The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

After "a few of my big thieves" joined LTP, they brought Yu Yao a few loads of resources. At this time, people in the alliance frantically extended Erkang's hand.

The plane is coming: boss!boss!Don't leave when the boss comes!

のtrue↗heart niobium, don't understand: wow, what's wrong with not going online for a few days?

Gu Han: As expected of a big boss with over 2 million forces, there is nothing to say about fighting an alliance by one person.

Both Cats and Dogs: That's right, the power ranking of our alliance has risen from eighteen to fifth.

Seeing this sentence, Yu Yao quickly exited the chat interface and looked at the ranking of the alliance's power. Yes, the entire alliance's power used to be less than 2 million, but now a big boss with more than [-] million power suddenly came, and the ranking of course soared.

Going back to the chat interface, the message on it was unsightly.

The plane is coming: hold back, brother!There are many girls in our alliance, pure, hot, sexy and enchanting, take your pick!

My few thieves are big:?

The plane is coming: girl!A real girl!You really don't want it?Think it through! ! !

Some of my thieves are big: Your alliance is not good enough, the competition is not strong, the level of land occupied is too low, and the resources are insufficient.

のtrue↗heart niobium, don't understand: resources?Want resources? +V letter 16798762***, sexy anchor, late at night□□

The plane is coming: brother dei, are you skinning the gods and demons?

A few of my thieves are big: how many T in my network disk, do you want yours?

Both cats and dogs: Hahahaha big brother, honest man, how many T?Hahaha what kind do you like?

Yu Yao thought this was too filthy and exciting, it was another Let'sspeak glish!

Undressed and wishing: Hey, hey, you (⊙o⊙)

The plane is coming: the girl is still there!This will be discussed another day, let me say first, I am QQ236**837*.

Both Cats and Dogs: Yes, this chat interface can’t post pictures, and often smokes, sometimes it’s inconvenient to ask questions, how about creating a group? QQ or WeChat?

Gu Han: QQ and WeChat are all about work.

Yu Yao seconded.

The plane is coming: boss!Is the boss still there?boss?

There was a few minutes of silence on the channel.

Both cats and dogs: Let's go, our power has lost eighteen again, fuck!

Yu Yao thought this guy was cool, he came and went like the wind, so he clicked on the world channel to watch.

The words "my thieves are big" are now greyed out without a letter prefix, indicating that he has not yet joined any alliance.

Some of my thieves are big: LTP, those four-level lands near OMG, you come and get them.

King's Landing: Boss, that's the land we've set our sights on first, and we're about to fight it, what are you doing?

Some of my thieves are big: move the [-]th-level land to LTP, and give you [-]th-level land.

Bai Lu Nu: Well, O(∩_∩)O Thank you little brother~

Yu Yaozheng couldn't figure it out. Looking back, he saw that the alliance channel was blown up again. The general idea was that CTM seemed to be planning to support our alliance, so should we accept his kindness?After all, now that CTM has formed a crushing advantage, it will be a matter of time to dominate the area, and it must be appreciated.

Yu Yao interjected, why do I think he gave us level [-] land, but OMG level [-] land? It feels like we should be inferior.

"Cats and Dogs" posted a group number, saying that you should join the group, and we will discuss it later.

Yu Yao remembered that before quitting the game from the group account, he saw "Bai Lu Nu" teasing "My Few Big Thieves", and a group of rough men were teasing "Bai Lu Nu" again.

He noticed the prefix [OMG] in front of the name of "Bai Lu Nu", and realized that she belonged to the OMG alliance.

Yu Yao sighed, no wonder they have a fifth-level land, one is a sister, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven!

He was the third to join the group. After entering, he only saw two people, "Cats and Dogs" and "Airplane is Coming". A profile sketch of Horikoshi Jiro, the protagonist of "The Wind Rises".

Yu Yao's profile picture is a pure white cat raised by his parents. His left eye is blue and his right eye is yellow.

The plane is coming: who is etc?

The plane is coming: @etc, what movie do you like to watch?

The plane is coming: @etc, bursting photos!

The plane is coming: Lying on the grass, this avatar is simply amazing... Even if you are single for a long time, you will have thoughts even when you look at a cat.

Both cats and dogs: Hahaha men don't keep cats and women don't keep dogs, this cat is quite special, just look at his eyes.

This cat is really good-looking. When his mother just picked it up from the side of the road in the community, its sparse hair was knotted, its body was small and thin, and its eyes were wild and fierce.

Undressed and Fuyu: Yes, it's very beautiful.

After speaking, he sent a few more pictures of cats, and "Cats and Dogs" immediately responded with a few pictures.The two met across the screen, smiled and shook hands: So you are also a cat slave!Fellow fellows, hello!

The three chatted for a while, and the group message showed that another person had joined, named "Lanze Yimeng". Half a minute later, the group business card was corrected to "Guhan", and the profile picture was an ink painting.

Because Yu Yao was going to invigilate the college entrance examination, he didn't continue chatting, turned off his phone and walked to school.

After logging in to the game at night, I realized that I had been appointed as an alliance diplomat. I choked in my heart, and hurriedly went to find the alliance leader "Cat and Dog".

There was silence for a long time before sending a message: Sister Yuyu, I have thought about it carefully. We can get the fourth-level land this time. reward.In addition, just now I saw OMG that Bailu girl is also a diplomat, how about this, you learn how to deal with those alliances, especially CTM, after all girls are easier to talk hahahaha, right?

Yu Yao thought that girls are easier to talk to, but I'm not a girl, I'm a man—at best, I'm just a bitch... If you want to sell your appearance to please a group of men, they are real girls and real green tea Acting in true colors, am I rushing the ducks to the shelves?

He quickly replied: Aww~ But I don't know how to communicate (⊙o⊙)!

Both cats and dogs: Sister, don’t be afraid [grin grinning], you won’t be able to learn, in fact, you don’t need to do anything, when we talk about it, you just need to act like a baby and make them happy [sinister smile].

Yu Yao was very confused, his intention of pretending to be a girl was just to win a little sympathy, so as to avoid the recurrence of the tragic history of being reincarnated dozens of times, but he wanted to protect himself and not cheat.

He hurriedly said: I don't know how to coax people either, sobbing~QAQ, what if I mess up things by then, Mr. Leader, you should hire someone else~

Cat and Dog: Hey, it's okay, I just made a random suggestion, isn't it just a game, just have fun, you can do whatever you want, it's okay, just stay and play in our alliance!

Unexpectedly, a few days later, he would have to show up as a girl.

After the college entrance examination, he took a big vacation. Because he didn't have enough qualifications to go to grade the papers, he watched male model fashion shows at home day and night every day to get addicted to his eyes, and his enthusiasm for games has weakened a lot.

As a result, someone swiped the screen of Aite on QQ that day, and he clicked on it, and everyone urged him to play the game, saying that LTP and the OMG people got angry!

Alliances can generally have four states: "Federation", "Alliance", "Peace" and "Declaration of War". As soon as Yu Yao logged into the game, he saw that the geographical boundary of the neighbor OMG turned blood red, indicating that war had been declared. After declaring war, you can start to capture the opponent's territory directly.

It is said that the reason for the uproar was that someone from LTP crossed OMG's mine, and OMG's people attacked his mine area. This person was not convinced, so he swept the entire OMG mine area.

Yu Yaoxin said, Aite, why should I do this? I am not the leader of the alliance, how can I solve this!

As a result, as soon as I went to World Channel, I saw people from OMG scolding LTP every day.

King's Landing: LTP, can't you control your own dog?Isn't it reasonable for me to fight back if I go beyond our mine?And fucking revenge on the entire alliance?What the hell do you say?

Adult products store: My mother's lonely cold, what kind of shit?I messed with you?Hit Laozi Mine?

Gu Han: Before you say this, please think about it carefully. At that time, in addition to mining the mines where I crossed the border, you also attacked the mines that I did not cross the border. Explain?

Bai Lunv: The positions of those two mining areas were originally very vague, but because of this, you swept away the mines of the entire alliance, isn't it too much?

Guhan: Do you think you have crossed our alliance's mine, but I didn't see it?

Floating around: What is the noise? The Alliance of Yue Mine kicked people.

Bai Lunv: You have to have evidence to say this, don't rant, when did our alliance surpass your mine?

Lonely: often.

King's Landing: Don't compare without proof, you want to throw the blame at mines in our entire alliance?What about your ally?What about diplomats?Fucking coward, huh?Are you afraid to speak now?

The LTP people know that they are wrong, and discuss it in the QQ group very wretchedly and decadently.

Both Cats and Dogs: What should I do, this kid is too hot-tempered, he will beat other people's entire alliance at every turn, this is too hot to swallow, right?

Lonely: They really often steal our mines.

Undressed and wishing: Uh, but it’s not right for you to beat them QAQ, which is the mine of the entire alliance, QAQ, this is so provocative, and there are so many innocent people QAQ.

Lonely: OMG a bunch of garbage.

Summer Sea Gull: emmm, that's what I said... I also think they are a bunch of garbage, don't have a strong sense of superiority at the fifth level, and often mock us openly and secretly.

Qingchen: It's not that CTM gave them a reward because they don't want it. Dog eyes see people as inferior.

Undressed and wishing: QAQ, they have been scolding on the public screen for a long time~

A few people moved to the public screen, and the OMG people have basically swiped the screen now.

King's Landing: This is the quality of LTP?If all leagues develop like this, then we don't have to play games, you make me feel bad, and you don't have to! Listen up everyone OMG, from now on, all LTP people will fight one at a time!Fuck us, don't fucking want to have fun, just ditch the trash!

Look at the gun in my hand: Hey, hey, brothers, let's talk if you have something to say.

Gu Han: What are you?

Bai Lu Nu: Then what are you?

Look at the gun in my hand: little sister~ little sister~

Gu Han: The garbage is all piled up, have you stolen mines too?

Bai Lu Nu:? ? ? ?

Bai Lu Nu: Are you a dog?Bite anyone?

Bai Lu Nu: I swear to God, I have never done anything like stealing mines!But you, the more you mine, the more you mine, do you still have humanity?

Gu Han: I'm a dog, and you're a bitch.

Floating around: Why did it even rise to personal attacks?

Look at the gun in my hand: Miss, don’t be angry~

Look at the gun in my hand: try scolding another young lady?I will blow your head off!

Yu Yao wiped his face, thinking that this melon was too exciting to eat, and just about to switch to QQ to check the situation, suddenly found that his screen started to turn red, and several tribes with blood-red names flew directly to him. In the high battle of OMG, troops began to be dispatched to massacre, and many LTP alliance player tribes who were not shielded were set on fire.

Yu Yao frowned.

He originally had a subtle impression of the OMG alliance, and felt that this was an accepted attribute in a certain BL novel, but now his impression is a bit bad.

Yu Yao is a Buddhist player. When he sees a free mining area, he will dig or something. When he thinks of it, he will raise soldiers, upgrade tribes, and fight wild monsters.But because he is too Buddhist, his influence grows very slowly, the accumulation of tribal resources is also very limited, and his military strength is even pitiful, so he is generally not eligible for the "Peace Shield"-of course, the main reason is that he does not have a shield.

But recently, no one hit him anymore. As the only two girls in the entire game area, at least they wouldn't hurt "her" even if they didn't say to protect "her".

As a result, just now, he was rounded by a few OMG guys.

Yu Yao was in a calm and indifferent mood, clicked on the message record, and counted one by one.

There are as many as forty records of combat failures.

Yu Yao was about to click on the world channel to start a unparalleled national curse, but saw that someone had already started to curse.

Summer Sea Gull: Are OMG people crazy?why did you hit me? ? ? ?

King's Landing: Even sitting on the system will let you experience the feeling of being raped innocently.

Both cats and dogs: Is your behavior too naive?

King's Landing: Don't say that you are childish or not, if Gu Han apologized just now, and you then cede land and pay compensation, this matter can be left alone, but you have to fight with the old men in the end, right?If you scold my young lady, I will kill you Quanmeng.It's still the same sentence, you make me feel bad, and I make you feel bad too, suffering is equal.

Ula Ula Ulala: A bitch is abusive.

Gu Han: Just come to me if you have anything, don't bully them.

Summer Sea Gull: You are a non-mainstream idiot in King's Landing, right?

Qingchen: Hehe, +1

Qingchen: sb game, eye trouble, abandoned pit.

Both Cats and Dogs: Shall we scold Miss Sister?You kill me all league?Then you want to take off your clothes?Isn't she a young lady?Targeted on purpose?Others only hit once or twice, but you hit dozens of times?

Yu Yao felt very helpless about this game, and his anger dissipated. When he was hesitating whether to go to the square to tear people up, he suddenly saw a few blood-red messages.

My few thieves are big: what's going on?

Yu Yao was in a complicated mood.

Bai Lu Nu: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Woohoo, little brother, you are finally online!Someone bullied me~~~

Yu Yao's face was smeared by the blowing bitch, and he wiped his sweat. He felt that this "Bailu girl" and "my few thieves" seemed to have a good relationship. If that was the case, he would definitely be biased towards OMG , LTP is estimated to be imminent.The people in the group seemed to realize this too, and everyone trembled a little.

After all, "my few big thieves" are not only the most powerful in the whole district, but also basically the people who promise everything in the whole district.

CTM has dominated the region, and he is still the leader of CTM.

"Jun's Landing" described the matter in a more eloquent way, and its reference has risen from an individual "lonely cold" to an "LTP" entire alliance.

King's Landing: LTP overstepped the mine, so we opened up his mine, and he came to sweep the mines of our entire alliance. We wanted an explanation, and Bai Lu cried out of anger after being scolded bloody by them.

Gu Han: It was you who stole the mine first.

Floating around: It is recommended that the LTP alliance kick this thorn out.

Gu Han: You shut up.

Floating to and fro: I think you need to clean up.

Lone Star Afterimage: Brother Piao, you scold me?Swearing is useful, you are fucking invincible long ago.

Gu Han: You also shut up.

Yu Yao thought that this "lonely cold" really had a bad temper, so he hurried out to smooth things over.

Undressed and wishing: Brother Guhan, don’t scold QAQ, come back, some people just eat and scold, but they don’t make sense~

Gu Han: Hehe, people who like to point fingers and find a sense of presence in the game must be rubbish in reality, right?

Countless players blushed.

Floating around: If I understand correctly, are you pissing me off?

Undressed and flicking desire: No, no, brother Gu Han is just angry QAQ~ Little brother Piao Piao, don’t be angry either...

Gu Han: You are the one who hates you, trash.

Floating around: Very well, the LTP league no longer exists.

Yu Yao was stunned for a moment, wondering what this sentence meant, and went to the QQ group, where it was already crazy.

Both Cats and Dogs: Gu Han, you fucking, can the young master put away his temper?This is the alliance, not your big oil field, big mine and big villa!

Xia Risha'ou: What is this little brother doing? He speaks so aggressively. Originally, this quarrel started because of you. I don't know how to settle the matter and make a fuss about it?

The plane is coming: what's going on?Is your mouth Gatling?I just went out for a while and came back to 99+?

Qingchen: Brothers, this game is really boring. I have saved things for half a month, but I just finished playing without a condom. It’s really boring. It takes time and effort and I can’t play well. I’m drunk.

Undressed and Fuyu: Oh, what does that sentence floating around just now mean?What is LTP? This alliance is gone?

Both cats and dogs: They are going to push the city.Floating around is the second-in-command of CTM. You go to check the rankings. He is almost catching up with the big ones. He is [-] million. There is no pressure for one person to single out our entire alliance. What do you think this kid is doing wrong? mess with him?This is really the end of the calf, finally got a fourth-level land, and produced a few good mines, but now he is pushed to the city again, so he can only go back to the seaside to drink the northwest wind.

The plane is coming: what's going on?Tell me about it?

Little Lemon: The frame is really big, we want the whole LTP to be buried with him.

Yu Yao couldn't bear to look at it, the "lonely cold" he made was a bit of an enemy of the world, and he felt that this lonely cold was quite cool, if he hadn't put on a girl's vest, he would have ended up together danced happily.

Undressed Fuyu: Don’t talk about him, Brother Gu Han is quite right, OMG’s face is really ugly, someone hit me more than 40 times just now, I want to cry so much~

The plane is coming: Fuck? ? ?

The plane is coming: Dare to scold Yuyu?I'm going to wear a public screen every day today.

A group of people inside began to join in.

Yu Yao was almost overwhelmed by their enthusiasm, quickly entered the game, poked into the world channel, and several news had been updated on it.

Floating around: OMG, open the door

The OMG alliance is adjacent to the LTP territory, and only the cities that occupy the territory can push the city, so the move of "floating around" to join the OMG is to invade and occupy all the territories of the LTP.

King's Landing: Did Brother Piao want to push LTP?I agree!

Poetry and Wine: Well Pushed, Less Scourge

The plane is coming: OMG damn bully my little sister, big men don't want Bilian?Who beat Luyu?Stand up and let me slap him a few times for fun

King's Landing: Where is the dog barking?

The plane is coming: Hey, why are you still messing with Brother Piao?

King's Landing: Hahaha, LTP, who made you crazy, keep going crazy?You can bully our little league, but you can't bully brother Piao.

Gu Han: I'm not afraid.

The plane is coming: Ouch, Brother Piao, don’t be angry, I’m so scared

Yu Yao was still waiting to see the plane arrive on the public screen, but he found that he seemed to be a person who just watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. He was worried for a moment, and a string of red letters popped up on the screen.

Some of my thieves are big: All right, calm down.

As soon as this remark was made, the "tribes floating around" on the map had removed their peace shields and dispatched a force to attack a city adjacent to OMG and LTP.The first time you occupy a city, you need to kill the defenders in the city, and the cities behind are rotating in the major alliances. There are no more defenders. You only need to dispatch the siege troops to enter the city center and have 5 minutes to compete with others. In 5 minutes, as long as another stronger army enters the city center, the city can be won, otherwise, it can only be defeated and flee.To attack a city, you need to take off the peace shield and summon an army. Now CTM has a monopoly, and few people are capable of taking off their shield to fight for the city, so they can only watch their cities being attacked.

Yu Yao looked a little anxious. Although he hadn't played the game for a long time, he already regarded these lands as his hometown for the game.I was nervous about what to do, and suddenly I saw a blue tribe teleporting to the side of "Piaolaipiao", it was "Guhan", who sent an army into the city to fight with Piaoge's army .

Yu Yao guessed that Gu Han would lose, but he saw Brother Piao's troops returning in defeat!

"Floating here and there" may have predicted that no one would dare to compete with him for the city, but only a very small number of second-level siege soldiers were placed symbolically. Unexpectedly, Gu Han took the big medicine to increase the scale of the march and increase the attack power of the soldiers, and dispatched 30 troops entered the city and drove out the floating troops.

Yu Yao retreated to the QQ group, just about to praise Gu Han for being awesome, when he saw the message about both cats and dogs.

"I'm lonely and cold."

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