[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

The smell of ham, fried eggs, toast, and milk still permeates the hall, but the eyes of the twelve readers have turned to the ball of light suspended in the center of the round table, or an ordinary diary on the table.

Hermione nodded to Sirius. "Okay." Sirius shrugged, stretched out his right hand and dragged the diary in front of him, and started the daily routine:

[On X, X, XX, construction engineering is a science and engineering subject, and those who have not even studied physics are prohibited from drilling holes in school.

The Hogwarts building design is unreasonable, for example, the headmaster's room does not have a bathroom.The staff dormitories are connected to their offices and usually have a small bathroom inside.However, there is no principal's office. If I think about the night, I have to get up in the dark to borrow a public toilet 180 meters away. 】

"If I had known, I would have obediently become a professor of Transfiguration." Dumbledore said slightly sadly, "Fortunately, I finally got rid of the blame."

As expected, he received a blank stare from Snape.

Harry grinned at the Headmaster, "But then, Professor, you won't find the Room of Requirement."

"Oh, Harry, you heard that." Dumbledore met Harry's eyes and explained to the unintelligible crowd, "Hey, this is an old man who 'took a wrong turn on the toilet and entered A very finely appointed room filled with all sorts of exquisite and luxurious chamberpots' stories."

"After some investigation, the curious old man 'discovered that it only came in at about 05:30 in the morning, or only at the quarter moon, or maybe when the bladder of the toilet seeker was particularly full'?" Green Devore sarcastically said, "Though I kind of like that silly Love (1) who's swollen from being tolerant, nice, and humorous."

Sirius quickly saved the silence by reading the following: [Hogwarts buildings have many other unreasonable features, such as Slytherin dormitories. According to incomplete statistics, the rate of arthritis among Slytherin graduates in their later years is Much higher than the other three colleges;]

"So, I have to say to the former (accented) Headmaster 'Thank you for keeping me out of my arthritis'?" Snape snorted twice.

[There is also the Hufflepuff dormitory, which is located next to the back office. The disturbing structure is like this: kitchen - Hufflepuff dormitory - back office laundry. 】

"So, 'seismographs crashing in Hufflepuff dorms' is an inevitable event," Green Globe added. "Also, I think the badgers want to call the police every day."

Sirius, who decided to correct the strange orientation, had a serious face: [The faculty and staff who have been troubled by the living environment in the past have tried to use magic to change the structure of the house (especially the Slytherin heads of the past generations, their offices are wet all the year round) ), but this makes the problem worse.Thinking of those stairs that move inexplicably, the door of the room that can never be opened, the steps that disappear from time to time, and the secret passage that collapsed before it was completed, it seems that the resentment of the teaching seniors still remains. 】

Dumbledore blinked uncomfortably. "How about we talk about #amazingHogwarts? I talked about the Room of Requirement earlier."

He managed to get eleven supercilious eyes, but this didn't stop Riddle from being the first to speak. He said succinctly, "The chamber of secrets."

"...the basilisk." Hermione, who hadn't reacted for a while, explained, "Although it is in the secret room, I don't think it was there from the beginning. Even a magical creature cannot live alone in a closed environment for thousands of years. .”

"You can pick any one of the secret passages in the castle as the answer." Sirius shrugged and obtained the same achievement as Dumbledore.

George showed an inscrutable smile: "The Marauder's Map."

He got the "hey hey" from the two people around him, and James on the right said, "Is the 'giant squid' in the black lake okay?"

He also enjoys "the privilege of being with his buddies."Grindelwald was skipped, and Harry, who had just thought of the crown and sword, hurriedly said, "The sorting hat."

Ron scratched his head, hesitatingly said: "...the 'Forbidden Forest' that keeps my father's car running rampant? I really can't think of it, unless you are willing to accept the 'Thestrals' that pull the carriage every year."

"Whipping Willow." Snape said viciously, but the instigator on the opposite side had a calm expression.

Fred shook his head and sighed, "Little Ronnie, you actually forgot about Peeves."

"I've always been interested in ghosts," said Lily, "they hover on the edge of life and death, but they don't linger on the side of the platform like some Voldemort, and they don't wave to us behind the veil of the Department of Mysteries, and they don't have substance. No hallucinations, at least they give the impression of 'cold' and 'timeless'."

[I think you should stop complaining, the wizarding world lacks science and engineering science education.There is a saying in the Muggle world: If you learn math, physics, and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world.Some architectural structural problems cannot be solved by random or violent treatment.

After realizing this, I began to worry a little about the solidity of the old building under my feet that has never stopped being demolished, rebuilt, and expanded illegally by mystics... It seems that in addition to teaching management, now I have to study teaching The question of whether the building will collapse. 】

"You can refer to the structure of Nurmengard, dear Albus," said Grindelwald.

"...you have to take into account the age of Hogwarts," Dumbledore responded, "and a decaying interior cannot support a massive structure."

[On X, X, 91, I have long said that the school needs professional security

Today is the holidays, and a troll ran into the school, because all the teachers and staff are off for the holidays.

But Professor McGonagall, don't you look at me like that.Although I deeply regret that the Gryffindor students were involved in this incident... But you see, today is a national holiday, and which one of you is not usually worrying about the safety of students, insomnia at night, being a teacher in class, and struggling with students listening to the class Being absent from class, being late and making errands, worrying about conflicts and grievances between students in the department after class, and catching mischievous little friends who go out at night... In short, I will arrange for you to be on duty during national statutory holidays. .

So I said long ago that our school needs to hire professional security guards, preferably in the form of competitive bidding. 】

"... Put a dementor, absolutely no one will be willing to get out of the warm bed." Snape laughed so that it made people feel chills.

"Ah, I would be very happy to see all kinds of patron saints." Dumbledore said, "I would also like to see the legendary peacock, nine-tailed white fox, running unicorn, and flying dragon and phoenix."

"Falcons, eagles, birds, birds, bats, snakes, lions, tigers, wolves, and leopards can definitely fully satisfy your thirst for knowledge." After the emerald green light ball reported a lot of nouns, it said triumphantly, "Who made the culture of the sky/dynasties so long and profound? .”

"...The magic of flying with a sword and the theory of the balance of yin and yang probably cannot be applied in this world, dear Miss Lightball, otherwise Voldemort who can fly would not be so scary."

"A flying Voldemort is really unexpected." The emerald green light ball said, "He is obviously lying on the ground!"

[On X, X, 92, there are some things you have to do

I think things like the savior are just propaganda.Of course, if my age was about 100 years younger, maybe I would, like most people, believe in the bottom of my heart that there is such a thing as magical realism in the world. 】

"Are you an 11-year-old kid, of course you will believe it." Grindelwald said.

"Hello, ten-year-old boy," said Dumbledore calmly. "To tell you the truth, it is as absurd for the whole of England to believe that a baby can save the world as it is for the whole of Europe to believe that a professor of transfiguration can stop the Dark Lord."

[There are some things you have to face. ] Sirius' voice sounded at the right time, 【If any student or teacher has an accident in the school, then the outside world will think of me first, whether I know it or not, whether I am innocent or not, whether I have already done my best to restore the tragedy.In fact, whatever happens to anyone at Hogwarts, I'm involved in the final resolution.

Well, Harry, since you are the savior they say, no matter how innocent you are for this title, when almost everyone in the wizarding world thinks you should, then you must. 】

"I can never just be myself." Harry sighed in silence.

"For example, someone who finally went to Nurmengard under the bombardment of Howler letters for three years." Grindelwald squinted at the opposite side. "The result is not so bad, is it?"

Dumbledore cast his eyes on the ball of light, "Yeah, it's been a terrible process from the beginning."

[It's a little unfair and ridiculous, isn't it? It turns out that you can silently avenge your family, but now hatred has become the responsibility of the savior. 】

"Speaking as if you were really willing to push your moral boundaries." Grindelwald was still speaking. "But who can you hate, dear Albus?"

[On X, X, 92, I really became more and more able to talk

In order to calm people's hearts, I went to the treatment wing, and received countless blank eyes on the way. ("It's just Madam Pomfrey's eyes, don't worry." Dumbledore shrugged helplessly.)

To be honest, I really have nothing to say to Harry.Who the hell knew that Professor Quirrell actually believed that there would be... 'something like that' in the test paper.I really overestimated the bottom line of human IQ in the past. When that idiot Onion broke through the level, didn't he use his brain to think about how such a low-level and easy-to-understand question could have a real product! ! ! 】

"Actually, even Voldemort has to think on the back of other people's heads..." The emerald green light ball laughed.

[Fortunately, the savior is fine!Otherwise Hogwarts would be over. (Everyone nodded in agreement, as long as a group of owls flew over like a dark cloud, falling not only packages, papers, but also feathers, feces, and the final simulated explosion caused by the howling letters of cosplay grenades / The fried scene...the picture is too beautiful.)

The most important thing right now is how I explain to Harry, "Actually you didn't do anything but ruined a final paper that was in progress."?Or tell him: "Your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor took the lead in destroying the test papers, so you just go along"?Or "Your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is a person with no common sense. But he was just an accident. Quirrell is an external teacher who only came this year. No matter what happened just now, please believe in the teaching level of Hogwarts. Know that our regular teachers are all professionals with high IQs and many years of experience (the crowd unanimously made a "hehe" sound.), studying in our school is good for employment and has a bright future"?

My mind was blank until the moment I sat in front of Harry's bed.Well, what shall we talk about?Seeing Harry's innocent little eyes blinking bulingbulingly in the dark night, I didn't know what I said until the end, but I didn't expect Harry to say "ah, so this is the true meaning of life" at the end of the conversation expression.

I:……

Recalling the situation of this meeting, while admiring myself, my heart is a little complicated.Maybe the Muggles are right, childhood education has a great influence on a person's IQ. 】

"Well, from the looks of it, Voldemort was actually defeated by an ordinary boy." Harry spread his hands and said helplessly, "I didn't expect that either."

"Luck is also a kind of strength, dear Harry." James said with a smirk, "especially when you are going out for a stroll."

[On X, X, 92, well, now you all know my weakness

With a flick of his hand, he added XX points to Gryffindor, and reported a number casually.It turned out to be a tragedy, as Minerva, Flitwick, and Sprout slapped her in the eye one after another.

As for Snape... I think he's beyond angry. 】

"Hahahahaha!" Sirius laughed recklessly, "Snape's face is probably greener than Slytherin green!"

"Isn't that... Isn't it the face of a corpse?" Grindelwald added fuel to the fire.

"It's better than some two handsome guys squatting like skeletons in prison." Snape showed no sign of weakness.

The author has something to say: (1) Silly Love: The stalk comes from "The Author Has Something to Say" in Chapter 84 of "Four Elements", and the cockroaches picked up Grindelwald's nationality and Durmstrang's position. (although this should be a #input method joke#)

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