I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The charm of the out-of-print weapon painting was so great that Shen Qiuming couldn't sleep until the early hours of the morning. If he tried to keep his eyelids closed, he would stare a fucking hole in the ceiling.

Shen Qiuming originally planned to wake up Ruan Nuonuo, who was sleeping soundly in the next room, after two o'clock sharp, and the two of them played in duo together.

Even if he is on the Death Speed ​​Car now, it can't stop his enthusiasm for taking out the peerless treasure for the sleepy jungler to admire.

However, adhering to the socialist brotherhood (literally) of gay friends never dying teammates, Captain Shen, who has not yet completely lost his morals, forcibly stopped this impulse, and decided to go back to the room and find a victim of aesthetic online in the phone's address book.

Shen Qiuming lay lazily on his side under the quilt, holding his mobile phone and flipping through the chat history of WeChat. The rows of contacts made him really entangled for a while.

Finally, he settled on the good gay honey in the club next door who was not good at thinking and was easy to bully.

[KWC, Peng: Quack quack quack quack quack! 】

[KWC, Peng: Little Swallow sleeps, you get paralyzed, hey! 】

After 15 seconds, the WeChat system indicated that the other party was typing, and then sent a reply belatedly.

[BQB, OvO: Spicy chicken!Auntie, you are going to die! Let the ducks you raised play with your mobile phone in the middle of the night!I want to anonymously report to your team manager that you fucked with ducks in a room! 】

[KWC, Peng: ...? 】

Shen Qiuming couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he saw this reply, thinking that Team Xu, who had an emoji next door, was indeed a literary genius who lowered the team's IQ by himself.

[BQB, OvO: Hmph, are you scared? Hahahahahaha! 】

[KWC, Peng: Annoyed kids, duck is an animal that cannot be used indiscriminately, especially when it is combined with words that are easily misleading such as "opening a room" and "going to bed", understand? 】

[BQB, OvO:...]

[BQB, OvO: Fuck, why are you thinking so dirty!You have become an old aunt! 】

[KWC, Peng: How can I spoil you even more? I'm bored~]

[BQB, OvO: Vomit!Vomit Vomit Vomit! ! ! 】

Even through the screen at this moment, Shen Qiuming can still think of the appearance of Xu Yanbing throwing up his phone and rolling his eyes in the building next door.

He was so happy that he turned over wrapped in the quilt, and continued to type quickly to tease the other party.

[KWC, Peng: Seeing that I dote on you every night, Aifei Xu is pregnant~]

[BQB, OvO: The other party didn't want to talk to you and launched a high-speed spiral dachshund at you.jpg]

[BQB, OvO: To be reasonable, if you just want to disgust me at two o'clock in the morning, I have to say congratulations to you, auntie, you've succeeded so disgustingly that I don't want to eat breakfast]

The quilt was tossed by Shen Qiuming and rolled to the edge of the bed sheet.

He was wearing a yellow Pikachu one-piece pajamas, lying half up on the pillow, smiling and returning to the half-haired Xu Yanbing.

[KWC, Peng: No, this is just our first step towards the sea of ​​stars, small scenes, don’t be too square]

[BQB, OvO: Warning, the little bunny of friendship has been thrown on the cutting board by me to sharpen his knife! 】

[KWC, Peng: Bunny is so cute, why can't you eat it! 】

[BQB, OvO: Crooked?Is it ZOO's white team? I reported online that my aunt wants to eat that little rabbit from your team! 】

[KWC, Peng: You can pull it down, as long as the squirrel in his house does not have an accident, he won't bother to take care of the report call 2333]

[BQB, OvO: Fuck, I even suspect that you dumped Brother Chen because you couldn't stand him controlling you everywhere, otherwise why would you die if you were doing well?]

When Shen Qiuming read this news, the smile on his face restrained a little.

Even Xu Yanbing didn't dare to reveal a lot about this matter at the beginning, who knows if his witty ex-boyfriend will casually trick him into something.

[KWC, Peng: Nonsense, I think we are not suitable due to a combination of many factors! 】

[BQB, OvO: For example? 】

[KWC, Peng: He is taller than me, but I want to be a fierce man]

[BQB, OvO:...]

[BQB, OvO: One thing to say, you are thinking about farts]

[KWC, Peng: [Screenshot Overture of the Dead]]

[BQB, OvO:? ? ? ? 】

[BQB, OvO: Fuck, this paint job is so damn sweet!Auntie, you got promoted and got rich overnight?Gou Fugui barks at each other!woof woof! 】

Shen Qiuming thought to himself that I would get a fucking raise in salary, and I have to work part-time in the HR department while working as a professional player.

But he finally got over the shitty thing about him breaking up with Luo Beichen, and he was familiar with how to divert Xu Yanbing's attention.

[KWC, Peng: Speaking of it, you may not believe it was given by a passerby. He said that my story is good enough to give me [Dead Prelude] as hard work quack quack]

[BQB, OvO: I believe in your evil, okay! 】

[BQB, OvO: The price of this painting is skyrocketing now, and the group of scalpers are hiding it as family heirlooms and then selling it for a sky-high price. Whoever passer-by you say will give you this big one just because you tell a story. baby? 】

[KWC, Peng: So he is my dad now, nothing wrong]

[BQB, OvO:...]

[BQB, OvO: Damn! 】

He remembered that his sub-team, which was not short of money, also did the same fucking trick.

During that time, Lao He was always tempting himself in his ears, saying that he was tired of you calling me daddy, and I would buy you the [Dead Overture] livery at a sky-high price.

The professional players of the wealthy team acted like door-to-door insurance salesmen all day long. When word got out, it was completely devoid of human nature and conscience.

As the captain, Xu Yanbing, although he is not smart enough, he still has dignity.

So ten moves and refused, preferring to save money secretly to buy out-of-print paints.

It is impossible to call daddy, and it is impossible to call daddy in this life.

Vice-captain He was not surprised by his captain's resolute refusal attitude, he just smiled like a fox and said lightly, "I'm sick of my expiration here" and stopped torturing the other party.

Then Xu Yanbing cried and watched as the second-hand price of [Undead Overture] was getting higher and higher day by day. At this time, he just knelt down and shouted that his vice-team grandfather and ancestor were useless.

He couldn't count the number of times he was called "father" by the vice team in the father-son solo game, and he couldn't figure out why he acted like a chaste and strong woman who would rather die than obey.

You look at the captain of other people's family. When they can make others call daddy, it's just a wave of coquettish operations to press them on the floor and rub them to generate heat.

When it's the turn to call someone else's father, don't say much and get a wave of benefits first, then I can play this round and let my father lead me to lie down and win.

Xu Yanbing: If you can't learn it, you can't learn it. The coach is really not good at me.

I have more face than my aunt, really.

[BQB, OvO: For the sake of a painting, you are willing to degenerate and consider a thief as your father, Team Shen, you can't do it! 】

[KWC, Peng: Men can't say no! 】

[BQB, OvO:...]

[BQB, OvO: To be reasonable, Broccoli has not blocked your game chat system, you are so fucking blind, I suspect that they took bribes from you under the guise of Gongji]

[KWC, Peng: After all, good-looking people have some privileges that ordinary people do not have, such as using their appearance as a meal card, such as using their appearance as an exemption card]

[BQB, OvO: Sao is still your team Shen Sao, I reluctantly vote for you for our team when the Black Mirror selects the first Sao.

[KWC, Peng: That's so embarrassing]

[KWC, Peng: It’s not as good as meeting in the summer split and making our game more realistic, don’t you think o(*////▽////*)q]

"I believe in your evil." Xu Yanbing curled his lips.

Suddenly his eyeballs rolled, and he smiled like a weasel who touched a chicken butt, and replied a message.

[BQB, OvO: Gang Zhen, if you are willing to give me your [Dead Overture], if I meet you in the summer game and become a living target, I will let you play enough (*/?＼*)]

[KWC, Peng: Keke, get out of here]

[BQB, OvO: Damn it, I really am your dispensable sand sculpture netizen, bah! 】

Captain Xu, who was deeply aware that the team next door was full of big pigs, rolled off to sleep, dreaming of everything.

Shen Qiuming, a big trotter, stared at the screenshot of [Dead Overture] happily until dawn, until the drowsiness after the trouble was enough gradually pulled him into sleep.

Captain Shen, who fell into a dream, rarely dreamed of the dark history of playing wild in the melon fields with Luo Beichen in the countryside when he was a child.

To be precise, he was playing around like crazy, and Luo Beichen helplessly wiped his ass for the mess he left behind... It all belonged to his black history.

When they met for the first time, Shen Qiuming's definition of Luo Beichen was that he was a little ice cube who had to pretend to be an adult because he couldn't learn anything at a young age.

This little ice cube with a cold face all day long went to school alone with a small schoolbag on his back, but was foolishly trapped by a group of ignorant hooligans in an abandoned garbage dump where no one usually goes to extort money.

After all, for a small county like them in the [-]th line of the countryside, this kid is wearing clothes of big brands whose names are unknown but expensive.

...the words "I'm rich" are advertised inside and out. If you don't rob, who are you robbing?

Three or four sleazy killers, Xiao Huangmao and Xiao Hongmao, surrounded a 12-year-old child, threatening in a rough voice: "Smelly brat, hand over all the money in your bag! Don't do anything small, Otherwise, we will give you some trouble!"

Luo Beichen in front of them had a poker face that should not be approached by strangers, and he was not even willing to give these gangsters a straight look.

His face was as cold as ice, his lips were drawn into a tight line, his white palms tightly grasped the schoolbag on his shoulders, he looked at the things around him indifferently, and haughtily said nothing from the beginning to the end.

Where is Shen Qiuming at this moment?

He was carrying a worn-out yellow-brown snakeskin bag, pouting his ass, picking up his precious plastic bottles in the garbage dump, and was about to pick up another bag before calling it a day and going home to find his mother.

If little Luo Beichen's schoolbag hadn't been thrown out by a little yellow hair and flew towards Shen Qiuming's face, he wouldn't have known that his new neighbor, Little Ice Cube, was being besieged by a group of social youth zombies.

In view of the fact that he ate a lot of candy from Grandma Xiaobingcube's house during the Chinese New Year, the bad boy Uncle Shen chose Aiwujiwu with his last bit of conscience.

He gave up his great career of picking up trash, and angrily killed into the crowd at the pace of disbelief, the dragon roared.

"Damn it, you're a fool on the road. Don't you want me to teach you if you don't know the rules? We agreed to beat people and not face!"

Luo Beichen, who was still in the body of little radish at that time: "..."

Where did the little fool come from?