabbit lamp in his hand back to the booth. He didn't look sideways, nor did he look at Song Guan, but said very coldly: "Since your Excellency likes it, I have no choice but to part with it."

Naturally, Song Guan has been paying attention to the movement of the protagonist, and of course he didn't miss the moment of hesitation when the other party stopped. He obviously wanted this rabbit lamp very much. "Are.Song Guan, who has insight into everything, deeply feels that he is not a human being who "takes love with a horizontal knife", secretly thinking about Amitabha, but he cannot put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.

The moment the protagonist shou put down the rabbit lantern, he had already firmly grasped the protagonist shou's hand.The temperature of the hands of the two of them is not high, and the cold is equally cold, but it is not uncomfortable to touch each other.Looking at each other, I saw that Shangguan Yan's eyes were like lacquer, he changed his previous casual posture of not fighting, and actually brought out a bit of coldness, even his voice was a bit cold: "This young master , what do you mean by doing this?"

Song Guan felt quite ashamed when he heard the words, but he still had to smile.He wears a mask on his face, the kind that only covers the upper half of his face. Originally, this type of mask was invented to make it easier for people to eat while walking after shopping on the street, but it turned out to be convenient for Song Guanlai at this time. It's time to show off your acting skills.The evil smile in front of Mr. Egg is really not in vain. In order to conform to the original owner's design, Song Guan's smile is 100% evil intentionally. Because the interpretation is very successful, this sudden change of painting style, which is completely different from usual, It almost feels like being possessed by a ghost.

Seeing this smile, Shangguan Yan was stunned for a moment, feeling something was wrong, and then with great force withdrew his hand from Song Guan's.But Song Guan, from the corner of his eyes, saw that the martial arts leader wanted to come forward, but was blocked by Xiaobing. Song Guan knew that it would not be long for an ordinary person to block a martial arts leader. Quick fix.With a backhand, he grabbed the main character's withdrawn hand again, and took advantage of the situation to pull him into his arms.

It can be seen that the protagonist Shou is really a scholar with a combat effectiveness of minus five. After being pulled by Song Guan like this, he really staggered and fell into Song Guan's arms.He put one hand on Song Guan's chest, only to find that his waist was also hugged by the other party, and he could even feel the other party's fingers on his waist, caressing slowly with his thumb very frivolously.

Shangguan Yan raised his head angrily, but he restrained his anger very much.When Song Guan was visiting the Hanlin Academy earlier, he made insinuations and learned from his mouth what kind of temperament Shangguan Yan was—the kind of person who would not explode on the spot when something happened, but would keep in mind the liquidation in the future .Seeing Shangguan's reaction now, Song Guan knew that if he had to get a slap from the protagonist tonight, the process would inevitably have to be tortuous, and he should not be too impatient. The opponent finally broke out on the spot.

With this guideline in mind, Song Guan lowered his head very calmly, thinking about what kind of tricks the Empress Dowager used to tease people on weekdays.He looked at Shangguan, and gently blew on Shangguan's face in a leisurely manner, the appearance and content of his speech were very indecent, very frivolous.Song Guan deliberately lowered his voice, his words were vulgar and direct, without any embellishment and cover-up, he said: "I want this lamp, and I want you too. I say that, my lord. Should it or shouldn't it?"

Hearing the words, Shangguan Yan must have been so angry that he paused for breath, his eyes reflected the lights on the street, and entwined with anger, it was so bright that it was a bit scorching. The word said: "Your Excellency, please respect yourself!"

Enduring so hard, you are already so angry, why don't you bear it, just slap me to calm down, the protagonist, classmate Shou.While thinking about this, Song Guan felt that he hadn't stimulated the opponent enough, and he had to add more fire, so he put his hand on the opponent's waist and moved it down, pinching the protagonist's buttocks very obscenely.When doing this action, Song Guan was also very ashamed, he thought, goodness, goodness, the protagonist suffers comrades, this is an expedient measure, please forgive me.Then he said softly while doing this: "You let me respect myself, but if I don't respect myself, how can you deal with yourself?"

Song Guan said that he wanted to add fire, and what he added was indeed very successful.The protagonist was really angry when he was messed with like this. He charged up and pushed Song Guan, the rascal ♂, away, only to complete the movement of turning around without taking a step, and was hugged from behind again.

Now Song Guan's body is very tall and straight, anyway, he is taller than the protagonist, so holding Shangguan Yan in his arms like this is not at all disobedient.Song Guan hugged the man from behind, and seeing the reaction of the official banquet, he knew that the victory of the revolution was ahead, and the key now was whether his last fire was added violently enough.He put his arms around people and leaned close to Shangguan Yan's ear. Song Guan himself felt ashamed to say it loudly to others, so his voice was very soft, and only the two of them heard: "Your waist is so thin, The ass feels good too."

This tone and the way of speaking close to the ears are close to whispers between lovers, but the content is very unbearable.When Shangguan was molested before, no one really told him such a vulgar dialogue, so Song Guan's words had a huge impact on Shangguan's three views.Especially the words that were very embarrassing to him were said in such an understatement and in a tone that was almost gentle and careless. It was hard to express the impact of the strong contrast on him.Shangguan had an extremely ashamed and annoyed expression on his face, the tips of his ears turned red unconsciously with anger, and his struggling movements became more and more violent.

Song Guan could barely hug Shangguan, seeing that the timing was almost right, he decided to use his wide sleeves to cover up his movements, and in the busy street, through the cloth, he directly slapped the protagonist's penis!

"you!!!"

—— Shangguan Yan's face changed suddenly.

then.

"Snapped!!!"

This slap was really loud.

The protagonist was slapped by this slap, and he definitely used all his strength.Song Guan's mask was tilted to one side, and almost fell off!Fortunately, he has quick eyesight and quick hands, and quickly supported the mask on his face, so that the tragedy of his identity being exposed did not happen.It's just that he tasted a little blood in his mouth, but he finally got a slap in the face. The task at this stage was successfully completed, and Song Guan felt relieved even after being beaten.

The matter between him and the protagonist Shou happened within a few words, and the whole story ended with a slap before the people around could understand all the details.The protagonist was one step away, staring at Song Guan with an expression of shock, anger and disbelief.Xiaobing and the leader of the martial arts who were secretly dismantling the tricks were stunned by the sudden slap, but it was Xiaobing who reacted first, and it was too late for the leader of the martial arts to stop him.

The big guys watched Xiaobing step forward, watched Xiaobing splash the hot porridge on the protagonist's face, watched the protagonist's face covered with porridge dripping water.

Xiaobing pointed at Shangguan Yan with one finger and said sternly: "How dare you beat my son?!"

Song Guan: "..."

In this chaos, Song Guan stared at Shangguan Yan with only one thought, and that was——

Xiaobing, you can throw the porridge on the guards, but why did you splash the protagonist!

It's not good to splash it, why did you splash it on the other party's face!

Fuck, if the protagonist's face is ruined, how good will the next development be! ! ! !