chasing deer

"Hahahahahaha……!"

Holding the phone in his hands, Xu Ze burst into tears with laughter, unable to utter a complete sentence.

"So...your big hit...was...broke...broke?"

"Ahahahahahahahaha!"

"Laugh, laugh, laugh!" Lin Shen slumped in the boss chair in the office, and said numbly, "When you die from laughing, someone will marry your wife, inherit your inheritance, and beat your baby." , oh no! Your baby hasn’t been born yet, so you’re laughing yourself to death anyway!”

"Fuck you! How can you talk!" Xu Ze scolded with a smile, "Your mouth is so bad! You deserve it! I wish you never eat this venison!"

Lin Shen sneered a few times, and said expressionlessly, "I don't have any hope of eating venison anymore. You don't understand my current mood at all."

Xu Ze wiped away his tears and asked sympathetically, "How are you feeling now?"

"Do you remember what I said before, I always feel that there is some kind of mysterious force that is interfering with the development of Lulu and me?"

"remember."

"I take that back now."

Xu Ze: "???"

Next, Lin Shen said a series of strange words to Xu Ze.

He first said that everyone in this world is virtual and does not exist, and then said that everyone may be a piece of code, a program, or even just a character in a novel. Xu Ze was confused.

"Do you know about a brain in a vat?" Lin Shen asked.

Xu Ze shook his head in confusion, and replied, "I don't know."

Lin Shen asked him what a brain in a vat is, and then began to babble that this world is fake, that everyone is a brain in a vat, and that what everyone hears, sees, and feels is caused by a mysterious Created by power, everyone is pre-set from birth to death.

"Damn it! Don't say it so scary, okay?" Xu Ze scolded convulsively, "You just haven't eaten meat. If you want to go crazy, you're going to go crazy yourself. Why drag other people into the water?"

"Are you afraid?"

Lin Shen suddenly laughed sadly a few times, and said indifferently: "Are you afraid that this world is false? Are you afraid that everything about yourself will suddenly disappear? Are you afraid that your hard work is actually nonsense? Are you afraid that everything is a given? Good arrangement?"

Hearing Lin Shen's bewitched tone, Xu Ze couldn't help shivering, and immediately scolded him viciously. Lin Shen was noncommittal, and just fell into his own little world, thinking all kinds of troubles between him and Yao Lu, And all kinds of coincidences are all conspiracy, all arranged.

Xu Ze scratched his face, almost lost his temper by Lin Shen, feeling like his buddy was going crazy, but he didn't know how to save him, and was frowning, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he had an idea instantly.

"Hey? Let me ask you, have you watched "The Matrix"?" Xu Ze asked.

"What the hell? What are you talking about?" Lin Shen asked in a daze as he couldn't keep up with his thoughts for a moment.

Xu Ze raised his voice and said, "I'm asking, have you watched "The Matrix" before!"

Lin Shen finally understood, and then stared at the void in front of him in bewilderment, his mind ran slowly for a few times, and replied: "I have read it, I have read all three parts, why do you ask this?"

Xu Ze heaved a sigh of relief, just watched it, and then began to explain to Lin Shen that he must have been brainwashed by "The Matrix", and what he said were obviously plots in the movie.

Lin Shen thought about it seriously, and said, "It seems to be about the same."

Xu Ze immediately slapped his thigh, and continued to work hard, he couldn't help but tell him that you have been brainwashed, that your relationship with Xiaolulu is so rough, wait, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"Really? Is it really just rough?" Lin Shen asked back.

"Yes, yes." Xu Ze hurriedly assured, and Lin Shen hummed.

Xu Ze thought about it, and then encouraged him to ask Yao Lu to come to his house next weekend. Once would not work twice, twice would not work three times, and so on, he would always succeed.

Lin Shen sighed heavily, and said, "Don't mention it! The mysterious power doesn't monitor me anymore, so I just changed the settings."

"What do you mean?" Xu Ze asked puzzled.

Lin Shen said weakly: "Yesterday Lulu told me that his father bought a rehabilitation course for patients with thrombosis, and he has to go to the hospital every Saturday and Sunday. I can't invite him to my house on weekends."

"Is there such a wicked way?" Xu Ze said in shock.

Lin Shen hummed, and said wearily: "That's why I think that way, I really feel like I'm being controlled, what should I do!"

Xu Ze was quiet for a moment, and suddenly his heart moved, wondering if there was some misunderstanding between the two of them that caused Lin Shen to be rejected again and again, so he told Lin Shen what he thought.

"There's no misunderstanding." Lin Shen said, "Didn't he say he wasn't ready?"

But Xu Ze said: "It may also be that he was worried that the two of them did not have a clear relationship, so he rejected you."

"How to be clear?" Lin Shen said helplessly, "I have been ambiguous for more than half a year, and I have done everything that should be done, and the only thing that needs to be done is that, isn't it clear enough?"

Hearing this, Xu Ze sneered, and asked Lin Shen and Xiaoxi if they had done everything, and they weren't friends with sex!

Lin Shen was stunned by Xu Ze, so he couldn't help but confess that he was sincere to Yao Lu, but he never said he liked Xiaoxi.

"Then did you tell Yao Lu?" Xu Ze asked.

"It seems... not." Lin Shen said guiltily.

Xu Ze suddenly felt strange, he really didn't understand, Lin Shen was clearly in love with him to death, yet he didn't tell the other party that he liked him and wanted to have sex with him! ?

Lin Shen listened to Xu Ze's question, thought for a moment, and then said: "I want to say these things after I hit the base, that is, when I hold him in my arms."

"Why?" Xu Ze asked.

Lin Shen was a little embarrassed, and explained in a low voice: "I have a little shadow, and I am afraid of being slapped in the face again. I think if I can get his person first, then I will pinch the snail with my index finger, and I will be sure of his feelings for me, so that I can be confident. Confess."

Xu Ze: "..."

Xu Ze chuckled in his heart, saying in his heart that gays fall in love faster than men and women, I think it's just nonsense!There is a couple in front of my eyes, and they are more smudged than women when they fall in love. They are so hypocritical that others feel tired after seeing them!But he didn't dare to say that, Lin Shen was almost like a mad dog recently, and if he said something wrong, it would be more harm than good if he bit him.

Xu Ze thought about his words, and persuaded him: "Have you thought about this matter from Yao Lu's standpoint? Is he willing? You want to get on the bus first and then make up for the ticket. Maybe they want to buy the ticket first, and then get down to business." What about getting in the car?

When Lin Shen heard this, he immediately fell into deep thought, without saying a word. After such a long time, until Xu Ze almost fell asleep, Lin Shen finally responded.

"You're right!" Lin Shen said, "I still have to muster up the courage to formally confess my love to him first, and then take him into my pocket."

"That's right!" Xu Ze smiled, "Then you should hurry up and plan to confess your love."

Lin Shen said that he was not in a hurry, then thought for a while, and said, "I'm not going to show up casually, I plan to show up on Christmas Day, just take advantage of this time to show well and sublimate the relationship between us."

Xu Ze almost pouted, complaining wildly, there are still three months until Christmas!Where did this stick go?Just a confession!Do you need to work so hard?Need to wait so long?

Lin Shen said sternly, "Not long! I've survived seven years, so three months is nothing."

Xu Zecao had no choice but to let him go. After all, it's not good for others to interfere too much in emotional matters. Lin Shen had a plan, and immediately felt a lot more relaxed, and he became more energetic in speaking.

"You said that on my Christmas day, is the whole Santa Claus costume ready?" Lin Shen said with a smile.

"What are you doing?" Xu Ze asked.

"I invited him to my house and dressed him as Santa Claus." When Lin Shen said this, he couldn't help imagining it for himself first, snickered in his heart, and then said: "When I succeed in confessing, I will say that the time is up! Santa Claus I'm going to give gifts to the children!"

Xu Ze: "???"

Xu Ze held up the phone, confused, but Lin Shen laughed a few times to himself, asked himself, "How does Santa Claus get out? The answer is of course he has to go out on a deer! So Lu Lu, you just Let me ride it, otherwise the children will not receive any presents, how pitiful!"

Boom——!Xu Ze tilted, almost fell off the chair, and then scolded: "This is too ridiculous! You are so obscene!"

Lin Shen said with a paralyzed face, "I'm called romantic, not obscene."

"It's just obscenity!" Xu Ze was speechless, and said, "You can do whatever you want, I can't control you, as long as you think you can.

Lin Shen hummed, and said, "I'll watch it myself, I won't chat with you anymore, and there are still a lot of bills I haven't looked at." He hung up the phone with a snap.

Xu Ze rubbed his temples and sat on the chair for a while, feeling dry mouth and head twitching after talking for so long, so he picked up the teacup, walked to the water dispenser to pour a glass of water, and then walked out of the office, Strolling in the aisle, Yao Lu just happened to see Yao Lu coming out of the document department with a stack of documents.

Yao Lu saw Xu Ze and smiled at him, Xu Ze immediately returned the smile, and then watched Yao Lu enter the accounting room from the back.

Holding the cup in his hand, he stared straight at the air in front of him. Inexplicably, Lin Shen in a red Santa costume appeared in his mind, riding a deer with a human face and a deer body under his crotch. The human face was Yao Lu's delicate face. s face.

Xu Ze: "..."

Xu Ze licked his lips, then shivered again, and then returned to his office with his teacup in hand.