Open your hand towards the male second

Have you ever experienced something special... indescribable?

Do you feel so desolate in your heart that you can't even sigh?

This is the situation in the Wei and Jin Dynasties now.

smile.

so tired.

Didn't he just glance at the poster of the great actor Gong Yan when he was crossing the road? !In the era of masculinity, what's wrong with looking more often?What's wrong?Why did you knock him into the air with a bang?

Damn, I really have to ask someone to reason, this is really...

Wei Jin was very sad.

His consciousness gradually became drowsy, and the doctor's fast and methodical voice became softer and softer, as if all the real world was getting farther and farther away from him, until he fell into a deep black space.

Wei and Jin lived for 21 years, and it is rare for literature and art to become sad.

This time it was really cold.

He really is going to another world.

Just because I looked at the big poster of that man a few more times, with such an aggrieved way of death, I guess I can't go to heaven or go to hell, so I can only be a little ghost in the world.

All the ancestors of the Wei family were humiliated by him.

Just as Wei Jin was humming, humming, humming, there was a sudden ding-dong sound, followed by a mechanical voice:

The happy egg of the system is bound with you, I wish you a happy next task.

"???" Confused, where did this voice come from?Sounds pretty cool what's up?

It's like the feeling when the protagonist's big boss' golden finger is triggered in those anime.

"..." The system Xidan said with a dull voice, "I can hear what you are saying in your head."

Wei Jin's eyes widened, and he understood something in an instant. He blushed excitedly and stuttered, "You, you, you are the kind of system in the novel?! The real system?? Can take me to a parallel world and embrace countless beauties? , Ah, isn’t it a heart-throb system where countless beauties are rushing into my arms?!”

Xidan was silent for a while, this kid obviously grew up watching Qibaba's literature, logically he should explain the situation to him now, but what if he hears the content of the mission and refuses to do it? One, this year's assessment depends entirely on him...

But what to do with the heartthrob system that he called out so naturally behind him, it's so tangled, should I say it or not?

Xidan glanced at Wei Jin, who was still excited and full of spiritual world, and fell silent again, deciding to just answer vaguely, this kid is so stupid, just fool him when the time comes. The name Renmi System is not enough in front of the performance appraisal!

"My God, such a big pie fell on my head, this car accident is worth it!" Wei Jin cleared his throat after being excited, and said to the dark spiritual world: "Well, what... "

He suddenly remembered what he had ignored because he was too shocked, "System, your name is Xidan?"

Xidan: "Yes." He was a little proud that there were so many ugly random names, but he was the only one who picked this nice one.

Wei Jin opened his mouth wide, opened again and again, and finally couldn't help laughing, "Xidan, hahaha, cough... this is the most dramatic system name I've heard."

His system is called Invincible, or Xiao Keke, and his system is Xidan?

Fuck I died laughing.

Wei Jin laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he gasped and said, "Why are you so overthinking it? It's called Xidan. This coolness has suddenly fallen from the mysterious technology of the future to the silly children of the countryside."

"..." Xidan Mumu's mechanical voice became even more mechanical, "Host, next I will explain the basic rules for you."

Humans, stupid, how unique the name is!

"First of all, your body in the human world is currently in a severe coma. You need to complete my tasks in exchange for life points. Note that your time is not unlimited. The sooner you complete all tasks, you will get all the life points to wake up your body. In other words, if you do tasks slowly, your body will die, and the life points you exchanged for will no longer be useful."

"So host, don't think about cutting corners, please complete my task wholeheartedly."

Wei Jin made a no-problem gesture, with a face full of confidence, as if giving him an elixir would immediately ascend to the sky, "Don't worry, I have read a lot of novels like this, and there is no problem at all."

"My journey is the stars and the sea!"

Xidan felt guilty again for a moment, but when he thought of Wei Jin laughing at his name, he immediately stiffened up, "Okay, then please close your eyes, the host, I will take you to the level of the first world now."

"There are still levels?" Wei Jin was surprised. This seems to be different from the system in the novel?

"We are a very large organization, so we naturally have perfect channel management."

Wei Jin said twice, "Come on!" He was completely immersed in the system text of the starting point bullies, looking forward to it, and closed his eyes after taking a breath.

It must be because the teleportation is too fast, so I have to close my eyes, otherwise I will go blind, Wei Jin thought firmly.

But the truth.

It was because Xidan had to reveal his virtual form, a baby in a bellyband, in order to contact the duty officer at the checkpoint in the first world. Since this appearance did not match his mature and steady voice, which would damage his majesty, so he let Wei Jin closed his eyes.

When Xidan heard the words in Wei Jin's mind, Xidan was reading the data with her butt pouted, "..."

Feeling that it will be over later, I feel guilty, especially guilty.

Wei Jin was sleepy from waiting, the teleportation is too slow, isn't it?What about swish swish?

"Xiedaner, is it alright?"

Xidan: "...Are you some northerner whose tongue can't be straightened? There is no son, only Xidan."

Wei Jin couldn't help laughing again, "Okay, okay, Xidan Xidan, then I can..." Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a glaring white light, which almost blinded him even with his eyes closed.

"Fuck..."

"Mr. Wei." A Erha wearing a police cap appeared in front of Wei Jin, "Hold your head up, don't smile, I want to scan your whole body."

A serious Erha suddenly appeared in front of him, and Wei Jin was taken aback. What was it all about? Why did he suddenly... feel that this matter is a bit unreliable?

The Erha police officer scanned Wei Jin up and down with his bright black pupils, confirmed that his identity was correct, and nodded his dog's head, "You can enter the world."

"Good luck with your mission."

"You guys are quite a first-class service, aren't you?" Wei Jin snorted.

"As I said, we are a very large organization." Xidan puffed up his chest, realized that Wei Jin could not see, so he was not proud, and said solemnly: "Get ready, the teleported world is a bit far away, you may feel a little uncomfortable .”

Wei Jin didn't take it seriously, he was fine just now, before Xidan kindly reminded him, Erha pressed the transmission button, and in an instant, Wei Jin felt as if he had fallen from the [-]th floor, whoosh, this time it was Really whoosh whoosh.

The bones of his brain hurt, he was oppressed by the space, and there was no air in his chest. The whole process lasted only 1 minute. As soon as Wei Jin touched the ground, he vomited blood fiercely, and his forehead couldn't stop the car. on the floor.

"Aww!" Rolling uncomfortably on the ground several times did not relieve the tearing pain in his body, "What the hell kind of teleportation is this! Let alone completing the task of conquering the world, half of my limbs are gone now." Doomed!"

Xidan remained silent politely.

I still have to call later.

"Then, welcome to the host's successful arrival in the first world."

"Arrived successfully? Did someone die on the way?" Wei Jin was full of anger, mainly because he was in so much pain that he spurted blood!Blood spurting!

"...Background: alternate history, time-traveling identity: the coquettish and cheap male pet in the second prince's mansion, time-traveling location: under the bed, task: get an affectionate kiss from the male lead, pay attention, affectionate."

Wei Jin was wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, when he heard this, he raised his eyes, "What did you say?"

Xidan repeated it again, and finally added with a guilty conscience, "I can't go back, unless the mission is completed, or your body in the human world dies."

"Fuck? Fuck?" Wei Jin's eyes widened slowly, and he raised his head suddenly to sit up, but he slammed into the bed board again, and he bounced back to the ground very elastically in an instant.

Xidan covered her eyes and couldn't bear to look at it.

"Cheer up, host. Think about it. You just passed your 21st birthday this year. You have survived the fourth level. Your future is bright. Even if there is a car accident and you still meet me, this is a [-] in [-] chance... Wait until you finish After completing all the tasks, you return to the human world and spend your next good time."

"Shut up!" Wei Jin was hysterical, "Fuck you! What the hell kind of setting is this?! Is this a system text? Are you cheating me?"

"I'm still a coquettish and slut male favorite? Who else should I kiss? Kiss the male protagonist?! This is not a romance novel about saving the world, flying up and hugging countless beauties, but it's about him, mother, or pure love?? "

"Playing!"

In just a few hours, he experienced death, hope, and then returned to despair, just like a joke...