Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Under Song Zhan's persuasive gaze, Song Guan finally opened his mouth obediently. Song Zhan pinched Song Guan's chin and glanced at his mouth in a posture that would almost kiss him immediately. Said: "Is it okay to be so hot?"

If it wasn't for the indifferent look and tone of the other party, and it couldn't be fake, if it wasn't for the indifference of the other party's care, as indifferent as if it was a reward that didn't care, Song Guan would have exploded like a firecracker long ago. They danced and fried.

The main reason is that the other party not only looked at him like waste paper, but also had too lethal eyes, so Song Guan didn't react too violently for a while.But this posture is really awkward, a normal person would not use this posture when speaking, even if the other party is a neuropathy whose brain circuit is so different that it is completely impossible to understand what this person is thinking, this posture is really incomprehensible Tolerate.

Song Guanlian moved back with the stool. The legs of the stool rubbed against the ground and made a harsh sound. He distanced himself from his elder brother and said vaguely: "It's nothing... ah!" At the last word, there was a cry of pain, because Song Zhan directly stretched his finger into his mouth and pressed the burnt part of his mouth, but Song Guan was completely unprepared for this, and was so shocked Pressing, the pain caused tears to flow up.

Nima!

are you crazy!

Press the hair! ! !

Do you want to hurt your father to death? ! !

Song Guan let out an "ah" in pain, and his whole body felt as if his hair had exploded, and bounced to the side with a "whoosh".He covered his mouth, showing his teeth in pain, but looked at Song Zhan with tears in his eyes, but dared not speak out.

Song Zhan said indifferently, "How dare you say it's all right?"

Because the pressing was so fucking painful, Song Guan kept backing away when Song Zhan walked over, but he was pulled back by Song Zhan and pressed back after only a few steps. On the chair, "Sit down." After Song Zhan finished speaking, he ordered the boy guarding outside the door to fetch medicine for scalds, then pinched Song Guande's chin, and asked Song to take the same position as the previous one. Guan opened his mouth again, but this time the medicine was applied gently, and it didn't hurt Song Guan at all, but during the process of applying the medicine, what Song Zhan said to him made Song Guandan terribly hurt up.

For example, he warned Song Guan not to mess around in the school, and he also gave examples lightly to show that there are all kinds of weird things in the school, like a 13-year-old student once made a fool of a fifty-year-old gentleman Stomach, and then the gentleman gave birth at an advanced age, the baby was indeed born, but the person also died of blood collapse.

Song Guan was speechless after hearing this story. The painting style of the world is too strange. Song Guan felt that he was like a propeller left behind after the satellite was launched, completely unable to keep up with the development of the times. And after the crazy brother finished telling the story, there was only one concluding sentence, which is to tell Song Guan'an to calm down and stop messing around outside. The news of the news reached his ears, and he will definitely teach Song Guan to be a man again.

In short, Song Guan got such a warning here, but he didn't take it very seriously. He has no interest in such things as messing around, not to mention that the world is full of men, okay? A man whose penis can produce milk and give birth to babies.

But after thinking about it, he thought that he was the one who was shouldering such a difficult task of molesting the protagonist Shou and also playing the protagonist Shou, so he absolutely didn't dare to say anything.The reality is always so cruel, when you talk too much without paying attention, it will jump out like a mad rabbit, kicking people's face with its hind legs, the force is so strong, it can really shake People's faces were dented inward with a "bang bang bang".

Facing the crazy big brother who was forcefully forcing him to make a statement, Song Guan finally thought about it, and he had no choice but to say vaguely: "I know, I will pay attention."

The eldest brother had already wiped the medicine on him, and when Song Guan said the promise above, he had already withdrawn his hand. Seeing Song Guan's promise, he bent down again, and the scent of sandalwood The smell was getting closer again. Song Zhan stretched out his hand and rubbed Song Guan's mouth. The temperature of his fingers was hotter than the skin on his face, but colder than the temperature of his lips. He just looked at Song Guan and said leisurely: "How old is it?" How can you still drool like this?"

Song Guan: "..."

Nima, if you didn't put your hand into the person's mouth and stir it when applying the medicine, and you didn't have time to close the mouth, would the saliva flow out? !

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There is fire in July, and clothes are given in September. Time always flies. Recently, Song Guan's treatment at the elder brother's side has improved significantly compared to the past. Not only did the elder brother not beat him anymore, but it is also rare. Considering his problems on the way to school, a carriage was allocated to him.

The elder brother’s explanation for this is that Song Guan always attracts ♂ bees and ♀ attracts ♂ butterflies when he goes out on the street, and every time he goes out, he will gather around a group of people shouting “Second Master Song, I want to give birth to you” , It's really decent, I feel that if this continues, maybe Song Guan will really be able to bring home a bunch of children, is this plausible, we must extinguish this sign.

For this reason, the eldest brother allocated a carriage to Song Guan.This carriage can also be regarded as a high-end custom-made carriage. It has no windows and is sealed on three sides. The remaining side for people to enter and exit is not covered by any curtains, but a small door that can be locked from the inside.

The elder brother said, don’t worry about it when you’re on the road, open any window, open any door, all sides are tightly closed, and don’t move after you close yourself, so as not to cause chaos.

Although the carriage was poorly ventilated, it was really trouble-free. Song Guan was very happy to receive the carriage. The eldest brother was too lazy to talk to him, and sent him away after giving him the carriage. In Song Guan's arms, he refused to get up.

Now the third brother has completely moved out of the Song Mansion to live in the Taoist temple of the elder brother. Before the third brother was raised in the Song Mansion, it is said that it was because of a relatively unique custom in this world. When Song Guan heard about this custom I didn't pay much attention to it, so I don't remember it clearly, but it probably means that if a child leaves the ancestral house before a certain age, his fate will be easily changed.

Now that the third brother has finally passed that age, the eldest brother naturally wants to take the third brother away.

In the past, the third younger brother was in the Song Mansion, and Song Guan had very little time to see the third younger brother. Now that the third younger brother has gone to the Taoist temple, Song Guan naturally spent less and less time seeing the third younger brother.But the third brother really likes Song Guan's appearance, obviously he was not very close before, and the number of times he saw him was seldom, but now every time he sees Song Guan, he always leans on Song Guan and does not leave.

Fortunately, children don't cry or make trouble, and they always smile when they look at people. They smile so much that their teeth can't be seen, and they are very cute. So Song Guan also likes to tease the third brother, especially when there is standing next to him. The eldest brother, Song Guan doesn't really want to chat with the eldest brother, so playing with the third brother is naturally the best choice.

As for the school, it's still the same. The people on the street have a very abnormal style of painting, and although the people in the school are not normal, at least they can be regarded as passable.That is to say, the empress dowager's nephew is too annoying, and he comes to find fault every three days. When Song Guan hits people, he is not serious, so this little idiot who comes to find fault with Song Guan every three days is beaten so hard Like a pig's head, with a bruised nose and swollen face, and because he was beaten too often by Song Guan, he remained in this state for a long time, so that when others mentioned the little idiot, Song Guan could only remember a pig's face with a bruised nose and swollen face. What an idiot originally looked like, but he has no memory at all.

Two or three days later, due to the annual Lantern Festival, the school had a four-day holiday.

The curfew rules will be canceled on the nights of these big festivals, and the elder brother brings the third younger brother out to play, so naturally Song Guan is also brought along by the way.Song Guan thinks this festival is very good, because everyone can wear a mask, and once the mask is covered, no one knows who is who, how wonderful.

Also because of the mask, Song Guan was in a very happy mood this night. It was so refreshing not to be watched like a monkey.

The moon is in the middle of the sky, and the street is full of lights and festoons. Song Guan and his eldest brother, who is holding his third brother, are buying food at a food stall. It is a kind of vermicelli. Guan had never eaten this kind of food before, and it seemed to be something unique to this world, so he ordered a bowl with great interest.

The uncle who put the soup in the bowl asked Song Guanke what his taboos were, and asked what side dishes he planned to add later, then looked at the third brother in his arms with a smile, and suddenly said: "How old are you guys? Looks like a year or two." After filling a bowl, he sighed again, "You two, it looks so good to be in love."

"..." What a couple!Song Guan had an unexpected feeling of being choked, holding the bowl passed by his uncle, it took him a long time before he found his voice and said, "Oh, actually, this is from my elder brother." Pointing to the third brother in the elder brother's arms, "That's my third brother, over two years old," and added, "It's almost three years old now."

"Hey, so it's brothers, no wonder the relationship is so good," the uncle slapped his head and smiled embarrassedly, "Look at my eyes," he picked up the long chopsticks on the side, and put some more side dishes on the table. When it was in Song Guan's bowl, "You are welcome, little brother. I will take it as my uncle's apology. Do you have anything else you want to eat? Just take it."

When Song Guan left his uncle at the end, he was carrying two bowls of side dishes that were almost full of fans, but the elder brother didn't comment on it, just kept watching with cold eyes, and then went straight to the empty seat beside the booth.After Song Guan sat down, he took a bowl and pushed it in front of his elder brother. Before he could say anything, his elder brother said "I don't want to eat this" and cut off everything he wanted to say later.

Song looked at the two bowls of full-bodied fans in front of him, touched his nose, and resignedly brought the two bowls to him, but he hadn't eaten yet. He just opened the chopsticks when he heard a commotion from the crowd not far away. Taking a closer look, I found that the cause of the commotion was the Jinwu Guards patrolling and supervising the city. This group of people seemed to be in a hurry, and I don't know what happened. look……"

The eldest brother interrupted him coldly and said: "There is already food, can't you stop your mouth? Eat yours and don't meddle in your own business."

Song Guan: "..."

Okay, okay, okay, as long as you are happy, big brother!

Anyway, this week, he can focus on pretending to be his grandson in front of this crazy brother!

The weird movement on the street is still going on, it would have been okay if there was only such a scene at the beginning, but later seeing that even the imperial guards were mobilized on the street, it can be seen that something big happened, but people just don’t know , this is exactly what happened.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the street seemed to be getting more and more delicate, Song Zhan frowned, changed his position and hugged the third brother in his arms, looked at Song Guan and said, "Have you eaten? Don't dawdle when you're done eating, hurry up." let's go."

Song Guan actually ate only a few mouthfuls, but since the eldest brother spoke like this, he simply put down his chopsticks, the two got up, Song Guan put on the mask again, and thanked the uncle.

When he was only five steps away from this stall and passed by a stall selling windmills, Song Guan collided with a child who was hurriedly walking with his head bowed.

The child was knocked down by Song Guan and fell to the ground, and Song Guan helped him up.The child's mask was knocked crooked. After being supported by Song Guan, he stretched out his hand to straighten the mask on his face first. Holding Song Guan's hand, the child spoke, and it was a very clear voice. , with a very soft accent, and then said softly: "Array... I don't care, you..." The first half of the sentence was completely muted, and the child with the mask looked through the two gaps between the eyes of the mask. , staring straight at Song Zhan who was not wearing a mask beside Song Guan.

Song Guan followed the children's line of sight to see his elder brother, and secretly had a brainstorm in his heart, and then found that after he came to this world, his brainholes tended to become bigger and bigger.He quickly blocked the brain hole in his heart, turned his head and asked Song Zhan with a serious face: "Brother, do you know this young master?"

Song Zhan smoothed the hair of the third brother in Shunhuai, ignored Song Guan, and just looked at the young man in brocade clothes who was supporting Song Guan's hand: "I was wondering what happened to the imperial guards on the street, so the emperor is here .”