[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

"Even if I'm a dog skeleton, I can't cover up the fact that you are a corpse snake." Sirius waved the diary to the right domineeringly, "Brother! The task of making trouble with the diary is entrusted to you!"

"Yes, sir!" George swiftly took the diary in front of himself with the judgment of a batter: [On X-month-X in 92, because of an accident at the end of the semester, that so-and-so society became passionate again

You guys go ahead and make trouble, that Weasley (what class of Weasley are you?) Why are you from the Muggle Artifacts Department (I remember correctly?) Why did you propose to participate in a thorough investigation of the dark arts? The contraband program, if you ask me to say that the Weasleys will suffer if your own property (contraband) is too big. 】

"It seems that there are too many people in our family?" George muttered, "Do you all think that the Weasley family is printed out of the same mold?"

"They'll just confuse us, and it's in the past tense," Fred reassured his brother. "Dad doesn't worry about his 'little fun,' he's already planned a loophole, doesn't he?"

"Yeah," said Ron, "but the Burrow is pretty unscientific—"

"It was not established on the basis of science." George continued: [It's not a war period, and the Ministry of Magic can agree to this kind of plan similar to copying others.

Anyway, I'm just here for tea, so go ahead and make trouble.But when I saw Harry's innocent little eyes, he didn't even think about retaliation for that incident at the end of the semester, so why are you in a hurry. 】

"It's Dobby who is in a hurry." Harry shrugged helplessly, and Ron, who had suffered a lot, agreed and nodded.

[As for Voldemort, based on his past behavior, it can be basically judged that the mental age of that guy is still in adolescence, and he can't make any big waves. 】

"Is it because the Dark Lords are all teenagers in the second year of middle school?" Grindelwald said with rare frustration.

"It's also because you are all tall and thin, and you look gangster." Sirius said, "There are not many people who are as elegant and powerful as me."

"Dude, we all know that you are the most handsome one." George coughed: [On X, X, 92, in your lifetime, hurry up and make yourself live to the fullest

I slept until noon, and happened to escape the invitation from that certain club.In the afternoon, I went to drink tea at my old friend's house. My old friend expressed serious dissatisfaction with my rumor that he and his wife intended to commit suicide, and warned me. 】

"However, only Harry and the others know about the Philosopher's Stone." Dumbledore said, "It's not scientific."

"How much science can you pray for living in the magical world." Grindelwald said something similar to George, "It's good to have logic."

[I complained to my old friend: The tradition of never taking graduation photos at Hogwarts has caused me to still not know who I taught Voldemort, Weasley (only remember the last name), the Minister of Magic (forgot the name) and others. A first-year student, old friends despise him.The topic was successfully changed.In the evening, I spent dinner at an old friend's house, and once again avoided the invitation of a certain club.

I got the troublesome nickname of greatest magician of this century because I had too much time to spare when I was young.Now that I am old, I must seize the time to make amends, rehabilitate, and get rid of the package of "greatness" as soon as possible. 】

"Being a saint has never been as comfortable as being a devil." Grindelwald commented.

"Being a demon will challenge the nerve strength of normal people even more." Dumbledore said, "Besides, I can't be a saint at the mercy of others."

The old man with the white beard didn't smile, his cold azure blue eyes looked straight at him through the half-moon glasses.Harry couldn't help recalling the headmaster who won the battle with Fudge and the Aurors, arrogant, indifferent and sharp, no longer the usual kindness, making people realize very clearly: Albus Dumbledore The one who would win the battles against both Dark Lords, and who was the one who proposed "for the greater good".

[On X, X, 92, Comrade Severus was a good comrade

Strong will, high IQ, strong observation, good memory, hard work, not afraid of hardship, not afraid of death, with deep affection (James and Sirius looked at each other, spread their hands together, interrupted by Lily's cough), thoughtful, Straightforward, in good shape, classy enough, cultured, tasteful (the whole group chuckled "chuffed"), highly educated (laughter got louder).The only four disadvantages are: oily head, straightforward personality, hard to think, and low EQ. 】

"The education of wizards in Europe has been contracted by Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons for thousands of years," Grindelwald sneered. "How can it be that the education is not high?"

"Senior who was dropped out of school, you are much more handsome than that guy with a greasy face, a long face and a big nose. You are superior in both business and business, and you have created a peak empire, which will make future generations look up to you," Riddle said casually, "It's perfect 'Durmstrang sex god', isn't it? It's even more perfect if you're not obsessed with education."

"You're a funny Slytherin too," Grindelwald replied, "Gaunt's Tom Riddler."

"Thank you." Riddle smirked, "However, I'm more interested in the 'proud', 'elegant' 'son of a family' Snape who threw branches at the little girl and scolded the students for having long front teeth."

"Unless your mind is really full of Achnatherum splendens, you don't imagine other people's figures." Snape sneered, "Or you finally finished whoring a snake, and it's hard to relieve your loneliness?"

[Considering letting Severus take over my position, if he lives to my age, he will definitely be better than me, but at this stage he is not the right time.Severus needs spring, if he can fall in love again, maybe he will find how ridiculous his persistence is today.

...how about the one for the wizard's best smile?Photos look good. 】

"Who is that?" Grindelwald asked.

"Lockhart, it is said that they are your descendants." Riddle said, "They all have exactly the same curly blond hair and shiny blue eyes. This is really not low in credibility."

"Dear Dumbledore," Snape said, rolling his eyes at the former Headmaster, "if I learn how to smile like that Ravenclaw bastard, Madam Pomfrey will ask for a double raise in salary and colleagues. After all, Those stupid minds will be scared to death, and a heart attack may happen."

"I now think that the worst human CP about Snape is definitely not Harry, Padfoot and Voldemort, but Lockhart... Mundungus is better than him." Lily said, "Fletcher Be willing to fight in the beginning."

"Ah, you left out the Death Eaters like Bellatrix and the Carlos," Snape said, "and Fudge and Umbridge."

"Is there any non-human CP?" Sirius paid attention to the wrong (not) important point.

"Of course." The emerald green light ball replied, "But I thought you would rather read the diary?"

Twelve Angry Men os: "...Didn't you listen?"

[On X, X, 92, make a gross report

Weasley asked me if it was okay for his son to invite the Savior to his house for the summer.Your son invited his classmate to play at your own home, what report do you give me? 】

"Dad would have said: 'I'm just backing up!'" laughs Ron.

"The word 'update' would be nice to have," Hermione responded. "It's finally untagged."

[X.X., 92, Weasley, great job!

In the evening, the Weasley who was in Harry's class (Ron stared at the diary: "I have a name!") drove Harry all the way to school in his father's contraband (Harry: "Isn't it flying? ”) and smashed the plant that had been planted in the school yard for more than 20 years—Whipping Willow, the most precious of the genus Salix in the family Salicaceae Salicaceae. 】

"The only thing that can comfort Hogwarts is that Whomping Willow has strong resistance stability and resilience stability, which is not easy." Dumbledore said, "There are not many plants that can possess these two properties at the same time. See."

"Swing a battered broom, beat a car," said Fred, "The Whomping Willow—you deserve it!"

[Weasley, it’s fine if you miss the start of school—it hasn’t started yet anyway; it’s fine if you break a tree—anyway, there are as many trees in the school yard as this one; you stabbed your father’s basket—and Huo Gewarts doesn't matter, your dad will deal with you (Ron: "It's my mother who dealt with me..." Fred and George nodded in unison.); driving without a license is fine-magic There is no such thing as a driver's license in the world.The point is, you're carrying the savior of the Ministry of Magic, who is your father's idol!Not only that, he is also an idol in the British wizarding world! 】

"Potter, even the Ministry of Magic is willing to bow to your pomegranate skirt." Riddle said.

"The first point is that I am not a girl. The second point is that I am not Tom Sue." Harry said to Dumbledore, "Professor, you are the biggest Sue! You have been well-known in the British wizarding world since you were in school." , has the most powerful magic power in the world, and even has the upper hand when fighting against the two Dark Lords, and can beat Malfoy mentally when he is on the verge of desperation..."

"I love sweets, but my teeth have never been broken?" Dumbledore said with a smile.

[However, if you really succeeded in throwing (falling) the Savior in mid-air because of driving without a license, Hogwarts will probably have a lot less trouble this semester.

I have never been so tired in all these years of working.It's really sad to have a famous student at school, mainly because NC fans are too lethal. 】

"My arm..." Harry pretended to groan.

"Daddy's Ford..." Ron screamed, "and Charlie's old wand—"

"Mum's howling letter..." Fred smiled at Ron.

[On X, X, 92, some confusion recently

There is no rule that those who write novels must have the same length of experience as those who write novels.I personally think that Gilderoy Lockhart is a good blind date in all aspects, except that he is too obsessed with writing, which makes me a little worried.

What makes me wonder is how I offended Severus, who has been looking at me through his nostrils since the beginning of this term. 】

"...you won't understand until you're pulled," Snape said.

【On X, X, 92, rumors about my taste

I like sweet things, which doesn't mean I don't eat steak, sausages, bacon, green salads, fish and chips.Where did the rumor that I drank sugar, ate honey, toffee cake, chocolate, full of cavities and didn't like to brush my teeth come from? ! !

I'm not picky eaters!The only thing I don’t eat is Bibi’s multi-flavored beans.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I was shot while lying down. 】

"Even bees don't live on molasses!" Dumbledore said, "Besides, my surname is related to bees!"

"Hahahaha, it's a good thing you made a statement, otherwise I really thought you had cast a transformation spell on your waist! (1)" Grindelwald said.

[On X, X, 92, a wave of trouble struck

The petrification incident is not the first time Hogwarts has happened. I think that if we investigate this incident, we must first ask the victims back then, but the question is how to make Myrtle speak human words (cry)]

"Myrtle can only talk nonsense, Professor," Harry said to Dumbledore.

【Hagrid may be the mastermind of the last petrification, but it must not be this time. (1. Too busy to start school 2. The words don't match 3. He will petrify Filch instead of his cat) I don't know why Slytherin's name is involved. (doubt)

I'm sorry about Filch, but you have to understand that there's absolutely no way your lady is a cat, although Norris sounds like a nice name.How long has it been since you went on a blind date, Filch? 】

"Is this the legendary hallucination?" Snape said sullenly.

[Harry, I think you can calm down a little bit, since you are weak, don't jump around for nothing.After you entered the school, every time there was an accident in the school, you would appear at the scene of the crime. I think you should seriously reflect on it. 】

"...It's as if I can control Voldemort, no, it's like Riddle committed the crime somewhere." Harry depressed the corner of his mouth, "Sure enough, it's better to be the devil, there is no limit."

[On X, X, 92, maybe the way I was looking for books back then was wrong

"Congratulations, lucky one. The Lord is with you." Archangel Gabriel appeared in front of her and informed her.The virgin Mary conceived Christ. (...)]

"...Is this the legendary asexual reproduction?" Grindelwald said, "Well, maybe this is the theoretical basis of the Fertility Potion?"

"Very likely." The emerald green light ball said, "considering that some people dream of a long rainbow that pierces the sun and the moon, step on a certain huge footprint, or become pregnant after swallowing a colorful egg ( 2)."

[When I was a child, I wondered why wizards celebrate Christmas, and I went to look for Muggle books to read, but the moment I opened the book, I felt... It seems that I will never understand it for the rest of my life.

But now, whenever I spend Christmas with the students at Hogwarts, I, who is single to death, can actually have the illusion that I am full of children and grandchildren, and I am under my knees.

It must be an illusion, for sure. 】

"Hogwarts is really your home," Grindelwald said.

"Isn't it?" Dumbledore replied.

The author has something to say: (1) School Deng's waist that underwent transfiguration: The reference comes from ccabxyz's "I want to bomb the school".

(2) Strange way of pregnancy (birth):

Zhuanxu, one of the "Five Emperors": Mother Nvshu dreamed of a long rainbow that flew into her belly and pierced the sun and the moon.

Emperor Ku, who is also one of the "Five Emperors": His mother stepped in the footsteps of giants.

The first ancestor of the Shang Dynasty Qi: Mother Jian Di (the second concubine of Emperor Ku) swallowed colorful bird eggs.

Hou Ji (abandoned), the first ancestor of the Zhou Dynasty: Mother Jiang Yuan (Emperor Ku and Yuan Concubine) "followed the footprints of giants".

Yao: Mother Qingdu (Emperor Ku's third concubine) ran into a giant dragon flying in a whirlwind of red clouds.

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