The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing
Chapter 5 Juju is a Straight Man of Steel
When they signed the contract and parted ways, Yu Yao asked He Jinping when he would move in, and He Jinping said it would be this afternoon, so Yu Yao left him alone and went to school by himself.
He always felt that there was something wrong with He Jinping's situation. After all, it was a bit funny to still engage in online dating at such an advanced age, and it would be even more ridiculous if he was still addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself from it!
When I came back at night, I first saw a large pile of plastic foam paper at the door, over a hill of rubbish to get in, the light in the living room was dim, only He Jinping’s room was lit with green light, at first glance it looked like a haunted .
Yu Yao walked towards him, and as soon as he reached the door, he heard the sound of fighting and a high-pitched female voice: "GodLike!"
Yu Yao looked inside, and saw that a pile of foam garbage hadn't been disassembled yet. He Jinping was sitting in front of the computer desk, with his back slightly arched, his eyes fixed on the screen, his hands jumping rapidly on the mouse and keyboard, and the characters on the computer screen changed and the health bar faded away. Sending is exactly the intense point.
Yu Yao indifferently raised his hand and knocked on the door.
"Wait a minute—where are you going to throw your fucking skills, the vampire? Throw it on his head! So quickly, so quickly, so so—"
He Jinping threw the mouse away, leaned his back on the chair, looked back slightly at Yu Yao, and said impatiently, "I'm pentakill!! What are you doing?"
"Is the garbage outside your door yours? Why don't you throw it away? The aunt next door wants to curse when she sees it."
He Jinping was silent: "Wait until I finish this game."
Yu Yao endured it, and went around his entire room before turning around to leave. The bed was filled with new mattresses and cotton blankets, the suitcase was still opened in the middle of the room, and plastic wrapping paper was thrown everywhere.
My mother, can you still play games on the computer in this kind of pigsty? ?
Yu Yao raised his hand to turn on the light for him: "Why are you turning off the light? It's not good for your eyes."
As soon as there was a "click", He Jinping trembled, and stretched out Erkang's hand: "Don't turn on the light!"
"Why can't you turn on the lights?"
He Jinping's eyes flickered: "...Fei Dian."
Yu Yao put his hand on the switch suspiciously, and took a closer look at the computer——
Yu Yao: My mother——
"Is your laptop an alien?"
He Jinping raised his eyebrows: "You know me?"
Yu Yao saw his suddenly embarrassed expression, not to mention Donima feeling aggrieved in his heart: "I've heard that professional game books are quite expensive, aren't they?"
He Jinping turned his head to look at the screen. His hero had already been revived, and he was buying equipment in the store. He said casually, "It's okay."
Yu Yao turned around and left, and heard him shouting behind him: "Damn, old man, you should turn off the lights!"
Turn off your mother's light, even aliens can afford it and save a little electricity, causing eye trouble.
Yu Yao had eaten in the teacher's cafeteria just now, so he took a shower first, put his clothes in the washing machine, and went to the study to correct the papers for the students.
After a while, he came out to dry clothes, passed by He Jinping's room, and casually glanced inside.
The pitch-black room was glowing with green light. He Jinping was sitting in front of the computer, with his back slightly arched, holding the mouse in one hand and pressing the keyboard in the other. His hands were jumping rapidly. The posture was exactly the same as before. The only difference was that there was an extra box of Laotan sauerkraut and beef noodles beside him. , large servings.
Yu Yao felt a little sad. In his eyes, a handsome man is the same as a good-looking woman in the eyes of a straight man. In fact, he is a very beautiful existence. However, He Jinping, who is afraid of light, looks like a flower Inserted in cow dung.
He walked to the balcony with this faint melancholy, and looked up to see a pair of dripping black underwear.
Yu Yao hurriedly lowered his head shyly, and drew an approximate size in his mind.
I thought about it with emotion: it's impressive.
He liked He Jinping a little more, ran to his door after drying the clothes, and turned on the light persistently again: "Brother, playing games in the dark is really bad for your eyes, why are you playing so hard? "
As he said that, he walked into the room. The plastic paper inside had been packed, and the suitcase was still wide open.
He Jinping casually said, "LOL."
Yu Yao walked to his side and saw a silver notebook next to the computer, with a bitten apple drawn in the center.
Yu Yao was stunned for a moment: "Is it so embarrassing?"
He Jinping just finished a round and won a complete victory. He stared at the screen and smiled: "The man is so handsome."
He stretched his head and yawned for a while before looking at Yu Yao: "Oh, it's okay."
Speaking of pushing away the chair and standing up, Yu Yao realized that he was really tall, and he only reached the base of his ears.He Jinping turned around and squatted down to open the black backpack, throwing things out one by one.
All with Apple logo, iPadPro, iPadmini, iPodtouch, Macmini, and a lot of miscellaneous headphones, charging cables and so on.
After he emptied his backpack, he finally took out a box of wafer biscuits and ate it with Nongfu Spring mineral water on the table. This scene reminded Yu Yao that he had just graduated from university and had been an intern at a certain school for several months. , but the wages are pitiful, and there are times when there is not enough to eat every day.
Yu Yao didn't know how to look at him.
It's not like he hasn't encountered this kind of young man before. He is crazy about electronic products, spends all his hard-earned money on these gadgets, and lives a life of being unresponsive and unresponsive in private, with his face swollen and fat.
Yu Yao hesitated for a long time, and asked, "You, are your kidneys okay?"
He Jinping took a sip of water and wiped the corners of his mouth: "I've been single for too long, I don't know."
Yu Yao knew that he had misinterpreted his meaning, and immediately blushed, and said angrily, "That's not what I meant!"
He Jinping stared at him suspiciously, and lowered his head. At that moment, Yu Yao saw the hostility towards the motherfucker in his eyes: "...all of them are here."
Yu Yao hurriedly coughed roughly, and swung his shoulder vigorously: "Hahahahahaha that's good, I have time in the future, brother will take you around, I am familiar with this area!"
He Jinping opened his hand very bluntly: "How old are you? Return it to your brother."
"guess how old I am?"
He Jinping glanced at him and then looked away, "You just graduated from university?"
Yu Yao felt refreshed, but felt a little bit emotional, it's not good now, people used to say that I was eighteen.
He feigned anger and said, "How is it possible! Do I look so young?"
He Jinping nodded in confusion, then looked him up and down again: "You're quite young!"
Yu Yao moved closer: "Really?"
"Ah."
Yu Yao got a satisfactory answer and was in a very happy mood: "No, I'm 27 this year. Compared with you young people, I really can't do it." Year, 23 years old this year.
He Jinping is expressionless, because Zhou Zheng is tough, and he is cool when he doesn't smile or speak.
Yu Yao couldn't help but think of the photo with a burst of perspective, and thought how talented he must be to be so ugly with such a face.
He Jinping asked him: "Do you play games?"
Yu Yao shivered all over his body: "Let's play...."
"What do you play? Eat Chicken, LOL, FireWire, Hearthstone, Overwatch, Elder Scrolls?"
Yu Yao bowed his head: "I am happy to eliminate the joy, happy to fight the landlord, kill the Three Kingdoms—"
Before he finished speaking, he heard He Jinping give a soft "tsk".
This disdainful sneer immediately stimulated Yu Yao's soul, and he struggled a bit: "Actually, what, Glory of the King, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, I also play."
Looking up, I saw He Jinping's contemptuous expression almost fell off his face and covered his face, his voice was understated: "Oh, which PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? PC or mobile game?"
Yu Yao nodded, extremely calm: "Of course it's on the PC side. Who plays mobile games? It doesn't have any technical content. I don't care about playing that, okay?"
He Jinping's eyes finally showed a little approval, and he nodded: "Yes, make an appointment some other day?"
"Appointment! Of course, if you don't ask someone stupid."
He Jinping turned around and opened the seat: "Now?"
Yu Yao quickly waved his hand: "No, no, my student's homework hasn't been corrected yet, another day, another day."
He Jinping stopped his movements: "Tomorrow?"
Yu Yao said "ah", stretched out his hand and scratched his forehead, and said in a vague tone, "That's not okay. I have a full class tomorrow, and I have to study by myself at night. Hey, we are high school teachers, so fucking annoying , I can’t enjoy playing games!”
He Jinping laughed, and patted him on the shoulder suddenly: "It's still okay!"
Yu Yao swayed twice, leaning on the table, thinking that it was so easy to get He Jinping's closeness?He pondered for a while, then continued to talk: "Then what games do you usually like to play?"
He Jinping held down the mouse and moved it, and the computer screen that had been turned off lit up. Yu Yao looked up, and there were several rows densely packed with well-known large-scale online games.
Yu Yao still remembered his domineering way of playing "Tribal World", and asked, "Are you good at playing games?"
He Jinping snorted: "Thief 6."
"...Hehehehehehehe." Not to mention whether he is bragging or not, it takes a lot of energy to play a certain game to 6. If so many are 6, it will be a lot of sleepless nights. .Therefore, Yu Yao concluded that he was bragging.
He Jinping said: "Actually, besides these games, I also play other games. I have also played those you just mentioned. In addition, some decryption games, card games, and sandbox games are also good. Have you ever played "Minecraft"?"
Yu Yao obviously felt that he was talking too much, and he was a little confused: "I haven't played before."
He Jinping lowered his eyebrows slightly, his nose bridge was straight, and there was a hint of——
Yu Yao thought to himself that this person who plays large-scale online games is too fucking superior!He took out his mobile phone: "Aren't you good at playing games, or let's start a random game now, King of Glory, will you?" This Yu Yao is still quite confident, and many colleagues in the school play together after dinner. , He has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and now he is also a drill three.
He Jinping rejected it intentionally, probably because he was bored, and took out his mobile phone to open it: "I played with others a while ago, so I downloaded it too, come on."
Yu Yao paused suddenly, and asked casually, "Who are you playing with?"
"A girl."
A layer of cold sweat crawled out of Yu Yao's back. That girl seemed to be him. At that time, while playing "Tribal World" with him, he played some small game condiments from time to time.
He Jinping looked at his phone: "Your phone is Android? I have an Apple one. Let's add a friend first, QQ or WeChat?"
Yu Yao entered QQ calmly, flicked it back and forth a few times, and handed him the phone: "Scan the QR code to add me."
After scanning, Yu Yao lowered his head and clicked into Glory of Kings, switched the game account quickly, and suddenly said in his ear: "Three moons, trumpet?"
Yu Yao laughed a few times: "Hahahaha, no, it's just this number. My previous number was stolen. It's too troublesome to appeal, so there's no need for it."
"Oh, it's okay, just tell me the account number, and I'll steal it back for you."
Yu Yao laughed a few more times: "Hahahaha, it's really unnecessary." He used to have an online dating account with He Jinping, and even opened a couple space, but later deleted him and blocked him, so he can't let him know!
He Jinping let out an "oh" and entered the game.
After the invitation match, Yu Yao chose Luban No. [-] in seconds.
Looking up, he found that He Jinping glanced at him, and he suddenly thought that he used to play games with him, and he also liked playing Little Luban the most.
At that time, as long as "she" chose Xiao Luban, He Jinping would definitely choose a support like Liu Chan or Ming Shiyin, standing behind when taking the head, and rushing to the vanguard when fighting.Lingering together the end of the world.
He thought that He Jinping would play support this time.
As a result, the figure on the first floor jumped, and the jungle hero Luna came out.
For some reason, Yu Yao felt his heart was abused.
The author has something to say:
Meow, thank you for reading the article hahahahahahaha this is really sand sculpture text I swear
Pingping is a local tyrant, I would say
mediocre game big hand i would say
Pingping is a straight man of steel I would say
╯^╰
He always felt that there was something wrong with He Jinping's situation. After all, it was a bit funny to still engage in online dating at such an advanced age, and it would be even more ridiculous if he was still addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself from it!
When I came back at night, I first saw a large pile of plastic foam paper at the door, over a hill of rubbish to get in, the light in the living room was dim, only He Jinping’s room was lit with green light, at first glance it looked like a haunted .
Yu Yao walked towards him, and as soon as he reached the door, he heard the sound of fighting and a high-pitched female voice: "GodLike!"
Yu Yao looked inside, and saw that a pile of foam garbage hadn't been disassembled yet. He Jinping was sitting in front of the computer desk, with his back slightly arched, his eyes fixed on the screen, his hands jumping rapidly on the mouse and keyboard, and the characters on the computer screen changed and the health bar faded away. Sending is exactly the intense point.
Yu Yao indifferently raised his hand and knocked on the door.
"Wait a minute—where are you going to throw your fucking skills, the vampire? Throw it on his head! So quickly, so quickly, so so—"
He Jinping threw the mouse away, leaned his back on the chair, looked back slightly at Yu Yao, and said impatiently, "I'm pentakill!! What are you doing?"
"Is the garbage outside your door yours? Why don't you throw it away? The aunt next door wants to curse when she sees it."
He Jinping was silent: "Wait until I finish this game."
Yu Yao endured it, and went around his entire room before turning around to leave. The bed was filled with new mattresses and cotton blankets, the suitcase was still opened in the middle of the room, and plastic wrapping paper was thrown everywhere.
My mother, can you still play games on the computer in this kind of pigsty? ?
Yu Yao raised his hand to turn on the light for him: "Why are you turning off the light? It's not good for your eyes."
As soon as there was a "click", He Jinping trembled, and stretched out Erkang's hand: "Don't turn on the light!"
"Why can't you turn on the lights?"
He Jinping's eyes flickered: "...Fei Dian."
Yu Yao put his hand on the switch suspiciously, and took a closer look at the computer——
Yu Yao: My mother——
"Is your laptop an alien?"
He Jinping raised his eyebrows: "You know me?"
Yu Yao saw his suddenly embarrassed expression, not to mention Donima feeling aggrieved in his heart: "I've heard that professional game books are quite expensive, aren't they?"
He Jinping turned his head to look at the screen. His hero had already been revived, and he was buying equipment in the store. He said casually, "It's okay."
Yu Yao turned around and left, and heard him shouting behind him: "Damn, old man, you should turn off the lights!"
Turn off your mother's light, even aliens can afford it and save a little electricity, causing eye trouble.
Yu Yao had eaten in the teacher's cafeteria just now, so he took a shower first, put his clothes in the washing machine, and went to the study to correct the papers for the students.
After a while, he came out to dry clothes, passed by He Jinping's room, and casually glanced inside.
The pitch-black room was glowing with green light. He Jinping was sitting in front of the computer, with his back slightly arched, holding the mouse in one hand and pressing the keyboard in the other. His hands were jumping rapidly. The posture was exactly the same as before. The only difference was that there was an extra box of Laotan sauerkraut and beef noodles beside him. , large servings.
Yu Yao felt a little sad. In his eyes, a handsome man is the same as a good-looking woman in the eyes of a straight man. In fact, he is a very beautiful existence. However, He Jinping, who is afraid of light, looks like a flower Inserted in cow dung.
He walked to the balcony with this faint melancholy, and looked up to see a pair of dripping black underwear.
Yu Yao hurriedly lowered his head shyly, and drew an approximate size in his mind.
I thought about it with emotion: it's impressive.
He liked He Jinping a little more, ran to his door after drying the clothes, and turned on the light persistently again: "Brother, playing games in the dark is really bad for your eyes, why are you playing so hard? "
As he said that, he walked into the room. The plastic paper inside had been packed, and the suitcase was still wide open.
He Jinping casually said, "LOL."
Yu Yao walked to his side and saw a silver notebook next to the computer, with a bitten apple drawn in the center.
Yu Yao was stunned for a moment: "Is it so embarrassing?"
He Jinping just finished a round and won a complete victory. He stared at the screen and smiled: "The man is so handsome."
He stretched his head and yawned for a while before looking at Yu Yao: "Oh, it's okay."
Speaking of pushing away the chair and standing up, Yu Yao realized that he was really tall, and he only reached the base of his ears.He Jinping turned around and squatted down to open the black backpack, throwing things out one by one.
All with Apple logo, iPadPro, iPadmini, iPodtouch, Macmini, and a lot of miscellaneous headphones, charging cables and so on.
After he emptied his backpack, he finally took out a box of wafer biscuits and ate it with Nongfu Spring mineral water on the table. This scene reminded Yu Yao that he had just graduated from university and had been an intern at a certain school for several months. , but the wages are pitiful, and there are times when there is not enough to eat every day.
Yu Yao didn't know how to look at him.
It's not like he hasn't encountered this kind of young man before. He is crazy about electronic products, spends all his hard-earned money on these gadgets, and lives a life of being unresponsive and unresponsive in private, with his face swollen and fat.
Yu Yao hesitated for a long time, and asked, "You, are your kidneys okay?"
He Jinping took a sip of water and wiped the corners of his mouth: "I've been single for too long, I don't know."
Yu Yao knew that he had misinterpreted his meaning, and immediately blushed, and said angrily, "That's not what I meant!"
He Jinping stared at him suspiciously, and lowered his head. At that moment, Yu Yao saw the hostility towards the motherfucker in his eyes: "...all of them are here."
Yu Yao hurriedly coughed roughly, and swung his shoulder vigorously: "Hahahahahaha that's good, I have time in the future, brother will take you around, I am familiar with this area!"
He Jinping opened his hand very bluntly: "How old are you? Return it to your brother."
"guess how old I am?"
He Jinping glanced at him and then looked away, "You just graduated from university?"
Yu Yao felt refreshed, but felt a little bit emotional, it's not good now, people used to say that I was eighteen.
He feigned anger and said, "How is it possible! Do I look so young?"
He Jinping nodded in confusion, then looked him up and down again: "You're quite young!"
Yu Yao moved closer: "Really?"
"Ah."
Yu Yao got a satisfactory answer and was in a very happy mood: "No, I'm 27 this year. Compared with you young people, I really can't do it." Year, 23 years old this year.
He Jinping is expressionless, because Zhou Zheng is tough, and he is cool when he doesn't smile or speak.
Yu Yao couldn't help but think of the photo with a burst of perspective, and thought how talented he must be to be so ugly with such a face.
He Jinping asked him: "Do you play games?"
Yu Yao shivered all over his body: "Let's play...."
"What do you play? Eat Chicken, LOL, FireWire, Hearthstone, Overwatch, Elder Scrolls?"
Yu Yao bowed his head: "I am happy to eliminate the joy, happy to fight the landlord, kill the Three Kingdoms—"
Before he finished speaking, he heard He Jinping give a soft "tsk".
This disdainful sneer immediately stimulated Yu Yao's soul, and he struggled a bit: "Actually, what, Glory of the King, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, I also play."
Looking up, I saw He Jinping's contemptuous expression almost fell off his face and covered his face, his voice was understated: "Oh, which PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? PC or mobile game?"
Yu Yao nodded, extremely calm: "Of course it's on the PC side. Who plays mobile games? It doesn't have any technical content. I don't care about playing that, okay?"
He Jinping's eyes finally showed a little approval, and he nodded: "Yes, make an appointment some other day?"
"Appointment! Of course, if you don't ask someone stupid."
He Jinping turned around and opened the seat: "Now?"
Yu Yao quickly waved his hand: "No, no, my student's homework hasn't been corrected yet, another day, another day."
He Jinping stopped his movements: "Tomorrow?"
Yu Yao said "ah", stretched out his hand and scratched his forehead, and said in a vague tone, "That's not okay. I have a full class tomorrow, and I have to study by myself at night. Hey, we are high school teachers, so fucking annoying , I can’t enjoy playing games!”
He Jinping laughed, and patted him on the shoulder suddenly: "It's still okay!"
Yu Yao swayed twice, leaning on the table, thinking that it was so easy to get He Jinping's closeness?He pondered for a while, then continued to talk: "Then what games do you usually like to play?"
He Jinping held down the mouse and moved it, and the computer screen that had been turned off lit up. Yu Yao looked up, and there were several rows densely packed with well-known large-scale online games.
Yu Yao still remembered his domineering way of playing "Tribal World", and asked, "Are you good at playing games?"
He Jinping snorted: "Thief 6."
"...Hehehehehehehe." Not to mention whether he is bragging or not, it takes a lot of energy to play a certain game to 6. If so many are 6, it will be a lot of sleepless nights. .Therefore, Yu Yao concluded that he was bragging.
He Jinping said: "Actually, besides these games, I also play other games. I have also played those you just mentioned. In addition, some decryption games, card games, and sandbox games are also good. Have you ever played "Minecraft"?"
Yu Yao obviously felt that he was talking too much, and he was a little confused: "I haven't played before."
He Jinping lowered his eyebrows slightly, his nose bridge was straight, and there was a hint of——
Yu Yao thought to himself that this person who plays large-scale online games is too fucking superior!He took out his mobile phone: "Aren't you good at playing games, or let's start a random game now, King of Glory, will you?" This Yu Yao is still quite confident, and many colleagues in the school play together after dinner. , He has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and now he is also a drill three.
He Jinping rejected it intentionally, probably because he was bored, and took out his mobile phone to open it: "I played with others a while ago, so I downloaded it too, come on."
Yu Yao paused suddenly, and asked casually, "Who are you playing with?"
"A girl."
A layer of cold sweat crawled out of Yu Yao's back. That girl seemed to be him. At that time, while playing "Tribal World" with him, he played some small game condiments from time to time.
He Jinping looked at his phone: "Your phone is Android? I have an Apple one. Let's add a friend first, QQ or WeChat?"
Yu Yao entered QQ calmly, flicked it back and forth a few times, and handed him the phone: "Scan the QR code to add me."
After scanning, Yu Yao lowered his head and clicked into Glory of Kings, switched the game account quickly, and suddenly said in his ear: "Three moons, trumpet?"
Yu Yao laughed a few times: "Hahahaha, no, it's just this number. My previous number was stolen. It's too troublesome to appeal, so there's no need for it."
"Oh, it's okay, just tell me the account number, and I'll steal it back for you."
Yu Yao laughed a few more times: "Hahahaha, it's really unnecessary." He used to have an online dating account with He Jinping, and even opened a couple space, but later deleted him and blocked him, so he can't let him know!
He Jinping let out an "oh" and entered the game.
After the invitation match, Yu Yao chose Luban No. [-] in seconds.
Looking up, he found that He Jinping glanced at him, and he suddenly thought that he used to play games with him, and he also liked playing Little Luban the most.
At that time, as long as "she" chose Xiao Luban, He Jinping would definitely choose a support like Liu Chan or Ming Shiyin, standing behind when taking the head, and rushing to the vanguard when fighting.Lingering together the end of the world.
He thought that He Jinping would play support this time.
As a result, the figure on the first floor jumped, and the jungle hero Luna came out.
For some reason, Yu Yao felt his heart was abused.
The author has something to say:
Meow, thank you for reading the article hahahahahahaha this is really sand sculpture text I swear
Pingping is a local tyrant, I would say
mediocre game big hand i would say
Pingping is a straight man of steel I would say
╯^╰
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