[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

"Hi, I'm Arthur, this is my uncle, and he's also a powerful warrior. We migrated from the big tribes in the north and did some business along the way." Arthur started talking nonsense seriously again.

"It does look like a powerful warrior." The orcs admire strength, and the elder of this small tribe looked at Elroy and nodded again and again, and then showed a little worry, "But...why do you want to expel such a powerful warrior? ?”

"Because the patriarch of that tribe is a bastard," Arthur said without blinking, "he took away his uncle's new wife, and brought a lot of people to hurt him. The most unbearable thing is that the female beast He turned back and refused to recognize his marriage with my uncle, and my uncle was very sad, so he took me away from that tribe."

He then sighed, "The big tribe is too chaotic..."

The elder looked sympathetic, and then sighed, "The big tribe is really chaotic..."

Elroy, who was inexplicably put on a tragic love history: Meow meow?

The orcs who have not experienced the baptism of all kinds of third-rate novels such as "The President Loves the Little Wife" and "The Ex-Husband Is Too Bad: Mistakenly Provoking the Best Prince" accepted the pair of hard-fated uncles and nephews with great sympathy, and were also very happy in their deal. Add more help.After getting along with each other, the orcs found that their nephew Arthur is a good hand in business, and his calculation ability is outstanding at a young age, while his uncle is relatively silent and does not communicate with other people except his nephew.

I'm afraid he was hurt too badly, what a poor man.

Bathed in sympathetic eyes every day, Elroy finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Why do I have to be green?!"

Arthur reacted coldly, and said expressionlessly, "Because I'm not old enough to be green."

Elroy was in awe. He didn't expect that Arthur was thinking about himself at the beginning. He was probably just a choice in desperation.

"A tragic love life can make a person appear soft-hearted. I would be very relaxed without you. An abandoned orphan can win a lot of tears just by hearing it." Arthur plausible, and said that he had tried his best to make Al Roy is not that miserable. If he is really allowed to play freely, it will be a tragic story that is completely uncontrollable.

"...For example?" Elroy felt a trace of awe.

"Place the climax of the plot on a cold rainy night—the orc with a broken leg is still thinking about his kidnapped wife. He dragged his disabled body to the villain's door and was ready to die. If this The world still cannot let them go and fulfill their sincere love, so it is also romantic to go to the kingdom of death together."

"The heavy rain is pouring, and whose heart is beating all the holes? The wife appeared, and her lower abdomen was slightly swollen. But before the orc showed his great joy, the beautiful and gentle face suddenly twisted into an evil and ferocious face. The wife sneered and asked why the orc still had the face to appear in front of her. She was already pregnant with the patriarch's child, and only knew how to hunt silent waste, which could not bring her the future she wanted, so she should hurry up and roll away like a lost dog Come on, don't come to hinder her from climbing the rich and powerful patriarch!"

Looking at the eloquent Arthur, Elroy's whole head is not good!There is such a crazy woman in the world, he is suddenly full of despair about starting a family!

"For details, please refer to the third volume of "Jungle Beastmaster: Let Your Ex-Wife Regret" which will be released this month. Quantities are limited, first come, first served!" Arthur recited the promotion words expressionlessly, then took out the cheat sheet in his pocket and glanced at it. , right.

Arthur glanced at Elroy's somewhat dull expression, and was shocked, "You don't believe that I'm stupid enough to make up your life like this?"

Elroy remained silent.

"This is what other small worlds call a routine, and it's a third-rate routine." Arthur paused, "Actually, I've been thinking about what I should use to expand the transaction, but unfortunately the things in my hand are relatively high-end. Affecting the development of the world, this kind of entertainment will be better."

Elroy remained silent.

The air was filled with embarrassment. After a while, Elroy suddenly moved. He lifted Arthur up, shook vigorously in mid-air, and shook down a dozen colorful booklets.

Arthur bowed his head silently, watching the fruits of his labor lying on the ground.

Elroy felt powerless for a while. He didn't know if Braunton felt this kind of powerlessness in the process of raising children. Anyway, he really felt that there was some kind of generation gap between himself and Arthur's generation. He might... ...maybe...need to make up lessons...

And he found that Arthur was not as indifferent as he had imagined, and he was quite lively at certain times, especially in the small world.

In the end, Elroy still didn't stop Arthur's behavior similar to selling discs under the flyover. He maintained his always silent image, went hunting with the young and middle-aged men in the tribe, and then dragged him The prey returns.

Passing the sparse fence at the edge of the tribe, Elroy saw a group of orc children surrounding Arthur. Arthur didn't seem to like the childish talk of such children, and yes, he was as mature as an adult. How can you like to stay with your peers?But his posture is obviously relaxed, the fluffy silver-gray tail flicks slightly, and the sunlight through the gaps of the leaves falls on his silver hair, a little bit like gold.

He laughed, revealing his slightly pointed canine teeth after transforming into an orc, and then distributed the rough sugar in his hand to the children.

"...Is this your child?" asked the orc who was also carrying the prey beside him. Elroy's eyes swept over, and the golden pupils made the orc tremble uncontrollably, and he almost couldn't continue.Their small tribe is not sensitive to the relationship between nephews and uncles. Whoever is raising the child is said to be his child.

"It's my child." Elroy was in a good mood and even talked to him.

"He's a good boy. He doesn't look strong but he's healthy. The most rare thing is that he knows herbs. Even in a big tribe, he's one of the best." The orc praised him again and again. His vocabulary is limited, he hardly knows anything beautiful and cute, and he praised his health. It was already the highest compliment for him.

Elroy's eyes narrowed slightly, and after a while, he smiled softly.

"Yeah, he's healthy and energetic. He's a cunning little thing. If he didn't pay attention, he led him away."

He looked at Arthur with complicated eyes, and a little bit of killing intent leaked out, but it was diluted in an instant.He carried the prey to Arthur, and deliberately put the dead prey heavily in front of Arthur. The children around him showed envious eyes. All the powerful parents want it, which means more food and a powerful father. security.

Elroy pinched Arthur's cheek with his prey's blood still on his hands.Of course Arthur didn't want to, so he turned his head and ran, but unfortunately he was quickly pulled back by his tail and caught under his arm.Elroy, the prey in one hand and the cub in the other, raised his voice like a winner in life: "Go back."

After taking a few steps, he suddenly stopped.

"By the way, the third volume of that Beastmaster has come out, remember to buy it."

The world of orcs is in line with the simple and direct thinking of the red dragon. Elroy stayed here for a long time. At first, he was in a small tribe. After that, the small tribe was not enough for him, so he simply went to the largest tribe and got the first warrior. title.The pure-blooded dragons who used to despise the small world are now having more fun than Arthur, so Arthur just buried himself in writing his third-rate novels.

By the way, this thing is really selling well _(:зゝ∠)_

"Let's go together." In front of the huge bonfire, Elroy provoked other tribal warriors. The red dragon was completely invincible in melee combat, and it was a complete blow to the orcs in these small worlds.

The surrounding orcs clamored, and the young and energetic orcs stared at Elroy with unfriendly eyes, ready to move.Arthur was sitting by the fire, relying on his beautiful appearance, naturally there was a female animal willing to give him something to eat. A female animal handed him a big bone, and Arthur bit it off with a "click" and sucked it. inside the bone marrow.

"This child has sharp teeth, and he will definitely become a good hunter!" The female beasts said with a smile, and in the gap between preparing food, they whispered about the plot in the storybook produced by Arthur.

"Yeah! Karl is a little rough, but really charming..."

"I like Johnny better, the gentler is more likable..."

"I like Johnny too..."

Arthur bit off another bone, and decided to let Janice die vigorously as the male second.

"...What are you eating?" Elroy probably felt bored after playing, and when he looked up and found Arthur here, he walked over naturally.The faces of the surrounding female beasts were flushed. Powerful orcs meant high-quality offspring. Elroy was undoubtedly the strongest, but unfortunately he didn't seem to be looking for a partner.

Arthur: "Crack, click, click..."

"What's so good about this kind of bone." Elroy sneered, and stretched out his hand to pull the bone out of Arthur's mouth, "I invite you to eat better ones, let go."

Arthur refused, he enjoyed the pleasure of biting off a bone, it would be great if the whole bone could be eaten... wait, it seems that the whole bone can be eaten...

"I'm almost done with the game." Elroy said lightly, and was still pulling on the bone, "I invite you to eat pterosaur wing bones, which are freshly caught, let go, let's go to the world with Fengshen pterosaurs .”

Arthur refused to give up the bone that had been eaten into his mouth, and the scene fell into a stalemate.

Elroy's movement of pulling the bone stopped suddenly. He turned his head sideways, as if he was listening to something. After hearing the sound of the world being torn apart, he didn't hesitate anymore, picked Arthur up and left the scene early.

The medicine was rapidly metabolized in the body, and the red dragon turned back into a dragon shape again. This time, it didn't take Arthur into its mouth, but threw him on top of its head.

"Hurry up, your own father is chasing you. I'll take you to a safe place first, and I'll go play with you after I'm done with him."

The red dragon flapped its wings and took off, rushing out of the world as gently as possible, which is quite different from the beginning.

With a bone in his mouth and his third-rate novel in his arms, Arthur was led by the red dragon to start another great escape.Hearing the "click click" sound on his back all the way, the red dragon uncontrollably showed a patient expression.

If this little thing dares to drop bone shards on his head, he will throw him into the gap between the worlds!