[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

A good night's sleep, Arthur is used to getting up early, and opened his eyes when the morning light first appeared, the red dragon surrounded him, opened one eye, and the scales still radiated warmth.

【You were talking in your sleep last night. 】

Arthur just woke up, still a little unconscious, and asked blankly, "What did you say?"

[You say, "Sally put that thing down, you can't eat that". 】

[Who is "Sally"?Do you like a girl? 】

Arthur was fully awake this time, with his hands on the soft blanket, his long eyelashes drooping slightly, but everyone could see that he was smiling, and his beautiful face seemed to be glowing, anyone who looked at it People who see this smile will breed a certain kind of jealousy in their hearts, because this smile means that they love more than treasures for the person talking about it.

"Yeah, I like him a lot."

The red dragon snorted through his nose, 【You should forget about your childhood playmates in the small world, let alone them, even the small world they live in is just a bubble in the eyes of the dragon clan, and it will be smashed to pieces if you poke it. 】

"Whatever you say." Arthur was very calm. He folded the blanket and put it in the space item, went out to wash, and brought a few eggs and a small basket of fresh vegetables when he came back. dripping water.

The red dragon had already turned into a human form, and the bandage that had lost its medicinal effect fell off. It was about to breathe fire into the fire, but Arthur stopped the tragedy in time, lit the fire himself, and fried eggs with the leftover fat from yesterday.

"I don't eat grass." The red dragon looked disgusted.

"It's not your share." Arthur didn't lift his eyes.

"What if there are poisonous grasses in these grasses?" Red Dragon was not discouraged, and began to be picky again.

"I'm a pharmacist, are you insulting my accomplishments in the field of herbal medicine?" Arthur responded indifferently again.

After the egg was baked, Arthur rolled it with green vegetables and stuffed it into his mouth. Sure enough, there was no portion for the red dragon.

Red Dragon has a strong mentality of saying that grapes are sour if they can’t eat grapes, "This must not taste good."

"Well, it's not delicious." Arthur actually complied, his chewing frequency slowed down, and his mood was a little depressed because of the mention of Sally before, "My craftsmanship is very poor, it's only edible."

He stared at the remaining half of the vegetable roll in his hand for a while, stuffed it into his mouth forcefully, then got up, ready to start his day's work.

The red dragon almost didn't know where to put his paws, he scratched his head irritably, he had no experience in coaxing cubs and could only do it in a hurry.

Arthur's so-called job is to collect herbs. During the time when the red dragon was asleep, he had already wandered around. Since the red dragon had no intention of leaving for the time being, he simply walked a little further.A few days ago, he also saw traces of orcs nearby. Judging by the clothes, the development was very backward. Arthur planned to exchange with them this time without interfering with the normal development of the world.

"You really are a pharmacist..." Red Dragon looked a little surprised, "I thought it was just a child's bragging."

Arthur ignored him. He found a carved symbol on a short tree. The meaning of this symbol seemed to be to record the water source. If there was a water source not far ahead, he would definitely meet the orc who came out to fetch water.

"Pharmacists are not easy to train. There are a lot of green dragons, and each of them can be crushed with a finger, and Uriah still treats them as treasures... Are you listening?"

"No." Arthur replied decisively.

Elroy's heart was filled with the desire to rub this impolite cub, and he really did. Arthur continued to identify the trace with his messy hair, and pushed aside a piece of tall grass, a quiet The pool of water lay there quietly, with a faint figure shaking beside it.

Arthur's eyes lit up, and he turned to Elroy, "You stay here, I'll be back soon."

The red dragon narrowed his eyes slightly, "Are you ordering me to be addicted? I will obey you if you say a word? The cubs will look like cubs to me, obediently, those people are too close to our lair, I will kill them Let them go, be back soon."

After all, it wasn't Sally.Arthur sighed in his heart, but fortunately he never expected the Red Dragon to obey him.

The child's palm spread out in front of Elroy, and Elroy looked at Arthur with a bewildered frown.

"Medicine money, do you think the medicine that healed your wings was brought by the strong wind? It is a master-level medicine. Pay me at the market price."

The red dragon laughed angrily, "I saved the whole of you, so it should belong to me, so what's the cost of the medicine?"

Arthur was silent for a while, "Did you say 'I belong to you' in front of the Dragon King?"

The red dragon was choked immediately.

Arthur then sighed, "The adult's world is really dirty, even the labor of the cubs is squeezed."

The red dragon choked until he couldn't breathe.

"But you did save me, so let me repay the favor. Unfortunately, I originally planned to use those medicines on myself. You know, the Dragon Emperor will let us half-bloods kill each other. It is too difficult to survive to the end It's gone." Arthur looked magnanimous, but at the end he looked melancholy.

Red Dragon: "Okay, go, I'll be waiting for you here!"

This kid's acting skills are really good, he almost believed it.

Arthur is not proud of this. His small tricks are all based on the fact that Elroy is willing to play with him. The Red Dragon is very idle now, and it doesn't matter whether orcs are killed. If it is a matter of principle, The Red Dragon will never give in easily.

Having a clear understanding of everything is Arthur's strength.He took the potion from the space object and drank it. Within a few breaths, the blond hair was replaced by silver-gray, and two fluffy ears appeared on the top of his head. Let the red dragon feel novelty.He never thought that the potion would have such an effect, the cub with ears was even fluffier, and looked very easy to touch.

"What kind of potion is this? Give me a bottle too?" Red Dragon really wanted to try it.

"The beast medicine is not very high-end, but the effect is more wonderful." Arthur threw him a bottle, "You can play by yourself, I'll go to exchange things."

The orcs were wary of Arthur who invaded their territory, but the things Arthur brought out were really useful. With a few mental intervention magics, Arthur easily gained the trust of the orcs, and in exchange for a lot of useful things. I was invited to sit in the clan for a while.

Of course Arthur agreed and returned with the token.The red dragon can no longer be called a red dragon. A pair of wolf ears stood up on the top of his head, and he was a little limp at this moment, and he was in great pain holding his head.

"The ear is real, you didn't pull it hard, did you?" Arthur instantly understood the cause and effect, the red dragon lost face, was very anxious, and turned his head to ignore Arthur.

Is this a cat or a dragon? The way of throwing a tantrum is so arrogant.

Arthur picked up the things he changed, and found a small jar. He was a little hesitant, but he still gave it to the red dragon.

"Try this."

The red dragon's ears were crooked, obviously moved.Seeing this, Arthur pinched a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. The mellow taste of honey mixed with the taste of beeswax filled his mouth. The honeycomb honey collected by the orcs is absolutely natural and pollution-free. took a piece.

The red dragon couldn't control his curiosity, turned his head sternly, and accepted Arthur's overture.

This thing is really delicious... Red Dragon thought as he chewed, ask what it is and go get some more.

"This is honeycomb, and you can never get it by violent means." Arthur reminded him, "That's why I exchanged it. Even if the Dragon Clan has great power, some things cannot be obtained."

The red dragon still sneered at Arthur's theory, "There is nothing that power cannot do. You can use force to deter a group of people and let them pick honeycomb day and night."

"But if you don't exchange it, you don't even know the existence of such a thing." Arthur retorted calmly, "I have never approved of the way the Dragon Clan treats the subordinate world. With such a rough method, how many beautiful things will be missed?"

The red dragon was silent, and Arthur knew that he had listened to his words to some extent. His silver-gray fluffy tail swung happily up and down, and he stepped on the fine spots cast by the sun, jumping from one stone to another.The roar of ferocious beasts came from a distance, and a group of sika deer, led by the stag, passed not far away while gnawing moss.This is because the red dragon drank the potion and temporarily turned into a beast, and the deer did not feel threatened, so they got so close.

The red dragon's golden pupils flickered slightly, and at dinner time, a young stag appeared on Arthur and the red dragon's dining table.

"I don't know how to handle venison!" Arthur broke down.

He can still try to roast small things like rabbits or pheasants, but he really can't do anything about large animals like deer, and the red dragon has no life skills at all. The two looked at each other, and finally had to clean up the venison Smear it with salt and use it as an exchange item for tomorrow.

The red dragon looked at the deer blood stained on his body in disgust, and Arthur pointed him to the place to take a bath.This rocky area seems to belong to the volcanic range. There is actually a small hot spring. I don’t know how Arthur found it. under the table.

There is such a good place in the small world...

The red dragon was a little dazed, and Arthur miraculously took out the honey wine from his space item, which was very suitable for drinking in the bath. "You rest, I'll go back first." Arthur gave everything he should give, and he didn't want to stay to watch the red dragon take a bath or something. At that time, he might as well go back and make a few bottles of low-end potions for tomorrow's exchange.

The red dragon lay on the edge of the pool and watched Arthur's leaving figure. After a while, he sneered slightly.

This little guy is smart, do you want to change something through him?The contempt of the dragon clan for the small world is deep-rooted, except for the twins of the Amethyst Dragon who like to go deep into the world, and even the seemingly gentlest green dragon Yulia will not pay more attention to these low-level worlds.His attitude became even rougher. The red dragon had no patience, and it was better to destroy than to explore.

but……

The red dragon touched the newly grown ears on the top of his head, but did not pull hard this time.

He's just a little bit interested.