Open your hand towards the male second
Chapter 2
"calm……"
Xidan was racking his brains on how to appease the host, when he suddenly sensed something, flipped through the document, and hurriedly said: "Stop shouting, according to the plot in the book, the hero should be here soon."
"Five more minutes."
Wei Jin ignored him and continued howling.
Xidan: "...you know that you are hiding under the bed in the male master's bedroom. If you are found out, you will be beaten to death without saying a word and thrown to the dogs. You have a real feeling of dying in this world. Life is better than death, and the pain is so painful that it is hard to live."
"We talk spiritually."
Wei Jin stopped speaking, and cursed fiercely in his head against the huge bag on his forehead: "If you have a body, I will beat you to death immediately and throw you to the pigs."
He has been arguing for a while, and he has accepted it a little bit. Masters of steel, what have you been coddling?Isn't it the pro-hero?
Xidan: "It's for the hero to kiss you, and it has to be an affectionate kiss. There must be love and affection."
"Damn!" Wei Jin was angry again, "So what the hell is your setting? Are you bored?!"
"No, it's just that I was assigned this mission... There are also such missions as you said, such as saving the world with a hacker who kills the beauties who are very popular, but at this level, they are all management systems. their task."
Wei Jin: "Dare you just a small transparent system? Hot chicken."
"I can send you to that little obscenity and let you be raped by a dozen big guys. Believe it or not?" Xi Dan said with a dull voice, "I will add more than a dozen worlds for you to make, and consume the body outside alive. Believe it or not?"
Wei Jin sneered, "I will believe it? You also said just now that there is a management team, and the management team will let you do such nonsense?"
"Honestly, there are several worlds. Do the quests drop immediately after entering a world, or the first quests are all subsequent quests? And my life value, how is my life value calculated?" Wei Jin had a clear mind. , with clear logic, Bang Bang threw out three fatal questions, "Quickly tell me the truth."
Xidan didn't expect that Wei Jin's IQ would soar after being knocked twice, so he pulled his bellyband, okay, let him tell him that he has been cheated here anyway, and he has to explain the situation carefully, so he honestly replied: "The mission It's not for you, it's for me, my mission is to get a passionate kiss from the hero, you're bound to me, so that's your mission."
"As for how many worlds there are, I don't know. It depends on the degree of affection you get from the kiss. The degree of affection is equivalent to your life value. If you have enough, you can end the mission and return to the human world."
"Then what are these worlds? Different spaces? Parallel time and space?"
"These worlds are novels. It's all your fault, humans. You write so many novels day by day. Don't you know that a novel is a world? There are so many worlds piled up there that we have to do tasks, otherwise Without popularity, the world will be chaotic, and when the chaos affects time and space, it will be a big trouble.”
Wei Jin pondered for a while, and understood the relationship, "So we are a cooperative relationship. I will do tasks for you, which is to increase popularity and prevent chaos in the world. You will give me life points. This is a mutually beneficial business."
"That's understandable."
"Then you said that there are so many novel worlds... how many people do you have to find to do the task?"
"You don't have to worry about this. We have a few bosses in the management who specialize in purifying the world, and the hosts we bind are all over the world. I don't know if there are aliens. Anyway, we have a lot of channels. "
Also, return aliens? ?Wei Jin felt that he had opened the door to a new world. He wanted to ask more questions, but Xidan terminated him directly, "It's useless to know so clearly. Once the mission is over, we will perform amnestics on the host. The deletion is thorough, not a single bit will be left, and there will be no subconscious mind."
Wei Jin curled his lips, okay... This is really a huge organization with strict discipline.
"So you can actually mess around in these worlds. Anyway, you won't remember anything when you go out, and this body is not yours." Xidan called up a wretched emoji in Wei Jin's mind, accompanied by Hearing his wooden mechanical voice, Wei Jin shuddered.
"Knocked."
Xidan: "..." was dismissed in northern slang.
"Someone is here." As soon as Xidan finished saying this, the door was kicked open with a bang. Wei Jin subconsciously wanted to raise his head, but at a critical moment, he remembered that the bag on the back of his head had stopped in time, and he lay motionless on the ground.
"Male lead? What's the situation?" Wei Jin muttered silently. He heard another delicate female voice calling the male lead with a charming smile.
"Second Highness, you can take it easy for a while, this is the first time for the slave family."
"Of course the king will take pity on the beauty, don't be afraid." The voice sounded very evil and domineering. Wei Jin saw the two people coming in entangled. Of course he didn't see the person, only the feet, but the feet But it's just entanglement.
Unexpectedly, when he also watched live, erotic, and palace, Wei Jin whistled in his heart, looking forward to what would happen in a while.
Xidan: "...Host, the man above is the hero of this world."
Wei Jin pricked up his ears and listened intently. Bed, "I know."
"Your task is to get his affectionate kiss."
"...I really appreciate you reminding me."
"You're welcome, it's my job to remind you all the time. By the way, let me remind you again." Xidan dragged his wooden voice and said, "Aren't you wondering why you wore it under the bed? The one in front What's the plot, and what's behind it?"
Wei Jin instinctively felt something was wrong, "What is it?"
"You are a coquettish bitch, and you tried your best to ask the hero to celebrate you, but the hero didn't want to break his sleeves for the time being, so he ignored you, you were angry, so you hid in the hero's bedroom and wanted to fuck him, but the result I heard the maid who was cleaning the room say that the male lead will come back with a brothel top card to make a splash, so you had to hide under the bed, but the male lead found out and strangled you to death on the spot."
"Fuck?"
"Your character is about to die, it depends on how long the hero can be flirtatious, and you will die after the flirtatiousness is over."
The three views of Wei and Jin were almost shattered, "What kind of bad novel is this that sells for ten yuan at a stall? What about logic? A prince, sleeping with a brothel girl, what about logic?! What is the meaning of my role?!"
"It's meaningful. It's the temperament of a born emperor to show the male protagonist's evil charm, madness, murderousness, and determination." Xidan paused, then went back to look through the data, "As for bringing the brothel girl home to sleep... the folk customs of this world It’s just so open, set, without logic.”
"..." The Three Views of Wei and Jin shattered into scum, "Can you still play like this? Okay...all girls like this now?"
"No, it's okay you talk to the hero."
Wei Jin looked up at the bottom of the bed, numb, "heavy taste." All of them are heavy taste, no matter which one.
He felt wrong again, "Since the hero doesn't want to break his sleeves, why do you want me, bah, the original character appeared in his mansion?"
Xidan also feels a little bit sorry for Wei Jin's three views, "Of course...it's because the hero wants to break his sleeves in the future, and there will be a beautiful boy for him right away."
"..."
They communicated under the bed, and the communication on the bed was also flying. After about a stick of incense, the intimacy was finally over, and the tenderness was over. The second prince Li Feicheng called the maid to prepare bath water, and then covered the beauty. Put on the thin quilt, turned over and got out of bed.
"It's been so long, aren't you tired?" Li Feicheng pulled a coat and put it on, and said slowly: "Come out, I can smell blood as soon as I come in."
Wei Jin was terrified, "Is he a dog's nose? He can smell a little blood just after I sprayed it?!"
"Naturally, the male protagonists in this kind of novels are all gods, and their golden fingers are incredibly thick."
"Then what should I do now?"
"Climb out, and then rack your brains to tell him not to kill you. I'm optimistic about you, host."
Wei Jin scolded Xidan for being shameless, and rolled out from under the bed.
Xidan was racking his brains on how to appease the host, when he suddenly sensed something, flipped through the document, and hurriedly said: "Stop shouting, according to the plot in the book, the hero should be here soon."
"Five more minutes."
Wei Jin ignored him and continued howling.
Xidan: "...you know that you are hiding under the bed in the male master's bedroom. If you are found out, you will be beaten to death without saying a word and thrown to the dogs. You have a real feeling of dying in this world. Life is better than death, and the pain is so painful that it is hard to live."
"We talk spiritually."
Wei Jin stopped speaking, and cursed fiercely in his head against the huge bag on his forehead: "If you have a body, I will beat you to death immediately and throw you to the pigs."
He has been arguing for a while, and he has accepted it a little bit. Masters of steel, what have you been coddling?Isn't it the pro-hero?
Xidan: "It's for the hero to kiss you, and it has to be an affectionate kiss. There must be love and affection."
"Damn!" Wei Jin was angry again, "So what the hell is your setting? Are you bored?!"
"No, it's just that I was assigned this mission... There are also such missions as you said, such as saving the world with a hacker who kills the beauties who are very popular, but at this level, they are all management systems. their task."
Wei Jin: "Dare you just a small transparent system? Hot chicken."
"I can send you to that little obscenity and let you be raped by a dozen big guys. Believe it or not?" Xi Dan said with a dull voice, "I will add more than a dozen worlds for you to make, and consume the body outside alive. Believe it or not?"
Wei Jin sneered, "I will believe it? You also said just now that there is a management team, and the management team will let you do such nonsense?"
"Honestly, there are several worlds. Do the quests drop immediately after entering a world, or the first quests are all subsequent quests? And my life value, how is my life value calculated?" Wei Jin had a clear mind. , with clear logic, Bang Bang threw out three fatal questions, "Quickly tell me the truth."
Xidan didn't expect that Wei Jin's IQ would soar after being knocked twice, so he pulled his bellyband, okay, let him tell him that he has been cheated here anyway, and he has to explain the situation carefully, so he honestly replied: "The mission It's not for you, it's for me, my mission is to get a passionate kiss from the hero, you're bound to me, so that's your mission."
"As for how many worlds there are, I don't know. It depends on the degree of affection you get from the kiss. The degree of affection is equivalent to your life value. If you have enough, you can end the mission and return to the human world."
"Then what are these worlds? Different spaces? Parallel time and space?"
"These worlds are novels. It's all your fault, humans. You write so many novels day by day. Don't you know that a novel is a world? There are so many worlds piled up there that we have to do tasks, otherwise Without popularity, the world will be chaotic, and when the chaos affects time and space, it will be a big trouble.”
Wei Jin pondered for a while, and understood the relationship, "So we are a cooperative relationship. I will do tasks for you, which is to increase popularity and prevent chaos in the world. You will give me life points. This is a mutually beneficial business."
"That's understandable."
"Then you said that there are so many novel worlds... how many people do you have to find to do the task?"
"You don't have to worry about this. We have a few bosses in the management who specialize in purifying the world, and the hosts we bind are all over the world. I don't know if there are aliens. Anyway, we have a lot of channels. "
Also, return aliens? ?Wei Jin felt that he had opened the door to a new world. He wanted to ask more questions, but Xidan terminated him directly, "It's useless to know so clearly. Once the mission is over, we will perform amnestics on the host. The deletion is thorough, not a single bit will be left, and there will be no subconscious mind."
Wei Jin curled his lips, okay... This is really a huge organization with strict discipline.
"So you can actually mess around in these worlds. Anyway, you won't remember anything when you go out, and this body is not yours." Xidan called up a wretched emoji in Wei Jin's mind, accompanied by Hearing his wooden mechanical voice, Wei Jin shuddered.
"Knocked."
Xidan: "..." was dismissed in northern slang.
"Someone is here." As soon as Xidan finished saying this, the door was kicked open with a bang. Wei Jin subconsciously wanted to raise his head, but at a critical moment, he remembered that the bag on the back of his head had stopped in time, and he lay motionless on the ground.
"Male lead? What's the situation?" Wei Jin muttered silently. He heard another delicate female voice calling the male lead with a charming smile.
"Second Highness, you can take it easy for a while, this is the first time for the slave family."
"Of course the king will take pity on the beauty, don't be afraid." The voice sounded very evil and domineering. Wei Jin saw the two people coming in entangled. Of course he didn't see the person, only the feet, but the feet But it's just entanglement.
Unexpectedly, when he also watched live, erotic, and palace, Wei Jin whistled in his heart, looking forward to what would happen in a while.
Xidan: "...Host, the man above is the hero of this world."
Wei Jin pricked up his ears and listened intently. Bed, "I know."
"Your task is to get his affectionate kiss."
"...I really appreciate you reminding me."
"You're welcome, it's my job to remind you all the time. By the way, let me remind you again." Xidan dragged his wooden voice and said, "Aren't you wondering why you wore it under the bed? The one in front What's the plot, and what's behind it?"
Wei Jin instinctively felt something was wrong, "What is it?"
"You are a coquettish bitch, and you tried your best to ask the hero to celebrate you, but the hero didn't want to break his sleeves for the time being, so he ignored you, you were angry, so you hid in the hero's bedroom and wanted to fuck him, but the result I heard the maid who was cleaning the room say that the male lead will come back with a brothel top card to make a splash, so you had to hide under the bed, but the male lead found out and strangled you to death on the spot."
"Fuck?"
"Your character is about to die, it depends on how long the hero can be flirtatious, and you will die after the flirtatiousness is over."
The three views of Wei and Jin were almost shattered, "What kind of bad novel is this that sells for ten yuan at a stall? What about logic? A prince, sleeping with a brothel girl, what about logic?! What is the meaning of my role?!"
"It's meaningful. It's the temperament of a born emperor to show the male protagonist's evil charm, madness, murderousness, and determination." Xidan paused, then went back to look through the data, "As for bringing the brothel girl home to sleep... the folk customs of this world It’s just so open, set, without logic.”
"..." The Three Views of Wei and Jin shattered into scum, "Can you still play like this? Okay...all girls like this now?"
"No, it's okay you talk to the hero."
Wei Jin looked up at the bottom of the bed, numb, "heavy taste." All of them are heavy taste, no matter which one.
He felt wrong again, "Since the hero doesn't want to break his sleeves, why do you want me, bah, the original character appeared in his mansion?"
Xidan also feels a little bit sorry for Wei Jin's three views, "Of course...it's because the hero wants to break his sleeves in the future, and there will be a beautiful boy for him right away."
"..."
They communicated under the bed, and the communication on the bed was also flying. After about a stick of incense, the intimacy was finally over, and the tenderness was over. The second prince Li Feicheng called the maid to prepare bath water, and then covered the beauty. Put on the thin quilt, turned over and got out of bed.
"It's been so long, aren't you tired?" Li Feicheng pulled a coat and put it on, and said slowly: "Come out, I can smell blood as soon as I come in."
Wei Jin was terrified, "Is he a dog's nose? He can smell a little blood just after I sprayed it?!"
"Naturally, the male protagonists in this kind of novels are all gods, and their golden fingers are incredibly thick."
"Then what should I do now?"
"Climb out, and then rack your brains to tell him not to kill you. I'm optimistic about you, host."
Wei Jin scolded Xidan for being shameless, and rolled out from under the bed.
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