The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

"Tribal World" is a sand sculpture game.

After Yu Yao’s mobile phone changed from ios to an Android phone, he originally downloaded this game and wanted to continue to log in, but his ios account was unable to log in on Android, and his Android account was on the Asia-Pacific server, where South Korea, Japan, and India each formed an alliance. Calling and calling, he observed for a few days, but he didn't seem to see the shadow of China League - after all, this game cannot be found in the Chinese market, and he downloaded it from the resources of Baidu Netdisk.

I uninstalled decisively and started my daily life.

Yu Yao is an English teacher. He is 27 years old, 175 in height, has a slim body, fair and handsome face, and is undoubtedly gay. He is a delicate flower in the small circle of X City. He is currently working in No. [-] Middle School of Yeye City. He leads Class No. [-] .

Thirteenth Middle School is located in a remote location. It was originally a suburban school, but due to urban planning and expansion a few years ago, a large piece of land near Thirteenth Middle School was fortunate to become a high-tech development zone, and now its value has skyrocketed.Yu Yao's mother, who was farsighted, bought an old house when he just graduated and started teaching. The demolition happened just after the purchase, and he made a lot of money. Dumbfounded, he calmly bought two more suites.

The development zone has been doing well recently, and the business is booming. Every morning, countless people take the subway line [-] to work here, and they squeeze the subway back at night. The flow of people is surging, and the world is prosperous.

Yu Yao and his parents lived in a three-bedroom apartment separately. Half a month ago, his roommate was fired. He lost the joy of panning for gold in this sea of ​​uncertain future, and dragged his luggage away wearily.

Living alone in such a big house, Yu Yao felt that it was too extravagant, so he posted a rental advertisement at the entrance of the community downstairs.

The next day, someone called. Yu Yao had just come out of class, and the number on the phone screen looked familiar. As soon as he got through, the smell of Northeast China choked him up: "Mr. Yu Is it? Hey, I called you when I saw the rental advertisement outside the community on the road, is there still a shortage of people in your house now?"

Yu Yao's footsteps shook: "Huh?"

Dongbei Dazhangzi continued: "Let me introduce myself. My surname is He. I want to rent your house. Is it still available? Hey, it's so fucking hard to find a house now. Doesn't this place look like a jiba?" Big, the expensive ones are dying, Mr. Yu, are you listening? Hey, hey—”

Yu Yao's mind was bewildered, and he pretended to be casual and said, "What are you congratulating?"

"He Jinping, just like He Longnahe, the top ten marshals, Naping of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, we Naping are unwilling to be ordinary."

Yu Yao said "oh", "I'm sorry, it's gone."

hang up the phone.

Feel apprehensive.

Wouldn't it be so coincidental?

Hearing the voice just now, he was still not sure, but after hearing the name, he felt that the world is really small.

He Jinping, "Tribal World" game ID: My few thieves, the former leader of the CTM alliance, the man who was praised by the 33rd district of the national server as "snake skin operation is as stable as an NPC". Before, the power ranking had never fallen out of the top three in the district. In the third month of the opening of the 33rd district, he became the first king.

But in Yu Yao's eyes, he is just a straight man who picks his feet and is obscene.

Yu Yao, the game ID of "Tribal World": Fading clothes and Fuyu, the wife of the former leader of the CTM alliance, the cute girl who was praised as the "No. At that time, it caused countless male players to cry, and in the third month of the opening of the 33rd district, she was crowned as the queen of the king.

Anyone who has played this sand sculpture game knows that "Tribal World" is actually just a simple strategy game, with only settings such as king, leader, general, etc., and male and female accounts are mixed and played with each other. There is no cp setting, of course there is no There will be no post of Queen.

But why "Leaving clothes and wishing" became the queen? Of course, it was because the king at that time "My few thieves" grandly announced the news on the world channel, and called more than [-] alliance members. Working in shifts, swiping the screen day and night for three days, it was confirmed that the news spread all over the world, and even spread to other districts and other servers.

"Congratulations to the king 'my big thieves' and the queen 'undressed and flicking desire' for a happy marriage, a happy marriage, and a forever match. The same name looks at the peach blossoms today, the IKEA IKEA, and the next year will be full of melons , Prosperous and blazing. I would like to write to Hong Jian with the covenant of white heads. So that the alliance of red leaves will be recorded in the mandarin genealogy, this is the proof."

"Congratulations to the king 'my big thieves' and the queen 'undressed and flicking desire' for a happy marriage, a happy marriage, and a forever match. The same name looks at the peach blossoms today, the IKEA IKEA, and the next year will be full of melons , Prosperous and blazing. I would like to write to Hong Jian with the covenant of white heads. So that the alliance of red leaves will be recorded in the mandarin genealogy, this is the proof."

"Congratulations to the king 'my big thieves' and the queen 'undressed and flicking desire' for a happy marriage, a happy marriage, and a forever match. The same name looks at the peach blossoms today, the IKEA IKEA, and the next year will be full of melons , Prosperous and blazing. I would like to write to Hong Jian with the covenant of white heads. So that the alliance of red leaves will be recorded in the mandarin genealogy, this is the proof."

When Yu Yao saw this news occupying the public screen, he felt uneasy. Of course, his worry was not at all whether he would be found out by dressing up as a woman, but that this news obviously copied the marriage testimony of the Republic of China. He was more afraid that someone with knowledge would see the clues, and his identity as a cute literary girl would be exposed.

Of course, this person who knows the goods must not count on He Jinping. He sent the message to him at that time, and He Jinping replied in seconds—"My sister is so talented, I will post it on the public screen!"

The two of them are indeed lovers, and they are indeed online dating.

He Jinping is indeed a straight man.

Thinking of this, Yu Yao sighed slightly.

In fact, although he is gay, he is also principled. He does not flirt with young straight men at will, let alone cheat straight men's feelings, but——

The main reason was that he had just entered the game pit at that time, and he was still a novice sand sculpture who didn't understand anything. He was hammered half to death by a certain boss because the novice shield fell, and the whole tribe was in ruins and smoky.

When the city was attacked, he was still in class. He first heard the message on his mobile phone ding ding ding, picked it up and took a look, "The enemy is attacking your tribe—" "The enemy is attacking your tribe—" "The enemy army is attacking your tribe—" "The enemy army is returning from your tribe—" He glanced at it a few times, but he didn't understand. He continued to tell his classmates that the college entrance examination will be in a few days, so don't be too serious. Nervous, the college entrance examination is the same as usual, there is no such thing as supernormal or abnormal performance in English, everyone just do their best and obey the destiny.

After he finished speaking, he went into the office to drink water, watch his mobile phone, click on the game, and saw that the small tribe he built by himself had turned into a withered ruin, with snowflakes and fireworks floating in the sky, and a tip board appeared in front of him , a savage with a spear in his hand, roared: "Gather your troops and avenge your tribe!"

Yu Yao quickly clicked on Savage, and a few large characters appeared on the phone, "Gift package for beginners is 33 yuan, worth 12W gold coins, with 3M stones, 3M iron, 3M wood, 3M silver coins..."

Yu Yao was furious. He entered the news interface, and there was the word "warfare" on it. Click on it, and the whole article was full of shocking red——

Your tribe "likes a few big ones" fought against "my few big thieves" at (x185, y193), and the battle failed.

Your tribe "likes a few big ones" fought against "my few big thieves" at (x185, y193), and the battle failed.

Your tribe "likes a few big ones" fought against "my few big thieves" at (x185, y193), and the battle failed.

Your tribe "likes a few big ones" fought against "my few big thieves" at (x185, y193), and the battle failed.

......

He counted down in fear, and he counted a total of 36!A total of 36 items!He's still a little buddy!Why do you have to be wheeled like this!And thousands of times!Why!

The little Sao gay in Yu Yao's bones came up, and he turned on the public screen angrily, brewing furious emotions, and prepared to spray this player named "My Few Big Thieves" to death.

While he was typing deliriously, he saw chat messages beating on the world channel.

Bai Lunv: Who are some of my big thieves?Hey, why did you hit me like that?I'm still new!

The plane is coming: Fuck, he has always been like this when he hits people. He hits people when they drop their shields, and he hits individuals.

Jianghu Yeyu: Hehe, it fell into his hands, so accept it.

My thieves are big and my mother is dead to my whole family: □□The big ones of my mother are bullying the weak!Is there any reason in this game?How the hell are you playing?Do you have to kill all active players?Hold!

The plane is coming: here comes the dog again.

The plane is coming: If you are not convinced, call back.

Bai Lunv: Hey, what should I do, I managed to save so little resources, and my tribe only raised more than 200 soldiers, so now the soldiers have been killed, and the resources have also been destroyed. Grab it, ying ying ying QAQ.

My few thieves are big: sister?

My few thieves are big: oh, there are few female players in this game

Some of my thieves are big: come here, the resources will pay you (x137, y83)

The plane is coming: Shit!Hit it and still return it? 666 Miss sister.

My a few thieves killed my mother and killed my whole family: my older ones killed my whole family, I beat someone up and pretended to return resources, fuck it, fuck off

My a few thieves killed my mother and killed my whole family: my older ones killed my whole family, I beat someone up and pretended to return resources, fuck it, fuck off

My a few thieves killed my mother and killed my whole family: my older ones killed my whole family, I beat someone up and pretended to return resources, fuck it, fuck off

Bai Lunv: Thank you little brother QAQ, how can I get to that place.

My few thieves are big: precise teleportation

My few thieves are big: Is there any in the backpack?

Bai Lunv: I don’t know, where is the backpack QAQ, I’m so stupid, it’s my first time playing this game, I’m sorry~

My a few thieves killed my mother and killed my whole family: my older ones killed my whole family, I beat someone up and pretended to return resources, fuck it, fuck off

My few thieves are big: oh

My few thieves are big: It’s okay, I’ll come to you

The plane is coming: Fuck, keep your cursing mouth clean!If you are capable, you can go to Thailand to have an operation to become a girl!If you are beaten, you will know how to blame others, and you still play with a hammer in this game!

My few thieves are big:?

Ingenuity shedding blood: I can't even complain when I'm beaten?How old are you?The master hasn't spoken yet, how many times have you barked?

My few thieves are big: Oh, someone scolded me?It's already blocked, so I can't see it.

Yu Yao stopped moving, carefully read the message twice, and typed on the public screen.

I like big ones: Hey, brother, you hit me many times just now, haven't you returned the resources?

The plane is coming: Are you a girl too?

Ingenuity bleeds: sister wool yarn, or die fat house, or die gay.

Yu Yao took a breath of anger and frantically tapped on the phone screen.

Like a few big ones: Fuck, did gays eat your rice?Have you eaten your noodles?Keep your mouth clean □□Fucking big blood, I will tear your mouth apart.

The plane is coming: Hehe, I guess she is a rotten girl, so interesting.

Ingenuity Bleeding: Disgusting.

A Dream of Red Mansions: Disgusting.

My a few thieves killed my mother and killed my whole family: my older ones killed my whole family, I beat someone up and pretended to return resources, fuck it, fuck off

My few thieves are big: disgusting

Bai Lunv: Little brother, please don’t scold people, it’s hard to hear (.﹏.*)

Gongping fell into silence.

Yu Yao vomited blood and was dying, when the phone screen suddenly turned red, "The enemy army is marching towards your tribe—" "The enemy army is marching towards your tribe—" "The enemy army is marching towards your tribe—" —" He was in a hurry, not knowing what to do. He poked and clicked on the screen randomly, and clicked the switch button of the tribe perspective. Now his field of vision is the entire vast continent, and his tribe has changed from full screen to continent. a very small portion of .

At this moment, he saw a gleaming castle parked not far from him, with an eagle flag fluttering above its head. eye contrast.

Column after column of troops marched out of this majestic castle, the sound of hacking and killing was loud and loud, and the tribe that had just been turned off began to burn and decay again, being raped and raped wantonly.

Yu Yao looked at the assailant without tears, and his name was "My tribe of a few thieves".

There was a slight jump on the public screen, and a message popped up.

My few thieves are big: Are you happy?

Yu Yao didn't speak, and turned off the phone.

That night, after drinking and eating, he turned on his mobile phone QQ and clicked into his sister group.The news inside was flying fast, and a group of swaying little Sao 0s were discussing matters related to skin care and chrysanthemum.

Yu Yao squeaked: Sisters, let me ask you a question, who has experience pretending to be a girl, can you teach me a little bit?

Yu Yao has grown up, he feels that playing this game, if he is not a girl, he will have no way to survive.

The author has something to say:

,, I opened the pit again, my pit product is very good

Welcome Miss Sister to collect */ω＼*