I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

[Littlebird: So boss, don't you really think about KWC! ! ! 】

[Littlebird: Five insurances and one housing fund benefits are super good! ! ! 】

[Littlebird: If it's not good, I'll turn around 360 degrees and twist the head off to load Chang'e [-] and fly to the moon and fly to the sky to apologize! 】

[Littlebird: As long as you go to KWC to play professionally, you will be my eternal father!The kind that treats kidney deficiency without sugar! ! ! 】

Bigfish was amused by his teammate's crazy behavior of cracking the wall, and the gaming chair trembled slightly for a while.

The corners of the man's mouth turned up, but his hands were still typing on the keyboard indifferently, "I'm like a pigeon killer with no emotions".

【Bigfish: Baby, you forgot that I'm Peng's black fan】

Suddenly a little teased by the phrase "baby" on the opposite side, the person concerned regretted throwing away the bottle of happy fat house water before drinking it a few floors, otherwise he could drink it calmly at this moment.

Immediately thinking that his ex-boyfriend would be airdropped from North America to his home base in less than 24 hours, Shen Qiuming felt as if a pot of ice water had been poured all over his body for an instant, and subconsciously shook his head. I shivered.

The majesty of the ex-boyfriend who broke up for a long time was still there, Shen Qiuming was so stimulated that he didn't dare to mess around casually at the moment, so he simply started to make up some sand sculpture stories in a serious manner.

[Littlebird: Small scene, dad doesn't want to be party! 】

[Littlebird: As long as you join our KWC team's 360 five-day exclusive Kua Kua group, no matter what kind of pink, green, black, blue fan you are, go in and stay for three days before coming out to keep and become a diehard fan of KWC ! 】

The man smiled lowly, thinking to himself what the hell is a sand sculpture MLM cult organization that came out of the valley, and wanted to report it backhandedly.

[Bigfish: Which hilltop cult leader are you? 】

[Littlebird: What nonsense are you talking about!The family is just a little Zhuanfeng who was called by the king to patrol the mountains. If he can’t get people into the group every day, he won’t be able to eat enough and not warm. It’s poor and poor >_<]

【Bigfish:...】

Do you think our people's police will believe your nonsense?

Contestant Peng is currently recognized as the number one stand-up comedian master in the Black Mirror professional circle. He used to rely on a small mouth to babble and confuse right and wrong. bullet.

It can be seen how magical Shen Qiuming's nonsense is.

[Littlebird: So Dad, eat my Amway! 】

[Bigfish: Doing a job as a fan and messing with the heart of the human resources department, earning double wages won't starve you to death, my silly son]

Let your skin be yours, and eighteen generations of my ancestors will treat your melon skin exclusively.

[Littlebird: ...]

Team Shen thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with what the other party said?

He secretly poked in his heart and planned to find some time to discuss with Lao Xia about raising his salary in a few days, but the most important thing right now was to lure Bigfish into KWC.

How could such a good and strong Chinese cabbage be overtaken by other nameless wild boars!

Shen Qiuming brewed some emotions in his heart, until two Schrödinger's tears came out of the corners of his eyes, he took a deep breath, and finally started typing.

[Littlebird: But people used to eat white flour steamed buns with dried plums, and the mouth was full of oil! 】

[Littlebird: Ever since I was pinned down and recognized as a father, I have an old man who has to support me, so now I can’t even afford corn bread. One bowl of millet porridge gets three bowls, and I’m so hungry that I’m only skinny and boned]

[Littlebird: Small cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old, no food, blah blah! 】

[Littlebird: Back in the day, I also ate Chang'an melons and planted all the melons]

After sending this passage, Shen Qiuming's face was sad, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Dad has paid too much for this team that has a lot of fun in sand sculptures."

Bigfish on the opposite side was probably silently moved by Littlebird's shameless expression of true feelings, and didn't hold back a word for a long time.

Shen Qiuming's eyes stared at the chat box on the screen without blinking, his expression was a little apprehensive and expectant, just like a parent waiting for the end of the goose college entrance examination.

Just when his mind was full of bullet screens like "My day, I won't come back for a long time. Is it because I was moved to cry, I am such a sinful man", this big brother who was shocked by him finally shanked Coming late, he replied very calmly.

[Bigfish: Huh?Why not continue? 】

[Bigfish: I just placed a takeaway order with my mobile phone, and I'm still waiting to use your lingering life story to order a meal]

"..." Shen Qiuming remained silent, but squeezed the mouse in the palm of his hand.

Judging by his teammate's pretentious routine, he really doesn't look like a local.

[Littlebird: Goodbye to you! ^_^】

【Bigfish: Come on, I'm still waiting to hear your story】

[Bigfish: Maybe I will contact the KWC recruitment department as soon as I hear it. Do you want to hesitate? 】

[Littlebird: ...]

Captain Shen tried hard to take a deep breath, and learned from the pain: "Damn it, it seems that I have to ask Lao Xia to give me a raise tomorrow."

Otherwise, he would be ashamed of his conscience and professional ethics.

So Shen Qiuming quickly recalled a wave of rich family ethics dramas that Jiang Yinan and Ruan Nuonuo teamed up to crack the wall and Anli said that they were "laughing until you are on the spot and doing a 360-degree Thomas maneuver".

...it seems to be at least 20+?

Damn you idiots really have too much time! ! !

Putting aside the preparations for additional training for the players, Shen Qiuming picked out 10 classic dog-blooded dramas from his mind, combined with various sadomasochistic elements, and finally came up with a nonsense "I agree to get married and hold hands, you But snatched the best man away" love story.

Uh, there seems to be something wrong here.

No problem anyway.

After typing this long paragraph, Shen Wenhao glanced at the text of the manuscript with satisfaction.

However, with just this light glance, he felt the need to add a shock-absorbing gimbal under his gaming chair, and goosebumps danced like a golden snake on his arm.

After waiting for 2 minutes, Ai Ai's Littlebird received a sincere comment from Bigfish saying "I think it's good to be a full-time emotional columnist after you're not a fan".

Shen Qiuming couldn't help but greeted the other party on the screen in a refined and easy-going manner.

I can rely on my talent to make a living, but I have become a professional player. I am desperate for what I can do!

【Bigfish: This story is well written】

【Littlebird: Keke】

[Bigfish: I like it]

Shen Qiuming: Hmm?

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Boss, how does your reading aesthetic look like that of a girl who is as beautiful as a flower and a jade with delicate emotions?

[Littlebird: ...]

[Littlebird: Humph! ! ! ! ! 】

【Bigfish: Thank you for your hard work】

[Littlebird: You know what people want is never this sentence! 】

【Bigfish: Pay the hard work to the mailbox and sign for it yourself】

【Bigfish: It's too late, go to sleep】

[Bigfish: In your dream, you don’t have to think about how to steal a battery car to support your father, good son]

Shen Qiuming received these three sentences from Bigfish with a dazed expression.

He first cursed subconsciously, "Who the hell is your good son, you dog?" Before he could reply, the other party logged off in seconds, and his profile picture was gray when he was offline.

The first reaction of Captain Shen, who was full of resentment, was: I've wasted all my efforts for knocking on your mua all night!

After all, no one expected that this peerless Chinese cabbage would grow its own scud and run away before the pig was ready to shoot it.

"Sleep ass, sleep, are you a pig? I'm so angry that I can arrange another [-] or so to show off the rank." He was unwilling to curse at the ashesed head of "Chinese Cabbage".

It is impossible to sleep, it is impossible to sleep in this life, there is no sleep in e-sports.

With a gloomy face, Shen Qiuming opened the system mailbox of Black Mirror, and scrolled the mouse to browse inside.

In the mailbox, apart from some nonsense emails such as official changes to operators and version updates, the only emails from real living people are the one from Bigfish at the top.

Shen Qiuming clicked his tongue in disgust, and reluctantly double-clicked the friend's email, out of curiosity.

[Hello, dear player Littlebird.Your friend Bigfish sent you a [Dead Overture? Paint], please sign for it within [-] working days, thank you for your cooperation, and wish you a happy game. 】

Shen Qiuming: "...what the hell?"

Having obtained the out-of-print gun painting that he dreamed of being a wife overnight, Shen Qiuming only felt that the family love came too fast, like a tornado.

The hand holding the mouse trembled slightly.

He thought, this father really didn't call him in vain, he almost couldn't bear the new year's money given away.

The really fragrant Shen Qiuming stared straight at this Marilyn Monroe-level "goddess" for a full minute.

Without further ado, log out, turn off the phone, and roll into bed.

He also felt that he needed to sleep and calm down.

So fucking dreamy.

Fitting the out-of-print livery of Tuhao Dad, Shen Qiuming really went to bed obediently.

But due to his emotional over-excitement, Shen Qiuming lay on the bed and tossed and turned like a drum washing machine, his heart was so itchy that he couldn't stop it.

Ended up having a whole night of insomnia.