The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

After Chen Yan heard that Li Enji was on the air in the comment area, he picked up his phone and logged into the Jinjiang app to take a look.

On the top ten list of the Jinjiang live broadcast app, the live broadcast room of "Leave a name before the fire" sits firmly at the top with 3w3 viewers. The anchor id of No.2 is very unfamiliar to most Jinjiang netizens, but with a title Attracts 2w1 gossip tourists.

"Title: I hope you can click on 'Leave a name before the fire'. I want to solemnly apologize to you."

At first glance, this title is not eye-catching enough. However, since its development on the Dajinjiang platform, it has evolved into a super hot keyword rather than just an id number representing the anchor.

Any news related to it will attract a lot of attention.

Li Enji made good use of this point. While taking advantage of the popularity of "leaving his name before the fire", he quickly increased his popularity, and at the same time incited the emotions of his fans, asking them to come to find fault with Chen Yan, while he sat upright Bitch Torii.

Chen Yan was repeatedly consumed by Li Enji, and after he learned of Li Enji's black history of "pretending to be gay to earn popularity", he had already blocked this person 130 times in his heart.

What Chen Yan didn't expect was that as soon as he entered Li Enji's live broadcast room secretly, he saw Li Enji on the live broadcast screen waving his hand at the camera, and said with a gentle smile, "Hey, don't you leave your name before the fire?" Come to my live broadcast room?"

It was only then that Chen Yan noticed that Li Enji was also holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the bright color blocks on the screen of the mobile phone could be vaguely seen as the live broadcast room of "Leave a name before the fire".

After Li Enji said hello, he asked politely: "Master, I just applied to add your anchor ID as a friend. I hope to connect with you. Can you give me a chance to explain and apologize? Please, please."

Li Enji clasped his hands together, said "big big" in one mouthful, and lowered his posture, which seemed to be quite sincere in apologizing.

Chen Yan: "..."

This is so funny!

If he connects with Li Enji, wouldn't that send him another wave of traffic in vain?Could it be that in Li Enji's eyes, he looks like a retarded man? ?

Chen Yan doesn't want to have any interaction with Li Enji at all, but now Li Enji is rubbing the heat on both sides, which really makes people angry.

Chen Yan silently swiped away the interface of Li Enji's live broadcast room, threw his phone aside, and looked at his own live broadcast room again. The barking trolls in the message area were still checking their presence endlessly, and even came again. Moral whore.

"Look here, anchor! Our family Leo invited you to connect, and I want to apologize to you~ I beg you to agree, please, please!"

"Leo is also innocent in this matter, I hope the host can listen to his explanation!!"

"Our Leo is a very well-behaved and hard-working kid. Yan Zan has a great personality, and he definitely didn't rely on hype to get ahead. Don't misunderstand him, the anchor, he will be very sad!"

……

Chen Yan was disturbed by the disgust of Li Enji's fans, and the comment area was messed up by this group of trolls and female watches. This Li Enji made up his mind to rely on him.

Chen Yan's style of live broadcast has always been very tough. When he meets trolls, he is a positive person, tearing you into silence.

But at this moment, Chen Yan couldn't show the momentum of Slay's audience.

This wave of brain-damaged black fans is different from the previous black fans who like to talk about Chen Yan's obsessive appearance. Being lewd is not considered harmful, but Luthor is Luthor after all, and the male god can only live in the anchor's mouth" poking the sore spot.

The anger welling up in Chen Yan's heart was instantly extinguished by a pot of stinking footwashing water.

These trolls are right. No matter how popular "Leave a name before the fire" is on the Internet, Chen Yan is still a loser in real life. He has lived for 19 years. Among the life skills he has lit up are " Just submit to what comes and goes”, and there is only “swallowing one’s breath”.

The trolls were fully fired, attacking Chen Yan's inner line of defense on the one hand, and on the other hand not forgetting to resist the counterattack from Chen Yan's fans: "Netizens who claim to be true fans of 'Leave a name before the fire', please be more considerate and considerate of your anchor, he is exhausted. Do you think it’s cute to make up stories on the Internet to make you happy, and then return to the reality that no one loves you when you broadcast it? Are you sure it’s not cruel to the anchor?”

The brainless gangsters were obviously fully prepared before attacking, like a machine gun on a chain, "chug chug" spewed out large paragraphs of text, and they spoke in an orderly and logical manner.

At this moment, a series of cheerful ringtones of "ba ba ba ba ~ quack quack ~" from the cell phone that Chen Yan threw on the table brought Chen Yan, who was in a trance, to his senses.

Chen Yan picked up the phone that was turned upside down on the table with a gloomy expression, and saw Cheng Xi's caller ID clearly appeared on the screen of the phone!

The moment Chen Yan saw the call from the male god, the depression in Chen Yan's heart was instantly emptied!

What kind of stuff are the blind fools in the live broadcast room, and what is the difference between him and him in essence?Are they all keyboard warriors?Who is nobler than whom!

This time, Chen Yan was extra careful. He put the live broadcasting phone on the table, but didn't turn on the mute!

Chen Yan picked up the phone: "Hello?"

I heard the male god say, "Baby?"

Chen Yan blinked Xiaodou's eyes in bewilderment: "...Huh?"

After listening carefully, Chen Yan felt that the male god's voice was a little hoarse than before. When it came out of the receiver of the mobile phone, the magnetic and charming subwoofer went straight to the heart, making people's hearts itchy unbearably.

Chen Yan was shocked by this blushing and heartbeating title. He felt a tingling electric current rushing through his whole body, and his whole body was so refreshed that he flew up!

At the same time, Chen Yan suddenly had a bold idea in his heart, and his fingertips were trembling slightly. After hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth and pressed the hands-free button for the call!

Chen Yan murmured, "Have you... gone out for a drink?"

The male god said with a smile in his voice, "Well, I drank a little, but I'm not drunk."

How can you call me baby if you are not drunk! ! !

Chen Yan came to a conclusion in an instant: the male god is drunk, dialed the wrong number, and played with him to be crazy and cute!

Chen Yan said in a soft voice: "You drink less and go home early to sleep, do you understand?"

The male god smiled lightly: "Why, are you worried about me messing around outside, baby?"

Chen Yan blushed to the point of bleeding, bit his lip and responded softly, "Mmm..."

Male God: "Did you take a bath?"

Chen Yan: "Hmm..."

Male god: "Do you use that milk-scented shower gel?"

Chen Yan raised his arm and sniffed, and found that the shower gel he used really smelled like milk, so he replied, "Well, it smells like milk."

The male god let out a muffled laugh, lowered his voice, and said very provocatively: "Every time I smell that smell, I really want to fuck you."

Chen Yan's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and immediately blushed, stammering, "You, stop talking nonsense..."

The male god chuckled and said, "Okay, I'll do less talking and more action."

Hearing this, Chen Yan blushed again.

The male god spoke very quickly after being drunk, but Chen Yan stumbled and stumbled when he spoke. Facing such a straightforward male god, Chen Yan couldn't stand it anymore and blushed the whole time.

Fortunately, not long after, the male god said that they were going to switch scenes and continue to have fun, so he hung up the phone.

Only then did Chen Yan breathe a sigh of relief.

After answering the call from the male god, when Chen Yan turned on the live broadcast again, he found that the smoky message area had completely changed to another painting style.

The true fans are no longer in the mood to pay attention to the group of black fans, and they are so excited that they explode continuously in the message area——

"First sister, you forgot to mute your voice! Good job! The scumbag's voice is so sexy!"

"Baby! Baby! Son! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is there anyone in the front row selling insulin! Buy it at a high price! The 94-year-old singledog aunt is almost suffocated by sweetness!!!"

"First sister, you lied to us! The Tsundere Queen's character set as promised! This is clearly it! Little Tiantian with a delicate voice and a soft waist that is easy to push down!!"

"The country owes diao! I really miss the first sister of Japan! Wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly, and chrysanthemum! I can't do it! :)"

"First sister, although I have been a pure 20 for 0 years, but now I am willing to do 1^_^ for you with tears in my eyes"

The voices of the black fans were overwhelmed by the turbulent messages of the true fans. Occasionally, one or two shouting messages stayed on the front page of the message area, and no one would answer him.

Chen Yan was especially grateful for this phone call from the male god, it was more effective than Chen Yan's torturing him all night, and he could directly stop the mouths of those sunspots!

Black fans say that the male god is tan90 degrees?nonexistent?I slap you every minute, and ask if your face hurts?

Chen Yan regained his strength because of the male god's crooked rescue, and he was fearless in the face of black fans.

Although Chen Yan has low self-esteem to the bone in reality, he is now the first sister of Jinjiang who "leaves her name before the fire"!

Chen Yan never confuses the Internet and reality. The image of "leaving his name before the fire" he constructed on the Internet is more like a protective shell that allows him to linger on. This protective shell is piled up with his inner desire and hope. .

Since the broadcast of "Leave a name before the fire", although the accidental popularity is due to luck, his popularity is by no means accidental, and it is inseparable from his violent and refreshing live broadcast route.

Chen Yan's journey as an anchor can be summed up in an inspirational slogan: If life deceives you, then be the most beautiful singer, be the director of your own life, and add drama to yourself!

Confident enough to be completely shameless!

It can be said to be invincible!

Chen Yan has finally calmed down now, and his emotions are no longer affected by the black fans.He concluded that it is the wisest decision to ignore people like Li Enji who are so stubborn and ignorant.

Therefore, Chen Yan said in the live broadcast room: "I counted my fingers, the world is not right now, and evil winds are everywhere. If someone comes to touch porcelain again, don't pay attention to it. Line up in the comment area to brush up 'pieces' to break it." .”

Some new fans and cuties haven't figured out the routine of the first sister, so they asked with a blank face: "What is Pian Pian Pian? A ghost drawing talisman to exorcise evil spirits?"

Chen Yan explained with a smile on his face: "Don't you think that the shape of the word 'piece' looks like Ultraman's posture of beating little monsters? When we meet the sunspots in the future, let's activate Ultraman's ultimate secret." Light, biubiubiu～”

Suddenly burst into laughter in the comment area: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, okay!!"

As soon as this trick is done, let the black fans yell more vigorously, and swiping a wave of "Piece Piece Piece Piece" can drown them without any effort!

The black fans were suddenly stunned, feeling a little hopeless!

Chen Yan made up his mind to let Li Enji ignore him, which also directly expressed his attitude of not wanting to see Li Enji.

The focus of netizens in the comment area is on the relationship between "the first sister and the scumbag", especially when the first sister and the scumbag are talking on the phone, the image on the live broadcast is uncharacteristically soft and cute, so cute explode!

Netizens said one after another: Male God, if you continue to be a gentleman, we will come to Japan as the first sister!

And Chen Yan was still blushing and heart beating when he recalled the conversation with the male god just now, and when he thought that there were no recordings of such benefits, he regretted so much that his intestines turned green!

After calming down again, Chen Yan traced back to the real problem: whose number did the male god call by mistake? !Who is the baby of the male god? !

When he realized that "the male god actually has a baby", Chen Yan's body heat subsided, and his flushed face turned pale in an instant!He opened the male god's wechat chat interface in a complicated mood, hesitated again and again but still didn't dare to send out the question.

As a result, at this moment, the male god seemed to have a tacit understanding with him, and a text message popped up on the chat interface: "I'm sorry, I just played a prank with my friends and the others."

When Chen Yan saw it, his heavy mood suddenly brightened, and he quickly replied: "It's all right~ I thought you were drunk and talking while drinking."

Male God: "Your first reaction was that I was drunk. No wonder you didn't treat me as a psycho and told me to get out of here."

Seeing what the male god said, Chen Yan suddenly felt guilty!

The first reaction of a straight man to being called "baby" by the same sex is definitely "fuck", but the first reaction of a gay gay to being called "baby" by the same sex is "come on!"

Chen Yan had a ghost in his heart, and quickly explained: "I'm guessing... You should have had an accident like getting drunk, otherwise you would definitely not say that under normal circumstances."

The WeChat interface suddenly became quiet.

Chen Yan's small heart was also suspended in mid-air: I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air!

Then, Chen Yan received a voice message from the male god, and without thinking too much, he clicked on the one-second-long voice, and the male god's deep and sexy voice immediately came out from the phone, chanting the words that made Chen Yan blush. Three words:

"Baby."

"!!!"

Chen Yanteng blushed.

The message area in the live broadcast room exploded into fireworks again. The fonts of netizens' messages automatically turned pink, and many netizens swiped in unison: "You all want to become fans, and I will respect you first!"

Chen Yan's mood was hard to calm down, and he replied briefly, "What the hell... are you playing a prank again?"

The male god said with a low smile, "I didn't play anymore, I thought you were too funny, the reaction was so cute."

Chen Yan, as a little gay who covets the masculinity of a male god, how can he stand up to the male god's teasing method, the deer in his heart immediately rushed like a drug addict, he bit his thin lip lightly, and used dry words to cover up With messy thoughts in his heart, he replied bluntly: "I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Male God: "Really?"

Chen Yan: "Fake..."

The male god let out a muffled laugh, and sent another voice saying, "I'll drive back to school on Sunday afternoon, so I'll pick you up by the way."

Chen Yanxi couldn't help but replied: "...OK... Thank you!"

The male god also confessed that he would pick up Chen Yan early on Sunday afternoon and take him for a drive by the way, and Chen Yan responded one by one flattered.

When Chen Yan chatted with the male god on WeChat, he had no time to talk to the live broadcast room at all. However, instead of checking out in anger, the netizens in the live broadcast room reveled like chicken blood: "Is the first sister going out? ???"

In the past, netizens were reluctant to let the first sister down the broadcast, but now they can't wait for the first sister to go out with the male god to make love. They really can be selected as the most caring fans in history!

Chen Yan pressed the back of his hand against his cheek to cool off his fever and said, "Don't go out."

When it was over, he added with a sweet face: "I won't go out tonight, I will have an appointment with the male god the day after tomorrow~"

There was a groan in the comment area, and some netizens said with emotion: "The voice of the male god is so nice! I am so curious about the appearance of the male god, who can make a sister fall in love at first sight, he must be handsome!"

Chen Yan frowned when he heard this, and said unhappily: "Little bitch, let's talk more civilly, there are only a few comments in the comments, it's too ugly! You can describe it like this—male god What a handsome justin bieber!"

Suddenly laughter twitched in the message area!

Netizens accepted the criticism humbly, and lined up to praise obediently: "The male god is really handsome justin bieber!"