Cannon fodder "attack" development system

The performance in front of the ancestral temple during the Spring Festival was held for the purpose of being lively and having fun with everyone.Every year, this performance always attracts some people. In previous years, it was not that there were no performances that were popular, but everyone was considered sensible. It was said to be overwhelming, and the fruit that was thrown on the stage almost hit the performer to spurt blood.

Throwing fruit is a rule over the years. Everyone who comes to watch will bring some fruit. If there is any performance that you particularly like, you will throw the fruit in your hand on the stage. This action is also co-authored There is another old custom. If people see the object of their admiration, they will show their love to each other. If they get a gift in return, it means that the other party is also interested in themselves. So the two are married, and they can try to get along with each other. , If both parties feel that the other party is good after talking about feelings, they can get married.Well, what an era of free love.

It is because of the influence of this custom that throwing fruit on the performance stage has naturally become a way of expressing love. The more fruits the show performs on the stage, the more popular it is naturally. This is not included in the official rankings, but everyone can laugh and talk about it in private.

But the amount of fruit recovered by Song Guan is absolutely unprecedented.

When he fled backstage with a bewildered expression on his face, the gentleman who dragged him to replace his name also had a stunned expression. You'd better go home now, I always feel that the people outside are a little crazy, and I will take care of the rest."

When Song Guan saw the people rushing from the bottom of the stage to the front of the stage just now, he was really scared and stupid.If those noisy voices were removed, the dense crowd of people pushing forward with their hands raised would look like a costumed version of "The Walking Dead"!

Facing the teacher's suggestion, Song Guan numbed his scalp and said "Then please, sir", and then grabbed Xiaobing and ran away.

Although he was a little scared by the enthusiasm of the people under the stage at that time, Song Guan actually didn't take it seriously. He felt that everyone would react that way, at most it was caused by the atmosphere at that time.Most people have a "herd" mentality, so when one person takes the lead in doing something under a certain atmosphere, others may be affected by the atmosphere at that time and follow to do the same behavior, and feel It has been magnified countless times, because of a subtle "sense of collective belonging" and "sense of recognition" made some irrational behaviors and then led to the loss of control of the scene at that time.

From Song Guan's point of view, his performance wasn't too good, it was mediocre. After a night when everyone calmed down, everything would be fine.

But in fact, after returning from the "sword dance" during the Spring Festival, everything was not quite right.

When Song Guan found out that the situation was very bad, it was probably when he realized that he had been reduced to the point where he had to sneak around to go to school in the morning, and when he went out, he was smeared with fruit every minute. What did this shit do?There was someone squatting at the gate of the Song Mansion, he was smeared as soon as he went out, he was smeared as soon as he went out, he was smeared as soon as he went out, important things were repeated three times, wiped, he couldn't even get out the door!

Dare to swagger on the street?

Be smashed into a fool every minute, okay!

If you talk too much, you will be in tears. What are you talking about expressing love with fruit? This is cheating. Throwing it so hard, thinking that I am throwing a shot put or a javelin!

Looking at the bruises on his body, Song wanted to turn himself into a gorilla beating his chest and roaring. He felt that these fruit throwers were definitely seeking personal revenge. They used the guise of "throwing fruit to express their love", but in fact they just wanted to smash the fruit. Kill him, right?

But even though the people on the street are all crazy, fortunately the people in the school are still normal. When Song Guan ran to the school from the side door of the Song Mansion secretly to attend class, he comforted himself like this, but when he found The paper that I wrote in class and threw away will be picked up by others. When I put it away carefully, my whole face twitches.

Xiaobing's opinion on this is: "It is true that you are Meng Lang, but the young master's sword dance is indeed unique."

Step alone!

Can everyone's style of painting be normal?

Nima, then it's just a very ordinary sword dance, okay?

However, this crazy fruit throwing incident, after a period of violent explosion, finally stopped. The key event of the whole thing was that Song Guan was smashed out of blood.

At that time, after school was released, Song Guan was unfortunately recognized by someone on his way home that day. After such a recognition, according to the experience of the previous days, naturally another group of people wanted to throw at him. fruit.

It was nothing at first, but I don't know who picked it and where it was picked. An apple as big as a small pumpkin was lifted up and thrown towards Song Guan.

Song Guan was also unlucky, if he dodged it, it would be fine, if he reached out to catch it, that would be fine, but he stepped on a fruit thrown by someone, and just slipped, watching the huge apple go straight Come here with your head open.

Song Guan didn't have his head opened by his crazy elder brother before, the big apple flew over with a "hoo" and hit his head with a "bang". The long-healed wound opened again.

When the blood flowed down, Song Guan hadn't reacted yet, but felt that his head was itchy, he reached out his hand a little slowly, and then touched the blood all over his face.Song Guan stared at his blood-stained hand for a while, but he didn't have any thoughts in his mind, then he heard Xiaobing's voice changed "Second Young Master" next to his ear, and then he closed his eyes and passed out, then he didn't know anything .

Fortunately, Xiaobing reacted quickly enough, and with that thin and frail body, he hugged Song Guan in a daze, so that no one would hit his head on the ground again and get another bloody gash.

It was really miserable for Song Guan to be carried away on the street with his head covered in blood, but it was even worse than the person on the scene who accidentally smashed Song Guan into such a virtuous person.Anyway, it looks pretty miserable.Then, originally, in fact, the crowd was quite agitated at the beginning, and then the incident of Song Guan seeing blood was used as the fuse, and the scene was completely out of control in the end. Originally, the crowd was blaming the person who threw the big apple , Then people crowded into a group, "Oh, who squeezed me?", "Who is pulling my hair, is it going to die!", "You stepped on my foot again!", and the conversations like this developed to the end, the crowd was chaotic Inexplicably, it turned into a group brawl.

The group of people on the street was so crazy that Jing Zhaoyin, who later maintained the law and order in the capital, had to come forward and forcibly disperse the crowd.And because of this injury, Song Guan spent ten days recuperating at home, and now he has a huge psychological shadow about going out to the streets.

During this period, the eldest brother came to see him with his third brother in his arms, and didn't say anything else. He just told Song Guan that he would bring the third brother back to the Taoist temple to raise himself. As for how Song Guan was injured, it was another injury How serious it was, he didn't ask any of them.

Song Guan didn't care, after all, the elder brother loved the third younger brother and didn't like him, is this something that has always existed objectively?

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At the beginning of the day, the night breeze was cool, and the glazed palace lanterns in the palace seemed to be burning for ten miles. It was Empress Pu, who was already the empress dowager, leaning halfway on the bed without caring about her appearance. He had no shoes and socks, and his long hair was not tied. Just like that, it meanders and lands on the outside of the pure white inner shirt.

Opposite him stood Song Zhan, the former imperial concubine of the Song Dynasty, now named "Linyuan", wearing a tightly sewn Taoist robe, with that cold and impersonal face, he was really abstinent to the extreme, but made him want to rough it Open the other party's belt, and see what changes will take place on that cold expression.

This was the first time that Empress Dowager Pu saw the concubine Song after the death of the first emperor.Empress Dowager Pu leaned against the bed holding a jade ruyi, bent her head with one hand, and just used the other hand to casually play with the transparent jade ruyi.There was a careless smile on his face, and he didn't bring half of what was in his mind to the surface.

There is a distance between the two, but it seems strange that no matter which side is serious or not, it seems that they have nothing to do with each other.Probably because of this reason, the late Holy Majesty always felt at ease when he let the two of them get along with each other during his lifetime, and always felt that it was absolutely impossible for them to have anything happen between them.

After thinking about it, Queen Mother Pu couldn't help but sneered.

Where did this man get his confidence?Who gave it to him?

There was a very sweet fragrance burning in the room, it was too fragrant, Empress Dowager Pu raised her eyes to look at Song Zhan, the first sentence they said in this private meeting was neither a greeting nor anything Reminiscing about the old days, Empress Dowager Pu casually threw Yu Ruyi in her hand on the bed, and said with a smile: "Don't talk, let me guess, let me guess, whether I can guess it right, what will happen to you this time?" Why did you enter the palace to see me?"

He changed his posture and leaned on the bed, because there was a tear mole on the corner of his eye, so when he smiled, he had a very strange sense of enchantment, but he was not powdery. The late Sheng Shang especially liked the corner of his eye when he was born. tear mole.

Empress Dowager Pu smiled, and said unhurriedly: "Recently there are only so many things in the capital, and there are only a few things that can concern you. It's a pity that you don't care about it and leave it all to me. It was a clean walk. After calculations, although you have no conscience, you are still the best for your family. I guess you miscalculated last time and didn't kill you, the most annoying second brother, but tired My father's father is dead, so you hate this younger brother even more now, but you don't want him to die in vain, after all, this cheap life is worth two lives of your father's."

Empress Dowager Pu looked at Song Zhan with a half-smile: "Your second brother has always caused trouble, and I also know what Jing Zhaoyi reported. Song Zhan, Song Zhan, this time you are here for your second brother. Did I say yes or no?"

Daoist Linyuan didn't say yes or no, but sat next to Empress Dowager Pu. The body covered by Taoist robes carried a strong scent of sandalwood. Empress Dowager Pu hugged him from behind and buried her face in the He sniffed deeply at the neck of the man, and then couldn't help opening his mouth to bite the man, leaving a tooth mark. Facing the warning glance from the former imperial concubine, he giggled nonchalantly : "Your second brother is also capable. It was also interesting during the Spring Festival a few days ago. I even heard about Jinghong Sword Dance in the palace. Now there is another one who was smashed with fruit on the street and got blood on his head. matter,"

Empress Dowager Pu half-jokingly said: "Should I say that it is fortunate that your second brother only danced this part of the Spring Festival at that time? Otherwise, if you continue to dance, you will have to 'sword the city'. Now I am afraid that everyone in the capital should I know who your second brother is. I see, this reputation is there, and he will not worry about getting married in the future. At that time, I will help your second brother point out a good person outside the capital. If he comes to marry by order, there will always be Some fools, because of this reputation, desperately want to marry your second brother."

Song Zhan looked at the pattern on the bed curtain on one side, and was silent for a while, then pulled the Empress Dowager Pu's hand around his waist a little, and said, "You don't need to worry about this."

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It was also after the incident that the second son of the Song Dynasty was smashed with blood on his head, and a new ban was issued in the capital in a short time-people are not allowed to throw fruit when walking on the street.

As soon as this incident happened, there was quite a lot of opposition. After all, the second son of the Song family was just a special case. Most people in the court disapproved. The performance in front of the ancestral temple was regarded by most of the aristocratic families as a product of ordinary people, anyway. They won't go to see it. Although their children are in the same academy as those people, the classes in an academy are very distinct. Like this kind of performance, it's just that the common people want to squeeze up to the next level. A platform for self-expression is an opportunity that ordinary people would fight for. With the arrogance of a son of a noble family, how could it be possible to participate in this kind of performance, and in the end, things turned out so outrageous, most likely because of the Second Young Master Song himself It was made, and I really wanted to be popular and crazy, so everyone didn't take it seriously.

However, the empress dowager was very firm about this matter, and suppressed all the opposition with her own strength, but in the end she still made a step back, that is, the custom of throwing fruits to show her love can continue, but only It can be done on specific occasions, and it is restricted to throw at will on the seventh day of July, but not on weekdays.

After this rule came out, Song Guan was really thankful. He thought that when he went out in the future, he would finally not have to worry about being smashed into a fool with fruit when he went out on the street.

Since the new regulations came out, Song Guan of course took a detour when he saw those so-called "special occasions", and was closed at home on July [-]th. Go out, never go out.

Speaking of recuperating from illness, Song Guan did not expect that he would receive many condolence letters, which were all messy. He was very curious, and when he opened it, he didn't know what expression to put on.To sum it up roughly, the content of most of the letters can be roughly summed up as "I heard that you were injured, I felt very anxious, but your servants refused to let me in, so I had to write to you. You You look so good, the sword dance is beautiful, I feel like I'm in love with you, do you want to make a date? I wish you a speedy recovery, love you."Some of the rest were not unknown so-called poems, and some were obscene and pornographic songs, all of which made Song Guan's face twitch.

Song Guan felt that some people he met were so crazy, it was probably the fault of "Hui Yan"... This world is full of men, that is to say, if men are good-looking, there are no straight men in this world. In this world, it’s like a straight man seeing a good-looking girl... Song Guan was a little impulsive for a while, thinking of simply scratching his face, but the "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ ♂ Outline" clearly stated, The original owner is good-looking, and he is the one who can select the four most beautiful men in the capital...

In other words, his face can't be rotten.

so annoying...

As expected, the third brother was carried away by the elder brother.Because of the third younger brother's departure, there were fewer people in the mansion, so it was quite deserted. During the period, the elder brother held the third younger brother to see Song Guan once, and the third younger brother was still white and soft, so he was sent to Song Guan by the elder brother. On the bed, he looked left and right, and finally tilted his head to look at Song Guan, then stretched out his short legs and hands, and slowly climbed onto Song Guan's lap.

Song Guan was afraid that the child would fall, so he quickly reached out his hand to stabilize the child, and the third younger brother rolled into Song Guan's arms with this movement, laughing: "Huanhuan Hug."

The eldest brother was watching the interaction between the two people on the bed, one big and one small. It was meal time, he looked at the sky outside, and then looked back at the third brother who had been holding Song Guan and never let go. There was no change, so he said indifferently: "Okay, it's time for dinner, Huanhuan, you hug your third brother down."

Song Guan: "..."

Who is Huanhuan, isn't it good!

But in reality, Song Guan, who didn't dare to raise an opinion with the psychotic brother, had no choice but to respond with hatred: "I know, here it is."

Wait until dinner time to drink soup, because it is a special dish, the temperature was quite high when it was served, Song Guan didn't pay attention, so he burned his tongue.

He covered his mouth and said "Hey", this exclamation startled the elder brother who was feeding the third younger brother, Song Zhan looked up, under that inorganic gaze, Song Guan trembled and said that he It's okay, because his tongue was burned, so his words were a bit vague.

Hearing this, Song Zhan didn't speak, but just put down his chopsticks. He stared at Song for a while, until Song Guan was hairy all over his body. When Song Guan started to fidget, the elder brother looked away, turned around and ordered three The younger brother hugged and continued to feed, but he got up and walked to Song Guan.

When Song Zhan leaned down, Song Guan clearly smelled the sandalwood from the other party's body. At this distance, Song Zhan lowered his head slightly, and long hair fell down on Song Guan's face.The other party directly reached out and pinched Song Guan's chin, and his gaze fell directly into Song Guan's eyes. Song Zhan's eyes were so straightforward that he didn't have any evasion, so he asked quite coldly: "Is it burnt? "

Song Guan raised his face and uttered a monosyllabic "uh", which was a "yes" in response. He didn't like this posture, so he subconsciously raised his hand and held Song Zhan's wrist. He wanted to move the other's hand away, but slightly He couldn't refuse with all his strength, so he tried again, but it still didn't work, so he gave up.

Song Zhan pinched his chin and said, "Open it."

Song Guan didn't move.

Song Zhan said, "Open your mouth."

"..." Song Guan paused, then raised his head and smiled, "It's nothing, and it's not very serious."

Song Zhan lowered his head a little, Song Guan found that this person has a problem, Song Zhan always likes to talk next to people, but this distance exceeds the normal distance, it will make people—for example, him—feel uncomfortable all over. At ease, Song Guan always wanted to lean his head back.

But the opponent did not give him the opportunity to lean back.

"Song Guan," Song Zhan looked into his eyes and said the name coldly, "Don't always make me say it so many times," he said with emphasis at the end, still without any expression. There was no change, but inexplicably it made people feel that the air pressure in the whole body was a little low. Song Zhan said to him, "Open your mouth."

Song Guan: "..."