The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

Chen Yan was at home alone that night again, and the wechat messages between him and the male god ended after dinner, and the male god said he was going to pick up a friend and didn't reply anymore.

Chen Yan and Ai Lang played blindly for a while, and when Ai Lang mentioned the recent Internet celebrity circle, he thought of Li Enji, who pretended to be "left his name before the fire", and then remembered to log in to the Jinjiang Live APP .

Chen Yan rummaged through the closet to dress himself up, wrapped his head in an Indian turban, wore hot-eyed peach-heart glasses, and also wore a large beard specially designed for singing. After finishing, he used eyeliner to stipple a unique flowery mole on the corner of his mouth.

Really hot eyes!

Although Chen Yan's appearance tonight was a bit confusing, and the fans were shocked when they rushed into the live broadcast room, but it didn't hinder their enthusiasm for Yijie Universe.

As soon as the ID of "Leave a name before the fire" was launched, the live broadcast platform of Da Ji Ji moved ahead of its early years. Netizens swiped "Red and fire, trance, happy year of the dog", and some people matched the pair "Blue water, sober and sober" Happy New Year".

When the first sister arrived, fireworks and firecrackers were indispensable, and the local tyrant "send the firecrackers from thousands of miles" took the lead to swipe five gold top cards and five silver top cards, and carried Chen Yan to the small TV on the front page with ten sedan chairs.

Netizens joked: "If @'千里送炮' big local tycoon keeps doing this, I'm afraid we'll have to call him brother-in-law instead!"

"Thousands of miles to send guns" is a typical local tyrant who has more money and less talk in the eyes of netizens, and the local tyrant also came out to froth at the moment: "How many gifts do you need to give to be promoted to your 'brother-in-law', just ask for a price. "

The local tyrant has already let the word go, and the netizens don't think it's a big deal when they watch the excitement. They consciously post messages in the comment area in a good order, and put the local tyrant on the top: "Sister, look here! The local tyrant wants to buy out the 'brother-in-law'. Access to a role-playing game!"

For local tyrants like "Thousands of Miles to Send Cannons", Chen Yan has also encountered many people in the first half of the live broadcast.

The common routine of the so-called local tyrants is to exchange gifts for the host's mutual privileges on the Jinjiang gay dating platform. Usually after a few private chats, they will directly ask——

"Does the anchor have a date?"

"How much is it for one night?"

"How much do you pay to meet?"

Chen Yan was very annoyed by this.

Now seeing "Thousands of Miles Sending Cannons" looking for a sense of presence in the comment area, Chen Yan smiled and sent him a few or two sentences: "Sister Sending Cannons~ Don't make fun of me, even if I look like a senior in your eyes Bitch, I don't like to play with two-headed dragons either! We are out of play!"

After Chen Yan finished speaking, before "Thousands of Miles Send Cannon" could reply, he had already diverted the attention of the comment area in seconds, saying: "Also, you will have a 'brother-in-law' soon~"

"??????"

The comment area was blown up by the first sister's words, and the screen was full of black question marks, and no one was able to care about the local tyrants.

Chen Yan giggled bitchly, and announced: "Ben Gong spent the night with the male god last night."

This news was obviously welcome, and the comment area almost exploded, and they all asked about the progress of the development of the first sister and the scumbag!

without!wrong!

This "progress" is not the "progress" of the other. What fans want to hear is the depth of the in-depth communication between the first sister and the scumbag, and by the way, the length of the scumbag's chirping can be set out, which is extremely witty!

Chen Yan said: "What do you think of me as a fairy? Even if I sleep in bed, I am still a fairy. I am 100% resistant to the temptation of male sex, unlike you group of country wild guys with big mouths!"

Netizens questioned one after another: "It's all on the bed, first sister, you put hundreds of millions of dollars in the project and don't accept it. Could it be possible to meditate face-to-face with a god-level scumbag???"

Chen Yan said angrily: "What are you picking up! What are you using to pick up! I have always emphasized wearing condoms and making appointments with safety guns. You are still so slutty!"

Netizens were taught a lesson by Chen Yan and accepted the criticism sincerely. However, some fans still felt wronged for Chen Yan: "How dare a scumbag sleep with the first sister in the same bed? This is simply an insult to the first sister!"

Hearing this, Chen Yan put on a flowery face, holding his cheeks like a girl, and shyly said: "You have wronged the male god, the male god respects me, and I am so hard, although there was no physical applause with the male god last night, but The two of us had a friendly and helpful jerk off."

Mutual masturbation is a fact, and these few words of Chen Yan can be regarded as telling the truth, but it only hides the cause and effect of the male god Shi Geng.

Chen Yan exaggeratedly complained: "It's annoying to talk about this. I'm already weak. I helped the male god masturbate last night, and my wrist is still sore."

Chen Yan changed the way to highlight the key point: the male god is really very long-lasting!Isn't it great!

Just as the netizens were howling wolves, a few discordant voices suddenly appeared in the very harmonious comment area:

"Oh hey~ The anchor is really obsessed with lewdness. He has a five-dollar face, but he wants to sleep with a man who drives a Ferrari?"

"It's really funny. Are all the netizens of Dajinjiang's live broadcast small deaf and blind? Do you want such a faceless man addicted to pornography as a sister?"

"I just want to take the liberty to ask, anchor, are you Da Jinjiang's first sister in front of you, and Da Jinjiang's meat toilet behind you?"

The stalk of "five yuan" comes from the soliciting language of the cheap station street bitch: five yuan, five yuan, move fast.

"The male god driving a Ferrari" is a standard mount that Chen Yan casually brags about in order to create a tall, rich and handsome image of the male god.

Chen Yan was stunned by the sudden wave of black fans. This wave of organized and disciplined black fans successfully ignited a scolding war in the comment area.

Chen Yan's fans took advantage of the number of people, and directly sprayed those brainless black people bloody, and some of them also had rational fans who brought new information to Chen Yan.

"First sister! Li Enji from Weibo also came to Dajinjiang to start a live broadcast!!"

"I saw it too! He also mentioned you in the title of the first broadcast, saying that he was coming to apologize to you!"